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Rukkyola:
*pushes her away*
after u don curse me finish
*carries stick,hits her head and then disappeared*

jst dey run go like dah.. No evn turn back... Cos if i catch u... Ehnnnn...I must shave ur hair with cutlass

SMartins1:
Good Morning Iambibi and everybody in the house. how was your night?

... Oga gud morning sir, and hw was ur night. Hope it was wonderful..

Rukkyola:
@Dtobs dat was helpful.
Question: wat colour of waist pouch ar we expected 2 take along? Wil any colour suffice?
Cc logodwhiz,kbs468 or 419,stainlinks or stainlink,fraih,fraiser,spixytinxy,iambibi,sc31,crobboy,dapaiks,my sent4rina et al

lolz chaii *shakin head* me i don buy my pouch and na black i buy.. Buh ..well all hope is not lost, oya come lemme tell u, u kno dat ur ghana-must-go bah, ehen the pink one, u can carry it on ur tiny waist!! haba!!!! dnt bother to tnk me, wat r frnds for....

iamdynamite:
goodmorning everyone,what is this am hearing about my twinnie and jubreal,iambibi pls come explain yourself

... Twinnie mi, noting happened o.... Buh jst incase uv heard, there's notin left again to explain o... Cos we.. have settled our differences amicably... Lol... Therefore gud morning and hw was ur night

Rukkyola:
DJ i was enjoining d music na.why u com stop just lyk dat?
Verse 2
hw many times do i hav to tel u?
Even wen u crying u ar beautiful 2.
the world is beatin u down am around thru evry mood,
u ar my downfall,u ar my muse,my worse distraction my rythm and blues.
i can't stop singing,it's ringing in my head 4 u.
my head is under water but am breathing fyn,
u ar crazy and am out of my mind.
cos all ov me loves all ov u.
love ur curves and al ur edges,all ur perfect imperfections.
Give ur all 2 me,i give my al 2 u......
Abeg i don tire

..... Abeg STOP STOP STOP STOP ...*Blocks ears*... ..tnk God say u tire....... Hu b dis sef? *recognizes her*.... Ooh........ rukky baby na u?.... Dis ur cracked voice no be here o.... E dey remind me of one project auditioning wey i watch... ... E be like say na somtin wey resemble capita OYO Go BE UR CASE if u ever tey to open d road wey God don block o . . ...as ur best frnd if u ask me i go tell u say na Shino peters, Ayefele, Fela and Sunny Ade songs u suppose dey rehears o.. ... But as for dis dia John Legend and Adele zone? .... *nods heads*..... swithrt Typical OYO STILL REMAINS UR CASE!!!! In other news No lemme catch u dey spoil dis song again o...toh!!! .. *hugs her* oya gud morning my darling , and hw was ur night!!

Good morning everyone!!! Hope we all had a blissful night?

Qutyjoice:
Singing
Wat wud I do without ur smart mouth?
Drawing me in, nd you kicking me out
You've got my head spinning, no kidding, I can't pin yu down
What's going on in that beautiful mind
I'm on ur magical mystery ride
And I'm so dizzy, don't know wat hit me, bt I'll B alright
My head's under water
But I'm breathing fine
You're crazy nd I'm out of my mind
'Cause all of me
Loves all of yu
Love ur curves nd all your edges
All ur perfect imperfections
Give your all to me
I'll give my all to yu
You're my end and my beginning
Even when I lose I'm winning
'Cause I give you all of me
And yu give me all of yu, oh oh.

... Awwwwwwn,.... Dis is so emotional..... Dis song u r singing for me is really touching my spirit, soul and body..... And nw U really wonna make me cry.........infact come and chop hugs and kisses *hugs her*... ......*dancing and singing in patoranking's voice* MY NEIGHBOR.... MY EVERYTHING!!

boboLIL:
yea, yea,,, I decided not to distract love birds naw lols,,, I'm amazingly sound ... Wbu? U'v got a nice shape and charming personality...

*blushing * tnk u

jubrealguy:
**hugs her** I guess we good now

... Yep.... Oya off d light.... U kno y?

jubrealguy:
**draws her closer with hands on her waist** all u had to do was find me and we discuss it, u made too much fuss outta ds thing, it was so obvious that av moved on from my past and u had to let one uneducated iya oniparaga haunt me with it, hurting our relationship in d process....i almost gave up, u know?

am sorry... i shouldnt hav don dat...

boboLIL:
oga wetin be alabi? I be God pikin oh

... Bobo Welcom o.. .... I saw wen u enterd o.... I said i should allow u ansa ur greetings first...... Hw u..

jubrealguy:
**faces her with both hands pocketed** can u pls look at me in the eye and tell me i avnt bn a loving husband??

... **Stares at him with tears in d eyes withiut saying a word*.... I guess av not been a loving wife to u too...

jubrealguy:
na misquote she misquote me oo, one of d cons of intertribal marriages.....anyway me no know wetin i wan do again ooo, d whole city just dey mock me everywhr i pass

**stands and looks at him for 5mins........ *smiles*...c ur face like ologogoro....... . Oya come here joh........

Fraih:
Awwwwn!
This is so emotional
Spixytinxy! Oya, alele for anoda person matter
Iambibi, you gotta talk to jubrealguy, understand that everyone's got a past. If jubrealguy has honestly dropped that and av moved on, please go back to him. You just have to understand him well.
And Jubreal, why did you not discuss your past well with Iambibi? This would have not caught her unawares! Bibi is a very good girl, You should talk things with her and never allow the shadows of the past haunt you.
You guys are the freshest couple in this city after Merikims and LogoDWhiz, you were infact nominated as the best couple of the year. This suggests to me that a number of us are looking up to you. Please sit,settle things and return to your first love.

..... TRUU TALK!!!!! U r indeed my neighbor...... Wen God said lov ur neighbour as ur sef.... Na u him take set example..... ..... I guess i hav to forgiv him and let bygones be bygones...... Tnks Fraih... Ur a God sent!!!

Qutyjoice:
Sweetheart I av bin waiting for yu nao, try n settle d case with em, dnt yu av yur past too? pls forgv him sho gbo....Yu know I cnt mislead yu? pls just try n forgv Jubrealguy yur hobby.....Yur happiness z wat I want.

mehhnnnnnn. DIS IS MY REALLLLLLLLLLLLL NEIGHBOR....... Infact i will tnk abt it!!!!!!!!

Martinez1845:
Wia dem Chelsea fans at

.. Chelsea fans ko? Gunners ni,... Wen Fire dey catch for here.... Bera com and say somtin o

Qutyjoice:
Chaii.....I for help yu o buh ma husband don lock our gate....So sowie may be tomao sho gbo.

dis is all u hav to say abi.. Ok... Isoryt

Oyehomie:
Hmmmm...

wetin b hmmmm, i belive wittyemi, u no say na our Ben Murray Bruce..... And He is always making COMMON SENSE!!

Abbeyunique2:
ZLATAN scores che 1-2psg. 2-4.
i think that is the straw that broke the camels back.

Abbey e b like say if i no stop come tell u say there is fire on d u no go leav dat football match com help out abi? .. Na nw i kno d ppl wey b my tru neighbours....isoryt *walks away from abbey while he's trying to say somtin* No talk anytin again jst continue with d football, neck ball or watever...

Fraih:
LoL
Ama stick ni ooo, e don tey!
Oya, tell me. Warapen? You know say I no dey here all day.

spixytinxy told me to forget abt jubrealguy *nods head* dat his a no gud guy,*nods head* dah he comes to her place with dah ur twinnie to take paraga or wateva, *nods head* and dat anybody dat marries him has married an ologogoro man..... *burst into tears and uses Fraih cloth to wipe nose*

Fraih:
Bae, you saw that right!
I'm surely sticking to you all night!

stick ke? iroko ni? Abeg bfor u start to stick anytin... Com and settle me and jubreal o.... (sheby na u b peace maker)...

wittyemi:
@ Bolded, was that really necessary? Anyways, I rest my case.

u still dey here dey discus politics wen fire dey catch for ur frnd house.... shebi u said jubreal is a nice guy.... Oya com show me where d niceness hide o, because as far as am concern, *shaking head* he is not half way close to nice oo

merikims:
so eagle vision na iambibi b ur woman abi

.... Merikims abeg, abeg, abeg, no b dat one dey worry me, wetin concern me, concern eaglevision... ..... C d jubreal wey been dey blow grammer like one beta pesin d day wey him dey propose giv me, shebi u dey dere na, oh sorry i don forget say u sabi sleep, ashey d guy no b am at all...* Crying seriously *....... Oya tell me.... Wetin i go do

Fraiser:
abah wetin nw, which one b papus sef, anyway na my guy cause am sha, wen da one too go dey behave lyk person wey never see woman bfor

... E dey pain u?

DTOBS:
Your wife don go watch match with jubrealguy...

which day dah one start..?? Dis jubrealguy wee giv me high B.P ooo.... Hey!!! at dis my tender age

Oyehomie:
Ahahaaaa...nd i smile..smileeey no b u jawe....m no crious abi...o ya tell m...wats ur final conclusion abt ya husby

...wo, Dis neighbour can poknose o ..... Hu tell u say wey dey qurrel sef..... And by d way... Greet wifey for me o..... *Walking, looking back and shaking head*....... So Dis is how ppl poke their noses into troubles... Dehm!!!!

spixytinxy:
I no spoil am now, I just dey yarn Iambibi d truth ni

... Spixytinxy dear, dis is so unbearable wwtin i go do nw.... Make ma twinnie (iamdynamite) no hear am o... because he warned me

hardie14:
no mind am shebi na ur joint i first meet am wet he dey shack paraga. na the 8th botu sed he dey when me enter to come greet my sister.

... Sister mi... Wetin i go con do na... Abi make i start park?

hardie14:
no mind am shebi na ur joint i first meet am wet he dey shack paraga. na the 8th botu sed he dey when me enter to come greet my sister.

... Sister mi... Wetin i go con so na... Abi make i start park?

jubrealguy:
just sharraaap and gerarahia.........u think say i fit countbd number of times wey i waka go madam spixytinxy shop alone....in d days of blizzydodo but dat one no b issue now **whispering** u supoz understand na, d babe sef neva gbori duro mak she gbori duro first, u sabi me na....o mo mi daadaa

... Ok... Make she gbori duro first abi........... SC31 con c d pesin wey u say make i forgiv o.... Hmmm

jubrealguy:
**sobs**baby, i wrote u over a hundred words and u didn't say anything, we all av our past na

jubreal plz jst leav me alone........ U kno am still angry with u.. *walks away*

Oyehomie:
Tnx for d welcome...even tho no b frm d depth of ur heart u talk am

.... Lolz....u no serious