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Many companies are now adopting screenshots monitoring and time tracking software because of its flexibility, easy to use and affordable. Time tracking software has been estimated to save up to 4% of payroll costs and proven that time tracking software increases the productivity of organizations.

In work we use http://www.ilovefreesoftware.com/04/windows/business/download-time-doctor-free.html it offers both time tracking and screenshots monitoring. Very useful for those companies in which employees are remotely located, or work from home.


Sorry to revive this old thread btw.

Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance

Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy

Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair

Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage

Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profits

Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production

Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion

Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime

A man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item that she does not need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must love him a little and understand him a lot.

To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate overnight.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, but she does.

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument

Networking

Become talented enough with associating with professional contacts, and your bakery business might not ever have to procure an advertisement! Networking represents that without exception, each and every associate in your life could be an implied tie to deals and customers. Make sure to connect with other professionals at product trade expositions, conventions, get togethers, private functions, and breakfast meetings. If you have a minimum of 125 names in your Rolodex or email account, every one of the contacts could get your bakery business in touch with a minimum of 20 other people. Guarantee that all your coworkers are aware that you are starting your own bakery business .

Quick Pointers and Things to do:

1. Making contacts represents doing favours as you look to other to assist by doing you favours.
2. Be sure you do not give up an opportunity to talk about your bakery business to each and every individual who can give you his/her attention.
3. Don't be flavourless; building professional relationships means you need to be artful in frequent circumstances.
4. Unceasingly follow - up with any contact within 24 hours, or at the very least not later than every 48 hours.

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Top 3 Gadgets Must Have For 2011

Ipad
Iphone or Blackberry
Philips 3D TV

What's on your list?

If you could have any superpower, what would it be and why?

I start with two things you chose between them and then you suggest the next two things

ok here goes

Apple or Orange?

thanks s0o much for the warm welcome guys, *hugs*

thanks jenny,

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There once was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime.

After three neighbours' houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog.

So one day the wife went to the pet store and said, ?I need a good guard
dog.?

And the clerk replied, ?Sorry, we're all sold out. All we have left is
this little Scottie dog. But he knows karate.?

The wife didn't believe him so he said to the dog, "Karate that chair.?

The dog went up to the chair and broke it into pieces, then he said to
the dog, ?Karate that table.? The dog went up to the table and broke it
in half.

So the wife bought the dog and took it home to her husband who was
expecting a big guard dog. But then she told her husband that it knew
karate, and he said ?Karate my ***!?

I bet you can imagine what happened to the poor husband,

The purpose of your bakery Business, or anyone else’s business for that matter, is to earn profit while fulfilling the needs or wants of its clients.

Among the biggest difficulties business owners face is the temptation to leap in without a plan. To increase business they dabble in ideas. Never really embracing a solid strategy, they simply trust one of their endeavors will eventually pay off and cause their business to soar to new heights. In most cases this is a recipe for failure.

How To Start A Bakery Business

anyone? thank you!

A little kid walks into a bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull."

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant."

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, "What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!"

The kid smiles and says, "I would be a bus driver!"

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

A woman walks into a pet store wanting to buy a pet for her husband, but she finds all the pets are so so expensive.
The woman says to the clerk at the counter, "I'm looking to buy a pet for my husband but I'm on a very short budget!."
"No worries," replies the clerk.
"We've just ordered in a very large bullfrog that can give bl*wjobs."
"Bl*wjobs," says the woman, buying the frog, thinking it would be a great gag gift, so she goes home and gives the frog to her husband explaining the frogs talent.
With a laugh the husband walks off leaving the frog in the kitchen.
In the middle of the night the woman wakes up to the sound of pots and pans flying around in the kitchen.
She goes down to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks.
"What are you two doing?" she asks.
"Well," says the husband. "If I can teach this frog to cook you are outta here."

LAPD is the best!

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A friend of mine has just started her own ebook site about bakery business and would welcome any constructive comments that you may have,  If you believe that this is spamming, pls delete this thread,   


Regards,

ladylyn.

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.

The President decides to give them a test.
He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in.

They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in.

After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in.

They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear.
The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

Love or money which is more important for you, which one you will choose if you only can choose one of them. Why?

I came into some money recently and I needed a new phone, so I thought because I got some money to spare I might as well get one, but when I ask friends and family it starts out as someone saying "Iphone is better!" then the other saying "No blackberry!" and ends with a big fight. so will someone please answer the year old question "Which one is better?"

Hi there,

Glad I found this forum. There seems to be some really good information here and I hope I can end up adding to the forum in the future.