₦airaland Forum

jubrealguy:
toilet...sorry kitchen, are u okay atall.....mail for wetin, if i catch u ehn, i go make sure i do u wetin zidane do materrazi. which kind play be dat one

cc fraiser wittyemi Abbeyunique2

awon goons me, make una cum c ooo, shey bobo yii fe kin pago mo lori ni **holding a broken bottle and breathing heavily**

.... Babe take it easy.... Jst calm down ok...... Oya sorry dnt mind him... Na slip of tongue

Qutyjoice:
Wetin em talk abeg

ok..... He said we could stay... Only if we r goin to live in peace.... And i told him dat we will live in peace

jubrealguy:
i won't jump into conclusion if i were u buh i know my wifey is very fertile

.....lolz....... And u r a strong dude too...

Qutyjoice:
Bibi we're just kidding dnt go now.....Plsssss....Yu know I like U..Oya com bk mk we settle

........ Dis na wetin u for don do sins... Buh its alryt... I like u too.... Lemme ask him if we should stay or not... Sweetness... Should we stay or not?

jubrealguy:
honourable Abbeyunique2, we would be discussing the gradual derailing of Nigeria's judicial system tomorrow, ryt now iambibi is all that matters.
Baby, promise me u won't reply these neighbours of ours again cos av neva seen a couple talked that much.

... Lolz yes i wont......no matter wat dey say u will always remain priceless to me..... *hugs him*..... I luv u..

Oyehomie:
Shey sweat dey block eye ni..na ma wife u dey talk to like dati o....y ur husby con dey sweat plus stammer cos we talk say he no suppose come ur aos for una first night 2geda nah?...

for ur information am now in his new house...!!! And tell ur wife dat no matter wat happens she will alwasy b my darling neighbor... No b marriage go bring quarrel....i luv and will always do...... Tnks and God bless... And by d way.... Plz increase ur radio volume.. because we r abt to gooo there.....

jubrealguy:
baby, d good thing is u are with a structural engineer. Any kinda home u want can be designed and constructed in no time but we won't be compelled to leave, lez just leave dem jare......i can see that they talk to much. Anyway, has my in-law called?

... Dats d more reason y am so in to u.... Ma twinnie sent his regardz and mama will be coming any time she hears dat am preg....... *runs to d back yard to throw up*

Abbeyunique2:
what pains me more are those judges that collect bribes as if it's a norm.

oga hw u and hws d family... oya it is enough..... We kno u can die for d country.... Plz release ma sweetness for me.... Its getting late and we r abt to pray and go to bed..... So no offense o... But i want to close d door.... Tnk u..

Testimony89:
Lol! O ya com get dollar....

tnks but my baby has enough........

Qutyjoice:
Buh y yu dey sweat nao?

d sweat block ur eyes... Plz leav ma tin for me

Testimony89:
Hmmmm! So na only money u sabi? I hope dat ur new hussy get plenty of it nd if nt OYO IS REALLY UR CASE

yea his got it.... And OYO WILL BE YOUR CASE too if u hav not test mony.... Lol

jubrealguy:
I concur, dey v always bn lik dat even b4 dey finally settled dwn. baby, u cn see d politics in ds city is so strong, dey r bringing up a BEST COUPLE award less dan 24hrs into our relationship, who cares.......I juz wanna love you. dahs all.

baby wat r those ones talking about u coming to d house.... Plz tell dem dat we moved in to a new apartment..... Or is it becos we r still neighbors with dem..... Lets pack out and move to Apple Island for God sake... Wats all dis....

Oyehomie:
(1) MOST RESERVED MALE=AMODU
(2) PEACEMAKER =FRAIH
(3) CLOWN OF THE YEAR=RUKKYOLA
(4) BEST COUPLE= BIOTECHSHOLA ND WIFE
(5) BEST NIGHT CRAWLER = EAGLEVISION
(6) GREATEST FEMALE FLIRT= IAMBIBI



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LogoDWhiz
Kbs468

hmmmmmmmmmmm me wey b reverend sister bfor jubreal giv me ring...

Testimony89:
Well remove the two numbas frm my moniker nd wot remains is my wondaful name. From Ekiti state nd a graduate of FUTA

.. Testimony? I Hope say u get money wey we go test

jubrealguy:
pecks her, u know "too whom much is given, much is expected" I got a call from the company, they needed my help in designing one octagonal slab like that.......a tough day, i must say. How's ur day........omg! bany, where's your ring?

pumpkin d ring is intact....*kisses him* lemme introduce u to our new neighbors.. Oyehomie and his Qutyjoice ..... They make alot of noise at night....... But not anymore, it will no longer b so again... because we will soooooo make noises dat they will pack and leave us in dis area.....

DTOBS:
Lolzzz....the Diamond ring is on its way!!! BTW; was she d one that informed you that she want it? and where is your own sef?

where were u last nite wen jubrealguy was officially proposing to me on his knees.... Infact lemme jst keep quiet.... Where is crobboy? Oya come and complete d gist for him....... Meanwhile... @jubrealguy honey.... tell me wat u want tonight..... Hw, where and wen....

jubrealguy:
**answering her on the phone** hello bae...leave u ke.....the ever resounding "YES" i got in the wee hours of today bestowed so many responsibilities on me, so i gotta go prepare for d forthcoming demands of my in-law, would soon join u now. I told u there would be critics, don't worry about them.....i know how to deal with them, love u baby **kisses her tru d fone **

beiby... , where did u go to.... U got me thinking about you,.... *sits on his laps* hw was ur day

Oyehomie:
Finally... Ah...tnk Gudness o

no too hapy o... because ur wife go still go church and u might jst be *winks* catching cold

Oyehomie:
Eheheyy ...see smtn o...una con dey flash us ring..na wen u du ur proposin tns..na secret una tey do am....?
Anyways congratulations o

ask crobboy and LOola, dey go giv u d full gist.. Lolz.. While Sent4rina hide dey peep......

Qutyjoice:
I went to mk my hair nao, buh I told yu wen leaving.....Anyway she's bk nao how are yu?

am fine o.... Hmmm latest gist in town..... Dis bea ryt here (me) is totally engaged.... *shows her ring** and will soon move in with ma pumpkin (jubrealguy) therefor... u ppl should jst endure and bear with us and our ring tune oo.... because i will soooooooo revenge for all dos times dat u ppl were making ur noise and i was buzy watching dah mumu NTA station... And by d way nice hair...

Where is jubrealguy oooo...... Hu help me see am.. (gimme ring finish leav me like dah y na..)

Qutyjoice:
Wusup niggie

baby whr did u go too.... Gush i miss u like crazy...

(1) MOST RESERVED MALE=amodu

(2) PEACEMAKER =Fraih

(3) CLOWN OF THE YEAR=village goat

(4) BEST COUPLE= ma pumpkin jubrealguy and his bae

(5) BEST NIGHT CRAWLER = dis one no b lie na eaglevision

(6) GREATEST FEMALE FLIRT= dey don ever snatch anybody husband for here?



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LogoDWhiz
Kbs468[/quote]

(1) MOST RESERVED MALE=amodu

(2) PEACEMAKER =Fraih

(3) CLOWN OF THE YEAR=village goat

(4) BEST COUPLE= ma pumpkin jubrealguy and his bae

(5) BEST NIGHT CRAWLER = dis one no b lie na eaglevision

(6) GREATEST FEMALE FLIRT= dey don ever snatch anybody husband for here?



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LogoDWhiz
Kbs468[/quote]

IghravweIG:
Lol.
Abi na.
Shebi u sabi dat kind one when all dose grannies and Old men dem for village dey take.
When if dem draw one Puff, dem go just sleep throughout d day ontop chair when dem siddon put.
Na that kind one, she dey take.

lwkmd.... Or evn shakabula...

Oyehomie:
Iambibi..av u seen ma wife today?

she did not tell u? Sorry i didnt tell u earlier today, She went for women conference in Congo

IghravweIG:
Lol. Not my intention o
U sef reason am na.
Her mata nor tire u.

lolz... E tire me o... Hu knos weda she dey hide dey take snuff.....

IghravweIG:
Chai! Abortion This is so karachikarish

lmaooooo.... Una no go kill pesin aswear....

wittyemi:
My dear I kukuma have been observing,i Hv been around. How you doing?

.... Am doin gr8 o.... Wat do u hav for me.. No carrot, no yalo, no notin notin...

merikims:
ook.but I will need to pray about it first n let my pastor know of ur intention to marry me.wait first ooo na logodwhiz I think say I dey talk too sef.mtweech fraiser if I catch u eehn,were blizzydodo set her husband don run comot for house again oooo.

o boy! Fear catch me o... From d beginning i tink say Fraiser juju don work atlast and dat u go start to luv am... But as i con read finish i con c say ur mind, body and soul still dey intact...Praize dah Lord!!! .. Congratulations once again for regaining ya sef very quickly... May God giv us the Golden to eyes to recognize dis Fraiser evn in disguise and in d Dark o.

wittyemi:
leader you are mouthed.

ma dearest wittyemi where hav u been all dis while

eaglevision:
for ur mind u dae play safe ba?

jubreal pumpkin.... wat is he talking abt... And Wat does he min by dah, which one is u r playing safe.... Plz tell me bfor i develop high B.P at dis my tender age...