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RomanceRe: Guys, What Other Things Do You Want In A Relationship Aside Sex? by IamLEGEND1: 5:29am On Oct 14, 2017
YelloweWest:
When I see things like this it hurts me so much..
DOES HE NOT OWE ME EVERYTHING??
Well thankfully I'm married to a man who appreciates the sacrifice I've made for him and our family.
He tells everything I have is urs. And rightfully so.
next time, maybe you should try keeping your life's story to yourself. I'm being as polite as I can be, so try not to take it personally. You think you had it bad? Trust me, you have no idea.
With That said, Of cause your husband owes you everything...... Seeing as he's your husband, not a boyfriend and he most definitely contributed to crippling your ambition and career. So, yeah..... He does owe you. Maybe if you'd bothered to read through the conversation I had with the O.P, then we wouldn't be having this conversation.
RomanceRe: Guys, What Other Things Do You Want In A Relationship Aside Sex? by IamLEGEND1: 9:34pm On Oct 13, 2017
SirMichael1:
Now she's at school and needs assistance -assistance here being the prevailing word- to buy handouts, foodstuffs or stuffs like that, I'm in a position to help and will refuse because I don't want a lady who depends on me financially?? Can you see how your supposed wisdom looks and feels? With all due respect sir, but that's a flawed way of reasoning.
I consider Bailing someone out of a tight spot a service to humanity & is different from being responsible for that person......a fine distinction, I agree, but it is nevertheless a distinction you seem unable to comprehend. If in doubt, allow me to present you with exhibit-A..... Observe:
... money shouldn't be part of it 'cause we're supposed to provide.
listen, man. I don't know what brand of the alpha-male kool-aid you dunked yourself in, but it's not for me because I certainly am not "SUPPOSED" to provide shit_for anybody.
When I give, I give because I want to, not because I'm obligated to provide for you or some shit_like that.
Marriage is a totally different ballgame. After all, I publicly and legally accepted responsibility for you and your welfare as you did mine.
So, maybe you should reevaluate and see who has the Flawed way of reasoning.
RomanceRe: Will You Leak Your Nude For $20m?? by IamLEGEND1: 8:31pm On Oct 13, 2017
How is this even a debate?
I will leak my father nudes and a 10min video of my grandma twerking_her wrinkled ass inside bush in my village for 15% of that amount.
RomanceRe: Guys, What Other Things Do You Want In A Relationship Aside Sex? by IamLEGEND1: 8:23pm On Oct 13, 2017
SirMichael1:
Niccur, fūçk that shit you write about money. You gonna expect her to pay her bills while on a date 'cause you don't want a bītçh who depends on you monetary wise?? Which is more dumbber? You staying fway from girls 'cause of money or you dodging responsibilities?
no one wants a girl who depends on him financially. It's not like guys don't have enough problems of their own already. Except you. Maybe you get off on having someone lean on you, perhaps it makes you feel useful for something, I don't know. But that shit_ain't for me.
If you expect me to take care of you and foot your bills, bitch_you better be ready to call me daddy for the rest of your life. I wasn't put on earth to feed you.
RomanceRe: If Men Stop Giving Money To Women 90% Of Girls Will Die Within A Year by IamLEGEND1: 7:08pm On Oct 13, 2017
Truer words have never been spoken.
RomanceRe: Drop A Date U Will Never Forget by IamLEGEND1: 6:16pm On Oct 13, 2017
Over a decade ago?
Good evening ma'

RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Quitting Because I Don't Call Her, At Least Three Times A Day by IamLEGEND1: 6:11pm On Oct 13, 2017
if she wants to talk to you 3 times a day then she should call you. I don't know what is so hard to understand about that.
Nigerian women and their skewered sense of entitlement are the bane of every man's existence in this country.

Bitch_if you feel like talking, call me..... I'm not gonna waste my time and money calling you just so I can listen to you breathe on the phone.
I dey ration my calls..... a 10min call every 2days and if you exhaust your quota then you're O.Y.O
RomanceRe: She Gave Me Her Facebook Password Voluntarily, Why? by IamLEGEND1: 3:56pm On Oct 13, 2017
Dafuq am I supposed to do with your Facebook password?
I don't even open my own Facebook account, na your own I get time for?
RomanceRe: Does Cooking For Your Wife Make You More Responsible by IamLEGEND1: 3:56pm On Oct 13, 2017
Of cause I'll cook.
But not because of the reason you think.
I'm just a much better cook than most women & I enjoy meals I prepare myself more than anything and to show her I'm better than she is.
I'm narcissistic like that.
RomanceRe: Being A V1rgin Is Killing Me…who Will Help Me?” — Nigerian Lady Cries Out by IamLEGEND1: 3:41pm On Oct 13, 2017
rosy1992:
... God will bless you with a guy who will love, respect and cherish you.

RomanceRe: Guys, What Other Things Do You Want In A Relationship Aside Sex? by IamLEGEND1: 3:38pm On Oct 13, 2017
Lawlahdey:
Who is your bruh? huh huh
Ride or die koh undecided. I won't allow my sister to marry a stingy pelzin ahbeg. Blood covenant be damned. cheesy grin
You my niggah for life now. Inked that shit_in blood as well.

You ride or die with me or I use you for rituals..... That's how I roll.
RomanceRe: What Did You Dream Of Becoming As A Child? And Have You Achieved It? by IamLEGEND1:
A traffic conductor.
Dem guys they used to call Yellow fever back then. There was this old man who was always situated at a T-junction close to where I lived. Every morning when we passed by him when walking to school, He was always break-dancing as he conducted traffic, blending his dance moves with his signals perfectly.... he had so much swagger and seemed very happy all the time.
So I said I wanted to become like him.

Fast forward to nearly 2 decades later & I still ain't_shit.
RomanceRe: Guys, What Other Things Do You Want In A Relationship Aside Sex? by IamLEGEND1: 3:26pm On Oct 13, 2017
Lawlahdey:
grin grin grin
Maka why, I won't give you my sister again oh. grin
Too late, bruh!
We've already inked that deal in blood. grin
She's my ride or die now.
RomanceRe: Guys, What Other Things Do You Want In A Relationship Aside Sex? by IamLEGEND1:
Rukkydelta:
grin grin
So it's about the money?
No problem. If you are interested just know I gat 30 billion dollars in my account
i have no interest in a woman's money...... neither does she have the right to demand or even so much as expect me to provide a single kobo to help her ministry. If I am moved to give anything of my own volition, it's just because I was feeling very charitable in that moment and nothing else.
I'm just tired of the idea that a grown_ass woman should always be supported by the man solely for the reason that he is a man. It's even dumber when I hear other men say it, like the O.P
Well, fuck_that..... Bitches_can call me broke if they want.... They have no idea how deep my apathy runs.
So, for this reason I am now a huge proponent of gender equality and I will champion that cause 'til my last breath.

because if I spend on any girl, then that bitch_better be ready to worship and call me daddy for the rest of her life.
You grab? grin
RomanceRe: Guys, What Other Things Do You Want In A Relationship Aside Sex? by IamLEGEND1: 3:00pm On Oct 13, 2017
SirMichael1:
... money shouldn't be part of it 'cause we're supposed to provide.
I was gonna reply with something sensible until I saw the words above.
As a result...

RomanceRe: A Nairalander's Creative Bank Themed Pre-wedding Pics by IamLEGEND1: 4:57am On Oct 12, 2017
YoungDaNaval:
Bankers marriage doesn't last don't know why
They don't have time to_fuck each other.
RomanceRe: Happy Birthday, Iamsinz by IamLEGEND1: 4:17pm On Oct 09, 2017
may all Your years ahead be filled with wonder & splendor. Happy birthday, brah. Live long & prosper.
RomanceRe: Man Proposes To Bae At A Pool Party In Lagos (pics) by IamLEGEND1: 7:32am On Oct 09, 2017
RomanceRe: A Nairalander Pre Wedding Pictures by IamLEGEND1: 7:29am On Oct 09, 2017
Happy married life
RomanceRe: The Evolution Of Nairaland According To A Friend. by IamLEGEND1: 6:51pm On Oct 07, 2017
Sholaqe:
2016 till date - Nairaland's active members are Jambites, teenagers and unserious undergraduates. The mature minds have been pushed to family and politics section and content is at it's lowest low
...
Tell your 'FRIEND' to shut_the_fuck up and take a seat.
How did she come to know so much if she hasn't been active in years? Anyone with half a brain knows politics section is filled to the neck with dumb_mothafukaz.
RomanceRe: Mercy Johnson's Rival?: Meet This Beautiful Curvalicious Nigerian Lady (photos) by IamLEGEND1: 7:43am On Oct 06, 2017
She's got centaur legs. I'll pass.
RomanceRe: Happy Birthday To Myself by IamLEGEND1: 7:42am On Oct 06, 2017
Happy birthday.
RomanceRe: friend by IamLEGEND1: 1:09pm On Oct 05, 2017
That first picture shouldn't be there..... For a second, I thought your wife was constipated. Install a big toilet. AND Happy married life.
RomanceRe: Sincere Answer Please by IamLEGEND1: 8:08am On Oct 05, 2017
No!
RomanceRe: Share Your Romantic Harrassment Experiences by IamLEGEND1: 1:59pm On Oct 04, 2017
Na so for school I been dey knack this Ilorin babe steady..... Semester break reach, everybody go him way.
Dem get one mumu guy wey dey my department & him know her parents for house because dem go the same Secondary school.... Anyway....

3weeks into the semester break, na so call just enter my phone, strange number wey I no know but I still pick...... Na him this old woman come begin dey Para for phone, dey yarn me say make i tell them my house location, say I gatz provide their daughter for them or dem go find where I dey lock me up join, say she leave house for 4 days she never return.

Na him me too I vex, start yarn the woman church mind- I tell am say make she stop dey yarn dust because no be today preek don dey format girls' memory, make dem go search elsewhere coz their daughter no dey with me.
Last-last dem make MTN triangulate the girl location........ Them find am inside one hotel for taraba.
RomanceRe: GUYS ONLY: How Much Is Pussy In Your Area? by IamLEGEND1: 1:42pm On Oct 04, 2017
L3G3ND:
then I'm to blame for not Comprehending what she typed thought it was a direct sentence at me

TARAH I'M SORRY
Oh!
This is a welcome change of pace..... Case closed!
RomanceRe: GUYS ONLY: How Much Is Pussy In Your Area? by IamLEGEND1: 1:38pm On Oct 04, 2017
L3G3ND:
I know Nomenclature is a word not a sentence just that did she use dah word correctly"?
Directly referring to me as a nomenclature. ..
I've always known the word to mean a set name for a collection more like using a jargon in a particular field to identify some collections. but calling one person a nomenclature doesn't sound right to me. ..
I just went through your conversation with mhistahrah and you basically just painted yourself into a corner with this comment.
Which one are you?This kind of nomenclature can only be by a pro.
So basically what she said was 'the way you grouped the different categories of hoes so professionally meant you were an expert in the field' because 'NOMENCLATURE' as used in her comment is the subject of the sentence and as such can refer to you only if you also class yourself among those hoes you grouped...... Even in that case, her comment remains spot-on grammatically.

So, It's either you simply misunderstood her comment, which happens to the best of us Or it just pushed your buttons and you decided to hound her for no logical reason.
RomanceRe: Epic Respond A Guy Gave A Girl by IamLEGEND1: 1:21pm On Oct 04, 2017
Please apply water & quickly refer to the nearest burn trauma center.
RomanceRe: Nairalander Takes His Pre-wedding Photoshoot To The Work Place by IamLEGEND1: 1:20pm On Oct 04, 2017
I'm tired of wishing people happy married life when I never get girlfriend.
Time for a little bad Belle....

So,may this marriage crash & burn.

















Just_fucking with you..... Happy married life.
But seriously though, I no get girlfriend.
RomanceRe: Guy Don't Be Useless by IamLEGEND1: 11:52am On Oct 04, 2017
You can smell a broke_niggress from a mile away.
You can almost taste the painment in their writeups.
Saintsammurai you have pushed a few buttons..... Now we'll have to deal with stupid_threads like this for the next few days.
EventsRe: Husband Cries At His Surprise Birthday Party Organized By His Wife. Photos by IamLEGEND1: 11:44am On Oct 04, 2017
Abeg..... E just dey reason how him go take reimburse the wife when everything is done.
RomanceRe: What Is Compatibility In A Relationship? by IamLEGEND1: 9:19am On Oct 04, 2017
Compatibility for me is when she walks in on me dicing the body parts of someone I just murdered and offers to get me plastic sheets so the blood doesn't stain the floor & walls.
Bonnie & Clyde_shit.

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