₦airaland Forum

This is a good one. But I don't agree with the minister of agriculture. Nigeria shouldn't be struggling with high prices of food stuffs if he's really doing something in the agricultural sector.

imsparkling: Off point! Sometin smells like a cow's dung here......feel like vomiting.........front page tins!!.......watching Chelsea n Arsenal match.........ma teamz wining!!!!!! Am a Qyeen from d east! Wana say everytin datz on ma mind nw! Who has a crush on me here? Lemme knw nw. Waiting

*stands up and raises two hands* Nah me!

Sermwell: Woooow!!! This is really great for the Nigerians! But what about femi otedola and mike adenuga?


#Just asking#

You can go ahead to conjure yours

Many Nigerians are really scammers. A little statistics I've observed here in my little street in Warri tells so. Both big and small, many of them are involved in this yahoo stuff believing it's the best way to get fast money

gboss4sure: U knw wot? Thunda just fired ur modafukin ass-shit.

The truth is bitter like Alomo

I thought some Nairalanders supported his comment. Where are they

Lolaabokoku: Are Ɣ☺ΰ
Å male or a female?@ op

I'm a male

I have used several anti virus softwares for my lil laptop like Norton, Avast and Rising Anti virus. At a time, I kept wondering which is actually the best. I know there are other anti virus softwares like Kapaskey and others but I don't know which is to be proclaimed best. I like to know from you Nairalanders which is the best anti virus software to use on your pc/computer. www.dsamigho..com

This isn't no problem if only the electricity supply would be constant. Most Nigerians are ready to pay any cost for electricity if it's constant. It would have a lot of positive effects in our economy, businesses and the country at large. We're ready to pay the price for constant electricity supply. Bye bye to epileptic power supply!

It hasn't been easy since but by God's grace I started my 20 years journey of life last week 26th October to be precise. I've gone through alot and still going through alot now but I still see light in the tunnel. My 20 years of life has thought me alot. I've made mistakes and I've also lacked guidance even when I needed it. My dear Nairalanders, I climbed the ladder of life to 20 last week. I know alot of you have passed through this stage of life while many have been in it before me. I know I might have used wrong words for some of you. I might have insulted some of you too. I simply want you to open your forgiving heart for me. Please I need your advice Nairalanders as I start my 20 years journey of life. I would do appreciate your adviser and encouragement. I know your advise #Nairalanders worth more than any birthday gift. I would be very happy if my dear Nairalanders do this for me. God bless! Happy birthday to me... D-Sam Igho. God give me a dream!

rigormortis: if you w@nk then you are no virgin.....

do you w@ank...if no...then IDONBILIVIT................


if yes...then you are no virgin sah

Hmmm... I don't think so

[quote author=RSA_Genius]Wait!!!!! are those nigerians? [/quote]No sir! They are from another planet *continues singing skelewu*

Good one. Nice way to appreciate.

tony ayo: Op one question for u, u get babe or not?

I don't have one right now and am not searching for one too. Being the only child of my mom has made me to know how to stay and do things on my own.

adaobi123: So true. Some people need to be more careful.


Britain need to deport this guy back to Nigeria so that he can serve his stint in prison well. Prisons in Britain are way too comfortable.

Also, why was he allowed to train and get work by an agency when he had no right to be here and work here ??

How did you know that their prisons are comfortable Have you ever been a prisoner in Britain before They might be fed well but being in the prison is very different from normal life. This is regardless of any prison in the world. The prison isn't a comfort zone. Try to stay in your room for a week if you have any and know the kind of mental effects it would have on you.

Justice should be served. That's all I can say. Many cases like this in Nigeria never come to the limelight.

iterator25: Op.. you go soon turn gay

Oghene forbid!

Adunbi2: Suya is gud 4 person undey the age of 50, for christ sake if u are 50 and above stop eaten meat

Many aged people above 50 do eat suya alot which isn't good at that age for health sake.

Creamish: How many of ur friends can you actually vouch that they wash their hands when done from the toilet? or use a clean hanky when sneezing? . . . u dont ask questions before u shake a client or ur friends. Dont let that spoil ur appetite dude. Im sure ul still pick ur chicken when ur alone and it falls on the floor . . . what dosnt kill u makes u stronger abi? Meat na protein oo .

See talk o!

emma bowin: Smoke has since been linked to cancer.therefore smoked meat including suya,barbecue are possible cause of cancer.

I've never heard of smoke causing cancer. If true, then many Nigerians are on the verge of getting cancer

imolore: i only eat the onions, carbage, letus etc and leaves the suya meat(dog, vulture, cow, horse, camel etc) for the women to eat. U never can tell wich meat u are eating, so i enjoy seeing their faces and mouth as they mulch while i eat the vegetables.

Na wah for you o! Why you nor kuku go buy vegetable for market cook eat You funny sha!

benzion72: Made me remember a story on BB that went viral some years back of a boy infested with HIV, only to discovered that the Mum and Dad are negative. A further probe reveal that he eat a suya whose seller had a cut on his hand and not well managed (You know how those mallam can be dirty). Unfortunately I remember I bought Suya with a Malam who has a cut with a plaster on. My mind never get rest until I went for HIV test, ever since I have being running from suya

On a serious note, the suya isn't hygienic. I've seen several suya joints here in Warri where these Mallams prepare this soya. If you take a lil visit where this suya is been prepared, I don't think most people here would fancy suya anymore. These mallams don. t give the suya a proper wash before the roasting and the materials and local tools they use in the preparation of the suya is nothing to write home about.

Donvilo: I think the real question here is; "From which animal meat was the suya delicacy made from?

From crocodile meat. You don here

[quote author=::Andrew::]The funny thing is no one ask what meat the suya is made of.[/quote]Na cow meat be the normal meat nah

telim: really responding to this topic is un-hygienic.

Endtime response!

emmysam2: @ OP, Suya has been consumed from time immemoriam. Have you ever heard anyone falling sick after eating suya?
Pls what are you driving at?

How would you know?

pDude: Abegi jare

For a while now I have been craving sits but due to my geographical location, I can't obtain it.

It all depends on how it is stored and fired.

I tend to let my suya fry on the fire longer than usual. I also microwave it when I get home

You for better go buy and kill your own cow and prepare your own suya by yourself o!

iterator25: If you buy suya at the beach, two thingz are involved it's either you're eating a horse or your neighbour

Like seriously Lol!

sbaks: people of old (bible to be precised) ate red meat (or suya if you want) and lived long and were strong. I like suya and kilishi. hmmm! Yummy!

You dey during the time of Noah

toms55: oponu ni bobo yi sha wetin remain after U̶̲̥̅̊я̲̣̥ joystick don vomit akamu

Lol!

[quote author=Nikky-paradise]Wat does it profit u 2 die a virgin nd stil go to hell[/quote]Please take easy nah!

cumz: there r two tins involved.
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.Either u r addicted to masturbation .
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.or u av a small dick....
which one

Na which kind Endtime question be this nah