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abeeggi
she no dey gbadun ur kondo.
#DazAll

Yo kingMakaveli,
I'm really happy for you and imma letchu finish..
but you have the most worwor hair of all time
OF ALL TIME!!!

Slimzjoe:
[color=red"First Time You ever Post Wetin Get Head. Walahi!"[/color]

WHATCHU SAY BRO?
i dey post sensible tin na....

Gurgle:
better take some nunu, that's all that will save you now

itz nono....
and i dont want ""nunu"
i want gürgle
or at least wen she becomes a true hourglass

Gurgle:
Spiritually or just logically

the point about the hymen was interesting, and the point about people being linked forever when they sleep together. I definitely think that part is true

the hymen to me has zero spiritual significance...
itz just simple biology.

some women are born with no hymen, that doesnt make them any less human or morally doomed for life.

and being linked with a person forever?

i dont think so.

bt i knew you might be inclined to agree bcoz women like to attach emotions to every single thing.

so naturally,they feel dat sudden emotional attachment to a sexual partner.
wic is why most of them never forget the guy who took their virginity(even prostítutes)

Gurgle:
No i'll just send you my wedding picture

OMG!!!!!
Ahhhhhh!!!!!!
my chest.

Gurgle:
So you dont agree with anything that he said?

itz not like i'm pro-fornication or anything.....
itz just that the logic behind the O.P's argument is EXTREMELY EXTREMELY flawed.

Johnnoah1st:
like seriously bro. if demons do follow someone through sex i wonder how many demons is following all politicians, footballers, musicians, yet there life is still better dan many people dat didnt have extramarital sex.

sadly, dem don brainwash plenty people into believing a lot of ish with absolutely no logic behind them.

Gurgle:
side eyeing thee

Side eyeing thee back
whence thou hath finally achieved thy projected figure8....
#HollaAtUrBoi

what about men?

why we no get our own gate?

abi we no get virginity?

u fornicate?

datz no diff from any other sin.

it is just that fornication...

like smoking and drinking puts u at risk of physical harm(STIs) and unwanted pregnancies....but other than that, all ur yarn about demons following u bumper to fender na lie......

coz if them go follow u through sèx, i no see why dem no fit follow u through lies.

the small of the back.....
but no try am if u know say u fat....

slim with a PhatAss.....and at least moderately sized b(.)(.)bs
if she no get those things..... itz almost the same thing as groping a guy

Gurgle:
#IRestMyCaaaaaaaaaaaase

rest ur packet if u want....
badt man no care....
una dey shake the metaphorical hornet's nest.
una dey force us to come defend ourselves??
Just IMAGINE.....
The whole We?
HOW DARE U?
u ever heard the saying: let sleeping dragons lie?

The force is strong with this O.P.
beht wait oh, How u take know all this things, u don marry?

Gurgle:
From today if I ever catch you gossiping on any thread you go hear am

badt guys no dey gossip....
we discuss. so no confuse the two
#DazNotHowWeRoll

Gurgle:
Lool as if its not true

itz so not true
we remain ever macho
leave pettiness and bitchy attitudes to women.

MrsPhyno:
I'll free you guys for now ehhhh

But if you look at my mentions you would agree with me. Just more dudes whining and whining.

You guys dey fall hand at times like seriously

diz na 21st century

so we don get safe and cheap way to vent our frustrations.

so no blame us.

bt dont worry
in person, we will kontinu to be ur emotionless knights in blazing amour

MrsPhyno:
Oya. Here's a smile.

tan ku beri march

na wen dem start to dey see 3856 rape cases a week dem go know

i dey craze.....?
if na chop clean & mouth strategy.....
i no dey even near girls wey i know well.

hahahahahahaaaaaa
tension go fit confuse the guy seriously

and i thought family was more than just about blood.

stevedure:
100Likes

Stay sharp mah guy

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Swearest:
U re suppose to correct him in a sensible way dan dis

na only me u see for here ni?

and there is nothing to correct... the O.P probably just hit puberty....
maybe got his 1st erëction and he cooked up this nónsense to show his excitement

Oyind17:
Loll, I have to be stone hearted my dear sometimes I cry for love but I do that in secret. When you behave and act weak they take advantage of that. That's why I love with my brain and think with my heart. no body fit break am.

Datz da spirit!

just if women could stop being so melodramatic....

the world would be a happier place...

#TheForceIsStrongWithYou

xynerise:
Don't worry . I am not always online to dodge their grenades.

LOLZzzzz!!!!!
e go better for u like dat NL chicks no dey smile at all diz days......
Mrsphyno and the rest of her online cronies
e.g gurgle mrschima
dey even call us whiners

abegi......
guys don upgrade pass diz level...
any guy with half a brain can feign any of the above without even trying..
so if u get a good man, just thank ur stars and get on with it.

?

Diz O.P don enter one-chance

Shey u dey see as all dem girls dey patrol NL dey annihilate guys everywhere....

just watch them come for ur head...

#OutForBlood

Oh no no no.......

ain't nothing wrong with that

why dont you use pictures of her bare bôobs as ur FB profile picture while you are at it.