Romance › Re: Which One Of These Would You Honestly Choose?? by IamLEGEND1: 9:34am On Dec 03, 2015 |
Ignore harlóts
Acquire currency! |
Romance › Re: The Tomboy Vs The Effeminate by IamLEGEND1: 9:32am On Dec 03, 2015 |
so I leave all the curves I'm seeing elsewhere & go date a chick whose butt is not as big as mine?
Yeah I think I'll pass. |
Romance › Re: Please Help ! I’m Pregnant, Should I Run Away From Home? by IamLEGEND1: 9:21am On Dec 03, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: Is It Normal For A Lady To Use A Piece Of Cloth In Place Of A Pad by IamLEGEND1: 9:13am On Dec 03, 2015 |
nicerichard05: Bros in this Kinda case. Na by force o, u knw. Hw Conjinisis be na, stay frm Friday to Sunday with haulage wen I have A cutie in my hse? Hmmmm na wa why are you acting like you're the only guy in this world who has a penìs & knows what sex is!
WTF has konji got to do with this? Everyone has this 'konjinisis' you're talking about but you don't see people spying on núde women just to get the truth.
I'll assume you're both adults & you are capable of mature conversations- except of course if you ball with hoes/players. So just in case you think what you did was warranted,it wasn't. it's weird & wrong. |
Romance › Re: .. by IamLEGEND1: 9:02am On Dec 03, 2015 |
most of these Prophets of doom have absolutely no clue as to what they're doing! All they're after is 'local' fame & money.
So The only obstacle I can see here is getting ur parents to reason with you. if you can do that,then trust me.........Your marriage will work,no shaking!
Just don't pay any attention to those leeches,they're M.O is to feed you false,mostly negative prophecies & sooner or later,fear will engulf you & you'll go back running to them for a solution & BAAAAM!!!! CUSTOMER DON COME. |
Romance › Re: Abeg What Will You Do by IamLEGEND1: 8:52am On Dec 03, 2015 |
so you'll have sex with a transgendered woman/man & you no go notice the difference?
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Romance › Re: I Saw This Pix. I Wish To Share With You. Pic. by IamLEGEND1: 8:49am On Dec 03, 2015 |
them don already start to dey give stupíd excuses. |
Romance › Re: Is It Normal For A Lady To Use A Piece Of Cloth In Place Of A Pad by IamLEGEND1: 8:45am On Dec 03, 2015 |
a girl tells you she's on her period and you turn to a peeping Tom so you can confirm what she is saying?
Even if she was lying,at least you were supposed to take a hint and leave her the fuçk alone! She no wan do you,abi na by force?
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Romance › Re: Ladies, See The List Of Boys To Avoid by IamLEGEND1: 8:40am On Dec 03, 2015 |
this bítch be trippin on some expired shít.
+ all those dumb slúts called feminists are just the most basic of whorès. and yeah,most of them are damn ugley
But I'm glad mah Niggaz be wising up now though. |
Romance › Re: Mouth-anus-vagina Robot Launched, People Are Going Crazy. (picture) by IamLEGEND1: 8:34am On Dec 03, 2015 |
it'sh Young Muller BAEBY......!!!!!!! |
Romance › Re: Worst Of A Guy/lady demanding deleting from all communication modes by IamLEGEND1: 3:07am On Dec 03, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: Why Have Nigerian Girls Now Become Polygamous In Nature. by IamLEGEND1: 3:00am On Dec 03, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by IamLEGEND1: 2:52am On Dec 03, 2015 |
SeXistBaStaRd: First of, this is my alternate...I remain Vanquay 
Name: A.A
Age: 20...Cant even drink yet
Occupation:Student/College Athlete
Are you single, dating or married: Dating
Those u like on Romance Section: NONE, I'm not here to make friends maybe Ipledge10 cus he's pretty chill.
Those u dislike on Romance section: That's a thread on its own but this Dumbfvcks stand out...ssweetorgasm/ssoftapples(Seriously, he has a dozen monikers lets move on), durentt, Pucaxo/Sinnzu, TheSonofMark,DarkenedRebel, Dharay99/Dharay88 (Or whatever the fvck he masquerades with), Captainswag225
Those u find annoying: None, it takes more than mere words to get under my skin.
Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): I consider most Nairalanders boring but i enjoy reading this guys MEMES not POSTS.... IamLegend1 and BUTCHCASSIDY
Those you follow and wish follows you back: I dont follow, I still havent found anyone interesting enough to spam my feeds and it makes me flip when i see all that message on my feed, if i dont follow back its probably OCD 
Why do you follow them: I dont Follow...Am a LEADER BABY...Just kidding, i still dont follow though.
NLer that has sent u the most PMs: Gurgle...I miss her 
How many PMs do you get on average in a day.: Day? I get 0.15 every day then, do the maths 
Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: Onila and those Dumbfvcks up there that i dislike.
Which Romancelander is fake: Onila comes to mind, TheSonofmark and RickRichards can occupy second thoughts.
Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: MrsPhyno, Gurgle ...What that Ass do Gurl?
Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: None, I consider all of them females shallow minded or Ugly or both or i just dont crush easily.
why did u choose him/her above??: : Girls get attracted to me.
Your favorite Romancelander(s):None, no one stands out to claim this spot.
Your favorite mod: Ishilove (She made me the UnRepentant Troll way back in summer I created dozens of accounts just to show her my willpower) and probably Lalasticlala ( Dude once warned me to stop posting pictures of my soccer cleats and very efficient in lifting my bans...Oga abeg Reason with Rock.tation and Fara.no make them Forgive me )
Funniest Romancelander(s): NONE except BUTCHCASSIDY and IamLegend1's Memes.
Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: NONE, they are pretty shitty_ especially Tosyne2much and wristbangle's threads.
Romancelander(s) diary you stalk: NONE, My life is to exciting to read your Boring Diaries.
Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why: Gurgle, she stopped being active just like we all would someday.
Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours: Pride issues wont make me say it but lets speculate he's a Legend
NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: I dont fight, I would probably end up killing them anyways but Pucaxo/Sinnzu fits it nicely and all the dumbfvcks i mentioned.
NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: Not familiar with that slang but i guess it means romance well...NONE.
NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: I'm not here to make FVCKING FRIENDS.
NLer(S) you consider smart: Rapmoney ...seems chill and Sensible.
NL member that tries too hard: Onila, Tosyne2much, wristbangle and the Top ten Idiots_ along with TheSonofMark. Oh, Mrcork ain Funny for sh!t, he cant even make a joke to save his life
NLer(s) you find intriguing: Gurgle, that girl was a straight up mystery.
What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer: None, i consider my vocabulary quite sufficient but seem to be rocking IamLegend1's "But why" recently.
Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: Im not sure if thats a phrase ama use frequently...So yeah, Phrase discarded.
Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: Almost everyoe but i guess thats the cultural barrier of Western and African coming to play eg...I support Gays quite a lot of people would 'cum' for my head.
Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other: Hmm... PRIDE ISSUES at work again.
Who do u often agree with: No-one.
Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): None, funny thing is i have seen tens of profile pics but the actual ones that stick are MrsPhyno's 
Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): Faran.o, Jollyjoy, Laveda...there are tons more but i have a very bad memory for ugly faces
Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy: Mr Nice guy(s) Ipledge10 and Ronald4lif and...................
Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl: [color=#770077]Firsteva and Estharfabian, dont worry, they are both guys
Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag: Hmm...I will Gladly claim that spot.
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Romance › Re: Worst Of A Guy/lady demanding deleting from all communication modes by IamLEGEND1: 8:50pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
Recharge card hoes |
Romance › Re: Is It Permitted, For One In a Committed Relationship To Have 'crush'(s) by IamLEGEND1: 8:48pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
[quote author=Freemanan post=40625599][/quote]just forget the girl....comment wey no concern am.
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Romance › Re: Mamagee Is Back! by IamLEGEND1: 8:35pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: What Does It Mean When A Girl Demands For A No Sex Relationship by IamLEGEND1: 8:27pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
wic kyn question cone be this one again na?
'No sex' relationships mean 'no sex' relationships...... abi u need another answer? |
Romance › Re: Is It Permitted, For One In a Committed Relationship To Have 'crush'(s) by IamLEGEND1: 8:22pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
mizquote: I'm in a good mood, so I won't insult you.
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Romance › Re: Is It Permitted, For One In a Committed Relationship To Have 'crush'(s) by IamLEGEND1: 7:28pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
keep on galavanting upandan with the oceanic sometin u carry between ur legs & be saying you're in a committed relationship. |
Romance › Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by IamLEGEND1: 6:10pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
so na for NL u wan get husband before?
abi guys no dey ur street ni?
misspicy
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Romance › Re: When That Girl Serve Food by IamLEGEND1: 5:27pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: Women Are The Most Wonderful Creature by IamLEGEND1: 4:55pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
Great!
Àss-worshipers. |
Romance › Re: Am New Here by IamLEGEND1: 4:54pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
HEY GUYS AM NEW;ANYBODY TO SHOW ME AROUND |
Romance › Re: Guys How Do You Cope With The Saying Am Not In The Mood From Ladies? by IamLEGEND1: 4:48pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: Owambe Saturday: The Big Wedding At Ikoyi by IamLEGEND1: 4:35pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
so basically you're a hater masquerading as (former) bestie.
Kontinu. |
Romance › Re: Guys How Do You Cope With The Saying Am Not In The Mood From Ladies? by IamLEGEND1: 4:09pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
when she tell u that noñsense
Just go ur drawer,komot one bundle of N500 notes troway am on top bed see wetin go happen...
By the time she shift her yansh,that part of the bed go dey drip pussi juice.
' I'm in the mood....(azonto)'
' & I want to do.
' I'm feeling the groove (ooooouuuhhh)
' come make we do
' baby make we do....' |
Romance › Re: Everyone Isn't Doing It by IamLEGEND1: 3:38pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
too long. |
Romance › Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by IamLEGEND1: 2:15pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
Decker
iamkingzlee
naijaboiy
Anyss
Twaci
Oyind17
Obiorathesubtle
Cutehector
Mrsphyno
& anybody wey I forget to mention...... you guys rock mehn!
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Romance › Re: What Happened To Her Bwext? Scared# by IamLEGEND1: 1:25pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: Read What A Mother Said About His Son Manhood by IamLEGEND1: 1:12pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: Why R Guys Like Dis? by IamLEGEND1: 1:02pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
I know where you come from guys just compliment ugly girls for no reason & walk away.
so sorry to disappoint you But I only have eyes for salacious hoes..
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