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Gurgle:
yeah? like tools, car accessories, can openers lol

the world is prejudiced towards left-handed people..

we cant use scissors properly unless we turn them upside-down.

writing on one of those spiral notebooks is a nightmare,

you can't even write on an ordinary notebook without dragging the side of ur palm all over the thing and smearing ink all over ur hand.

can openers are meant for u people...

even a car's ignition is on the right side.

#HandednessEquality

Gurgle:
No I just wondered because of his moniker
Do you have special lefty stuff?
Happy new month

special lefty STUFF?
i have a LOT!!!!!!!!

onemorepls:
is dat all the stadiums u know

emirates stadium
etihad stadium
white hart lane
Sports direct arena
selhurst park
WB stadium
Vincente calderon
volkswagen stadium
signal iduna park
veltins arena
You want make i kontinu?

Dombass arena olympic stadium San siro Allianz arena

onemorepls:
Are you joking

no

misspicy:
Prey...ha hummmm

That's how we (hunt)roll
#ApexPredators

football field

Circumcised ladies?

#DafuqIsWrongIsWithYouDude?

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MrsPhyno:
no vex abeg. you guys should feel free to voice your frustrations no problem. I'm sure some girls are into that.
All I know is if I was a man I would never be with a complaining woman and as a woman I can never be with a complaining man. Just wondering why dudes these days have no chill......

well everyone knows and ACCEPTS that girls go hand-in-hand with complaining (& a lil' insecurity).

but the problem here is, una dey look una fathers dey wish say una go get man like that.

a macho man might seem attractive wen u are his daughter, but trust me.....
your story will change wen u are the wife.

with the way girls are complaining about guys being emotionally distant and insensitive, dating or marrying the macho type is even worse.

he will only discuss:
what foodstuffs are needed in the house,
when u plan on visiting ur parents in the village,
watching tv together in silence(assuming he even watches tv with u).
when u are going through a tough time and u let him know..he gives u a motivational speech.

So, except of course if you are married already......
don't jump in head-first into a r/ship with the overly manly type.....
he is sweet at first.....but after he "conquers" u....

heheeeeeeeeeeeeeee..

#OmoSeeGobe...
#itzBeenAWhileSinceITypedSomethingThisLong

there is no being "Friends" with ze ex.
there is only going on the hunt for new prey

jonaifame22:
are u suffering from glaucoma?

maybe

mtcheeeeeewww...

make i see road abeg.

If e pain una, make una go marry una parents na.

screaming about gender equality yet una no want make guys voice their frustrations.

we don dey get homosexual fowl now?

where is the tutor?

Fulaboy:
Lol I dey oo you know nairaland is boring these days just observing

boring is an understatement.

these days,even the FP topics dey one kind.

#StayFrost

Fulaboy:
you've another leftie here too

badt guy..... so u too u dey our lane!!!!!!!!
where u been dey all diz while na?

ya own na play, me wey dey bounce for street wen na 18.64N dey my akant.

i first saw this shît in 1945, & even back then we knew it was MTN