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RomanceRe: Females Should Be Respected Not Humiliated (pic) by IamLEGEND1: 4:51pm On Sep 20, 2015
MrsPhyno:
Ewww *makes retching noises*
that's jez disgusting dont tell me these kinda stories abeg
Hian.

Generoso y tonto. That's you. I mean you can't really share what u dont own so dont even worry ur little head about it grin Today is sunday o so try not to answer any calls from your various oloshos....
Lemme go and continue sleeping off my high or whatever.....
Aaaaaaahhhhhhh,so na now u know say itz disgusting abi....

dey there dey unsuccessfully try to inflate ur self-worth.... I am way more prettier than u are (and I'm a guy)...and my head is not little,unlike urs wic will be about the same size as a Pear if u take off all those second-rate weaves.

& I'm in unknown territory now,so my side oloshóz no dey within reach.....

I see you have fully transitioned into a genuine dark side member now.

#WelcomeToTheClubSweery
RomanceRe: Kidding by IamLEGEND1: 4:41pm On Sep 20, 2015
Ayaff (L)Died
RomanceRe: When Yu're The Zonal Chairman Of Friendzone.. Lol by IamLEGEND1: 4:35pm On Sep 20, 2015

RomanceRe: Females Should Be Respected Not Humiliated (pic) by IamLEGEND1: 4:24pm On Sep 20, 2015
MrsPhyno:
oh please, stop being dramatic jare its not that bad... Men pft

animal ke....
I don't form and I'm not community property so better go take ur shekau-like buddies elsewhere
We don know ur type already
U like to pass people around like cake and make sure everyone's gotten a slice
Dramatic....hmmmmmm u never see dramatic..

na so one of mah side oloshó call me say make I come her crib,pronto....say konji don catch am.....
I come ask am say no be her wey tell me say she been dey her period wen I call her 2 days ago?

she come say,ah make I no worry...D tin don finish....

na him ah baff up oh,come carry mahself go her place.....

since na night time and light no dey.....as we come dey do the needful I come dey feel some "extra liquid" for the pelvic region...I just smile dey think say I dey do better work today.....

na him after everything I pack myself go house,as I just go to baff na him as I just komot trouser......

I JUST START DEY SCREAM FOR BATHROOM....

BÍTCH TURNED MY DÍCK RED!!!

MY PENÍS LOOKED LIKE A FRICKIN' MURDER WEAPON...

I'm not passing you around,i'm just sharing the love....

what can I say,I'm a very generous person
RomanceRe: Females Should Be Respected Not Humiliated (pic) by IamLEGEND1: 3:48pm On Sep 20, 2015
MrsPhyno:
whareva grin

always on? how can someone be always on it's jus once a month? and we're not talking about this

im fine sah beht a bit tiyad cry na one boring party dem drag me to i came back late.... fell asleep in d car... in fact eh
oh don't worry about that,I am not interested in going any further with that discussion either..
itz just too gross for me right now as I'm eating @ the moment. Trying to avoid throwing up.

oh see,she don already turn to party animal....

and she go come dey for Mother Mary for me..

just finish ur waka-about come meet me for Sambisa lounge...

RomanceRe: 20 Ways To Make A Girl Smile Or Win Her Heart.. by IamLEGEND1: 3:36pm On Sep 20, 2015
MrsPhyno:
You forgot kudi.... not just ego and owo
I'm sticking up for my northern brothers like butchcassídy

RomanceRe: Females Should Be Respected Not Humiliated (pic) by IamLEGEND1: 3:28pm On Sep 20, 2015
MrsPhyno:
forget it i shouldnt have quoted u......
im not sayinig they should hail them i'm just saying that you're oversimplifying it

it's a difficult thing to do, but almost every woman, which totals to about half the worlds population, does it
so yeah why should u get applauded for a normal thing.

stop hissing at me before i spit on u grin
So u know you shouldn't have mentioned me,but u still went ahead....... SMH...MTCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW

And yes,it is as simple as ABC..both genders have a role to play in ensuring the survival of the species.....women just happened to be at the short end of the stick..... so I have no sympathy for them.

you see all this melodramatic nónsense is why women are always on their periods...

just think of it as ur punishment for all the unnecessary complaining and whining.

oh BTW, how are u doing today luv?
RomanceRe: Females Should Be Respected Not Humiliated (pic) by IamLEGEND1: 3:06pm On Sep 20, 2015
MrsPhyno:
not to go looking for ur trouble behttt
ur a goat

it's not that simple nd u know it.....
na by force to marry ni?

if u think u are doing me a favour by bearing OUR child then you can keep ur vúlva and ovaries to urself

every small thing,una want make dem hail una...

women and their unending need for attention and praise....

mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww

#SMH
RomanceRe: Females Should Be Respected Not Humiliated (pic) by IamLEGEND1: 2:50pm On Sep 20, 2015
Àss-worshipers thread....

here in the real world,everyone gets just as good as he gives...

so she gets pregnant and carries the offspring for 9 months........boo hoo....cry me a river..
RomanceRe: 10 Types Of Women That Scare Men by IamLEGEND1: 2:41pm On Sep 20, 2015
I dey cúm 1st make I go read am
RomanceRe: His Jealous GF Lands Him In Trouble by IamLEGEND1: 2:36pm On Sep 20, 2015
he should drag the ho' to work with a rope tied around her neck and force her to kneel down and apologise to his boss......
RomanceRe: Ladies True Or False? (pic) by IamLEGEND1: 2:12pm On Sep 20, 2015
I no know
RomanceRe: Help A Brother by IamLEGEND1: 2:10pm On Sep 20, 2015
so because she didn't go out with you,you want to get abusive?

RomanceRe: Why Girls Do This ? by IamLEGEND1: 2:07pm On Sep 20, 2015
I don't know
RomanceRe: Money Really Cant Buy You Everything... by IamLEGEND1: 1:48pm On Sep 20, 2015
all diz ídiots no dey realize say all the people wey talk that "money is not everything" were popular figures and had enough of it before they opened their mouth to yarn that trash.....

And you,as the mindless,jobless zombie wey u be,come dey follow dem dey shout "Money is not everything".....

#Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww
RomanceRe: Am I Normal?? I Wanted To F,uck Every Lady I Saw In Church Today by IamLEGEND1: 1:43pm On Sep 20, 2015
At least we know ur gày ass is now on the path to redemption......
#MaleHarlot
RomanceRe: Runs Babes Needed @xpresso Bar & Cuisine.. by IamLEGEND1: 1:40pm On Sep 20, 2015
Diz O.P, ur head dey there jare....
diz na confam place wey you go get high-class hoes...
RomanceRe: Is This Really True About Nigerian Ladies? (see picture) by IamLEGEND1: 1:38pm On Sep 20, 2015
Dem don port leave Africa magic tey-tey.....
Telemundo is the shii now.
RomanceRe: Why Can't Our Gals Stand Wthout Leaning On Something by IamLEGEND1: 1:35pm On Sep 20, 2015
aaiiiit
RomanceRe: The Girl Next Door by IamLEGEND1: 1:32pm On Sep 20, 2015
o.k
RomanceRe: Ladies! Sex Is Not A Favour by IamLEGEND1: 12:41pm On Sep 20, 2015
Xiadnat:
Good point! But, I think you misunderstood. I do not advocate doing those things just to get laid. You should do them because you do love your wife and make her wellbeing better period.

I meant you should do all those things w/o selfish intentions firstly. Then perhaps, that might rev up her engines (or be in the mood).

Stats do say one of the main reason why women are not in the mood (or complain about) is not having help around the home or being too drained afterwards due to housework etc.

I do like your thinking however. You are on the right attract. smiley
ah! I see ur point now.

Helping her with the chores is always going to be a win-win situation for me(& her)...we get to share the workload in half and we get to have a lil' sexy time afterwards....

But they say marriage isn't for everybody,
& at this point I honestly don't think marraige is for me....

but I do know though that IF I was to get married,I would literally do anything for my wife.


LMAO @ "The bolded, frickin' autocorrect.
RomanceRe: Are Women Aware Of Fantasy Words They Say During intercourse by IamLEGEND1: 12:12pm On Sep 20, 2015
Blossom023:
Hehe lmao what if she is shy?
That is not even a remotely valid excuse for her lack of participation.
But seriously,some girls are just about as exciting in bèd as my pillow.
RomanceRe: CAN I DATE TWO SISTERS? by IamLEGEND1: 10:21pm On Sep 19, 2015
no one is stopping u
you fit carry her distant relatives too put for ur equation.
RomanceRe: CAN I DATE TWO SISTERS? by IamLEGEND1: 10:21pm On Sep 19, 2015
no one is stopping u
you fit carry her distant relatives too put for ur equation.
TV/MoviesRe: Check This Out!!! by IamLEGEND1: 9:24pm On Sep 19, 2015
Orange is the new black
Avatar:the last airbender (korra sucks)
Person of interest
Lost
Spartacus
RomanceRe: I Want To Meet Mrsphyno by IamLEGEND1: 9:10pm On Sep 19, 2015
Teempakguy
oya make we form barricade sharp sharp....
diz agbaya just komot from nowhere he wan go shorp him elders food....
#YouDeyCraze?
RomanceRe: Seven Complicated Facts About Women by IamLEGEND1: 9:05pm On Sep 19, 2015
MrsPhyno:
haha the powa of femininity, sorry-not-sorry for una
come first indeed, everyone came first in their memory tongue
u no get respekt. u deserved dat

my school eh, we stage protest for one day like dat i'll never forget grin
my whole set make some huge mistake, dem say dey wan punish us. as dem don beat d boys finish, we gehls jus dey back up and wait
so they now say dey wan beat us, make we dey go inside nd start class nd my friend one holyholy girl, now refuse say no male teacher go beat us for *ss
they try different things, they chase us all the way to the gate we jus scatta like chickens avoiding the cane....

finally they made us kneel down in the sun for like two hours.... everyone was jus swearing like 'my daddy will kill them' 'no one can touch me o' etc grin all the juniors were looking at us hailing us ehn... na so them finally send out a female teacher to beat us so we sha won. I felt proud like kilode... Cool story right grin
una dey even protest? sotey una dey even win... diz one na real ajebo school u go.

and after all the free passes una been get,una still sabi open una yeye mouth dey shout gender equality.....

but as for badt guys,na to wait after school go corner d teacher...beat am up small....na how we dey get our revenge be dat even though we know say tomorrow we go come chop another beating for class.but knowing that we at least meted out our own justice is priceless....

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