₦airaland Forum

jcmaiah:
Why do Igbos give you sleepiness night? The write up says "Yoruba and Hausa". Go get a life cos hatred wan kill you. If its because of that your family land Okechukwu bought we can give it back if you can afford 3x the amount he bought it!

epic bro, so epic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLKVcCop0hk

OneManLegion:
Shut up, my friend. Person wey dey _fuck you back-to-back worwor pass am.

Pretender.

sup bro. Thanks. I just dropped you an update. quite complicated now...

OneManLegion:
I've replied now. I forgot last night.

Thanks, I will let you know how things pan out.

OneManLegion:
Got it boss. My mails get delivered to my phone.

Will respond later this evening.

hey bro. Nothing from you yet thanks

aalangel:
Really? We need to hear her sing. Seems she doesn't like wearing clothes.

OneManLegion:
It was nothing special Joh.

My first sex was awful. she old pass me and she was a pro.

hey bro, you have a PM. Still on that matter. Please let me know when you reply. I gave an email to use for the reply. Thanks.

Make I follow you. I might get luck

akuracy:
The most craziest comment of the month.

don't mind the idiot. I have a friend who allowed a sex to get into his head such that before he bought a car worth 2Million Naira for the whorree he didn't know. The girl didn't add any value, a complete parasite.

kilode100:
.....And na person papa I dey love to fork o...
No vex..

no, you must fork me ooo. Shebi u wan flex mustle? So when a guy isn't following crowd, folks like you call them insultive names such as gay. You get luck say this na nairaland. Else, I go fork you die and thereafter, you will learn to caution yourself and stop seeing your smelling cuunts something out of this world.

Just know not everyone sees sex as "wow". If the men you sleep with lost their senses while bedding you, that is their wahala.

OneManLegion:
You're one lucky nigga.
First is, you must never mention anything about dating her again.
For every two times she initiates a chat, initiate it once. When she starts getting frustrated with being the sole initiator, give her a surprise call and spend a long time with her.
When you speak with her face to face, be very relaxed and free with her. If you're free, you'll be funny and girls love funny guys.
But don't let her see too much of you. Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Narrate your embarrassing experiences with her. If you don't have any, make some up. Lol.

Na she go toast you. With girls, one just has to show that one is not desperate. They'll cave in.

Thanks, you are the man.

firstking01:
@188...follow this advice

Thanks bro. Advice taken.

kilode100:
Mills and boon novel @ work..
Yinmu*

Wetin you dey feel like sef?
Come make I disvirgin you so that your body go come down o...

I am still waiting to fork you. PM now and let's get it started!

masonkz:
I actually don't know if this is a global thing, but I've come to notice it a lot around people here, especially the guys.

You see a single woman that is successful at what she's doing, and then the next thing that comes to your mind is to start opining that she must be bitter cos she's in her 30s or approaching 40 and not married. These are the kind of people that feel that for a woman, marriage is the biggest achievement that can happen to her. That no matter what a woman has in life, if there's no marriage, then she's not made, not minding the fact that many married women are silently suffering in their marriage.

In turn, this same thought process goes on to affect the woman as she starts getting desperate and starts having a very low self esteem. The pressure gets to the point where they end up going from one church to the other and in so doing may fall into the prey of men solely looking out for these kind of women to exploit. Only those bold enough to shake off the society's expectation of a woman can actually hold their head high and not give a hoot about what anyone says.

Even women can be their own enemies when a married lady starts using another's singlehood to insult her. In my opinion, that is way below being petty. Now the trend is when people see fine pictures of single ladies on social media, the next question is "where is her husband?", "...who go marry this one wey don reach 30something?", "...too bad that she's this rich and fine with no husband"... poor reasoning I.M.O.

Ladies/Women, your first priority when it comes to happiness is yourself, and not to cater to the happiness of the society. Granted, you may have wanted to marry in your 20s, but if that isn't /wasn't the case, why go on killing yourself about it? Develop yourself the more, be beautiful to yourself, get that money rolling, the career moving, that business booming. If need be, get a baby papa and get yourself pregnant and train the child yourself!. If teenagers can have unwanted pregnancies and still see the child through childhood, successful women can surely do better!

While that last part may not lie well with many, my point still is that you shouldn't go through life thinking having a husband would be your guarantee to having a fulfilled life. Having a great family is beautiful, if you don't have one, align your priorities and have your options open as to what really you CAN DO to make yourself more happy with YOUR LIFE.


#okbye.

it's the dirty mentality of Nigerians at large. They see Marriage as the ultimate. Just tell a girl you want to marry her and see majority of fall over for you.

If you aren't married, people bug you with it so much so you think you are not good enough.

This is why you even see those who can barely feed themselves getting married by all means. After marriage what next? Poverty!

kilode100:
Mills and boon novel @ work..
Yinmu*

Wetin you dey feel like sef?
Come make I disvirgin you so that your body go come down o...

I am still waiting for the fork o. If you decline my offer eh

chigoizie7:
A very big and loud mtcheeeeeew

hit your head on the wall

JbravoAdodger:
wait why's everyone forming rapper tho

I just tire o. So, not being attached to a woman after sex makes me a gay? All these guys make me laff. Becos of toto, and different styles, before my guys spent millions on a their babe finish, dem nor know.

kilode100:
Mills and boon novel @ work..
Yinmu*

Wetin you dey feel like sef?
Come make I disvirgin you so that your body go come down o...

oya na make I arrangement make I fork you wella. Don't expected a call after the sex. Don't you get it? I don't get attached to a woman based on sex.

I am not gay.

You gree for the fork? Let me know.

sickstars:
Faints
so charming

luck where are u nau

lol.

sickstars:
wish u all d best as u search

ow some girls are lucky with guys makes me question my own life with guys

it depends. One of my friend sang for his wife on their wedding day. You see ? He held her close, looking into her eyes while singing. And guess, what we were in same singing group during our school days and after we parted ways, he tried to lure me to join a group of gospel singers because he knew I have got that sonorous voice as well. But my mind was fixated on making money and more money lol.

I sure know I will do much more or best than that on my day. whether sing or write, I know I will do all together and even more lol.

OneManLegion:
There's no faster way to chase a girl away than to appear like a sissy. Girls love a firm, bohemian caveman....or as close as you can be(explains why most girls love a well-built man.

As for that girl, leave her for a while, for about, say, 3 weeks or 2 weeks at the very least, then call her out of the blue(not Whatsapp o), when you speak to her, be confident and in control, crack jokes and act like you both never had any problem.

Then let her be for a couple of days, then send her an SMS checking up on her, and telling her a few sweet things without being too ingratiating or sissy.
Then later in the evening, message her on Whatsapp and practise those tips I gave in my earlier post.


The summation of my earlier post is, curiosity makes the cho-cho(_pussy) wet. Every girl sizes up a guy and tries to look for traits in him that will make him seem like a regular guy, the moment she finds enough proof that you're an average dude out there, you fail. That's how much women love adventure.



On a personal note, I take smelling nice as a priority. Always. I recommend Old-spice deodorant stick as well as Smart 262 perfume for you(that's not exactly what I use, but it'll do).
Good luck.

hey bro, I am gonna need you on this. Since she told me she can't date me, I have kept my distance.

Yesterday she buzzed me on whatsapp out of the blue to ask how I am doing to which I replied fine and asked how she was as well. She asked how is work going. I said fine
And she replied okay nice. I read that and didn't reply.

So, a guy who knew about my adventure to get her contact after losing it, he gave me, called her because they have been friends.

She told the guy what happened and that she has a guy. She told him she likes me but can't cheat on her current guy.

This morning, she buzzed again, maybe cos I didn't reply her last buzz from yesterday after reading, demanding if I was angry with her. I said no I ain't. She said yes I am angry because I stopped chatting with her.

I am trying to reduce the frequency of my reply to any of her messages when they come in.

What would be the best way to handle this since it has some how affected how we planned it initially with me calling after 3 weeks?

Cc: firstking01

sickstars:
do guys like ur frnd exist?

show me your friend and I will you who your are. Those are the kind of friends I roll with cos I am same.

I could write t so much if I truly love a woman. I have seen the lady and I am must say, she is beautiful.

I wish them all the best. Hopefully, I will get mine someday. Until then, the gulder ultimate search continues.

sickstars:
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What a beautiful poem

yeah, it is

kilode100:
You might be Gay!!

Or,

You are impotent!


Sex is the Sweetest thing ever created.

When I sick, Doctor put intravenous drip for me, upon say I weak, the Doctor fcvk me wella and I became well instanta.

Madam, It does not mean I can't fork you till you cum, that's if it's really a woman behind the handle. I will suck your cunt and clits till you drip them creamy and make your tits hard while goose bumbs engulf your entire body.

What happens after the sex? If you expect me to become clingy to you or if you think sex will build bond between us or if you think forking me constantly will make me lose my senses and dash you money on demand like 2 of my friends did, sorry it will hardly happen.

Call me weird but that's me.

I have a friend who is getting married and he has been crafting numerous writings for his woman.

One thing that this post tend to reveal is that the woman in question brings tremendous VALUE. This is what turns me on more than sex and I am not exaggerating. When I told a friend that sex does not move me, no matter the number styles involved, he thought I was joking. Please read this and digest it.

I remember perusing an old dictionary
For a word we never used in seminary
I wondered what ‘girlfriend’ could mean
It wasn't used in the circles where I’d been

I like how our fathers saw it in those days
Seeing it from their standpoint really pays
A girlfriend’s a close female companion
Someone not there for sexual union

Except of course after you've married her
And brandished her to the world like a star
Then, she can also fulfil that purpose
And be even more than you suppose

You're the best female friend I've had
Everyone knows this including my dad
We were obviously crafted for each other
Our graces and callings perfectly fit together

My heart is so at rest with you
The confidence everyday is new
You're Spirit-filled and a true believer
When you pray it's like you unstop a river

All my needs you can more than satisfy
Having you will make any man feel fly
I like the way you play and laugh
I love your blend of sweet and tough

I wanted a woman who loves business
God knew it and gave me nothing less
You're the woman of my dreams
A spring of amazing multiple streams

In investment we speak the same language
It's like having the best co-actors on stage
You're hardworking, persistent and diligent
Benevolent, intelligent and excellent

With your skills as a prudent manager
My stuff with you faces no danger
You’re the lady I'm so gonna marry
Your burdens with you I so wanna carry

Your ideas inject transformation
The inputs you make bring reformation
I more than enjoy the way you think
That's why I often save your words with ink

When you advice I pause and listen
Your strategies have helped me win
Every time we chat I get lifted
Mehn, my girlfriend is remarkably gifted

If I had the words of King Solomon
I'd write about you from Isaiah to Philemon
Had Solomon met you he'd have married one more
Because you're queen material to your very core

Gorgeous, adorable and beautiful you
Always lush and fresh with Heaven's dew
I wanna place your name on my estate
To lavish my love on you I won't hesitate

You'll be my virtuous woman
And I'll be your faithful man
Thought of you and I was driven to my pen
Will soon be in town and I'll see you then

Lothario:
This guy has seen his next victim domestic violence loading 10%

and the wealth is drained. I don't know why people don't learn.

In another news, Kayne West has been living a fake life with $53Million hanging on his head.

Cutehector:
He made a huge mistake of askin u out!

epic

firstking01:
You know that song, one of my best songs of the oldies...




Unto the matter on ground....op i think the two girls above had a genuine reasons why they declined your request, moreso, i can relate very well to this your assertion, and it's not perculiar to you alone...




The problem with most of we guys is when ever we see a girl we like, we are always in a haste to ask her out, that's why most times the girl will tell you i have a boyfriend even when she's so very much single like the alphabet "I" just to see if your genuine with your intentions, now this is where friendzoning comes in which is not bad as far as she doesn't place demand on you...




My submission, we should try and be patient with most of em girls especially if you percieve she likes you and you like her too, this works for me....this is how mary that i 've chasing for like two years now said yes to me on this week..

hey bro, I was banned and so I couldn't reply you. Thanks. I am take a break off her case for awhile to come back after almost a month. I will follow what OneManLegion has said.

This girl is damn gorgeous and you are right about being in a haste. I had the key at on time but lost it because I was too in a hurry and emotional.

malele:
I don't beat about the bush when I really see a girl I love. I hit the nail on the immediately.

but this one withdrew. I know where I made a mistake. So, I wanna give her some space.

blackpanda:
When the past administration was wasting the scarce forex and distributing to friends and cronies, what do u expect. Economics is not magic!

**** if your house is on fire, do you blame the next compound or try to quench it before it gets even worse?

steph2sweet:
I have totally lost hope in this government, what a mess.

don't lose hope. Think of what you can do to favour you.

People are making use of information in their reach

Husband scarce oooo.

Tested and trusted seller.