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Romance › Re: Opinion!! Any Lady That Do Not Have Up To 50,000 Naira, Dont Deserve Marriage... by IamLEGEND1: 8:34pm On Oct 02, 2017*

Lawlahdey:
Es eh mech.

julietkcee:
*yawns*
ok

Cc: Saintsammurai

We've found two of them.

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Romance › Re: Opinion!! Any Lady That Do Not Have Up To 50,000 Naira, Dont Deserve Marriage... by IamLEGEND1: 8:33pm On Oct 02, 2017

TundeHashim:
bro..you're extremely good at weaving words to make an artistic masterpiece! Thumbs up

Thanks,man.
Appreciate it.

Romance › Re: Opinion!! Any Lady That Do Not Have Up To 50,000 Naira, Dont Deserve Marriage... by IamLEGEND1: 8:27pm On Oct 02, 2017

TheControversy:
You're right. Unfortunately boobs and a.ss will not allow us see the smart ones (except they've got boobs and a.ss). We men should share the blame a bit. We're afraid of financially stable women and quickly tag them as feminists but prefer the broke slay queens so we can have someone depending on us to make us feel manly.

We, men? Speak for yourself,bruh.
I am one broke ass brother but I won't acquaint myself with a woman if she doesn't have a source of income.

Romance › Re: Opinion!! Any Lady That Do Not Have Up To 50,000 Naira, Dont Deserve Marriage... by IamLEGEND1: 8:09pm On Oct 02, 2017*

The ghost of the Notorious B.I.G approves of this thread.

Nobody get time for leeches. When I be making that paper, you as a woman should be making just as much as me.
All dem slay queens always forgetting that vanity is extremely expensive.
If you allow that kind of girl into your life, it wouldn't matter if you're working as a top exec in shell or chevron because you'll soon go broke....... Before long, you'll find yourself selling N100 wraps of weed & sucking_dick for money in a dark corner behind an abandoned canteen just to keep up with her demands.

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Romance › Re: Love Prose (to The Lady Who Have To Let Go) by IamLEGEND1: 5:12pm On Oct 02, 2017

My sweet child of summer...... You have not known the true agony of the friend zone yet.
Winter is Coming & with it comes unfiltered misery and dejection.
- Ser Jorah Mornont 1840

TV/Movies › Re: How TSTV Is Set To Change Your Internet & Satellite Television Experience by IamLEGEND1: 5:01pm On Oct 02, 2017

I dey buy this thing anyway, anyhow.
Make man komot go carry bricks for site.

TSTV must succeed, even if dem no want am.

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Romance › Re: Please Help A Really Confused Nairalander by IamLEGEND1: 2:37pm On Oct 02, 2017*

You make 250k monthly and you still want a degree?
For what reason exactly?
You're making good money as it is and there are a limited number of jobs that can offer a B.Sc holder that kind of salary as a start.

Focus on your business, grow it and continue balling out.
Me wey don dey school since wetin I get? Common bicycle I never see. Even my slippers don chop for one side.
Fuck_education, keep on raking in the Benjamins.
And tell your brother to chill the_fuck_out...... He is the one who should be focusing on furthering his education, not you.
Not because he shouldn't pursue his dream, but to have a buffer if things don't work out.

If he insists on pursuing a career in entertainment, simply introduce him to nairaland and allow him to observe_airforce1 and the damage being an 'upcoming' artist for 10yrs+ has done to his psyche. He'll thank you for your guidance.

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Romance › Re: Vera Sidika Flaunts Her Curvy Derriere As She Vacations On An Island In The Mald by IamLEGEND1: 2:28pm On Oct 02, 2017

Artificial hair
Mostly artificial face
Synthetic_boobs & fake ass.

Remind me again what it is we're supposed to admire about this nonsense.

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Romance › Re: Couple Take Pre-Wedding Pictures To The Village by IamLEGEND1: 10:11am On Oct 02, 2017

It's another one.

Romance › Re: . by IamLEGEND1: 10:10am On Oct 02, 2017

Kept looking but I couldn't find her hairline.

Romance › Re: Man Wears His Girlfriend’s High Heels In Public To Let Her Rest Her Feet (PHOTOS by IamLEGEND1: 10:08am On Oct 02, 2017

Fuck_that_shit.
Na me tell you say make you wear uncomfortable shoes? Na your cross, carry am like that.

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Education › Re: Solve This Problem by IamLEGEND1: 6:12am On Sep 29, 2017

Easy sturvs. Out of a 100 students
55 chose music.
44 chose sports.
Which might have made for a total of 99 students who chose at least one activity.
But 20 out of those hypothetical 99 students actually chose both activities
So na them just occupy space anyhow with their busybody
So you take that number out of the hypothetical 99 which will be (99-20)= 79

A class of 100 with 79 taking either music or sports, or both leaves you with 21 students doing absolutely nothing.
#BackBenchersCrew

Romance › Re: Nairaland Lovers by IamLEGEND1: 6:58pm On Sep 28, 2017

Girlfriend: You
Boyfriend: lack of sense
The two of you:

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Romance › Re: Slayqueen Calls Out Another For Trying To Snatch Her Boyfriend Shares Her Nude by IamLEGEND1: 8:05am On Sep 28, 2017

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Romance › Re: Playboy Founder, Hugh Hefner Dies At 91(Photos) by IamLEGEND1: 8:03am On Sep 28, 2017

Night gathers, and now his watch begins. It shall not end until his death. He shall take many wives, hold many lands, father numerous children. He shall wear bling-bling crowns and win enormous glory. He shall live and die at his post. He is the lover in the darkness. He is the lady-killer on the walls. He is the dick_owner that permeates the hidden realms of women. He pledges his life and honor to the Night's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come.

Hugh has ran the race. He has fought the fight and now his watch is ended.

Rest on, brah. Your sperm cells live on.

One love.

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Romance › Re: Check Out This Cute Family Photo by IamLEGEND1: 6:09am On Sep 28, 2017

Romance › Re: “ladies Are Taught Not To Support Their Partner Financially” - Facebook Guy by IamLEGEND1: 5:59am On Sep 28, 2017

Tell that niggah to keep doing the Lord's work. Someone has got to preach the gospel to dem bishes.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Ugandan Lawmaker Put Up For Sale On OLX After Urinating On Govt Property (photos by IamLEGEND1: 9:35pm On Sep 27, 2017

Intellad:
i will buy him if he got a big dick

Romance › Re: Looking For Male Friends In Abuja by IamLEGEND1: 9:08pm On Sep 27, 2017

Effiezynews:
I have a therapist,yes, because it is common knowledge that some introverts slip into depression at one time or their lives or the other..I am not ashamed to ask for friends and specify what I want..If you are upset or annoyed with me, fine..I dared you to let you send me my pictures, since you said you wanted to evaluate me..I can also send you my simple profile( just starting life).. IYou are hating on me for no reason.. Did you take your time to read where I wrote "we would meet at a very,very busy area"?I took my time to reply each and every call out so that those viewing this thread wouldn't feel I chickened out because of the "heat".. I won't indulge you anymore..Judge me if you wish, no problems.

While it is admirable that you're willing to put yourself out there, platonically or otherwise..... Still doesn't take away from the fact that your original post carries an air of pride & a holier-than-thou attitude about it. Which is the point you're still missing: This is not an attack on your person, even though you obviously see it that way.
And if you really do see a therapist because of depression, then I'm sorry to hear that. That is not a pleasant state of mind to be in. You'll certainly not get any judgment from me.

With that being said, when you stick around here long enough, you'll learn that people have concocted elaborate ruses for reasons known only to them...... So you'll understand why most people aren't willing to take your word for it.

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Romance › Re: Looking For Male Friends In Abuja by IamLEGEND1: 8:30pm On Sep 27, 2017

Effiezynews:
I don't know why you are getting worked up over this..Please, I didn't beg you to meet me..Why the annoyance and bitterness? I am taking my time to reply to most of the mentions..What did I do to you? My doctor and therapist said, "you need to go out often and mingle a lot".. What is wrong in me trying to be careful? You have been on my tail because I tried to be security conscious..Why?
If it makes you happy, I will cancel my post BUT I will reply 1-3 of the PMs I have gotten so that at least one person knows I am real and very simple.. Have a peaceful night rest..

Wishing me a peaceful night's rest.... Don't patronize me, brah. And if I was bitter about anything, trust me, you'd know.

Your therapist? First red flag...... Why the fuck_do you have a therapist? You may or may not be a sociopath & you're the one being security conscious?
We should be the one scrutinizing you to be sure you won't slit someone's throat in a dark corner. Reply them PMs and do your thing, i'm not here to stop you from doing whatever it is you're doing. I was just pointing out the warped logic in your presentation.
You'll Delete your thread because I said some things that rubbed you the wrong way? And if it'll make me happy? LMAO! are you here because of me or for yourself? Like I said, do your thing because when all is said and done, I don't really care.

Romance › Re: Looking For Male Friends In Abuja by IamLEGEND1: 7:52pm On Sep 27, 2017

Effiezynews:
How do you want me to send the pictures to you? When and where did I act high and mighty? Over sabi sabi Oga..

Send me your pictures? Why?
Please, Save that shit_for those who want them. I'm not interested.

Effiezynews:
Obviously, you don't fit! So swerve! How did I wrong you? If I had mentioned that I need a "sex mate", you guys would call me " Hoe,shovel, axe", if I ask for a rich guy ,"you would call me gold and diamond digger", I simply said male friends I can hang out with and I don't think that's too much to ask for..If you aren't comfortable with me, there are over 1.8 million other accounts on nairaland, go comment creep them.. please, don't drag me..Thanks and God bless.

Hoe & gold digger?
What does that have to do with anything? You're straying too far away from the point of your own thread. And yes, I don't meet your criteria because I'm not 30 yet- thank God ....even if I was, I certainly wouldn't want to meet you.
Simply open a thread, specify your region of residence and state the age bracket of guys you want to hang out with. Anyone interested will contact you and you can decide for yourself if he is not your cup of tea.
Not creating a thread and listing criteria right off the bat like it's some kind of job application.
You're not doing anyone a favour by going out with him.

Romance › Re: Looking For Male Friends In Abuja by IamLEGEND1: 6:44pm On Sep 27, 2017

Adaumunocha:
You never can tell. The op might change your life for d better.

not everyone cares about that_shit. I certainly don't.
I just find it hilarious how one would start listing T&Cs, assuming most of the net to be filled with perverts_and depraved souls and at the same time wants everyone to assume she's a Saint by default. Well, fuck_that.
She should Provide details & give reasons why hanging out with her will be of benefit to any interested party........ That or she retreats to her corner and stay there.

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Romance › Re: Randy Lady Caught Masturbating In Public Transport (video) by IamLEGEND1: 6:31pm On Sep 27, 2017

Where video?

Romance › Re: Looking For Male Friends In Abuja by IamLEGEND1: 6:27pm On Sep 27, 2017

give us pictures to look at first so we can confirm you're not a robot or a ritualist yourself. Maybe then we can recommend a few people for you to check out.
Waltzing in here all high & mighty, like going out with you will in any way improve the person's life automatically.

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Romance › Re: I Am New On Nairaland , Please Welcome Me by IamLEGEND1: 4:06pm On Sep 27, 2017

Lalas247:
Lol that meme tho
Why r u so mean

I no just trust all these new handles wey don learn how to create thread within a day of joining. E no follow at all.

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Romance › Re: Help!! My Girlfriend Is Giving Me Concern by IamLEGEND1: 1:44pm On Sep 27, 2017

macmiral:
Don't refer her to a phyco babe pls Its just an advice simple I need

Romance › Re: This Plus-Sized Lady Is Full Of Love For Herself (Photos) by IamLEGEND1: 1:23pm On Sep 27, 2017

KingZero:
Shame on you!!!! shame shame shame SHAAAMMMEEE! Do better next time. Big person like you just shame on you.
If you liked this post quoted, shame on you as well.

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Romance › Re: This Plus-Sized Lady Is Full Of Love For Herself (Photos) by IamLEGEND1: 1:12pm On Sep 27, 2017

DanielsParker:
high time she started working on her English.

Nwanne..... Your brain odi kwa sharp.

Forum Games › Re: Tricky Questions That Will Give Your Brain A Great Workout by IamLEGEND1: 1:04pm On Sep 27, 2017

RoyalBlak007:
#12
In Swaziland you never disturb a senator from doing THIS during a parliament session because the government official may be consulting the great ancestors at that moment. What do they do?

Smoke weed

Forum Games › Re: Tricky Questions That Will Give Your Brain A Great Workout by IamLEGEND1: 1:01pm On Sep 27, 2017

RoyalBlak007:
#6
Every day our planet Earth gets heavier; in fact, it gains up to 60 tons of what?

Garbage.....i think...... Or settled celestial particles

TV/Movies › Re: Write A Line In A Movie And See Who Will Guess It by IamLEGEND1: 12:58pm On Sep 27, 2017

emmamedicro46:
Capua!! shall I begin?

Crixus- Spartacus: Blood & sand.

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