₦airaland Forum

MhizDeedy:
I wil just say nothing ryt now

u dnt need to say anything.

itz just dey natural order of things....

i show them what they want, they give me what i need.

#ItzThatSimple

MhizDeedy:
Which 1 is 'is his wallet nd pocket looking fat? Did u expect men to be carrying huge wallet filled with cash? Can't he use his credit card wen necessary? or is that how u carry money up nd down Legend? Na wa for u, with this ur list ehn u av assume all ladies re gold diggers abi?

GOLD-digging is a natural tendency in women.

so while it might be easier to just walk around with my credit card only.....it doesnt move my market

i go hunting regularly, and stuffing my wallet with hard cash is my bait.

#UltimateApexPredator

MrsPhyno:
Oh pastor pikin nice one. Even tho everyone knows na una dey naughty pass

No.... Iono the song o.
Full blooded Nigerian.

true,we the good ones are a dying breed.

no worry i don see ur DP

i don gree say u na concrete igbo girl.

You look nice BTW....

BEHT WAIT

SO MY CUSTOM-MADE, DIAMOND-COATED,150MP, IPHONE8 HAS BEEN DECEIVING ME........

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mrsphyno

i see you creeping....

at least like a post or som'in

dammyluv911:
na dustbin get dis one

but if you ask ROAD SAFETY officers,dem go tell you say dem dey do their job.

at least she snap inside fine car

so you expect me to climb my friend's mother?

homo?

let me see if i'm getting this right....

YOU REALLY EXPECTED ME TO CLICK ON THAT LINK TO READ THAT LONG TIN THE POSTER ABOVE ME COPIED AND PASTED?

#AreYouHighOnKerosene?

LEGEND SAYS:


I DEY FEEL UR PAIN BRUH

HOW DARE SHE!!!

HOW DARE THE FREE-FOOD LOVING HO'!!!!

LEGEND SAYS:

Do not tempt my addiction bro.
at this time,I do not wish to discuss the affinity
of the ladies for big kondo.

DharmyYinks:
In reality, u re actually d one wu nids it.

OH REALLY?

#Shocker!!!!!

tell me more.

what kind of brain do u have?

manoeuvre ur way into the second girl's pants....

do the same to ur GF then break up with her, citing her unwelcoming parents as the reason.

& if the the second girl worwor, no gree date am.

tell her you want to focus on ur career.

if she stills refuses to back down......

arrange BlackAss members for am.

DharmyYinks:
Guy u and dis ur lobotomy

you want one?

gloriana:
if u want to nack while dating then stop looking fr virgins to marry.

trust me

i dont do virgins.....

#DatzHowIroll

why diz thread come show up again.?....

even though i don already comment, ur friend still dey vex me.

a lobotomy will treat his case.

southniyikaye:
If u ever attended F.G.C IBILLO, u will understand. 1995-2001 set

niggah u old

MrsPhyno:
Of course ur a Christian yeah right

You know say this is nairaland

Some people here still go dey worship for shrine and pray to sango and Amadioha
So there's no 'of coz' about it

I don't know the song but I'm sure it's nice.......

me na Rev. pikin, so i get an automatic pass mark.

u dont know that song?

u sure you're nigerian?

u too make u talk true

Gurgle:
2. some of them are kind of dark-hearted somehow

3. Yeah I think I haveeee

i know right.......some of diz NL guys are so black-hearted.

& i'll just pretend like i didnt see that last line.

alexistaiwo:
like seriously?

yes

like seriously.

MrsPhyno:
Is this a roundabout way of saying I'm old

I'm younger than you o. And no, I don't know how old you are. And yes, I still know I'm younger than you

Thank god for your reformation please go and give testimony in church (ur a Christian?)

doesnt matter, i know say me too i dey young.

& of coz i'm a Christian.....

HE DELIVERED PAUL & SILAS

HE DELIVERED PAUL & SILAS

MY GOD HE DELIVERED PAUL & SILAS

HE WILL SURELY DELIVER ME

Ladies & gentlemen, brothers & sisters in the Lord...

my name is Legend, i was once.........

ethene:
Nope! Read & reflect on what i wrote b4 u accuse me unjustly; my main point is it is hypocritical 2 condemn one evil act because we aint guilty of it & speak less of another evil because we are guilty of it.

i dont need to reflect on anything

dovelike:
All is not lost yet

good to know

tracyfemmmm:
i dont think this has anything to do with who beats who.Nigerian police brutalize everyone men oh woman oh etc. Did you see the one that beat a pregnant woman.

trust me

it has everything to do with gender

police battery, just like domestic assault is usually not taken seriously when women are the perpetrators.

dovelike:
We don't night crawl. We just live in a different time zone from yours

and where exactly is ur time zone?

dovelike:
You mean I should have taken the bold step?

obviously,yeah.