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seriously,i no read am

#ThumbsUpAnyway

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she has got the phat ass

so there is nothing bizarre in what he did....

i would stay under the bed for 5 weeks if i had the chance

Fulaboy:
You and mr5phyno

i been dey think say you na innocent guy before......

but the two of una

#IgotMyEyesOnYouTwo

why are you acting like you don't know what chop and clean mouth is?

just dump the chick and carry on,just make sure you sleep with her first.

if you want to take everyones feelings into consideration anytime you want to make a hard decision

you will never get anywhere.

MrsPhyno:
Nobody had to tell me I just knew The winches from my villa informed me

Just kidding.

Gurg le u mentioned it in one thread like that

i think she is around 27 or so if i can recall clearly......

wic definitely makes me younger than she is.

Gurgle:
yeah I was wondering, I thought youre the one who told her that

HMM ife g'eme o

#NnaMehn

mrsphyno , oya confess.

MrsPhyno:
I thought you didn't want Legend cause you're older than him....

na where you get that info from?

bt e fit be true sha.....

coz gurgl3 fit be really old person.

#YouNeverKnow

Gurgle:
why do you keep calling me mistress, do you know what a mistress is

oh i know what/who a mistress is....

i just like some missing text

Fulaboy:
She must hear this

lol!!

badt guy,i been dey sight you and HalimaSad|ya tey-tey

Gurgle:
theres nothing here jare. go and bring it before I stand up

here mistress, i hope this will suffice.

MrsPhyno:
You don't need no hype man cause you hype yourself I can see. Kontinu.

you are very right ma'am

i am my own best fan,

#IlikeToBlowMyOwnTrumpet

Gurgle:
I don't know how to describe myself to be honest. I would say I am one of a kind haha

Whats the definition of geek

chai im feenin for biscuit

iamlegend1 maigida go and bring biscuit for me

biscuit ke?

na rain and cold wey wan kill me now as i dey so.....

manage with the small one wey remain..

#IwillGetMoreLater

jonaifame22:
chai diaris God oo

of coz na
#GodDey

MrsPhyno:
If I look into your E-eyes it's not lying I'll do o......


So you get thugs? Smh.

Sorry I see hidden meaning in everything my mind na hamster wheel that keeps turning

To imitate you: #INoBeBadJustTroublesome

you are spot-on about that first part.....

coz if u look into those eyes, nna mehn....

you go just melt (in a good way)

of coz e-thugs dey......

dem always dey background dey observe until somebody call dem.

well either way..

legend aproves of how ur mind works.

#MeLikey

AlienStar:
Ewoo! Good for u

#MyCrime?
#IknowYouWillLikeThat"Sweet" part die
#Carry on

#StayAwesomeWoman

#BloodOfMary

you sleep with one of my hommies........
you pack ur wahala out of my life A.S.A.P

Durent:
Slu*t..yea u are really a badass with ur expanded gay anu*s!

trying to use reverse psychology on me?

u are still a learner boy.

if this is ur twisted way of trying to hit on me.....

#NoThankYou

#VaginasOnly

jonaifame22:
wat is so unknown abt pussy na,consumption doesn't only apply to eating it can also apply to usage of any kind,abi shey u na Mr chop alone

i'm not mrChopAlone....

i chop people na(females only).

diz one wey you dey try use "Commerce" logic for me nko?

O.k,my cucumbers are for eating only.

#NaEconomistYouBe?

dat wont deter us from going after ur stuff
neither will it stop you from feeling da nigguh.

Durent:
I need no more evidence dat u gay murafucka.. *walks outta gay thread*

chases him out of thread with one comment

Am i badass or what.

#HellYeah

AlienStar:
A hand of applause for being bad!

#Idid

#DisHashtaggingdonedeysweetmeoo

#KeepFollowingAnyway
u can always count on me for copycat fins

ssshhhhhhhhh.... dont clap pls.....
itz not like i chose the thug life....
it chose me.
#&YouWillPayForYourCrime
#SweetYouKe?DoISenseSelfService?
#AlreadyDone
#PretenderInChief

Durent:
Je wetin? ..see him mouth lyk puccy

ya own like my testiclës......

#NoHomoISwear

MrsPhyno:
Transactions are not occurring at this time sir

Hm so you too wan claim geek ni. Issorait.

You want me to turn bad.... If anything happens na u I go blame

Gurgle is too good, don't try to corrupt her. The whole package I comment my reserve

u want to look me in the E-eyes and lie straight to my E-face.?...nice try........bt kontinu.

i be original (bad) geek with no glasses.

no wori if anything happens, you can always BLAME IT ON ME

abeegi,if me and my e-thugs push her hard enough, she go join us Pronto.

and that last hash tag was totally benign......

#NoHiddenMeaning

#OrAreYouTurningBadAlready

#InsertSurprisedEmojiHere

jonaifame22:
chai,lol,pls when the cucumber reaches it harvest period,endeavour to contact me for marketing,I have some ladies,craving for cucumber to help themselves.

My cucumbers are holy cucumbers & they shall not be inserted into unknown territories.

#ConsumptionOnly

AlienStar:
Noo

what else dont you get....
#IamMoreThanHappyToElaborate

AlienStar:
LOLAnd y wud i want u to follow me i dnt need dirty minds n pretend ers around me

Hashtagging isn't sth new

i am no pretender.

i am bad, and i revel in it.

in case you havent noticed,i do the hashtagging around here......

#NoOneHashTagsMe

#NoOne

#StillGivingYouAFollowAnyway

MrsPhyno:
Selling point? My market idi okay it's not selling its not buying it jus dey

I don't wanna be a geek no more
I wan turn bad

Gurg le come and see o. Everybody wants a piece of you

market no go fit just dey like dat. there must be transaction.

Are you kidding me? geeks are awesome.

#I'mProofOfThat

#NoGlassesThough

and pls turn bad, PLSSsssssssssssss.

i have been encouraging gurglè to come join me on the dark side,She has refused to budge.

#Wrong

#IdontWantApiece

#IwantTheWholePackage

AlienStar:
it is obvious d guy doesn't hv a job!



n y r u ffg me around #LOL



#HePerfectlyUnderstands

if you want make i follow you,just talk am.
#NoNeedToPretendRemember?
#&WhyAreYouHashtaggingMe?
#CopyCat

The baby dey craze ni?
i first am to manipulate the tin,so he must carry last for this matter.
i been explore that zone since before dem born am, so he no go fit overtake me.

Kondo been confusing women since the days of RUTH
#ButDazNoneOfMaBusiness