₦airaland Forum

Juanmike:
Pls I need tips on how to become an urchin,it urgent

I hear say dem dey cashout big now.

Just repeat to yourself this affirmation 3 times daily for 7 days: I AM AN URCHIN!
I AM AN URCHIN!!
I AM URCHIN!!!
It is what I AM; It is who I WANT to be!
Once an urchin, always an urchin!
Long live my urchinhood!

Voila! There you are!

This post is a bit ambiguous. Are you advertising your services or saying you need the services of a writer?

Paulheyman:
* I went for an interview in a private university, the VC, registrar and body of interviewers comprising of the HOD, dean and staff of my supposed department all congratulated me. They ask that I bring my original MSc certificate, I got the certificate with the little money I had then, while on my way to submit the certificate, I nearly had a head-on collision with a fuel tanker/truck. On getting to the university, the registrar once more congratulated. Guess what? it has been 5yrs after, I've not heard from any of them. The funny thing is that the host community of the said university was attacked by herdsmen some years back.

** After my experience with the university, I swore not to apply for any university job again till after my PhD. So, after my PhD, I applied for a job in another university. Not long ago, I was invited for something entirely different. Funny enough, in terms of qualifications, publications, youthfulness and academic standing I know I am far better than their choice.

*** Before I left PhD, my supervisor told me that "PhD distinguishes and that those that work with God should put in extra effort". So, I started looking out for a postdoc abroad, God willing I am currently on one now and will possibly be leaving the country next year

My point: Nigeria is not built to favor the best. Being proud of your achievements is regarded as arrogance. So, do not be disturbed, mourn your lose and move on with your life. Most times delay isn't denial, you're being prepared for something better

My Advise: Start up your own business, grow it into whatsoever you want it to be and if you've an Android phone follow some government based loans and grants in your state/country. Don't spend all your life savings looking for a job. I believe you're still a youth and that's your greatest advantage

Please send me a DM. I think we have some things in common on this journey to find academic jobs. Let's connect on LinkedIn.

graciamore:
So painful..I cried my eyes out yesterday, have been going for this particular interview since last month, I have been called to that place like 7times in wuse2, from one stage to another. The secretary called me on Wednesday that madam will like to see me,she assured me to get prepared for medicals and all...she told me to be there by 10:00am, I came and was told to wait till 3:00pm before I could see her, of course I patiently waited for her..las las I no get the job didn't know when tears effortlessly flow down from my eyes...I stood there and taught about soooo many things ranging from the transportation I have spent on this particular interview alone ... I kept singing not to break down on the road.

What skills and qualifications do you have? What kind of jobs are you looking for?

Is that an inland taipan I'm seeing there? Ọmọ!

Please solar engineers/technicians in the house, I need expert opinions:
I need solar power system that can power laptops, some lights, and charge phones basically. Something that can also be charged with grid power or generator.
As a remote worker/freelancer, my business is at stake, as EKEDC has finally decided to be unfortunate! The cost of running generator is not also friendly at all.

Please suggest products for the total package, and the prices.

Where is this organisation located? And the site isn't user-friendly at all. Too many ads!

An email came in about last or so saying that the process is still on and that IAUE will get back to me soon.

Chevrolet076:
Good day everyone.

Please i need to get my international passport so I searched online and I saw the procedure on the immigration website. So i registered but I'm at the point of payment and I don't know if I should proceed.
I want to ask if it's legit or not and also how many days does it typically take to get the passport? Can I get it in a month or two at most?

It's legit if you do it on the authentic NIS website. You register online, make payment, then pick a date for data capture at the NIS office.
After data capture, you can track your application online until it is issued.

Chicken wings anytime any day, and twice on Saturdays. Unfortunately, most cold rooms don't have wings!

kennytay:
This one wey phcn dey go strike & diesel don too cost nko

Include battery strength, number/type of ports, etc.

Waterbear:
Please when you filled yours, Did you submit a guarantors form?

No, I didn't, since it was a reissue. But aside that, you have to be prepared to fulfill ALL the requirements there.

There is more to the gold chain story jare.
Most probably, ibẹ̀ ni agbára wà. Ọmọ ayé ò dẹ̀ fẹ́ jẹ ojú àwọn tó layé, kí wọn má lọ padà lẹ́yìn ẹ̀.
If you know, you know!

Go to the immigration handle on Twitter and make a complaint. They'll attend to it

And for those doubting if the online process works, yes, it works, though not perfectly! I applied through it for my renewal (₦26k) and have since collected my passport. You can even track the process on the immigration website.
It's just that many Nigerians either don't want to do the right thing, have patience for processes, or obey the law. People believe so much in cutting corners, while others wait too late before applying, considering the timeline and other delays.

Use Google search. But I know Kith and Kin is a top school in Ikorodu. Don't sleep on it.

JONSYN7154:
did it kill them or they just disappeare?

Many died. Most disappeared, only to be seen dead later.

newfhace:
i experience this when i newly packed into my apartment i used different insecticide my brother the thing no work until i asked my neighbor if he was experiencing same thing and he said yes and he told me to buy green leaf powder bros as i buy the thing spray i know see cockroach again OOO.
So try buy it and spray you go come back give testimony when i bought it then it was #50 per sachet.

The green leaf stuff actually works! Was having issues with roaches in my kitchen and I hate roaches! Made some research, got the Green Leaf and applied it at strategic places in the kitchen and other parts of the apartment. Boom, them roaches disappeared! That thing is the deal!

She should head over to Twitter and search out scholarships.
#academictwitter, that's the place to be

Why are you people like this na? Wuna want finish me with laughter! I was reading with all seriousness at first.

GamalNasser:
Can't be me , I never eat in anyone's home these days as a policy

You gerrit bro, you gerrit! I will only eat if you had asked me first before preparing or bringing the food.

I personally dislike it when a host serves me food without asking me first. I didn't come to your house to eat. It has led to several disagreements and misunderstandings which were eventually settled anyway.

Abeg, ask me first. I no come your house come chop! Even my family members know this.

No legitimate and serious company signs off a mail with "HR LAMIDI".
These are the issues.

Nice one.

MadamVanessa:
I am so good dear, how about you?

I'm legit. Hoping to probably meet you in person someday somehow.
Stay safe!

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Udom really tried for this state. The only fuckup of Udom Emmanuel is trying to imposed the clueless Umoh Eno on the good people of my state. [/quote

Where have you been @MadamVanessa? Hope you're good?

Day Waterman College...hmmmnnn
Why disclose the name of the school and location online? That secluded area of Abẹòkúta that school dey óò. And boys are not smiling!

Wadafeck? You just made landing a bird look so easy now, fellow! Congratulations. I'll appreciate pilots more with this your explanation.
And I hope you get your wings soon.

Nairaland ladies left the group chat....

Picture 7 above may take one to "The Valley of the Shadow of Death"! Abeg, Op, no branch for that side of!
Nice pics here though.

Stanislause94:
you just made no point, if the number of students is that high, why not design more classrooms? Mere looking at the building it’s not proportionate to the number of toilets there.

Okay. Thank you.