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RomanceRe: besty_) by IamLEGEND1: 11:53pm On Sep 21, 2015
quiinnBee:
another round of pathetic note.you must have a dog's cuntt for a brain if you think i'll read that.now here's an idea: go impale yourself on a sharp stick and stay gurgling in a pool of your inadvertently released feaces.you spawn of a boiled ridden anus
Now that's a wrap ladies and gentlemen.....

we'll see u tomorrow with another scintillating episode of this absorbing saga......

#AdiosBítch
RomanceRe: Need Answers Please by IamLEGEND1: 11:46pm On Sep 21, 2015
you wan die?
u know the kyn artillery him pack for inside trouser?
RomanceRe: Can I Marry This Kind Of Girl by IamLEGEND1: 11:38pm On Sep 21, 2015
those guys above though....
why so wicked ah!
RomanceRe: Please Help!!!! by IamLEGEND1: 11:35pm On Sep 21, 2015
diz matter strong no be small....
but sleep don catch me
so till tomorrow.
RomanceRe: besty_) by IamLEGEND1: 11:28pm On Sep 21, 2015
quiinnBee:
are you done? you can go suck a bag of dickss now.you sorry asss sack of Donkey shiit
trying to project what u do for a living onto me?

I think I'll pass....
RomanceRe: besty_) by IamLEGEND1: 11:26pm On Sep 21, 2015
quiinnBee:
do you expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be read? you can save the pathetic note for your girlfriend.The good news is no sane human would ever mate with you.so we dont have to go to the sewer in search of your git.now cower away like the cowardly slave that you are.
delusional is the lovepeddler who sees herself as something more..

incoherent is the wordings of a crazed hoe who starts jonsing for every guy her friends introduce to her.

And you are damn right bítch,I dont mate...I'm not an animal...but itz not something I would put beyond you tho'. with ur limited amount of grey matter,I'm sure you will be into that shít.

You were a nonentity before now,and you will continue to remain the irrelevant piece of shít that u are....
RomanceRe: besty_) by IamLEGEND1: 11:01pm On Sep 21, 2015
quiinnBee:
And You Still A Raving,Repulsive Bulll Dog
Yeah whaeva floats ur goat honey.....

just make sure u come back to tell us how everything went down after he fúcks the ur tiny brains out and leaves ur vagína gaping like an open suck away.
RomanceRe: besty_) by IamLEGEND1: 10:56pm On Sep 21, 2015
quiinnBee:
what now you quoting my post? thought we were playing the insult game.Bring it on foool
I guess you didn't see it then.....oh well!!!

you desperately want my attention, I can see that now..... well enjoy it while it lasts wénch...

coz you are not gonna get any after this.

keep whóring urself around,you might get lucky one day.

but for now,take ur harlotry elsewhere....

I don't do shallow,fish-brained ídiots.
RomanceRe: Which One Of The 5 Do You Like. by IamLEGEND1: 10:45pm On Sep 21, 2015
Fulaboy:
I will rather chose to be hybrid then grin
karya kake yi ai....
u are either one or the other.
RomanceRe: besty_) by IamLEGEND1: 10:39pm On Sep 21, 2015
quiinnBee:
"us?" you're the only paranoid one here as far as i can see.And obviously your life must be miserable.you out here raging like a mad dog, using your whole life frustration to type.your "opinions" have been duly noted , and tossed into the trash bin where they belong.now take a long walk of a sort pier, you dumb fvcktard of a speciesism
DATZ DA SPIRIT,BÍTCH!!!

SHOW ME THAT FIRE!!!

#YouStillADumbSlutTho'
RomanceRe: Which One Of The 5 Do You Like. by IamLEGEND1: 10:19pm On Sep 21, 2015
Fulaboy:
Good guys have sex too now grin or making love now is a bad thing embarassed
itz a bad tin for good guys ...

u can't eat ur cake and have it bro....

either u accept that you are a full-blown baddoshi or you desist from any act that is associated with the dark side and itz members.
RomanceRe: He Accused His Father Of Bleeping His Wife by IamLEGEND1: 10:17pm On Sep 21, 2015
MrsPhyno:
why are u being mean to me na haba
/makes a cute face/ do those even work on u self i know u have a stone where ur heart should be......
I normally require something a lil' stronger than being "cute-faced"

but for you I'll make an exception. so lets just assume ur tactics worked.

and u think I'm being mean?

LMAO!!! then you never see anything be that...

But they say you always apologise to the lady right?

So I'm deeply sorry luv, no more meanness from today onwards..... I promise to be a real softie...

SO HELP ME GOD,AMEN!!
RomanceRe: besty_) by IamLEGEND1: 10:06pm On Sep 21, 2015
MrsPhyno:
hope say no be me u refer to like dat cause all dis one ur typing na lubbish o
Ahhhh
I dey craze ni?

u know say u can do no wrong....
RomanceRe: besty_) by IamLEGEND1: 10:00pm On Sep 21, 2015
quiinnBee:
now you're resorting to insults.how pathetically low of you
oh I'm sorry...did I hurt ur feelings?

allow me to rephrase that.... stop being an attentíon whoré and stop taking us for idíots...
RomanceRe: besty_) by IamLEGEND1: 9:18pm On Sep 21, 2015
quiinnBee:
she's probably tripping for the dude, and using this medium to express her feelings
if e dey do u for body.....

Go suck on a nakéd wire....
RomanceRe: besty_) by IamLEGEND1: 9:14pm On Sep 21, 2015
MrsPhyno:
abeg abegggggg

the rest of us no go hear word for the next week u guys should stop complimenting this dude
kilode?

e dey burn u for mind like diz?

the woman no be follow-follow like you...

dey there with ur "herd mentality",the mumu OP is just trying to do the " OH LOOK AT ME I'M SO PRETTY MY BFF's BOYFRIEND WANTS TO DATE ME" charade and you dey there dey think say she genuinely wants ur opinion....

we know their type na: low self-esteem, dumb and emotionally weak.
RomanceRe: Still Masturbate And Watches Porn After Marriage. Help! by IamLEGEND1: 8:55pm On Sep 21, 2015
I had to read that thing very slowly like 5 times before I understood anything there.....

and ur wife na lésbian in the making.... what she wants is not ur penìs,she likes pussi just like you.
RomanceRe: Guys What Will You Do When A Lady Accidentally Touch Your Dick? by IamLEGEND1: 8:45pm On Sep 21, 2015
request for a handjób....
RomanceRe: My Ex Says I Should Leave My Bae And Return 2 Her Cos I Deflowered Her by IamLEGEND1: 8:43pm On Sep 21, 2015
so ur ex wants you back?

RomanceRe: How Guys Unknowingly Lose Their Future Wives by IamLEGEND1: 8:33pm On Sep 21, 2015
rapmike:
If you are sure of the babe, don't be scared.
No way bro, I'm never going to stick around to even find out.....
#OpertionHit&Run
RomanceRe: He Accused His Father Of Bleeping His Wife by IamLEGEND1: 8:22pm On Sep 21, 2015
MrsPhyno:
Can someone please explain the OBJ thing to me. Cause I've never heard the full gist grin Thanks
All this ajeboz sef....una go pack una sef for inside parlour,having absolutely no idea what is going on in the real world.

mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww gerrarahia mehn shiiii!!!!!!!
RomanceRe: My Ideal Woman Must Be Deaf And Dumb — Jesse Jagz by IamLEGEND1: 8:16pm On Sep 21, 2015
na so e dey start...
RomanceRe: How Guys Unknowingly Lose Their Future Wives by IamLEGEND1: 8:14pm On Sep 21, 2015
me na "lack of commitment" guy I be sha.....
I dey shiver anytime I imagine say I go marry...
RomanceRe: Cruel Intentions Of Some Ladys Towards There Friend Zoned Guys by IamLEGEND1: 8:03pm On Sep 21, 2015
The ídiot deserves it for even agreeing to stay in her friendzone..
RomanceRe: As A Married Man I Still Have Wet Dreams. by IamLEGEND1: 8:00pm On Sep 21, 2015
make him pump him wife wella before he sleep everyday for 6months....and unlike those guys above me,you don't have to thank me later.
RomanceRe: Why Guys Should Stop Complaining About Ladies Going After Readymade Men by IamLEGEND1: 7:51pm On Sep 21, 2015
Nónsense
RomanceRe: Which One Of The 5 Do You Like. by IamLEGEND1: 7:40pm On Sep 21, 2015
MrsPhyno:
stop trying to make me seem like a freak
you are the freak here
besides im still vexeddddd with u
oh I'm a freak alryt....
the hot,cute, and just plain awesome kind of freak.
and wetin I do again na wife mi?
OMG!! I forgot the tampons again didn't I?
RomanceRe: Virgin Mentality by IamLEGEND1: 6:34pm On Sep 21, 2015
Vick4rill:
who is dis slowpoke? What do u know abt real love ur sheer stupidity is making u see virginity as a stone age tin... If not been a virgin is sumtin to be proud of as ur sisters to bring out the discussion about how they re disvirgin in family gathering
ídiot.

using ur own yardstick,I'm sure you don't bring up insulting someone online in ur family meetings either...

so if u think you playing judge and jury on a woman's character just because she isn't a virgin makes you a saint,then you're just an empty-headed fóol.
RomanceRe: Which One Of The 5 Do You Like. by IamLEGEND1: 6:21pm On Sep 21, 2015
MrsPhyno:
ewwwww thats like bestiality *god forgive me god forgive me*
let us wait and see which animal she is going to give birth to then.

and no be u guys wey talk say una like "beast" in bed?

and you know me....,I give the ladies what they want.

RomanceRe: besty_) by IamLEGEND1: 6:15pm On Sep 21, 2015
esosa993:
Iamlegend I think I like your sense of thinking,the way you reasoning is quite different from most nairaland guys,have seen most of your comments and they always reasonable...,.... anyway you right the story is similar to that of sugarbree
Thank you honey.

even if this story is remotely true, she has obviously started catching the feels for the guy....

naturally,the solution to this kind of situation is a straightforward one,tell the guy NO...but she had to come to NL to tell us.. is it that she doesn't know what to do abi wetin?

shows the guy has gotten to her head already.

Or maybe she is putting it here so we can see how
"oh so desirable" she is that her best friend's boyfriend has fallen for her....
RomanceRe: Help Me Out by IamLEGEND1: 6:06pm On Sep 21, 2015
fartkay:
u no gbadun.
dem don get u

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