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 Romance › Re: Ten Truths Most Singles Don't Want To Hear. by IamLEGEND1: 6:05am On Aug 05, 2015 |
i'm not married but i'm not sure any of the above applies to me. 1. My middle name is FreshDude (no joke). I'm not the fat,flabby type. 2. i know this is for the ladies, but i am a superb chef #AbsolutelySuperb 3. beauty.. and in guy's case handsomeness doesnt last forever, but i think i will push the validity of ur argument to the brink.....just ask for my selfie in 80yrs. #MyCharacterNoCarryLastToo 4.I cant really think of something i want to subdue right now, maybe i might develop a bad habit in a few years time. but for now #I'mStainlesslyClean 5. I dont have a house of my own(yet) but that mostly has to do with the fact that i'm still an undergraduate. i'm not dangote's son.(and i'm not above 30) #SoYouCantReallBlameMe. 6. There is no magarization in my dictionary,i'm a generous person bt if you attempt to test ur gold-digging skills on me....i walk #NoTime 7.i am a tolerant person. even before getting married. i have had to put up with habits (schl roomies) that are far worse than what she has...We work on the ones we can work on together bt if not... #iCanTolerate 8.I am still an undergraduate so, doesnt apply.But having a Tv doesnt hurt though.saves you the stress of taking her to the movies..except on occasions where u want to treat her to something nice. #GirlsLoveAspecialOccasion 9.well I am a total freak in the sheets..... so with the other side-attractions i possess, this doesnt hurt my chances at all. #ItOnlyMakesMyMarketSellMore 10. My role as the head was never in question.. AND THAT, LADIES & GENTLEMEN IS HOW WE ROLL #ThankYou 22 Likes 2 Shares |
| Romance › Re: (photos): King Of Swaziland Publicly Test Girls Virginity Before Choosing A Wife by IamLEGEND1: 5:37am On Aug 05, 2015 |
What in God's name is this nonsensé? but why the second girl dey do face like dat, it seems like she is enjoying the thing in-Toto.... hahahahahahahahaaaaaa.... (gerrit? in toto) #WordplayBitch 5 Likes |
| Romance › Re: 5 Challenges Of Being Lanky by IamLEGEND1: 5:24am On Aug 05, 2015 |
| Romance › Re: She Masturbate A Lot And Its Worrisome by IamLEGEND1: 5:22am On Aug 05, 2015 |
youmour:he could be doing even worse.... #YouNeverKnow |
| Romance › Re: She Masturbate A Lot And Its Worrisome by IamLEGEND1: 5:19am On Aug 05, 2015 |
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| Family › Re: AT The Age Of 12 Her DAD Still Baths Her In The Bathroom. "Right Or Wrong? by IamLEGEND1: 5:18am On Aug 05, 2015 |
scentmarlc:i know i know. but c'mon bro, the girl is beginning to develop a lil' bóob at that age and he cant be handling a 12yr old girl's brëasts na. If na must to baf the girl, the mother can do it. it is quite possible the father is doing it totally free of any ill intentions towards his daughter. but it is just a matter of decency, nothing else. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Feel My Heart Beat, Why Do I Feel This Way? Please.... by IamLEGEND1: 11:15pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
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| Romance › Re: 13 Shocking Reasons Why Married Women Cheat by IamLEGEND1: 11:13pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
there is never a reason to cheat.... at least not one that is valid anyway 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Do You Still Remember The First Person You Kissed??? by IamLEGEND1: 11:12pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
she had a stinking mouth.... so yeah, i definitely remember the stomach aches and mouth injuries she gave me. |
| Romance › Re: By Year 2065, Human Beings Dating Toys Will Be Norm, Expert Predicts by IamLEGEND1: 10:57pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
you should have seen my face the whole time as i was watching "HER" i genuinely felt like throwing up after i was done watching that thing. #Dafuq? |
| Romance › Re: Advice Needed by IamLEGEND1: 10:51pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
o.p has deactivated? i guess it is true they have wifi in the underworld. you think your life is miserable? People in the northern part of this country are hiding in caves and bushes for days, surviving on their urine. a woman giving birth in a jungle with no one but her 11yr old son to help her cut the umbilical cord. striving to see that they make it to the next day alive and you even have the money to buy drugs to kill urself? well,here is my prescription.. relocate to the north and you will know what it means to live life on the edge. if u want to kill urself, then be my guest.... i hold no sympathy for ungrateful people. |
| Romance › Re: Where Are The Guys With Swags!! by IamLEGEND1: 10:35pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
Durent:push out ur chest... suck in ur belly bend ur yash outwards twist one leg inside,,,, #DazAll |
| Romance › Re: Registered 2005 Toyota Camry Le by IamLEGEND1: 10:26pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
AWWWWwwwww diz is so romantic..... i can feel the emotions coming already.... |
| Romance › Re: Naija People No Dey Carry Last. How True Is This? by IamLEGEND1: 10:23pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
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| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Good people still exist by IamLEGEND1: 10:18pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
Randyhot:who, me? |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Good people still exist by IamLEGEND1: 10:10pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
Gurgle:who cares? her and her anambra goons don vex me already. so...even more incentive to derail... besides, we are helping to keep the thread afloat so many more people can see it. i get a thread to derail, she gets more traffic. #EverybodyWins |
| Family › Re: AT The Age Of 12 Her DAD Still Baths Her In The Bathroom. "Right Or Wrong? by IamLEGEND1: 10:02pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
| Romance › Re: Can You Date A Girl That Dont Know How To Browse The Internet? by IamLEGEND1: 9:53pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
then we will have little to discuss...... she will be so out of touch with events happening around the world. Legend : hey babes, you heard an explosive device was found in the kremlin earlier today... Babe : awkward silence |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Good people still exist by IamLEGEND1: 9:48pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
| Jokes Etc › Re: I Am The Undisputed Most Beautiful & Sexiest Girl In Romanceland (pics) by IamLEGEND1: 9:39pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
starlingslimnet:pls stop calling it "she" the thing wan form yanga with him vile mouth. you na my niggah, so i carry God beg you. #LetTheThingWallowInItzMisery |
| Romance › Re: Caption This girl's face in this picture by IamLEGEND1: 9:35pm On Aug 04, 2015*. Modified: 10:11am On Aug 05, 2015 |
She feeling the kondo (eeh) na the way that he do it (eeh) make her dey NOH NOH (eeh) 2 Likes |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Good people still exist by IamLEGEND1: 9:31pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
Gurgle:very soon you too go get one over sabi wey go report you.... meanwhile, i'll be driving by in my Maybach..... consuming my Fanta with straw..... #JustDeyLaughYou |
| Jokes Etc › Re: I Am The Undisputed Most Beautiful & Sexiest Girl In Romanceland (pics) by IamLEGEND1: 9:27pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
starlingslimnet:why u wan fall my hand na? are u just playing along or u really can't tell that it's a guy? Na PM he dey tell u say "I'll get back to u".? Lolzzzzz, he dey try prevent any HomoLove from brewing. 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: I Am The Undisputed Most Beautiful & Sexiest Girl In Romanceland (pics) by IamLEGEND1: 9:24pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
i no fit laugh.... the guy knows he has pissed off a lot of people and he is trying to backtrack and start begging for forgiveness #Eeiiiiyyaaaa |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Good people still exist by IamLEGEND1: 9:19pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
Randyhot:LoLzzz This guy.... ur head dey there jare.... Wat if she ain't light skinned. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Good people still exist by IamLEGEND1: 9:15pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
Gurgle:I think if he had his way...... he will have me hung up by the testicles. if he vex bcoz of dat simple tin..... then what am i to do, with the vile ethnic tantrums being thrown in that politics section about the backwardness and violent tendencies of the hausa/fulani. anyways.... #RiPToMyself |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Good people still exist by IamLEGEND1: 9:03pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
jnrbayano:this guy can't seem to be able to take a joke. gurgle dear, the NL cops have been called on me. #ImightBeWithYouButForAShortTime |
| Romance › Re: I Want To Be Young Forever by IamLEGEND1: 8:52pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
we know u want to get married but first of all... |
| Nairaland General › Re: Common Insults You See Almost Everyday On Nairaland by IamLEGEND1: 8:49pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
XavierBlue:a fücking awesome night to u hommie. |
| Nairaland General › Re: Common Insults You See Almost Everyday On Nairaland by IamLEGEND1: 8:47pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
ShutTheFhuckUp:dat is a given..... swollen face broken teeth dislocated joints bleeding nose...... YOU GET THE PICTURE. |
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