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Romance › Re: I Just Found My Crush On Nl by IamLEGEND1: 4:01pm On Aug 07, 2015

harffie:
Ok Sir

i no be old man
#DontSirMe

Romance › Re: She Masturbate A Lot And Its Worrisome by IamLEGEND1: 3:59pm On Aug 07, 2015

MrsPhyno:
Please only I can insult them leave Aba boys for me

Glasses that I will soon change. I've worn them since I was really young and theyre getting annoying. I need contacts so people don't think I'm a geek

Hmm
better go and find some willing lips. We all know how you males can get when your in that kinda mood

And the geekiness is ur selling point.

#StickToWhayMovesYourMarket

If to say i don see gurgle lips, i for don hustle am tey-tey.

And "RESTRAINT" is my life's motto.

#E-makeOutPartnerNeeded

#NoHomoPls

Romance › Re: Why Are Nigerian Girls So Emotional? by IamLEGEND1: 3:54pm On Aug 07, 2015

AlienStar:
U r too lose to b a nigerian guy! get a good job! get married am sure ur wife wud love to discuss that with you!

ur boyfriend don enter one-chance

#HeNoGoGetEvenHug

Romance › Re: I Just Found My Crush On Nl by IamLEGEND1: 3:52pm On Aug 07, 2015

u need to crush on Jesus......

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Romance › Re: She Masturbate A Lot And Its Worrisome by IamLEGEND1: 3:47pm On Aug 07, 2015

MrsPhyno:
Aba boiz can't do me anything jareeee they're too busy making fake shoes
/runs away/

Nose kwa. You're not serious
If a girl asks you what you like about her and you say her nose she may slap you o

Aba boys na joke o abeg I like the shoes you make

and getting bitten by mosquitoes. grin

i just dey talk wetin see other people dey yarn....

me na d glasses and lips i dey dig....

#MakeOutSessionOnMahMind

#NotWithYouOh

Romance › Re: Money Or Sex Which Do Women Fantasize On The Most by IamLEGEND1: 3:42pm On Aug 07, 2015

jonaifame22:
no wonder all this fruit sellers make sure dat cucumber is d last fruit to finish in all dere wares

now na me dey cultivate my own cucumber for my backyard.

i no dey trust d one wey dey market again.

#PsychologicalTrauma

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Forum Games › Re: Tell Me What You See In This Picture by IamLEGEND1: 3:39pm On Aug 07, 2015

where is the bird.....
i only see a woman.

Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Always Touch Their Joystick? by IamLEGEND1: 3:32pm On Aug 07, 2015

somtymz, the kondo shifts uncomfortably to one side of the trouser,just like how sometimes a girl readjusts her bra to prevent her nípples from popping out.

or if for some unknown reason,the guy starts getting enlarged and slithers itz way down the side of ur boxers,you need to reset it so girls dont see the bulge.

#Satisfied?

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Romance › Re: Money Or Sex Which Do Women Fantasize On The Most by IamLEGEND1: 3:24pm On Aug 07, 2015

money,obviously.
then they use cucumbers to handle their other issue.
#Priorities

Romance › Re: She Masturbate A Lot And Its Worrisome by IamLEGEND1: 3:19pm On Aug 07, 2015

MrsPhyno:
I fear am o. Well well. But there are still people living there, and they are surviving. Besides I thought they were mostly occupying everyone's favourite state, Borno.

Woooo I wanna visit! Yorubaland is just so so hot at all times. Lagos be like furnace, except when it rains.

Our own side in the east is cooler I think, cause there is less human congestion and also it's very hilly. Although I'm not talking about Aba sha

even me dey go do my business every time,nothing do me. and itz true,the guys are majorly concentrated in the extreme north-eastern part of the country.

jos too sweet die,or at least before violence engulfed some parts the of the north......

LMAO!!!!!

Na wa oh....

if Aba guys cash you eh....

#MyHandNoDey.

#UrNoseSeemsToBeCausingCommotionEverywhere

Romance › Re: Things We Nairalanders Have In Common by IamLEGEND1: 3:09pm On Aug 07, 2015

Romance › Re: She Masturbate A Lot And Its Worrisome by IamLEGEND1: 12:29pm On Aug 07, 2015

MrsPhyno:
Looool

No other motive o. Just being nice and looking for trouble a bit.

Hmm nice I have to visit the north. I heard there is even snow in Jos.....

Afternoon by now I guess.

you no dey fear b/haram ni?

Jos na deep freezer i'm telling you......

i dont think the snow stories are true but that place too cold.

wearing gloves & socks from morning to night everyday.

itz even worse around dec/jan.

Romance › Re: Ladies With Low Self Esteem & Some Irresponsible Guys, This Is For You by IamLEGEND1: 12:22pm On Aug 07, 2015

na mrc0rk dey drive them to that insanity

all of them wan enter him range rover sport.

and we all know mrc0rk criteria,

#LightskinORnothinng

Romance › Re: I Love You" In Other Languages by IamLEGEND1: 12:06pm On Aug 07, 2015

Jacksparrow0712:
Wetin I do?

na u wey be hausa....

#IrefuseToBelieve

Romance › Re: #basketmouthdaughter: I Just Found Miss Right by IamLEGEND1: 11:47am On Aug 07, 2015

paedophile alert

Romance › Re: I Love You" In Other Languages by IamLEGEND1: 10:50am On Aug 07, 2015

[quote author=Jacksparrow0712 post=36699078]Hausa ina sonki huh

Romance › Re: She Said No To Sex, See My Response! by IamLEGEND1: 10:29am On Aug 07, 2015

AlienStar:
U no get work.... am sure d fin don dey do u gbim gbim 4 bodi

my jimmies remain unrustled

#nAUGHTYsHAWTY

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Romance › Re: And What Would You Do If U Discoverd Ur Wife Is A Cronic Lesbian? by IamLEGEND1: 10:24am On Aug 07, 2015

a lesb1an.....hmmmmmmm

interesting. pls tell me how it is you guys have sex again?

#JustAsking

EnlightenedSoul:
I wasn't engaging you. Furthermore, the thread is on gays, so you should probably leave if you find the topic discomfiting.

Romance › Re: And What Would You Do If U Discoverd Ur Wife Is A Cronic Lesbian? by IamLEGEND1: 10:08am On Aug 07, 2015

EnlightenedSoul:
In the same vein, I assume you'd believe your straightness could be 'cured' by some d!&k out there also.

c'mon woman,stop typing gay sh|t like that pls......

no guy wants to get a mental image of another guy drilling him from behind.

#StopIt

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Romance › Re: She Said No To Sex, See My Response! by IamLEGEND1: 10:02am On Aug 07, 2015

pupsyd:
ahahahahaha.....lol

naughty gurls hiding behind words.

pretending they didnt know what they wrote.

but nonetheless....

Romance › Re: She Said No To Sex, See My Response! by IamLEGEND1: 10:00am On Aug 07, 2015

AlienStar:
hw may i help mr?

dnt pretend ma'am

Romance › Re: Photo Of The Day by IamLEGEND1: 9:58am On Aug 07, 2015

BUTCHCASSIDY:
Dude that was some'n
Sorry was kinda busy couldnt holla sooner

no worries mate....

where u been bro?

Romance › Re: She Said No To Sex, See My Response! by IamLEGEND1: 9:55am On Aug 07, 2015

AlienStar:
cuming 4rm a sinner

Romance › Re: I Love You" In Other Languages by IamLEGEND1: 9:53am On Aug 07, 2015*

ina son ki- Hausa

Romance › Re: She Said No To Sex, See My Response! by IamLEGEND1: 9:49am On Aug 07, 2015

mhizpeaarl:
It provokes hatred...

are you sure you are feeling well?

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Romance › Re: What Would You Do If You Discoverd Your Wife Smokes Pot? by IamLEGEND1: 9:46am On Aug 07, 2015

weed on my mind.....

Romance › Re: Why Is It That Most Ladies Don't Trust Their Man? by IamLEGEND1: 9:03am On Aug 07, 2015

Romance › Re: No Sex by IamLEGEND1: 8:05am On Aug 07, 2015

tell her to find the kondo elsewhere

but if he catch her playing away match

no be me give that advice.

a lot of guys are out there,willing to give her koboko.

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Romance › Re: Gbese Re Ooo... Lagos Girl Adds Boyfriends' Wife On Whatsapp, Threatens To Deal by IamLEGEND1: 8:02am On Aug 07, 2015

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Romance › Re: How Can I Overcome This Temptation? by IamLEGEND1: 7:43am On Aug 07, 2015

so you mean to tell me the girl gave you herpes and u still dey jonse for her package?

and abeg, correct ur gbagaun na.....

i had to read that shít like 5 times before i understood what you were saying.

Romance › Re: Women And Their Evil Deeds!!! by IamLEGEND1: 7:37am On Aug 07, 2015

kennboiy:
That is the disadvantage of being a mr nice guy. #team bad guys rock

PREACH, NIGGAH

PREACH

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