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fire on bro...
service both sisters incognito.
then relocate to another state,
preferably Borno.

MhizDeedy:
Exactly I will like that nd wen u re thru with my clothes, u will also arrange d clothes back to my closet, cook me my desired meal u can check d timetable incase u av forgotten. I will be going for this award show tonight so do those fast so u can drive me down. I hope m clear?

CLEAR AS YOUR TEETH MA'AM!!!

will there be anything else mistress?

Andrew114:
hahahah are u a kid?no offence but is like 2much movie is having an effect in your brain

my own na assumption...

bt some alien movies are tight...

and i'm not above 25, so yeah you can say i'm a kid.

MhizDeedy:
In my closet, I don't want u washing it with my machine. U wil be using ur hands nd it must be darn clean. Understood?

YES MA!!!!

I could give u a foot massage after

if you so desire

#Mistress

pinkbee:
I love this

#ThumbsUp

Andrew114:
ALIENS? where did u get dat frm?back to u op,u need help

hypothetically speaking

RottenTomato:
idioto! Stupido!

Translation?

MhizDeedy:
Lol I love submissive guys



IamLEGEND1 get in here nd go wash nd iron my clothes

WHATCHU SAY??!!!?
Errrrhhmm.... O.K
where are the underwears?

Name: Legend
occupation: student
Tribe: Fulani
Likes: big, curvy, enticing bùtts, pretty faces and movies.
dislikes: ugly girls, cricket and Nigerian films.
Marital status: ****
#WatElse?

if aliens were truly monitoring us from outer space...

they wouldnt colonise Nigeria.....

some of the people here too mumu

MrsPhyno:
Capture? Shey na bushmeat? Issorait.

And those other girls may not be stuck up they just don't wanna become your body pillow and by the time you turn thirty you'll be complaining on nairaland about how all girls are whores and you need a virgin wife

Trust me, i like them naughty.

and my criteria is the other way around:

say no to virgins.

#BloodMakesMeSqueamish

MrsPhyno:
But a girl with low self esteem?

I no fit shout abeg

This IamLegend1 God is watching u in full hdtv

they are the easiest to capture(for now)

so to avoid wasting precious time going after all those stuck-up ones, we take what we can get until the busy bodies start dey chill.... den we go in for......


#InsertAppropriateSmileyHere

Gurgle:
No no no leave it, the one about being naughty? Where is it

I want to see it lol leave it

Even other people have noticed it. Look how many people are quoting your "Go in for the kill" epistle

make i go look for am

den i go quote u....


and of coz we go in for the kill.... with the way girls like to play the victim role in everything,
it's better to show dem what being our prey actually means.

#ButAllNaPlayOh

MrsPhyno:
SMDH

Shake ur head no more.....
we no get time for women trouble now
na to do wetin u fit do before u old....
make i catch myself say one girl go domesticate me....
#RollingStone

Gurgle:
Ok seriously, whats going on!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Nothing dey happen oh.....
i just dey discuss issues with my padi
#NoNeedToPanic

Gurgle:
Bad men don't need hearts?

Hm. well

expecting to see some more of your harsh answers soon lol, don't forget to tag me. this side of you is interesting

wonder whats making you stop your clowning and derailing

#YouDontEvenHashtagThatMuchAnymore

make i go edit my conversation with hector sharp sharp before u see am.....

LOLZzzz

na my new month resolution be dat.....

Toks2008:
You are on your own.

No prblrm...
you go abandon ur brother in arms abi?

Gurgle:
Had some *business* to attend to, hope youre ok? Still accumulating ice in your heart?

I actually put the heart on ice....

Bad men dont need it ryt now.

Toks2008:
Abeg hell is real o, i want to see you in heaven and that's why sometimes i cry in silence when i see all these hot sweet sexy ladies everywhere and all i do is cast,bind and resist temptation all because Baba GOD go vex.

i dey go seminary very soon....

or become a monk,

anyone.

Gurgle:
Interesting. noted

where hath thou been since the rising of the sun?

You no go find anything here....
for NL na only gold-diggers we get.

commentless

donholy28:
is d like increasing ur bank account?

yes

Toks2008:
You sound like a baad guy.

aspiring minister of the Lord

Blanc8:
Ohh Dumb you - So until the tip touches him before you think he would know

at least he get small rapper wey dey protect him back

Humanbeing1st:
ABEG WHO LOOSE ALL DIS PSYCHATRIC PATIENTS? i open thread because of u?

just answer agarawu question...

u get bb charger?

Toks2008:
The guy make sense walahi.

There are super hot sexy chics at 27 and above that will be sober and willing to calm down with a man who means business but if these same chics were in their early twenties they will be too hot to handle.

daz why d main koko now na to prey on dem girls with low self-esteem.....

and wen all d ones wey dey prove stubborn now come calm down by their late 20s....

we go in for the kill.

shey dem don even make film about this tin...

"THE VOW" or something like that.

Cutehector:
Tru bro... They become fustrated wen dr biological clock begins to tick... I dnt even disturb myself chykn any gurl nw.... A time will come wen I will strike at their helpless moment...

APEX PREDATOR

make d tip of the iron just slide off the top of the wrapper wey dey him back...

na den he go know say "complete" and "finished" get big difference...

agarawu23:
lol na him be distributor

NL's resident Phone accessories dealer.

dharay99:

daht dude stingy.
He no fit afford d latest bb charger.



Yhu fit buy sha, its jez 2k, output is 2.0A...massive charging.

Badt guy...

diz man sabi move him business wella.

wen i upgrade go bold13 i go holla you..

now na Nokia2700 i dey use