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Romance › Re: Guys Would You Eat This Cake? (pics) by IamLEGEND1: 9:49am On Aug 06, 2015

grad2012:
IamLEGEND1 you donbeliv me nee wat can I do for you to beliv me nah

make i just agree say wetin u talk na true

bt i don dey look you with side eye

Romance › Re: Must See! After Sending Love Text To Her, He Got This Shocker Reply [pictured] by IamLEGEND1: 9:42am On Aug 06, 2015

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Romance › Re: Top 10 Signs That You Should Dump Your Girlfriend by IamLEGEND1: 9:36am On Aug 06, 2015

copy & paste dey hard you?

Romance › Re: Guys Would You Eat This Cake? (pics) by IamLEGEND1: 9:34am On Aug 06, 2015

grad2012:
lol no ooo I just love cake a lot chai I don't even care about the design dats all o

Romance › Re: Advice Needed: Lying Boyfriend by IamLEGEND1: 9:33am On Aug 06, 2015

now who the hell dug up this thing.....

why cant you let ancient threads just die na....

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Romance › Re: Guys Would You Eat This Cake? (pics) by IamLEGEND1: 9:26am On Aug 06, 2015

grad2012:
I love cake too nah me too I can eat it

e been tey wey i don dey suspect you......

Romance › Re: Guys Would You Eat This Cake? (pics) by IamLEGEND1: 9:24am On Aug 06, 2015

i like br3asts and i luv cake......1+1=?

bt i know that
all those one minute guys will probably have an 0rgasm while eating this.

Romance › Re: Feasible NL Relationship by IamLEGEND1: 9:20am On Aug 06, 2015

1.no

2. we are freaking awesome

3. no way in hell, i'd rather turn gay.

Romance › Re: Life Is Much More Than Being A Virgin by IamLEGEND1: 9:18am On Aug 06, 2015

make i komot my akara from fire first

Romance › Re: Women Leg In 2020 by IamLEGEND1: 9:17am On Aug 06, 2015

Romance › Re: All The Single Ladies: Where Have All The Men Gone? by IamLEGEND1: 9:03am On Aug 06, 2015

we dey fly incognito now.

#OperationHit&Run

#GhostMode

#DemNoDeySeeUs

Romance › Re: What Will You Do? by IamLEGEND1: 9:01am On Aug 06, 2015

ur friend is a big, immature mumu, any guy with half a brain knows what to do.

for Christ's sake, why on earth will he just stand there laughing like a crazed hyena?

tell her u arent interested or give her the number.

#sIMPLE

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Romance › Re: 5 Things That Women Notice In Men At First Sight by IamLEGEND1: 8:58am On Aug 06, 2015

1. is his pocket looking fat?

2. is his wallet jumbo-sized?

3. is his watch an actual rolex?

4. is the car key he is holding a range rover or peugeot?

5. add ur own

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Romance › Re: Why Do We Condemn Homosexuals But Tolerate Fornicators & Adulterers? by IamLEGEND1: 8:55am On Aug 06, 2015

Family › Re: What Is The Difference Between A HOUSE And A HOME by IamLEGEND1: 8:54am On Aug 06, 2015

a house is a building.

a home is a house where the people have sex.

Romance › Re: Ho LA LA by IamLEGEND1: 8:49am On Aug 06, 2015

400billionman:
This picture is a disservice tending towards port.

Romance › Re: A nairaland edo babe got connected with a responsible bachelor. by IamLEGEND1: 8:18am On Aug 06, 2015

Romance › Re: . by IamLEGEND1: 8:12am On Aug 06, 2015

women, when will you ever learn that sometimes you need to take the initiative. now millions don pass you

dovelike .

At this point, i'm not saying you are mining for precious metals........

bt you certainly aren't trying to associate with financially-challenged men.

#legendSays.

Romance › Re: . by IamLEGEND1: 7:58am On Aug 06, 2015

see all dem nightcrawlers don fill up this thread already......

#SMH

Romance › Re: She Masturbate A Lot And Its Worrisome by IamLEGEND1: 7:47am On Aug 06, 2015

MrsPhyno:
See this one forming innocent

MrICantDoAVirginMyGuysMustDoHerWellarFirst

Pls when novices like myself are talking pros like you should correct us

anywhere i see you

i dey clear road for you.

You and Gurglè na elder States (wo)men.

~salutes her ~

#MorningMa.

Besides, now i'm reformed.

team #VirginsOrNothing

Romance › Re: Guys Ur Attention Is Needed Here Asap .... Ladies U Also Invited. by IamLEGEND1: 7:43am On Aug 06, 2015

rosy4u:
I pray oohhh

was there anything you had in mind besides the firewood....
bt pls if itz a naughty idea, keep it to urself....
i dont want to be corrupted.

Romance › Re: Why Do Most Light People Have Slightly Dark Ass Cheek? by IamLEGEND1: 7:41am On Aug 06, 2015

ivyT:
chaii!!

Romance › Re: Girls Tell Me Why 'sex' Should Not Be Free By Man Of List by IamLEGEND1: 11:44pm On Aug 05, 2015

Gurgle:
Good night AH

If you take more than 12 hrs to reply to my e-mail youre demoted back to a Mallam or even lower

yes mistress

#night

Romance › Re: Girls Tell Me Why 'sex' Should Not Be Free By Man Of List by IamLEGEND1: 11:40pm On Aug 05, 2015

Gurgle:
yeah I like the alhaji better, i'll just call you that until further notice

fire away ma'am.

i think i will be turning in for the night.

#NoNightCrawlingToday

Romance › Re: Why is it that only Girls are asked to keep their virginity? by IamLEGEND1: 11:36pm On Aug 05, 2015

Hawlahscho:
And d moment lion tries to kill bees......

why would a lion hunt bees?

a lion goes for meat.

big, fat, succulent meat.

bees are food for spiders and other little things

and just in case u were wondering: a bee sting wouldnt penetrate a full-grown lion's hide.

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Romance › Re: Girls Tell Me Why 'sex' Should Not Be Free By Man Of List by IamLEGEND1: 11:32pm On Aug 05, 2015

Gurgle:
Mallam sorry, im coming

Btw I read somewhere that "Mallam" is rude? but I thought it just meant "mister"?

I cant call you Alhaji right? So what other title is ther

to some people,yeah it can be rude. mostly wen u say it in a condescending tone.

and you are right,mallam is loosely 'mister' in english.

Alhaji: wic is an arabic word...

AL- the
HAJJ- pilgrim

the hausa man added the "i" at the end [naturally].

i'm not a muslim and havent been to mecca so, the title is is wrong for som1 like me.

but abeg forget all that literal bullsh|t,coz for mainstream naija,,,,,

an alhaji means a hausa man(yoruba muslims too) with loads of cash.....& i wouldnt mind the cash myself so

feel free to call me with the title oh.

and SURPRISINGLY, i cant think of any other title i know ryt now

brain freeze maybe?

i will let u know if i recall any.

#NightCrawling

Romance › Re: Girls Tell Me Why 'sex' Should Not Be Free By Man Of List by IamLEGEND1: 11:14pm On Aug 05, 2015

datyrone:
How I wish ppl can just fuvk demsefs.. all did yanga no go dey

TECHNICALLY, you actually can.

Romance › Re: Girls Tell Me Why 'sex' Should Not Be Free By Man Of List by IamLEGEND1: 11:12pm On Aug 05, 2015

Gurgle:
Lol yeah, behave yourself

BTW

Romance › Re: Guys Ur Attention Is Needed Here Asap .... Ladies U Also Invited. by IamLEGEND1: 11:10pm On Aug 05, 2015

rosy4u:
*coughs*

stick ke?

hmmmm wat type of stick

firewood

Romance › Re: Okafors Law Of Congodynamics by IamLEGEND1: 10:40pm On Aug 05, 2015

Romance › Re: Craziest Thing That Has Ever Happened To You At A Party. by IamLEGEND1: 10:26pm On Aug 05, 2015

#PartyVirgin

#NeverBeenTouched

Romance › Re: 5 silly Things Guys Do To Win A Lady’s Heart by IamLEGEND1: 10:24pm On Aug 05, 2015

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