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RomanceRe: This Is My Picture Guys by IamLEGEND1: 9:51am On Aug 20, 2015
First, you are ugly.
second and more importantly,
you are not doing the shoki right.
RomanceRe: H by IamLEGEND1: 9:47am On Aug 20, 2015
you see now as i dey so, i dey hold stone for hand.
i just dey wait make you talk another irrelevant tin
na to break ur head wey remain.
#HoldOverYouMyFoot
RomanceRe: I'm New. by IamLEGEND1: 9:42am On Aug 20, 2015
You are new, we get it.....
and so what?
#MingleWithYourselfBitch
RomanceRe: Which One Sweet Pass Btwn Keeping Ur Eyes Closed Or Open When Kissing? by IamLEGEND1: 9:37am On Aug 20, 2015
how u go take kiss with ur eyes open?

u guys having ur eyes very close like that is just plain weird

not to mention creepy......

the other person's eyes will look like they are not separated and i will probably burst out,laughing.
RomanceRe: Ladies! Why Muscular Guys????? by IamLEGEND1: 9:28am On Aug 20, 2015
DashMeYansh:
I hate bulky guys. My ideal image is a Chriatiano Ronaldo body. I like everything toned. *flees thread before rumours start*
#EmptyHashtag
RomanceRe: Ladies! Why Muscular Guys????? by IamLEGEND1: 9:27am On Aug 20, 2015
Gurgle:
Yeah. I get weak when I see a guy with nice upper arms
#SideEye
#MoreSideEye
RomanceRe: What A Husband Needs From A Wife Is Never Sex. by IamLEGEND1: 9:22am On Aug 20, 2015
no one cares about submitting their assignments....
what we want is the sèx
then sex again
and even more sex
then crazy,hot sex
then wild,shower sex
then throw in a lil' bit of kitchen sex
then a sprinkle of quickies in the parking lot, office etc
and we're good to go.

BONUS CATEGORY : Forest sex.
RomanceRe: What They Don't Teach U In Church(genesis 38:9) by IamLEGEND1: 9:15am On Aug 20, 2015
and who said they didnt teach us this in sunday school?
RomanceRe: A Nairalander Said He Was The Most Handsome Man On Nairaland. You Agree? Photos by IamLEGEND1: 9:11am On Aug 20, 2015
i thought it was because i used too much garlic while preparing the chicken.......

bt no, it was this man's face that made me start throwing up.
RomanceRe: I Screwed My Milf Neighbour by IamLEGEND1: 8:59am On Aug 20, 2015
splendid anecdote old chap.....
impart it to us once more.
RomanceRe: Photos : Angry Woman Completely Destroys Her Husband’s N31,000,000 Audi R8 Car by IamLEGEND1: 8:54am On Aug 20, 2015
You so much as as scratch my 500,000 naira peugeot 504
i swear to God you better leave the country......
#CozIWillFindYou
#&iWillSnapYourNeckInTwo
RomanceRe: What Can I Use For My Chocolate Skin To Make It Glow by IamLEGEND1: 8:48am On Aug 20, 2015
she fit use blue band if she want
#CozDazNoneOfMahBusiness
RomanceRe: Can Cheating Be Justified ?? by IamLEGEND1: 8:46am On Aug 20, 2015
of coz i can forgive a cheating partner.....
after which i will show her how itz really done....
#DisregardHos'
#AcquireCurrency
Nairaland GeneralRe: Amazing Psychological Facts by IamLEGEND1: 8:26am On Aug 20, 2015
This doesnt apply
RomanceRe: When The Street Hoe Is Pregnant,photo by IamLEGEND1: 10:50am On Aug 17, 2015
the kind paternity test wey dem go eh....
e go take like 6months to finish am
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Just Joined Nairaland Today by IamLEGEND1: 10:22am On Aug 17, 2015
Sochimaobim:
The mumu is that psn who knows that someone is a mumu and yet has the time and energy to interact with him/her. The psn is infact a bigger mumu.
So, bigger mumu, thanks for welcoming me to this forum. I hope to learn from u in due time, how to be a mumu
woa woa

Back off bítch.....

i aint gonna associate with ídiots alryt?
RomanceRe: Question For Guys by IamLEGEND1: 10:19am On Aug 17, 2015
without bûtts

life is worthless

coz i sure as hell aint gonna date a girl whose behind looks like it was used as a pressing table.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Just Joined Nairaland Today by IamLEGEND1: 6:19am On Aug 17, 2015
now who is thís mümu?
if anybody wey open account for NL dey create thread so people go welcome am
how u think say d thing go be...?
reason am now, mumu.
RomanceRe: (PICS): To Be Honest, Girls Are Amazing by IamLEGEND1: 7:00pm On Aug 16, 2015
Midehi:
that last pics is a very good position for ........
STANDING MISSIONARY
RomanceRe: Someone Pls Call D Cops For This Man ;D by IamLEGEND1: 6:51pm On Aug 16, 2015
badt man toh fine joor.
RomanceRe: Lagos Runz Girls Having Social Media Brawl !! PHOTOS by IamLEGEND1: 12:00pm On Aug 16, 2015
we still never see sauce up till now
and now my fried plantain don start dey cold.
RomanceRe: How Do You Handle Erected Joytick In Public? by IamLEGEND1: 11:54am On Aug 16, 2015
you put ur hands in ur pockets and extend the middle finger to stylishly press it down....

Then continue to dey bounce..

#NothingDoYou
RomanceRe: Share Your Experience: How Do You React To This Situation by IamLEGEND1: 11:35am On Aug 16, 2015
i go squeeze face then start dey run towards them at full speed.....
RomanceRe: Guys:when You See An Attractive Girl When Driving What Do You Do? by IamLEGEND1: 10:30am On Aug 16, 2015
so make dem start dey teleport abi?
RomanceRe: . by IamLEGEND1: 9:04am On Aug 16, 2015
tggtttt
RomanceRe: Groom Converts From Christianity To Islam For His Bride (photos) by IamLEGEND1: 6:51am On Aug 16, 2015
all in the name of yansh
RomanceRe: Houseboy Injures Spinal Cord Peeping At Madam Bathing by IamLEGEND1: 6:46am On Aug 16, 2015
diz guy don fall hand seriously,
or in his case, spinal cord..
#Kilode?
RomanceRe: Some Girls Be Like......graphics!!!!! by IamLEGEND1: 6:11am On Aug 16, 2015
RomanceRe: LMAO! Husband Slaps Wife For Enjoying S*x Without Pregnancy by IamLEGEND1: 6:05am On Aug 16, 2015
vvgd
RomanceRe: Four Supposed Women Behaviours Men Now Display. by IamLEGEND1: 11:51pm On Aug 15, 2015
MrsPhyno:
Stahp stahp Im blusheeeen
You're always in a good mood that's nice grin Pastor pikin please go church tomorrow o
i no dey miss church na...
holy pikin like me?
RomanceRe: If A Feminist Female Asks A Male To Pay For A Date, Is This Hypocritical? by IamLEGEND1: 9:30pm On Aug 15, 2015
Freemanan:
And if the girl asked you out?
then i still pick up the cheque.
dont make her feel bad about asking you out

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