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thatnaijabae:
pun means insult. (diss).

You need google in ur life
or a dictionary.
#NoOffenceIntended.

Then as soon as the Priest pronounces us as man & wife.....

the whole congregation are gonna have to give us a moment to go backstage and do things like that.

are you sure u know "pun" means?

Make him find all those BlackAss guys make dem help am reset both the phone and the wife.

Started from the bottom and worked my way to the top of the list.....

i be clicking on dem links and after sighting ze pictures, i be going all MHEEEEEEEEH...

Until i reach dat lilnëtty own......

even my dog open mouth .

#DafuqIsThat?

BUTCHCASSIDY:
My brother! Im left handed too. #leftiesrock

Preach it hommie...
#WeDaBest

make i komot my reading glasses 1st.

Na wow oh....
Na then you go know say them truly don follow you come from village.

i just dey look the girls wey dey comment for this thread with side eye.
Una no get anything better to Contemplate?

Gurgle:
are you left handed? your moniker sounds leftish

You have a thing against left-handed folks? Coz me na lefty oh.......


#HapiNewMonth

BUTCHCASSIDY:
No fvcking way bruv After rooting for yall #teamlegendngurgle, y'all gonna do me like this? Hell naw I dont know where that shiit got broke but yall gotta fix it

Calm down bro...... we gonna fix that shît up
#Pronto

all these old women wey like to dey form Mother mary for their younger brodas....

At least he even get sense to use condöm sef.


#Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

End time mother.

Na now u know?

i no dey gree buy the ones wey don break for one side coz i no know wetin dem been use am do.

Brandnew2:
Ask your bald headed boo.

watch ur mouth bruh!!!!
i'm not bald-headed

watching too much hollywood crap dey destroy some people life.
So u think say just bcoz you sleep in the same room with a girl automatically mean say una go start to dey tear each other clothes?

na so gurgle do me.
but sadly, i had to turn her down.

i like me some hausa chicks.

Gurgle:
Better. don't forget to drop the keys on your way
and please take that cat with you, its disturbing me mtchew

kaaaaaaaiiiiiii........
the day this woman husband go vex her eh!!!!!!
he go see FIRE!!!!!!!!

apart from the "Dont bad-mouth ur ex" point, all the others are extremely flawed.

Side note: the poster above me is a gold-digger masquerading herself as a "woman with standards".

Gurgle:
No I'm not offended. I just had nothing to say haha
Ina kwana

i am fine, merci.

Gurgle:
You're never here, what did you want me to do

and don't see why youre divorcing me anyway. who else do you have

but you know how stressful my job is, i'm always swamped with meetings here, appointments there.

You know i try hard to spend as much time as i can with you (like last nyt *winks*)

i just hoped that you had just held on that lil' bit longer.

coz i was beginning to see the lyt at the end of the tunnel.

and you are ryt about me having no one else, that is why i have decided to move to thailand....

TO BECOME A MONK!!!! i have already shaved my head.