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MrsPhyno:
yes sah Mr Flatterer, I dey fine hope same for u

i thought flattery was over exaggeration.....
so until the day i give you a fake compliment......
i am not flattering you.....
and i'm doing so fly right now.

itz just simple courtesy...
i dont need a woman to ask me to pick up the cheque.
i asked you out, so i am obligated to foot the bill

MrsPhyno:
nice rebuttal I agree wit u 100% of couuurse

beautiful lady,
doing fine i hope?

MrsPhyno:

Gurg le

IAmLegen d1

dat is just a bunch of crap.....

men dont gossip, we discuss.....

and the ones who want their girlfriends to demand things from them are just insecure in their r/ships and are in desperate need to feel needed.

nagging guys?

Nah, there is a difference between coming online to bítch and whíne about trivial things on a faceless forum and actually doing that in real life...

materialistic guys?

i no get anything to talk about this one

this one na problem... ?
if you like am, tell her.
#Simple

Ariani:
sori man jst tryin to av a nice chat wit u bt it seems evrytin in nland is insult

me i no understand diz guy oh

who talk say na fight wey i wan fight you?

shey u read wetin i write at all?

Ariani:
goodlooking guys dnt brag abt dia luks jst show us ur dp

i was saying the ladies shouldnt get their pantìes in a twist but na guy come dey jonse.....

you want make i start dey look u with side eye?

Ariani:
u dnt av pic to show 4 it y braggin?

y i no brag
i know say i fine,
i no need NLders to validate me....

chara019:
I dare you to do that

so you no like me like diz......
u go marry me after everything?

misspicy:
Like you

you guessed right,honey.
we like to go hard.

ruff ryders

it is the spirit of forming

sigiyaya:
you won kill me

na true na guy
na woman wey wan come advise us on what to do with our package

DrayZee:
So what are you waiting for

just waiting for the right moment dazAll

AlienStar:
Okk.... i fink u shud relocate....wot r u "calvin klein mens underwear model"

dat guy na my junior for hotness

AlienStar:
river niger no reach una syd

i dey maiduguri so the tin no dey our side.
just promise me you wont fall too hard though..... as it stands, i have a lot exes i cant get off my back.
#TheyStillWantAPieceOfMe

AlienStar:
Lol.......U shud notify d fire service

d guys don tire for me sef...

na so everyday dem go come dey empty their tankers for my body.......

but all na GodWin sha

AlienStar:
U no well.... dream think harder

actually, you should be the one trying harder to resist badt man.

i just too hot......

vrgkud CNN loop it shuts s shot DC no see Etty CNN kid seed FM lol Sa whom an saw an 9

AlienStar:
4 ur mind

for my mind itz even worse....
for my mind na nakëd women wey dey run follow me......
just like how u will soon join dem....

well no be my fault ur hair don chop....

#SoDazNoneOfMahBusiness

Jenny1010:
Calm down! Nobody is dragging your peniis with you. . Just a piece of advice from a sister.

Do you have a penís?

No?

then you are in no position to tell me where and where not to put it.

AfroKnight:
From her username I think she has 360 demons instead.

who knows....
bt we trust Durex and ruff ryder....
the demons no go fit pass tru dem
na only gold circle dem dey fit penetrate.

just dump the guy.
there is no redemption for ur relationship.

well
the penís belongs to us, so itz ours to lose.
i can go stick my penís in a grinding machine if i want.

and i will assume you get 36 demons too

every single day
na so dem just dey find me like johnny.

then get a counselor....
coz i cant tell if this is a joke or u're actually serious...
either way, when you start doing side runz....
there us no going back from there, u only sink deeper.

BUTCHCASSIDY:
Hehehe thats y we luv em

true until things start to go overboard..
then we dump them before we receive baptism by acid or hot water...

BUTCHCASSIDY:
Your wife must hear this

lolzzxxx
Bruh, the gene is always present...
itz just latent in some of them.

tosyne2much:
Korrect !!!!!!

badt guy....
u too dey fly incognito for diz section lately....