₦airaland Forum

Fraiser:
my friend so na dis kyn dull man u b, u come turn mumu because u don marry, next tym I go dey google search bfor I choose friend o

Shammak:
Fraih baby mi, mo miss e like "insert simcard" Gbasibe

Gbogbo PCMs inu building, kilon pop.. How Una dey


cc IgravweIG, justified10, Fraiser, abbeyunique2, merikims, LogoDWhiz, fash23, kbs468, Oyehomie, qutyjoyce, rukkyola, iambibi, hardie14, village goat, kuchikau, blizzydoDo, somenodysmrs, Dtobs et al., 2016

Oyehomie:
Na so d gal dey do jawe...no mind am..jst reject am and dey du ya tn...or beta stl..tell am say make she no dey use dat kinda lang for u again

Oyehomie:
Iambibi..wif all una mouth..so na ologogoro u settled for...o boi...no wonda..tnx to spixytinxy...me self don forget o...but e be lik say he don change sha...bt mayb nah because madam spixytinxy av nt been around...

Rukkyola:
u dey craze! Olodo number 1

VillageGOAT:
thats how we roll

VillageGOAT:
eyah, except you want to do what brother emeka my friend did , let me tell you his story, he applied for nysc and they posted him to adamawa state, he rejected it, and wrote jamb again, he score 280 and got admission and after 4 years again, he applied for nysc and this time they posted him to kogi state, but he wanted lagos by all means, xo he still went ahead and purchased another jamb form and got admission again, after spending 4 years, and applied for nysc they gave him benue state, this time brother emeka got annoyed and vowed that he would continue to repeat jamb and get admission till they give him lagos state, lo and behold brother emeka is now 69 years old and they finally gave him lagos state, he is currently serving now, he would finish by october. Do you want to be like brother emeka?

Abbeyunique2:
lol. To say villagegoat is a goat is an understatement.

SC31:

Rukkyola:
u dey craze! Olodo number 1

SC31:
Iambibi better no mind spixytinxy,person wey be say her husband nickname be woman spanner

Rukkyola:
we no dey abroad fa.dis one wey girl dey help girl clean sweat.continue deariz God!

SC31:
*runs to receive the salad,so na wetin you dey give jubrealguy be this...hmmm I no sweat joor

Rukkyola:
olodo.i just hope sey u no go empty students brain during service.me wey i don already tel d boy sey na im assignment b dat as i no sabi d question.abeg wetin i go tel am if im cari im coconut head com again 2moro 4 lesson?

SC31:
I'm done

Ellanaire:
Lol.. Thanks

jubrealguy:
lol.....babe, we talked abt critics and controversies.....ds is time to show them d strength in unity.......why cant u just take a deep breath and imagine how uve changed my world

spixytinxy:
Haaa, se u no no bf ni, na original ologogoro him b, all him salary na my shop im dey spend am put, abeg no let am no say na me tell u oooo

spixytinxy:
ehn ehn. Who b d unlucky lady ooooo lol cos anybody wey marry ologogoro like u no get any luck ooo

Testimony89:
DTOBs nd iambibi, thank u guys for being wonderful nd truthful since I entered dis city. Iambibi, I'm happy abt d meteoric rise of our friendship *he is smiling*..... With u, I won an OYO CASE *dancing soki*

iambibi:
....Eyaa.... Chaii... And u open mouth dey look dem ..... Oya go REVENGE with ASSIGNMENT now bfor i count 5 and if u dare quote me ehnn

jubrealguy:
hello babe, i see d rays of d scorching sun all over ds country, i think it's high time we started leaving ds country so someone wee not go and die of dermatrocilia of the skin.....so I just booked a presidential suite at burj al Arab pending the arrival of the rainy season cos my own iambibi doesn't deserve ds so called deematrocilia...........meanwhile, av u met madam spixytinxy.

Rukkyola:
abeg liv me.i dey do private lesson 4 hea and d student just dey scatter my brain with question.

Qutyjoice:
Trust me, me love yu too....How are yu neighbor wa?

Martinez1845:
For ur mind abi

gwason:
oh am blushing oh am blushing

Rukkyola:
OYO IS U AND IAMBIBI'S CASE!

Rukkyola:
OYO IS U AND IAMBIBI'S CASE!

Testimony89:
Me kwa! E b lik sey na tru talk my neighbor dey yarn me sha.... Testimony u bera listen to d words of ur frnds *ruminating on wot to do* iambibi sey mak I dey com ya side?

Testimony89:
Jst wait n see how jealousy go grip dat ur hussy! Na weitin b him name again? Checking.........................loading........

Rukkyola:
e b lyk sey u get high fever