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Jollyjoy:
:Dmake i wear my iron pant,i cover my yansh with the blood of God

Oyind17:
Wear your iron pants, I no fit shout

Jollyjoy:
the guy is gay

Oyind17:
When I was a guy I like big and curvey back and big front

Oyind17:
Na boy no be girl, e fit be gay

Oyind17:
Lol, that my aassss no be here

Durentt:
I guess i wud choose Computer science bcuz iidiots like u need their brains formatted. Now fork off my thread. Beanface

Oyind17:
I dey CUM

Durentt:
mumu. In ur mind, u have commented.

Durentt:
Eyah. In Lil wayne's voice "i see the blood in ur eyes"

Oyind17:
Hello Romancelanders
I have seen bikini pix of celebrities hitting Nairaland frontpage, so I decided to upload my sexy bikini pix.
I took a bikini pix some days back, on a scale 1-10 rate it.










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Oyind17:
Forget that boy

Oyind17:
BALLOSKI here

Durentt:
e pain am. Ugly son of a morafocka.

PunkyVeer:
Hahaha.

But seriously though, who doesn't know that men lie? How you gonna believe them when they tell you they're going to give you an orgasm? What they actually mean is, I got the right tool & moves, the rest is up to you. You're gonna have to create your own zing. Sorry. Anyway, communication is the master key to everything imo. If he's not doing something right, then speak up & tell him how you want it to be. What's the big deal? Because if you don't you lose & he's gonna get his either way. It's a win/win situation for guys. Whereas for females it's either a hit or miss depending on many factors eg. the mood & mind has to be in it for anything to happen. Just my opinion though because for me, a guy can even spin on top of me if he likes but if I'm not in the mood nothing will happen. However when the mood is right & I get into it, an earthquake & a tsunami come rolled in one big wave

[b] It's the total silence of most women that is real mojo dampener...... absolutely zero desire to speak up for themselves and say what they want.

Women sure drew the short end of the stick in this case.......but the benefit of multiple orgàsms is an offer no guy will turn down though....... so really who got the better deal here is still debatable .

But ur statement couldn't have been more accurate, women know they came factory-sealed with a few meandering stretches on the highway to ur big-O...... the least you can do is lend a helping/navigatory hand(literally) to the driller
or the scuba diver, as the case may be.

You take the lead while the thing is happening and see if he won't follow.....and if he doesn't, well that's ur cue to bolt,no one's gonna hold it against you.
bt not after you just lay there counting the stars while he pounds away and finishes before you can say Jack.
So a woman's complain of unsatisfactory séx always comes across as just kind of a hail Mary moment. [/b]

Davedoz:
Ma man! I don hear you!
But I've learnt that its not gentlemanly to dump a sister, and I've always been too soft and emotional to deliberately hurt a sister. Its better to always give them the honour and privilege to do it themselves! Cuz I think we're emotionally stronger than they're! I hear they derive pleasure from it! So I always allow myself to be dumped!

Concerning your last paragraph. . . . . . No comments! :-

aaahhh mah niggur,no let dem NL feminists hear you oh....when they come for ta head,my hand no dey

Durentt:
i smell fuglyy niqqas in the house

Oyind17:
unlomantic boy

PunkyVeer:
Lol, so are you telling me that she just lies there & waits for the orgasm to happen? That's like waiting for Santa to slide down the chimney at Christmas

I'm sorry but sex is a two-way street. If she's not reaching orgasm, something must be out of sync somewhere, probably at the spot where she's waiting for the orgasm to fall from the sky like manna A guy's ding dong is not some magic stick that delivers orgasms on contact(as much as some guys may foolishly think it is), you also have to take part in the process & make sure that you reach your destination as well. It's not all up to the guy. It takes two to tango. Such unbelievable naivety! Even a virgin like myself knows that an orgasm is not handed to you, you go get it!

Davedoz:
My Nigga.... Your comments got me cracked up!
You seem like a guy that knows about jacking and all.....
So allow me to praise myself:
I'm not a wuss, the moment you see me, there is nothing wuss about it! I'm a full blooded JACK! Infact fellow jacks have awarded me Professorship! I've broken lots of guys from the shackles of chronic Wuss baggy! In fact, I was born a JACK! And now all I get is you're too arrogant and dey love me anyways! But in all my years of jacking, I've discovered that you can't be a Jack and a true wonderful sweet lover at the same time! Its impossible! Love is all about being a wuss! Its selfless, its sacrificial, it understands, its caring, its compassionate, it goes on and on! If you know all about Jacking then you'll know that you can't combine both! Now, I've been trying (even praying) so hard so I can be a soft mild considerate and sweet lover! I've been trying to let go of most part of my "Jacking-being"! That's why I sounded like one above! But I've not dropped jacking oooo! Atleast get the chic with the jacking, when she falls in love, then you lower your guard and reciprocate like a WUSS! I had to digress so much because I felt Insulted to be called a wuss when I'm a JACK LORD!

Every other person just ignore that long epistle! Its for íamlegend1 alone and the other "jacks" that read it!

íamlegend1, Back to the topic and other parts of your comment. . . . . Oga ma buttercup is not insecure at all! Neither is she paranoid! She is too dry to do something as exciting as locking me in the basement (cuz I will love that adventure!). . . . She is just a lady, that this method has "worked" for in 2 previous relationships, so she is just doing it again, t
o save herself from "whatever" misspícy called it! I understand her worry and tension but I don't permit it! And I've told her that I will stop explaining. But she is a sweet shy gal! That's why she has sworn never to comment! Shy shy gal!

And yea you're right.... I'm a diligent, smart, God fearing, gentle looking, CRAZY DUDE! She knows and she fell for me that way!

itz all good mah nígga....

but still doesn't change the fact that intrusion into your personal space is unhealthy and with time,trust me.... it will graduate from just a minor peeve to a source of genuine irritation.so just enjoy her while you can,and when the time comes to dump her àss...... do it fast and ball.

Beht mah guy,why you be calling the shawty dry
she no sabi the reverse cowgirl ni?

Oyind17:
You berra use her pix