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AlienStar:
IamLEGEND1 What's with this CleAtHead?

MhizDeedy:
How re u jare?

CLeAtHead:

I need to eat your Sister' p****.........Again

MhizDeedy:
Legend!

MrsPhyno:
Before na, e be like say u wan form gentleman for me
I now come dey call u sir out of respect of course for you my oga nla

But since u be bad guy no wahala

..... That rhymed sha

CLeAtHead:

I tried to woo
Gurgle
dump me like
Thrash inside Gutter

MrsPhyno:
Her head go soon burst lemme go look for her trouble small

Hope ur night is going well sir

Gurgle:
Looool I have said it and repeated it

CLeAtHead:

IamLEGEND1 would be soo ugly if he were a male but it just so happens he's a P***star called clithead. What a
transgendered
Rule N0 1. Never compliment the Trolls

Gurgle:
If he were a girl he would be so beautiful

Gurgle:
I wont what tribe are you? looking at your dp

wordbank:
My yogoyogo, eggovin m, akwa eke, d nwa pasah! Aswear over set dey worry u ehh... u don scata gbololo dada! I don maaaddddddd! Wetin be dis eehhh? Na yansh abi na canopy? C as d tin wan shoot catapult, just allow me enter d place aswear u go give me xtra. Wetin again we come ds world come do if no be to blow anything blowable... blow catarrh, blow weed come back come blow anoda catarrh... how u c am? U know say I know wetin u like.

Pastor dey hia, if u want make we marry now now I no send, if d marriage tire u... fucck it we break up start over again, u don't like wia we dey fucck it we move just the two of us.

As nwa akpa ya kpolo akpo, just hapu story ighotago! Na me get servicing na me get oil, in fact after ds night d way u go dey shine eehh forget...

Asampete, Nwababy... just kpoyesah, agree to my government eehh make we c why we no go win for this land.



Cc Jacksparrowo712 IamLEGEND 1 naíjabouy

Jacksparrow0712:
LADYBOSS1
Dearest, my body is simply crazy with wanting u.
I wonder if your body wants mine the way mine wants yours, the kisses, the hotness, the wetness, all melting together, the being held so tight that it hurts, the strangle and the struggle.

I love you, Lala, with all my heart and to know that you love me means my life.
How often I have thought about the immeasurable joy that will be ours some day.
How lucky our children will be to have a mother like you.

Everyone is furious with me for going back to you, but they don’t understand us.
I feel that it is only with you that I can do anything at all.
Do remake my ruined life for me, and then our friendship and love will have a different meaning to the world.

You’ve told me this contest will never change things between us (Wouldn't make you change your mind).
But I can’t, Lala, I can’t just… let you go. Even Darth Vader, an evil Sith lord, couldn’t leave his son to die at the end of “Return of the Jedi”.

You make me feel so safe, Lala. So warm. I want to crawl up inside you.
Like Luke Skywalker crawled up inside his tauntaun to protect himself from the sub-zero temperatures of Hoth where the Rebel Alliance was hiding from the Galactic Empire.

For you, Lala, I would dive into the Sarlacc Pit of Tatooine and be slowly digested for a thousand years, like the bounty hunter Bobba Fett.

Please, Lala, give you and me a try - or as wise Jedi once said, "Try not...Do, or do not. There is no try." Come on, let’s "do" it.

I am writing these lines to tell you that I cannot live any longer without you.
I worship you always.
I think you are a beauty and the nicest girl I ever saw and I adore.
Oh exquisite Fanny, do not despise me for loving you so well.
I shall be broken-hearted if you said no to me.

I wish this were a movie and we saw each other across a room and fell in love and I killed dragons for you and you fought off evil stepmoms for me.
I wish I was a Disney prince with no doubt about my feelings and you were a Disney princess and that this would all end with us kissing in front of a sunset to an Oscar winning soundtrack.
But life’s not animated, and we don’t have a soundtrack, and nothing’s finished after an hour and a half.

Why does life always colour outside the lines? 3D isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, I’d take a VCR life with you any day.

You know when you go to the pet store and there are haughty self-righteous fish swimming around in the tank, and there’s one dorky sweet looking one in the corner?
Yeah, I know there’s other fish in the sea, but there’s only one of you.
You’re that fish in the corner and I don’t want any other damn fish, I just want you.

Sometimes, wished that you was a robot.
I would open you up, and cross some wires, and flip some switches, and push some buttons, and tighten some screws, until you didn’t act so mechanical. Until you loved me.

I want to find out who you are behind that smile of yours.
I want to push away your hand that’s covering your face, and hold it tight.
I want to run my fingers through your hair, and see the blush creep onto your face.
I want to be there when you spill your feelings, your thoughts, your opinions.

I must confess that every night when I imagine you by my side, i cannot fall asleep for another hour. Too much heaven, too much heaven.

The thing is; you have really nice eyes and I really like looking into them.
And I also like that you smile so sweet when our eyes meet.
But then I look away. Mostly because I’m afraid of disappointment.
I’m scared to break. I’m scared to admit that I’ve not only stumbled, but fallen completely over for you.

Every time I see you, it blindsides me how gorgeous you are.
I wished you had x-ray vision so you could see how hard my heart beats when I’m around you

Baby, Like the late Martin Luther King Jr., I have a dream that one day, we will be together and unstoppable.
Please, be my Woman.

Love you with all me heart my Queen Lala

CC Dygeasy and Tohpahz Phikom sleekyshuga







cant keep waiting to be called on. got things to do

ThatVaselineGuy:
Chai! If dis guy eva nack ishilove ehn, d kine duty talk wey he will b yan, lik - "shey u lik 2 ban me ehn, shey is u, ur bannin, ur bannin me, "

Den wen he abat to cum, he screem

"Bannnn meee!!!!"

Mznaett:
See dz area father o choi! Adon die kikikikikiki
Mind you,na over pure(ness) dey worry me jor

Mznaett:
Buhahahahaoahaoahoahoa
Guy abeg no talkam again o else na fine u go pay b4 u smell heaven gate

MrsPhyno:
Lawd.
That thread is killing see love o chai

Mznaett:
That's not true
I'm so pure unlike you lol

missbronze:
.

Try it first.

I will just report you to daddy G.O.

Mznaett:
lol niqqa u're kwarupt aswear

missbronze:
Hehehehe.


Dont ask me.

MrsPhyno:
Why are u quoting me

Mznaett:
Ogini?