Romance › Re: This Is My Picture Guys by IamLEGEND1: 9:51am On Aug 20, 2015 |
First,
you are ugly.
second and more importantly,
you are not doing the shoki right. |
Romance › Re: H by IamLEGEND1: 9:47am On Aug 20, 2015 |
you see now as i dey so, i dey hold stone for hand.
i just dey wait make you talk another irrelevant tin
na to break ur head wey remain.
#HoldOverYouMyFoot |
Romance › Re: I'm New. by IamLEGEND1: 9:42am On Aug 20, 2015 |
You are new, we get it.....
and so what?
#MingleWithYourselfBitch |
Romance › Re: Which One Sweet Pass Btwn Keeping Ur Eyes Closed Or Open When Kissing? by IamLEGEND1: 9:37am On Aug 20, 2015 |
how u go take kiss with ur eyes open?
u guys having ur eyes very close like that is just plain weird
not to mention creepy......
the other person's eyes will look like they are not separated and i will probably burst out,laughing. |
Romance › Re: Ladies! Why Muscular Guys????? by IamLEGEND1: 9:28am On Aug 20, 2015 |
DashMeYansh:
I hate bulky guys. My ideal image is a Chriatiano Ronaldo body. I like everything toned. *flees thread before rumours start* #EmptyHashtag |
Romance › Re: Ladies! Why Muscular Guys????? by IamLEGEND1: 9:27am On Aug 20, 2015 |
Gurgle: Yeah. I get weak when I see a guy with nice upper arms #SideEye
#MoreSideEye |
Romance › Re: What A Husband Needs From A Wife Is Never Sex. by IamLEGEND1: 9:22am On Aug 20, 2015 |
no one cares about submitting their assignments....
what we want is the sèx
then sex again
and even more sex
then crazy,hot sex
then wild,shower sex
then throw in a lil' bit of kitchen sex
then a sprinkle of quickies in the parking lot, office etc
and we're good to go.
BONUS CATEGORY : Forest sex. |
Romance › Re: What They Don't Teach U In Church(genesis 38:9) by IamLEGEND1: 9:15am On Aug 20, 2015 |
and who said they didnt teach us this in sunday school? |
Romance › Re: A Nairalander Said He Was The Most Handsome Man On Nairaland. You Agree? Photos by IamLEGEND1: 9:11am On Aug 20, 2015 |
i thought it was because i used too much garlic while preparing the chicken.......
bt no, it was this man's face that made me start throwing up. |
Romance › Re: I Screwed My Milf Neighbour by IamLEGEND1: 8:59am On Aug 20, 2015 |
splendid anecdote old chap.....
impart it to us once more. |
Romance › Re: Photos : Angry Woman Completely Destroys Her Husband’s N31,000,000 Audi R8 Car by IamLEGEND1: 8:54am On Aug 20, 2015 |
You so much as as scratch my 500,000 naira peugeot 504
i swear to God you better leave the country......
#CozIWillFindYou
#&iWillSnapYourNeckInTwo |
Romance › Re: What Can I Use For My Chocolate Skin To Make It Glow by IamLEGEND1: 8:48am On Aug 20, 2015 |
she fit use blue band if she want
#CozDazNoneOfMahBusiness |
Romance › Re: Can Cheating Be Justified ?? by IamLEGEND1: 8:46am On Aug 20, 2015 |
of coz i can forgive a cheating partner.....
after which i will show her how itz really done....
#DisregardHos'
#AcquireCurrency |
Nairaland General › Re: Amazing Psychological Facts by IamLEGEND1: 8:26am On Aug 20, 2015 |
This doesnt apply |
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Romance › Re: When The Street Hoe Is Pregnant,photo by IamLEGEND1: 10:50am On Aug 17, 2015 |
the kind paternity test wey dem go eh....
e go take like 6months to finish am |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Just Joined Nairaland Today by IamLEGEND1: 10:22am On Aug 17, 2015 |
Sochimaobim: The mumu is that psn who knows that someone is a mumu and yet has the time and energy to interact with him/her. The psn is infact a bigger mumu. So, bigger mumu, thanks for welcoming me to this forum. I hope to learn from u in due time, how to be a mumu woa woa Back off bítch..... i aint gonna associate with ídiots alryt? |
Romance › Re: Question For Guys by IamLEGEND1: 10:19am On Aug 17, 2015 |
without bûtts
life is worthless
coz i sure as hell aint gonna date a girl whose behind looks like it was used as a pressing table. |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Just Joined Nairaland Today by IamLEGEND1: 6:19am On Aug 17, 2015 |
now who is thís mümu?
if anybody wey open account for NL dey create thread so people go welcome am
how u think say d thing go be...?
reason am now, mumu. |
Romance › Re: (PICS): To Be Honest, Girls Are Amazing by IamLEGEND1: 7:00pm On Aug 16, 2015 |
Midehi: that last pics is a very good position for ........ STANDING MISSIONARY |
Romance › Re: Someone Pls Call D Cops For This Man ;D by IamLEGEND1: 6:51pm On Aug 16, 2015 |
badt man toh fine joor. |
Romance › Re: Lagos Runz Girls Having Social Media Brawl !! PHOTOS by IamLEGEND1: 12:00pm On Aug 16, 2015 |
we still never see sauce up till now
and now my fried plantain don start dey cold. |
Romance › Re: How Do You Handle Erected Joytick In Public? by IamLEGEND1: 11:54am On Aug 16, 2015 |
you put ur hands in ur pockets and extend the middle finger to stylishly press it down....
Then continue to dey bounce..
#NothingDoYou |
Romance › Re: Share Your Experience: How Do You React To This Situation by IamLEGEND1: 11:35am On Aug 16, 2015 |
i go squeeze face then start dey run towards them at full speed..... |
Romance › Re: Guys:when You See An Attractive Girl When Driving What Do You Do? by IamLEGEND1: 10:30am On Aug 16, 2015 |
so make dem start dey teleport abi? |
Romance › Re: . by IamLEGEND1: 9:04am On Aug 16, 2015 |
tggtttt |
Romance › Re: Groom Converts From Christianity To Islam For His Bride (photos) by IamLEGEND1: 6:51am On Aug 16, 2015 |
all in the name of yansh |
Romance › Re: Houseboy Injures Spinal Cord Peeping At Madam Bathing by IamLEGEND1: 6:46am On Aug 16, 2015 |
diz guy don fall hand seriously,
or in his case, spinal cord..
#Kilode? |
Romance › Re: Some Girls Be Like......graphics!!!!! by IamLEGEND1: 6:11am On Aug 16, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: LMAO! Husband Slaps Wife For Enjoying S*x Without Pregnancy by IamLEGEND1: 6:05am On Aug 16, 2015 |
vvgd |
Romance › Re: Four Supposed Women Behaviours Men Now Display. by IamLEGEND1: 11:51pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
MrsPhyno: Stahp stahp Im blusheeeen
You're always in a good mood that's nice
Pastor pikin please go church tomorrow o i no dey miss church na...
holy pikin like me? |
Romance › Re: If A Feminist Female Asks A Male To Pay For A Date, Is This Hypocritical? by IamLEGEND1: 9:30pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
Freemanan: And if the girl asked you out? then i still pick up the cheque.
dont make her feel bad about asking you out |