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RomanceRe: And Men Have Feelings Too!!! by IamLEGEND1: 8:56am On Aug 03, 2015
stevedure:
lolx @ James Bond! Yes, when a house's on fire with a woman entrapped, the man's suppose to be the superman and rescue her. Reverse the scenario, the woman's expected to raise alarm, running round doing nothing in the name of seeking help.
datz why wen i see all diz feminists dey spit their nonsensë i go just start dey laugh.....

we dey hear stories of men getting räped by women...
but how many convictions we don see?

endless stories of domestic abuse on women and the culprits always feel the full brunt of the law....
but when na woman dey do the abuse, people go dey laugh the guy (even the women dey follow join).

Q: woman says she isnt happy in her marriage?

A: you are not treating her right.

Q the man isnt happy in his marriage?

A: he should stop whining like bítch and fix his problems.


Even sex sef.....

Q: u cant get ur penís up?

A: u are impotent

Q: her vaginä doesnt get wet?

A: That's ur fault too.

#WeCantSeemToWin
RomanceRe: And Men Have Feelings Too!!! by IamLEGEND1: 8:45am On Aug 03, 2015
Oyind17:
I don't know
Heartlessness is for us na....
we can be "stone-cold" but all dem honeys go still dey gbadun our stiz.
But even u too wan turn amazon?
make i no come jam u for shiloh2019 dey beg for husband oh.
Pele u hear.
RomanceRe: You Can Never Protect Your Husband Forever... Do This & You'll Never Worry Again by IamLEGEND1: 8:38am On Aug 03, 2015
with the way 9ja women no know wetin "working out" mean......... u go blame us?

after just 2 kids.....
they go from Mercedes Maybach to Mack Truck.
accumulating all the baby fat without even giving a fück.
not to mention the excessive food consumption.
RomanceRe: You Already Plan To Go Out And Met Your Wife Like This, Will You Still Go Out? by IamLEGEND1: 8:31am On Aug 03, 2015
i will be down to my boxers in no time.....

no mind all those guys that came before me....

itz either all of dem na homo.....

or they dont have peníses.


who una wan form logic for?

important occasion my foot.
RomanceRe: 5 Crazy Things Guys Do On Whatsapp/bbm To Impress A Girl: by IamLEGEND1: 8:28am On Aug 03, 2015
I dey come first....
make i shorp
RomanceRe: Girls I Have Come Across And Slept With by IamLEGEND1: 8:20am On Aug 03, 2015
Swearest:
God will heal u
and wetin i com do again wey i go need healing....?
RomanceRe: 7 Things To Do When A Guy Doesn’t Like You by IamLEGEND1: 8:18am On Aug 03, 2015
falconey:
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well that explains a lot.
RomanceRe: And Men Have Feelings Too!!! by IamLEGEND1: 8:07am On Aug 03, 2015
Oyind17:
Men gat no fûckin emotions! one just made me emotionless. I behave like a man now.

No time to express emotion and look weak.
kilode?
RomanceRe: And Men Have Feelings Too!!! by IamLEGEND1: 8:06am On Aug 03, 2015
.... in this generation, society doesnt care about what you as a guy feel......

and itz goin to remain like that for a long time.

Meanwhile,

we go continue to dey act like Second-rate James Bond's for the foreseeable future .

itz the harsh truth, but i was never the "Sharing" type any way......
RomanceRe: Girls I Have Come Across And Slept With by IamLEGEND1: 7:57am On Aug 03, 2015
WTF is this shît?
The mumu is strong with this one.
RomanceRe: 7 Things To Do When A Guy Doesn’t Like You by IamLEGEND1: 7:54am On Aug 03, 2015
if u know say u no get fine face and Big,fine yash.....
no even begin try that ish.......
coz u go just fade further into oblivion....
#NoTime....
bt d o.p na girl abi guy?
RomanceRe: Perverts In The Church? (my Experience). by IamLEGEND1: 7:49am On Aug 03, 2015
MrsPhyno:
It counts for nothing.

But in Naija any hustle na hustle any way na way.

(if i say owo ni koko later you'll say all girls love money angry)

But on a more serious note, why aren't there any female armed robbers. Equal opportunity employment.
Exactly.....

and i know right?

female armed robbers are very few and far between...

but i think i saw one in a national daily last year.

una dey fall our hand......that field of work is not reserved for guys only.

C'mon ladies

RISE AND TAKE UP ARMS.
EducationRe: 11 Useful Math Tips You Probably Never Learned In School!!! by IamLEGEND1: 11:55pm On Aug 02, 2015
Fulaboy:
smiley
if to say our teachers been teach us diz thing for schl

especially that multiples of 9 part.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by IamLEGEND1: 11:40pm On Aug 02, 2015
an e-brawl is one thing

but to start dey poke nose for people personal matter na
another level e dey

wetin dey do una na.....?
RomanceRe: Where's Our Girls Dignity? by IamLEGEND1: 11:19pm On Aug 02, 2015
YEX

wia is our girlx dignitaries
RomanceRe: Describe Your Ex Using Only A Movie Title by IamLEGEND1: 11:17pm On Aug 02, 2015
deliver us from evil
RomanceRe: My Experience With A Gay Doctor!!! by IamLEGEND1: 11:14pm On Aug 02, 2015
[quote author=misspicy post=36544052]gays are mostly common in the north sef /quote]


whatchu say gurl?
RomanceRe: Real Talk.. Let Em Know Ladies! by IamLEGEND1: 11:11pm On Aug 02, 2015
huh
RomanceRe: Perverts In The Church? (my Experience). by IamLEGEND1: 10:38pm On Aug 02, 2015
MrsPhyno:
shocked shocked shocked
You say wetin?! Abeg today is Sunday try to change for the sake of God ! angry grin
we dont operate on sundays

so that should count for something right?
RomanceRe: Perverts In The Church? (my Experience). by IamLEGEND1: 10:23pm On Aug 02, 2015
MrsPhyno:
Loooooooool
You funny die. Consider being basketmouth 2.0 if whatever your currently doing doesn't work out ok?
i'll keep that in mind

in the mean time, i'll stick to the profession i luv most in the world.

#ArmedRobbery grin
RomanceRe: Perverts In The Church? (my Experience). by IamLEGEND1: 10:15pm On Aug 02, 2015
misspicy:
Lol now dis is funny,i mean hilarious...

Misss classy and mrs Chima come and see anoda troll
why you dey call all dem backyard feminists?
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Wrong To Call The Name Of Jesus During Sex? by IamLEGEND1: 10:04pm On Aug 02, 2015
flawlessT:
Hmmmmmm lipsrsealed
wink
RomanceRe: Nobody In Her Family Wants Me Except Her by IamLEGEND1: 10:02pm On Aug 02, 2015
optimistD:
Lol. I wish it's that easy. Thanks all the same.
dont mention it..
RomanceRe: Perverts In The Church? (my Experience). by IamLEGEND1: 10:00pm On Aug 02, 2015
MrsPhyno:
Eeeyaaaah it's painful right

But u guys have done ur fair sha to us na

Ladies are whores
Ladies are golddiggers
Ladies are dumb

Circle of life my broda
but we are MEN..

we are not supposed to be insulted for any reason whatsoever

you guys are supposed to suck up all the abuse and jst get on with it....

not retaliate.
RomanceRe: If He/she Cheats On You, Which Of These Weapons Will You Pick? (photos) by IamLEGEND1: 9:19pm On Aug 02, 2015
those brass knuckles go make sense....

she feels say she be bad a$$?

let us see how she would handle herself in a fist fight.

i go komot all her teeth.
RomanceRe: Help!i Think Am Gay by IamLEGEND1: 9:16pm On Aug 02, 2015
forget all those nigguhs that came before me....

you don't Jesus

what you need is to see,touch and if possible.....

handle and play around with a vag!na.

i mean like a real one, not the one you see on game of thrones.
RomanceRe: Caption This Conversation.... by IamLEGEND1: 9:11pm On Aug 02, 2015
!#$%
RomanceRe: Why Some Women Will Never Be Happy In Marriage by IamLEGEND1: 7:22pm On Aug 02, 2015
why guys dey fall hand na?
diz is pure nönsense
#LetUsRiseAgainstTwo-timing
RomanceRe: Is It A Taboo For Catholic Guy To Marry An Assemblies Of God Lady by IamLEGEND1: 7:15pm On Aug 02, 2015
So now
upon all the problems we get to contemplate on for 9ja.......
another person own na to prevent him daughter from marrying a catholic.
we don graduate from
"NO INTER-ETHNIC MARRIAGES"
to "No INTER-DENOMINATIONAL MARRIAGES".
#WicWayNa?
RomanceRe: This Guy Applied Nail Polish On His Hands And Legs To Church Is It Right?? Pics by IamLEGEND1: 7:08pm On Aug 02, 2015
and ur own work na to dey snap people toes for inside church?
Datz some creepy, stalker shít right there mehn.

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