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Gurgle:
Lol, as if giving me that unnecessary info will let you off the hook...oya bounce better start lifting

Of coz ma'am

wateva u want.

#GymingForGurgle

MrsPhyno:
End time tinz everi where u look, very true Hmm if even this baddosky done change den dere is hope for the rest of them
It was my good influence right

yes ma'am.....
you are a saint.
MY SAINT.
A beautiful,sexy lips-endowed saint
but a good influence nonetheless.

BUTCHCASSIDY:
Common do as Ur madam says She can easily divorce you again O
The last time she did you remember what happened ko

as i dey now
i dey bench press 8 tonnes....
my latest movement.. :
#GymningForGurgle

MrsPhyno:
I've been fine tanks beri mush Not doing anything u wouldn't do still leaves me with a lot of wiggle room U know say u na baddo

i am reformed
you know say diz world don nearly end.
so na to dey spend my evenings for church now.

Gurgle:
Looooool tory
Better go and build muscle

Yes ma
make i wear my boxers first...
den gym on mah mind.

Gurgle:
Lol if you don't beef up, we're getting another e-divorce

wetin u wan use biceps do?
cook food?
abi u go sleep with biceps ni?
#OdikwaNotSexyOh

MrsPhyno:
See excuses and stories for the ancestors I don already say is no biggie so leave it at dat
U no wan ask about my day ni

OMG
i thought i typed that.
how have you been honey... ?
hope u didnt do anything i wouldnt do.

MrsPhyno:
Ah alright
Even tho e be like say u still dey ignore me small cause u no fit answer ma mentions behttt I go let it go cause I'm just so happy to see u again

How has ur day been
U don greet ur wife she wanted to die of missing u

honestly

i no see even one mention. e be like say u no dey type d name wel-wel.

my day has been "normal"..

nothing to do,i just dey find wic film to watch.

i go jam her later na.....

and do the needful.

then i am a sykopat....
other sykopatz in the hauz
PUT UR HANDS IN THE AIR
MAKE EM' STAY THERE!!!!!!!

MrsPhyno:
which kain lie me flirt? I was playfully playing I no fit play again ?
Is dat y u were ignoring me

i wasnt ignoring oh....
i logged out and only checked in as a guest....
#Incognito

MrsPhyno:
I hate u so much

Sha no try dat next time this place come dryyyy like Sahara desert without u Oga

so u wan lie abi?

i saw you flirting with one guy like dat na....

i dont even know if you guys took the thing backstage.

MrsPhyno:
Oluwa o Oga mi Where have u been we missed u terribly

aaaaawwwwwww
she missed me.
#LegendWentOnASabbatical
#ForNoParticularReason
#LegendMissedYouTooWoman
#FineGirlNwanne

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with ur kind of english....
almost every girl will play tennis with ur heart (& money)

Girl: Honey, who texted us?
Boy: Chelsea Kwenu!!!!!!

wetin dey do some people na?
ur work na to dey stalk people DP abi?

Bro Code....
#BroTrust
#WomenAreBackstabbers

dasrackhor:
falls from iroko tree,oya tell me how many girls have u impregnated

8

but it seems like 2 of them are lying about who the real father is.

dasrackhor:
oya lie say yha pastor tell una for church dat u guiz shud be pouring sperm inside n nt use condom wen aving sex..oya lie..

of coz....

afolwalex20:
There is no resemblance at all... she's way cuter

no downgrade cutëhector na.....
he try

SUGARBEE:
Oh really?

yep
but u fine pass am...

Gurgle:
Lol 4boki m, is It because you don't have

wetin i go do with huge biceps?
i like my chiseled physique
#WeHaveAlwaysBeenSuperior

Cutehector:
lol wats d problem

na ur sister? .....
abi na u be dat (with a wig & skirt)?

SUGARBEE:
Don't get you

ur DP.....
u resemble the guy i dey refer to.... (cuťehector)

SUGARBEE:
All these post on love and relationships really irritating me...

blood of *******

am i the only one seeing the striking resemblance with cutehector ?

Seandexter:
Wetin my broda...u don't think she has a hold over him?

i dont.
he is just an idíot who doesnt know where to put his penís.
#DazAll

DashMeYansh:

#ASKYOURMOM

#SHEKNOWSMORETHANIDO

#IseeYouGotAThingForDeadWomenAh?

#Necrophiia?

then dont pull out.
#Simple
#NaThenYouGoKnow
shey u no know where hospitals dey?

DashMeYansh:

#GOFUCKYOUESELF

#MyDickIsntThatFlexible

#DontTellMeYoursIs

BUTCHCASSIDY:
Indeed. Ina ka shige?

ban ji na hawa NL bane kawai......
ya aka yi ne to?
akwai wasu hayaniya ne?

Mekzmoney:
Ur really crazy

now cars and currency are the love of our lives.

women?... they are even starting to lose their relevance in the sex department too....

now their are human-sized sex dolls in the market.
#DisregardHos'

#AcquireCurrency

BUTCHCASSIDY:
Dude long time Yaya kake?

lafiya lau mutumi na...
kwana biyu