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quiinnBee:Now that's a wrap ladies and gentlemen..... we'll see u tomorrow with another scintillating episode of this absorbing saga...... #AdiosBítch |
you wan die? u know the kyn artillery him pack for inside trouser? |
those guys above though.... why so wicked ah! |
diz matter strong no be small.... but sleep don catch me so till tomorrow. |
quiinnBee:trying to project what u do for a living onto me? I think I'll pass.... |
quiinnBee:delusional is the lovepeddler who sees herself as something more.. incoherent is the wordings of a crazed hoe who starts jonsing for every guy her friends introduce to her. And you are damn right bítch,I dont mate...I'm not an animal...but itz not something I would put beyond you tho'. with ur limited amount of grey matter,I'm sure you will be into that shít. You were a nonentity before now,and you will continue to remain the irrelevant piece of shít that u are.... |
quiinnBee:Yeah whaeva floats ur goat honey..... just make sure u come back to tell us how everything went down after he fúcks the ur tiny brains out and leaves ur vagína gaping like an open suck away. |
quiinnBee:I guess you didn't see it then.....oh well!!! you desperately want my attention, I can see that now..... well enjoy it while it lasts wénch... coz you are not gonna get any after this. keep whóring urself around,you might get lucky one day. but for now,take ur harlotry elsewhere.... I don't do shallow,fish-brained ídiots. |
Fulaboy:karya kake yi ai.... u are either one or the other. |
quiinnBee:DATZ DA SPIRIT,BÍTCH!!! SHOW ME THAT FIRE!!! #YouStillADumbSlutTho' |
Fulaboy:itz a bad tin for good guys ... u can't eat ur cake and have it bro.... either u accept that you are a full-blown baddoshi or you desist from any act that is associated with the dark side and itz members. |
MrsPhyno:I normally require something a lil' stronger than being "cute-faced" but for you I'll make an exception. so lets just assume ur tactics worked. and u think I'm being mean? LMAO!!! then you never see anything be that... But they say you always apologise to the lady right? So I'm deeply sorry luv, no more meanness from today onwards..... I promise to be a real softie... SO HELP ME GOD,AMEN!! |
MrsPhyno:Ahhhh I dey craze ni? u know say u can do no wrong.... |
quiinnBee:oh I'm sorry...did I hurt ur feelings? allow me to rephrase that.... stop being an attentíon whoré and stop taking us for idíots... |
quiinnBee:if e dey do u for body..... Go suck on a nakéd wire.... |
MrsPhyno:kilode? e dey burn u for mind like diz? the woman no be follow-follow like you... dey there with ur "herd mentality",the mumu OP is just trying to do the " OH LOOK AT ME I'M SO PRETTY MY BFF's BOYFRIEND WANTS TO DATE ME" charade and you dey there dey think say she genuinely wants ur opinion.... we know their type na: low self-esteem, dumb and emotionally weak. |
I had to read that thing very slowly like 5 times before I understood anything there..... and ur wife na lésbian in the making.... what she wants is not ur penìs,she likes pussi just like you. |
request for a handjób.... |
so ur ex wants you back?
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rapmike:No way bro, I'm never going to stick around to even find out..... #OpertionHit&Run |
MrsPhyno:All this ajeboz sef....una go pack una sef for inside parlour,having absolutely no idea what is going on in the real world. mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww gerrarahia mehn shiiii!!!!!!! |
na so e dey start... |
me na "lack of commitment" guy I be sha..... I dey shiver anytime I imagine say I go marry... |
The ídiot deserves it for even agreeing to stay in her friendzone.. |
make him pump him wife wella before he sleep everyday for 6months....and unlike those guys above me,you don't have to thank me later. |
Nónsense |
MrsPhyno:oh I'm a freak alryt.... the hot,cute, and just plain awesome kind of freak. and wetin I do again na wife mi? OMG!! I forgot the tampons again didn't I? |
Vick4rill:ídiot. using ur own yardstick,I'm sure you don't bring up insulting someone online in ur family meetings either... so if u think you playing judge and jury on a woman's character just because she isn't a virgin makes you a saint,then you're just an empty-headed fóol. |
MrsPhyno:let us wait and see which animal she is going to give birth to then. and no be u guys wey talk say una like "beast" in bed? and you know me....,I give the ladies what they want.
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esosa993:Thank you honey. even if this story is remotely true, she has obviously started catching the feels for the guy.... naturally,the solution to this kind of situation is a straightforward one,tell the guy NO...but she had to come to NL to tell us.. is it that she doesn't know what to do abi wetin? shows the guy has gotten to her head already. Or maybe she is putting it here so we can see how "oh so desirable" she is that her best friend's boyfriend has fallen for her.... |
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