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how i go like to born girl?
High BP go finish me na.

Captainswag225:
o.p, thats nothing new to mourihno, he always throw any medal he wins to the fans. Stop hating.

mah niggah!!!!!!!

why u wan lie na?

meanwhile.....
i dey miss my wife gurgle.
she cheated on me
but my luv still dey strong like igbo girl's shoulder-pad.

Bowaley17:
we still dey play na. E neva finish.

u were saying?

Harkoreday:
Don't be dissapoint..point of correction. Its dissapointed

and u obviously didn't get the joke

wetin hazard do na as everybody just dey write HAZARD HAZARD
everywhere.
no be all of us dey watch oh.

Bowaley17:
in ur dream sha...

one hand 4 ur head
one hand 4 ur waist

OYAAaaaaa....
do the needful.....

i no dey watch but i know say chelsea go receive beating of life today

slip into bed nàked?
You want make ur wife tear race komot for house dey shout
ANACONDA!!
ANACONDA!!
THERE IS AN ANACONDA IN THE HOUSE!!

Bonapart:
we where conceived through sin, save one which is JESUS

Then i think you are the one who really needs God bro.....

#Dafuq?

Bonapart:
sex is a sin even when you're married

i am still struggling to understand if you were trying to be sarcastic or u actually meant it.....

........

coz all girls are secretly gäy

Gurgle:
Lol, continue looking. Nothing do me

badt gurl

Gurgle:
Yeah, definitely

I do it as well sometimes but I try to control myself, it doesn't really sound good

But don't men call His name during sex as well? At the moment of crisis

I jst dey look u

u are allowed to shout "JESUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!

during sex only when u are married.

but itz true dat women have a very limited vocabulary wen they are doing the horizontal dance between the sheets.

WTF is ..uuhh

aaaahhhh

uiikkkkkkssssss

iiiiiiiisssssshhhh

and wen u tell some people say na from village dem send am
dem go think say na joke.

i have no idea what any of the above means.

#TeamVirginMind

i only have Mega-Awesome traits and ordinarily awesome traits.

You still dey use soul mate up till now?
SON,
I am disappoint.

Another "Titanic" parody.

Cutehector:
lool. She is tiny joor... Whch forest are we takin d body for ritual to?

Then everything is set.

we go carry am go
Sambisa.....

i hear say the babas wey dey there toh badt gan.

now make u drag her go another thread go work ur magic on her....

soften her up, then we'll proceed from there.

even though the picture is fake....
i wouldnt put it beyond nollywood to disgrace us even more.

Cutehector:
so na my louis vutton ride u wan maike I stain wit blood abi...

o.k then, we compromise.

she fit enter keke napep?

coz me no know how big she dey.

why e be like say no girl dey fit talk better thing about guys diz days.....
first was "guys are sex-starved",
then it was " guys are broke"
now itz " guys are perverts".
#LadiesOnRampage

Dem follow you come from village

MhizDeedy:
Lmao ryt now I can sight a lot of cute boiz coming out of these churches. Wen u re sharing d flyers for our new church just give it to only cute guys, I repeat give only cute guys

See me see wahala oh....

no girls go dey the church again?

So u want make i share am for guys only

so me too no go get people wey i go 'minister' to?

#NoGenderDiscrimination