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MrsPhyno:Aaaaaaahhhhhhh,so na now u know say itz disgusting abi.... dey there dey unsuccessfully try to inflate ur self-worth.... I am way more prettier than u are (and I'm a guy)...and my head is not little,unlike urs wic will be about the same size as a Pear if u take off all those second-rate weaves. & I'm in unknown territory now,so my side oloshóz no dey within reach..... I see you have fully transitioned into a genuine dark side member now. #WelcomeToTheClubSweery |
Ayaff (L)Died |
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MrsPhyno:Dramatic....hmmmmmm u never see dramatic.. na so one of mah side oloshó call me say make I come her crib,pronto....say konji don catch am..... I come ask am say no be her wey tell me say she been dey her period wen I call her 2 days ago? she come say,ah make I no worry...D tin don finish.... na him ah baff up oh,come carry mahself go her place..... since na night time and light no dey.....as we come dey do the needful I come dey feel some "extra liquid" for the pelvic region...I just smile dey think say I dey do better work today..... na him after everything I pack myself go house,as I just go to baff na him as I just komot trouser...... I JUST START DEY SCREAM FOR BATHROOM.... BÍTCH TURNED MY DÍCK RED!!! MY PENÍS LOOKED LIKE A FRICKIN' MURDER WEAPON... I'm not passing you around,i'm just sharing the love.... what can I say,I'm a very generous person |
MrsPhyno:oh don't worry about that,I am not interested in going any further with that discussion either.. itz just too gross for me right now as I'm eating @ the moment. Trying to avoid throwing up. oh see,she don already turn to party animal.... and she go come dey for Mother Mary for me.. just finish ur waka-about come meet me for Sambisa lounge...
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MrsPhyno:So u know you shouldn't have mentioned me,but u still went ahead....... SMH...MTCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW And yes,it is as simple as ABC..both genders have a role to play in ensuring the survival of the species.....women just happened to be at the short end of the stick..... so I have no sympathy for them. you see all this melodramatic nónsense is why women are always on their periods... just think of it as ur punishment for all the unnecessary complaining and whining. oh BTW, how are u doing today luv? |
MrsPhyno:na by force to marry ni? if u think u are doing me a favour by bearing OUR child then you can keep ur vúlva and ovaries to urself every small thing,una want make dem hail una... women and their unending need for attention and praise.... mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww #SMH |
Àss-worshipers thread.... here in the real world,everyone gets just as good as he gives... so she gets pregnant and carries the offspring for 9 months........boo hoo....cry me a river.. |
I dey cúm 1st make I go read am |
he should drag the ho' to work with a rope tied around her neck and force her to kneel down and apologise to his boss...... |
I no know |
so because she didn't go out with you,you want to get abusive?
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I don't know |
all diz ídiots no dey realize say all the people wey talk that "money is not everything" were popular figures and had enough of it before they opened their mouth to yarn that trash..... And you,as the mindless,jobless zombie wey u be,come dey follow dem dey shout "Money is not everything"..... #Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww |
At least we know ur gày ass is now on the path to redemption...... #MaleHarlot |
Diz O.P, ur head dey there jare.... diz na confam place wey you go get high-class hoes... |
Dem don port leave Africa magic tey-tey..... Telemundo is the shii now. |
aaiiiit |
o.k |
Xiadnat:ah! I see ur point now. Helping her with the chores is always going to be a win-win situation for me(& her)...we get to share the workload in half and we get to have a lil' sexy time afterwards.... But they say marriage isn't for everybody, & at this point I honestly don't think marraige is for me.... but I do know though that IF I was to get married,I would literally do anything for my wife. LMAO @ "The bolded, frickin' autocorrect. |
Blossom023:That is not even a remotely valid excuse for her lack of participation. But seriously,some girls are just about as exciting in bèd as my pillow. |
no one is stopping u you fit carry her distant relatives too put for ur equation. |
no one is stopping u you fit carry her distant relatives too put for ur equation. |
Orange is the new black Avatar:the last airbender (korra sucks) Person of interest Lost Spartacus |
Teempakguy oya make we form barricade sharp sharp.... diz agbaya just komot from nowhere he wan go shorp him elders food.... #YouDeyCraze? |
MrsPhyno:una dey even protest? sotey una dey even win... diz one na real ajebo school u go. and after all the free passes una been get,una still sabi open una yeye mouth dey shout gender equality..... but as for badt guys,na to wait after school go corner d teacher...beat am up small....na how we dey get our revenge be dat even though we know say tomorrow we go come chop another beating for class.but knowing that we at least meted out our own justice is priceless.... |
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Today is sunday o so try not to answer any calls from your various oloshos....
