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PoliticsRe: Femi Fani-Kayode Visits Idris Mohammed, Information Minister (Photos) by IAMBOSS1990: 3:48pm On Dec 15, 2023
Tours of projects as what? Who is he abi who send am?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Have You Encountered Similar Situations? Please Share Your Thoughts. by IAMBOSS1990: 5:17pm On Dec 08, 2023
This is called bureaucracy in the civil service, even if na pen dem say make you buy, there must be recorded evidence if not pen wey you buy for 10 naira person go say na 100 billion you use buy am.
CareerRe: How Many Months Salary Is Advisable To Use For House Rent? by IAMBOSS1990: 11:54am On Dec 07, 2023
Hezzyluv:
Anything away from my 2months salary to settle my rent, count me out! The house rent no be my mate. grin

I even try to make things (house rent payment) easier for myself. I divid the total amount by 365 and make sure my palmpay save each day's amount in the luck. Then they would even give me interest after one year.
Omo this is so smart
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by IAMBOSS1990: 7:14pm On Dec 04, 2023
timibare:
What are the top agencies in sport and youth ministry
You can't go wrong with NFF.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Opinion Will You Defend Like This? by IAMBOSS1990:
God exists and He is good.
RomanceRe: Lady In Tears After Losing Her Caring Boyfriend To Her Cunning Roommate by IAMBOSS1990: 1:06pm On Dec 04, 2023
Aaaaarghmed:
Its normal for fish brain gender.Na so my ex friends were advising her to leave me when I was so broke in yr 2015,even a girl who we are from same village told my ex to leave me and date Alhajis,even her senior broda advised her to look for a rich guy.like it was the world against me,because I had resigned from my bank job in Abuja,money I saved ,I use am do biz and lost the money.so I was very poor.All her friends started breaking up with their long time boyfriends and she usually tell me,I knew my time was coming, so I kuku weld my heart with strong iron.i no give up.she started frustrating me everyday,hoping I will call it quits,I try to bear,e no easy,more frustrations, dates with other guys,calls and video calls with other guys.she needed money for some stuffs ,I no get,I try to borrow,she see my toil and sweat trying to raise the cash,I no suceed,she look me for face after all we had being thru,and told me if I no fit raise the money,i should forget about the relationship..with my Iron bender heart,I walked away and never looked back.after some months,she msg me twice,I no reply.the last message she wrote,she was insulting me,was frustrated. After I walked away ,everywhere burst.I bought land,I have bought 3 cars.i dont even stay in Nigeria anymore. This post brought memories about some of the reasons why I no send woman again.Na where soft dem dey find .I stingy wella now grin
This your gist be like something person dey see for Nigeria film. Congrats to you bro and more wins.
RomanceRe: Lady In Tears After Losing Her Caring Boyfriend To Her Cunning Roommate by IAMBOSS1990: 12:48pm On Dec 04, 2023
Sorry for the heartbreak but now she understands why they say women are their own worst enemies.
CelebritiesRe: “I Am Single Not Searching” - Isreal Dmw’s Ex Wife Sheila Says As She Dances by IAMBOSS1990: 8:52pm On Dec 03, 2023
I can understand why she is single and not searching, what I don't understand is why it is complicated.
TravelRe: Ever Been To A Poor Neighborhood Overseas? by IAMBOSS1990: 6:18pm On Nov 30, 2023
viodemus:
lol.

You lucky. And if you no dey speak portugese, e dey enter gear.


I love Brazil.

Back in the day, I leave America for Brazil, long story short, my brother no follow me go.

My guy, I started from square half no be even one.

The embassy people wey I follow catch flight enter Brazil, stayed in Rio, upper class area, I go them house for 3 days, with the hope say i go get hotel, they had to travel to Spain.

Na im I go fool*shyly go lodge for hotel, with only $2320, wey everybody scrape for me. My brother dun go back Naija, dey plot him asia trip. Long story short, after another 3days for hotel of $225 per night, my pocket weight drop. Na so I begin think about my future.

I sabi speak portugese, and I fit get along with people, so from talking to people there, on to say, I dey find where to rent, them direct me about 2 hours away, even hotel dey cheap. I run into some Nigerians for Rio, one tourist, and two people wey dey stay there, some igbos. (dem avoid me because dem no understand this kind guy wey ready follow them anywhere wey dem dey go, and I use style tall pass them, so them dey call me giant), me not knowing say, dem dey find way to shake me off - my boldness no pure to them , I no blame dem sha.

Na so i enter hood for Brazil(deliberately unnamed) based on direction from those hotel workers for Rio. O boy, I no cun know say na one chance I enter. I no been know say, gang war dey brew for area. I dey this hood hotel for 3 weeks, dey find where I fit rent for a month, but e no to pure. After 3 weeks, I cun dey see say, I no fit get place then go find work, where i go start. Mind you, during this 3 weeks, i dey reason am say, no be for me to enter Nigeria, then go restart - at least I still know Nigeria better, but shame no gree me - make I call am pride.

Anyways, one thing I do for my first 3 weeks for hood, na to dey listen and speak less, e help me hide my Nigerian side, but I no know say e make the two gangs wey get beef, dey look me like either mercenary or undercover. I no dey sleep, when I go back hotel for night, na so I go dey learn the accent of portugese based on slangs from one area wey I dey tell this mamaput lady, say na where I travel from.

One day, I dey the lady shop, na him, like 4 guys show up spray like 3 people down for the shop across the lady shop. The lady sun already wan close her own shop, matter of fact, that week na her last week. I cun convince the lady say make she give me 2 months, to help her hold down the shop, while she go the other city start her new shop; she also been wan do am because her 16 year old daughter dey misbehave and she dey suspect say the girl dun turn their house to gang hangout.

The week I take over the shop, by this week, I dun comot the hotel, dey sleep for back of the lady shop; The first week, 2 guys show like normal, begin blast for the shop, na him dem hit me for back and my hand - thank God e no hit me for worst place. Anyway, dem bandage me up, even the ekelebe no know me proper - I still dey form person wey come from village side. I speak portugese similar to that side.


Small small, I cun dey learn about everything. I no change the name of the small mamaput shop, but I begin make suya type of meat, next thing you know, the place cun dey busy even more, and more yawa cun dey dey around. The place na neutral side wey both sides fit show. No be only our shop there. Dem also know the lady but no cun dey see her, but with the new busy way, I dey sell suya dey put am for aluminum foil with sauce on the side. So, like joke, many of them cun dey hangout there. E get one 17 abi na 16 year old boy, wey dem dey call Anode, na him dey give me more news on the low down of the area and who be who. Before I forget, dem rob me twice in two months, use their weapon hit me well well, stab me for hand - nearly comot my finger wey I dey try hold one of the guy from beating me not knowing say na him knife I go hold, na so he draw the knife, e tear my hand - e take over 4 months to heal.


One day, that small boy Anode and him friend, come there dey chill for morning, dey talk to the bar side near the small shop wey i dey run, na so like another 2 small boys show for bike, clear anode, two of him friends, and one girl.


Long story short, I cun let like 4 people cun dey help me for the shop, small small, some of the guys wey dey the gangs cun dey see me like person wey dem go give respect, I dun collect from both sides and even small new gang. Ekelebe dun arrest me multiple times, dun even shoot at me for the shop because dem never see me before. I thank God. And I still dey work, with bandage, with everything, as long as i fit move, dem (the gangs, the ekelebes, the regular area people) never see anybody like that - dem no know say na condition make crayfish bend - na necessity for me. I dey baff, everything for the shop. E ruff for my first year and half. Me wey dey think say, I dun comot Nigeria, say I dun escape that kind thing. I dey tell you, many times for night when I dey shop dey sleep, na so dem dey do shootout for the street, over 100 shots or more. The shop and other shops, bullet holes everywhere.




Long story short, with time, sometimes dem go dey talk about yoruba and their wish to go there, and all these, na so I use cun dey find out say many of them na igbos, after them do gene test (wey dem dey trace their root to Africa). No be say everyday na war o, there were fun days. But the war days na hellellee. When i see say dem dun dey like Africa like that, I begin dey play all that timaya, p square, those early davido, wizkid, etc so my shop (by now, I dun buy the shop from the landlord wey that lady rent from. I dun get like 4 boys there. I dey good on both sides of the hood. The day wey dem wan do peace treaty, na my shop both number 1s come with other community leaders, by this time I dun dey sell isiewu sauce with rice, suya, kpuff kpuff, chin chin, peppersoup, rice and stew, jellof rice (like coconut rice type), and some of their food. I get 5 people wey dey work there, I dun buy the bar next door.



Na so o, in 19months, I no sleep reach 4 hours a day. If no be war, na future planning. Na so i use get into oil and gas and underwater welding, from one of my big dawgs wey come around one day. I do unpaid training like 2 hours away from the shop area. Then I cun get money, go Nigeria, cun enter yankee cun learn more, make money go back, open more shop for Rio, then cun buy delivery trucks, cun buy fashion store, from there cun dey try. E no easy, movie never finish. But, now I fit enter Brazil and be treated like citizens. When some of them cun know say I be Nigerian, dem trip. Dem no believe am. I speak like them. The area people see when I nearly kpai. I get scar for head wey bullet scrape me, my hand, back, chest, leg, Na God o. But I will forever be grateful to Brazil. Nothing but love. I put basketball court, build play ground, help many people, just like i dey do for Nigeria.


Things for take longer than normal, but na God. With time, I cun dey meet more Nigerians, mostly igbos, but I dun meet real Nigerian yoruba before too. Even those nigerians wey I see in my first week, dem be paddy now. I take my brother enter Brazil for visit, like 2016 abi na 17.

E plenty, but make I stop now. Memories.

Just humble when you dey there, Brazilians can get really rough. And small pikin fit dey take cocaine, so dem no dey too normal.
Omo you need to teach a class on the "Art of survival". You've mastered it. Your story is really inspirational. More wins to you.
PoliticsRe: Ibrahim Tumsah Musa: The Most Corrupt Civil Servant, Richer Than 4 Governors by IAMBOSS1990: 11:14pm On Nov 29, 2023
seunmsg:
First, admit that your initial post was false as they are different persons. Secondly, the case in question was dismissed 4 or 5 years ago. So, what's the point bringing up a case has been dismissed?
I admit I made the initial post in error.
RomanceRe: One Wrong Sex Fit Steal Your Peace For Life by IAMBOSS1990: 10:42pm On Nov 28, 2023
Omoawoke:
very correct.

But condom can solve at least half the problem, prevent STDs and unwanted pregnancy.

The remaining half fit be scandal whey fit affect reputation and career

So na why we go knack with sense, avoid scandals and choose wisely
But this knack, we must knack. All the wonderful pussies in the world, God created them for us to enjoy as many as we can
You know condoms are not 100% safe in preventing pregnancy abi? Besides what if the condom burst?
RomanceRe: One Wrong Sex Fit Steal Your Peace For Life by IAMBOSS1990: 10:20pm On Nov 28, 2023
Omo this cannot be overemphasised.
Sex outside marriage now has so much be glamourised that people don't even think of its negative consequences anymore. Despite the fact that we have witnessed how much it has destroyed many people's lives, we just somehow go ahead and ignore the dangers.
Whether you believe in God or not, there's nothing like free sex or consequence free sex. Be careful out there.
PoliticsRe: Ibrahim Tumsah Musa: The Most Corrupt Civil Servant, Richer Than 4 Governors by IAMBOSS1990: 11:23am On Nov 28, 2023
seunmsg:
Not true. His brother, the pioneer Acting National Secretary of APC was the one appointed and not him. Tijjani Musa Tumsa is the elder brother of Ibrahim Musa Tumsa. They are different persons.
Mr. Tijani was arraigned alongside his brother, see below:

https://punchng.com/seized-86-cars-houses-fg-charges-civil-servant-north-east-presidential-committee-chief/
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Retains Kyari As NNPCL GCEO, Appoints Akinyelure As Board Chairman by IAMBOSS1990: 6:53am On Nov 28, 2023
CoronaVirusPro:
Perfect combo!

Every individual on the list is competent and capable, and would make a great team.

God bless His Excellence, President Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu (GCFR)
Including Musa Tumsah that was at one time tagged the most corrupt civil servant?
PoliticsRe: Ibrahim Tumsah Musa: The Most Corrupt Civil Servant, Richer Than 4 Governors by IAMBOSS1990: 6:50am On Nov 28, 2023
Check out: This man is now Non-Executive Director of NNPCL. Nigerians wake up.
PoliticsRe: 5,000 Federal Civil Servants May Not Get November, December Salaries by IAMBOSS1990: 6:35am On Nov 28, 2023
Abeg o
FoodRe: Pictures From Amala Hangout In Enugu State by IAMBOSS1990: 9:50am On Nov 26, 2023
Must everything be a source of ethnic argument in Nigeria? Una don carry am enter food now. Who cares if egusi is Igbo or not, all that matters is to enjoy the food and thank God for providing.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Newcastle Vs Chelsea (4 - 1) On 25th November 2023 by IAMBOSS1990: 3:54pm On Nov 25, 2023
I hope Chelsea won't slip again after a strong showing against Tottenham, dem just dey do like Nepa light
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Liverpool (1 - 1) On 25th November 2023 by IAMBOSS1990: 3:52pm On Nov 25, 2023
Kudos to Liverpool, to share the spoils with this city side away no be beans, dem try, na to maintain form and beat city at anfield suppose be their focus now. They don't look fearful like in the days of mane, firmino and prime sallah but with team spirit, they can win this title, make city no turn epl to bundesliga abi league 1
CrimeRe: Senate vows to sack, jail NNPC boss Mele Kyari, others over ₦‎12 trillion Fraud by IAMBOSS1990: 6:59am On Nov 24, 2023
Personally I believe NNPC since time immemorial is one of the most corrupt govt establishment if not the number 1 sef. The kind of evil that has gone on in that place ehn, if Nigerians know, the shock go reach bone marrow.


From sale of oil blocks to subsidy, to TAM, to biased regulatory frameworks, to non remittance of revenue OMO the kind canker worm wey dey that place ehn, Abacha may look like a saint if all is unearthed, the only difference is na different people collide run us street for NNPC, now NNPCL.

May God help us o. These ones are making noise probably because the largesse no reach them. Let's support them sha, maybe something worthwhile will come out from it.
PoliticsRe: Nasarawa Court Verdict: Gov Sule Pays Thank You Visit To APC National Chairman by IAMBOSS1990: 6:56am On Nov 24, 2023
APC should enjoy this while it last, their time will surely come to an end the same way pdp did.
PoliticsRe: Meet The Nigerian Fashion Moguls Championing ‘Made In Africa’ Worldwide by IAMBOSS1990: 6:53am On Nov 21, 2023
Fela and Tara Durotoye, the definition of power couple, more wins to them.
TravelRe: Drivers Lament As They Spend Days On Nsukka/Enugu Expressway (Video) by IAMBOSS1990: 9:45pm On Nov 18, 2023
Tinubu might not be the best President we could have gotten but one thing I give him kudos for is in the appointments he made. If you study the appointments very well you will see that problematic areas were given to those it affects the most so if things do not work out, you blame your own son or daughter as it were for failing to deliver. I will give example. Ajaokuta palava, he gave it to a Kogi man, Kaduna killings he gave defence to a southern Kaduna man, and this one, ministry of works to a southeastern man and civil engineer for that matter. Toh let's see how everything goes.
PoliticsRe: How Successive Governments Received Abacha's Loot by IAMBOSS1990: 10:04am On Nov 16, 2023
star2008:
Abacha is not wicked. If u listen to d circumstances behind what u call " Abacha loot", u will marvel .The dead can't rise to defend himself.
Please educate us
SportsRe: Ighalo Slept With Bbnaija Star, Nollywood Actress’ – Estranged Wife, Adesuwa by IAMBOSS1990: 8:22pm On Nov 14, 2023
What is she going to gain from this now? Marriage don end, what's the point in tarnishing his image further?
FamilyRe: Have You Ever Felt Like You Are Not Doing Enough ? by IAMBOSS1990: 2:48pm On Nov 14, 2023
Only Jesus can give that satisfaction, get closer to him today.
PoliticsRe: Chain Vs Full Fire: Tension As Gang War Rages In Benue, Dozens Killed by IAMBOSS1990: 12:31pm On Nov 13, 2023
Major1984:
if you are not Igbo why are you supporting Igbo ? Don't be an Intruder next time
Lols, no be small thing o. I only asked you simple question and instead of you to answer it, you started talking about ipob and what not. Na wa o, if you can, please tell your people to stop killing themselves.
PoliticsRe: Chain Vs Full Fire: Tension As Gang War Rages In Benue, Dozens Killed by IAMBOSS1990: 10:18am On Nov 13, 2023
Major1984:
same way ipob are killing your people.
You should have answered the question instead of choosing to attack me, I am not Igbo.
PoliticsRe: Chain Vs Full Fire: Tension As Gang War Rages In Benue, Dozens Killed by IAMBOSS1990: 8:02am On Nov 13, 2023
Major1984:
you are so stupid to know that that Ukum doesn't has boundary with Enugu state, Benue state has has northern and southern part, the southern Benue state comparises of the idoma ethnic tribe those are the ones that bound with Enugu state and the northern part of Benue state are Tiv people that bound with Nassarawa state and Taraba state and that's the place those gangs fight for supremacy .you were talking about Enugu state will deal with Benue state when it comes to war between the two States ,you are a day dreaming,cos Benue state citizens are warlords, it will takes Benue state a week to turn Enugu state to football field. Though I don't support those gangs war but we are not afraid of any State in Nigeria.
Oga Warlord, The real question is: why are your people killing themselves?
PoliticsRe: Bayelsa Guber: INEC Staff Abducted, Materials Lost In Boat Mishap by IAMBOSS1990: 7:18am On Nov 11, 2023
Repent, He is coming soon.
PoliticsRe: NNPCL Dismisses Report Of Failure To Remit $15bn Revenue To Federation Account by IAMBOSS1990: 11:50am On Nov 07, 2023
15 billion? So if it is true, these people wan fanish us true true. Omo na wa o
FamilyRe: Should I Divorce Or Remain Subjected To This Punishment For My Infidelity? by IAMBOSS1990: 5:07pm On Nov 06, 2023
Jewessgratitud3:
Ogar it easier said than done until it happens to you personally.

I'm a Christian and a born again Christian but I don't condone cheating of any sort. This kind of women don't place value on marriage. They Just feel they can do anyhow and it's nothing. Now imagine if you forgive her just like that, You have given her license to do more.

She even had the audacity to do it on her matrimonial bed. With disease flying every where. She can even kill the man. Such people don't deserve pity. She deserves all the punishment she's getting.

I like the silent treatment the husband and children are giving her. At least now she can perceive her own filth without stressing it to her and she knows she's on her own. This will teach her and others a lesson
Won't that kind of mindset lead to an attitude of unforgiveness and a heart harbouring offences?

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