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Prymestrr:
Loool... It's as obvious as today being August 2nd. Just wondering how she now looks brighter than her future after bleaching herself in concentrated hypo.
#RefurbishedOloshiFormingWomanWithStandards.

na so i just sight the girl comment....

come check her DP.....

i come look wella to see if na oyinbo....

i come see say her skin tone no dey consistent with normal person own.

#IjustShakeMyHead

Jacksparrow0712:
Like seriously? Well I have no idea what you talking about bro
Oya go get ready for church Happy Sunday/new week

you dey fear make gurgle no see?
no wori, i no go tell her say u dey in a r/ship with boxer............
LOLZzzzzzz, but that guy too wack jare...
any time he dey online, na too dey go every thread dey "boo boo" you up&down.
HAPPY SUNDAY BRUH.
MAKE I STRIP GO BAF.
#I'mAbuddhistThough

Good thing that at least, unlike you

ur bro has a penís.

u been sight the woman tey-tey and u no gree make move, now u dey para bcoz ur sharper younger bro showed u how itz done.
I sense jealousy.


#DatzHowBadtGuysRoll

a round of applause pls for our sister in the lord......
Sister Beatrice, ladies and gentlemen.

na so i just dey look jacksparrow0712 dey try śheat on him boyfriend....
wetin do boxer diz days na..... u guys going through a rough patch?

see why being emotionally detached is awesome
you wont give a ŕats äss when shït like this goes down..
and by then, you don already chop clean mouth.
#WhoNeedsAHeartWhenYouHaveGotABrain

make guys start to dey save up.
coz i trust Apple Inc.
na close to Val dem go release am

what is this nônsense?
anguish from being ďisvirgined by a prostïtute?
swerve make i see road abeg.
WHO NO KNOW UR TYPE.
Take ur crocodile tears elsewhere pls.
#SecondaryVirginMyFoot

alryt na....

make i start with

psquare... i think most popular was "Do me".
my favourites are personally & no one like you.

then i will say Beyonce...

most popular are probably "Run the world(girls) & single ladies(put a ring on it)"

favourites are drunk in luv & baby boy...

but phyno, i like "man of the year" pass
even if i no dey hear wetin he dey talk for 95% of the song.
i take what i can get

-NOW I'M FINALLY HERE (obago)

-SAY HELLO TO THE MAN OF THE YEAR (obago)

-Now IM FINALLY HERE (finally here)

-SAY HELLO TO THE MAN OF THE YEAR.

then ur friend is still stuck in a mental purgatory

Gurgle:
Yeah rudeboy is the only song of hers I listen to. I love that song

I used to listen to taylor swift a lot, adele, just a few, rita ora, no. the last person I listened to was Lauryn Hill (that thing). though I can only listen to it if im in the right mood, otherwise I find the tone kind of depressing

Who do you listen to these days?

for some reason

i've been feeling a lil' nostalgic these days, so i dug up a folder containing some really old 9ja jamz......

2face-african queen

psquare-more than a friend

d'banj- why me

and a whole bunch of others.....
.and i avoid adele like plague....

her songs are too whiny and depressing for my taste

since na girls u dey refer to
i suppose we guys can carry on with our ministry.

Gurgle:
No side eye. I don't listen to her much though, I don't know why, she can sing sha

so na artist u like pass?

adele, taylor swift, rita ora,?

side note: even though e don old,
u gatz go check out "Rude boy" lyrics....

#MeLikey

so wetin dey stop u?

Gurgle:
whats that?

Bïtch Better Have My Money
#NoGiveMeSideEye

Gurgle:
Lol yeah. better late than never

i guess.
meanwhile, make i play my latest favourite.
#BBHMM

Gurgle:
do you have the guts to slap a girl

of coz i have the guts to give a girl my backhand.

but i just wont, bcoz women are meant to be handled with care.(obviously).
hell,even when u simply hold a girl in ur arms, she feels so fragile and vulnerable..

#SoMuchForGenderEquality.

Gurgle:
Yeah im relatively new to Afrobeats. I had heard of him but didn't pay attention until I stumbled on him by accident today

Its Enife

so u mean to tell me

you have missed all the glorious hits we have been enjoying?

#IReallyFeelForYou

Gurgle:
Nope. Don't worry when I come back I'll treat you to a full-blooded right handed slappppp

a girl's slap?

Mheeehhh.

but a left handed guy's slap?

you go start to dey see double.

Fulaboy:
me too at times I do repair our generator set but when I get stuck I call our technician asap sometimes without even assembling it back

hahaahaaa

na so na, if person hook for road...

na to go find the real experts.

Gurgle:
Well good luck "hunting" with those lines would love to see what you return with

btw I have just discovered the musician "9ice". have you heard of him? He songs are the bomb

seriously?

LOLZzzzzzzz

na 9ja i dey oh....

i hope it's not "Konga Aso"....

coz dat song is ancient.

Gurgle:
Hm ok. yeah and your dad seems multitalented, with all those languages
Lol im sure youre being modest

but do u have any in ur family?
&
oh no....trust me
i like to blow my own trumpet.

Gurgle:
HAHAAHA YOURE A FOOL

hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa....
but na true na.....
pick up lines should be left to the youths....
A.K.A us

Gurgle:
You play?

yeah I can imagine. is anyone in your family left handed

dad

elder brother

me

and i dont really play that much now.....

i was never really good to begin with

Gurgle:
Lol im trying to work out how I would feel if somebody used that on me
I think im too old for such lines sha

of coz na, for a woman in her late 30s u are too old for diz stuff
you are more of the AS THE SPIRIT LEADS kind of girl

Gurgle:
Oook o. yeah because they know that you need it, they put the prices up

anyway when you make it, I guess you can get tailor made lefty accessories

dem don already force us to learn how to use all the items made for right handed people., so i'm over it.

even though i have to play my guitar upside down still.

Fulaboy:
oh yeah am quite creative if I must admit. I'm an art student but I'm good in some science courses. At times when bored I pick faulty mechanical or electrical appliances and repair them. But I am not independent oo I'm still a student and my parent take care of all my bills ranging from school tuition fee down to my pocket money

and i'm an excellent artist...
though i'm a science student.

and u are so on point with the electrical appliances part, i took my dad's phone apart wen i was 10 just to see what was goin on inside......dat day wasnt funny atoll.

i started going to our neighbours house to pick broken flashlights in their dustbin and fixed it to sell to my friends.....heheeeeee.
(i been too like money).

Gurgle:
He actually said that?

did it work?!

given that she went out with him a week later.....

i'll say it did.

some guys get some kind pick-up lines wey go fit make u roll on the floor with laughter.

Gurgle:
yeah that's what I mean. you can order left-handed stuff online. scissors, can openers

Yeah I understand your pain, it must be hard

lol you should have been born in UAE so your first language would be Arabic and you wouldn't smudge anything

would u believe me if i told u that most of the items made for left-handed people is sold for double the normal price?

For where i see the money to spend for that kind nonsense.

#WhereIsTheLove?

Gurgle:
Every time I start to think youre a nice guy
you say something so sinister lol
I knew preachers pikin must be bad somewhere

hahahahaaaaaaaaaa........ i just remembered a line one of my hommies used on a girl.....
I am the bad boy u want,
the good boy u need.
the wild-card u desire
and the gentleman u deserve.

Fulaboy:
well all those stuffs aint shit to me I drive with left hand, I write with left hand and I once used my left hand to eat but you know african parent wouldn't entertain that poo so with force and spanking I gave up. Been a lefty made me feel special am proud am one



C:gur gle

of coz na....
since we have been forced to use all those things like that since we were little, it doesnt bother us that much..we dont even see it as an inconvenience again.
i even drive with my right hand.

bt e still dey pain me to see parents dey flog their pikin bcoz e dey use left hand....

i mean, i understand the naivete of the older generation,

but beating ur kid in this 21st century bcoz he used his left hand?

datz just plain illiteracy..........

Gurgle:

the sunglasses guy?
but we are not considered the apex predators for nothing after all.