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RomanceRe: WRITE AN ORIGINAL LOVE NOTE To Ur Fav Girl & TAG Her! by IamLEGEND1: 12:58pm On Aug 02, 2015
Cutehector:
we go set trap for am... I'l be d bait... Den u'd storm in and kidnap her... Hope say d baba get enough charms...
Trust me na

That baba is sure.

but na ur ride we go use transport her go the abattoir

coz me no want blood for my seats.
RomanceRe: WRITE AN ORIGINAL LOVE NOTE To Ur Fav Girl & TAG Her! by IamLEGEND1: 12:48pm On Aug 02, 2015
TheWisest:
I respect your dexterity at computers. Just be careful. smiley
noted
#Thanks
RomanceRe: WRITE AN ORIGINAL LOVE NOTE To Ur Fav Girl & TAG Her! by IamLEGEND1: 12:45pm On Aug 02, 2015
MhizDeedy:
Amen! Stay blessed brother legend grin I think tz tym for us to start our own church sef
I just dey imagine d kyn tin wey go dey happen for that church.

Too much blessings go dey for every member....

#TrueTalk
RomanceRe: WRITE AN ORIGINAL LOVE NOTE To Ur Fav Girl & TAG Her! by IamLEGEND1: 12:40pm On Aug 02, 2015
TheWisest:
It's better you understand that whatever you're saying here can be used as evidence IF anything happens to this girl in question. And just so you think you're safe behind your phone or PC, your IP address is logged in and even the mods have access to it. If your ID can be traced to your IP address and your IP can be traced to your registered SIM details, you're finished. Bottomline: Watch what you're saying. Cutehector seems to be smarter in this regard.
see this one......

even if i was a serial killer.....

u have no idea what i can do with a computer.

And if u dey wish d girl bad thing, na ur head e dey go back.
RomanceRe: WRITE AN ORIGINAL LOVE NOTE To Ur Fav Girl & TAG Her! by IamLEGEND1: 12:38pm On Aug 02, 2015
MhizDeedy:
Lol grin peace be unto u brother, how was church today? Do u know ur body is d temple of God nd it shld be kept holy? grin
bless you sister.

And the service was very moving.

Of cause i know that sister Deedy, our bodies are a sanctuary and are to be kept free from all sin.

But " t'was HIS grace that has led us thus far"

" and that grace shall lead us home"...

#StayStrongInTheLord
RomanceRe: WRITE AN ORIGINAL LOVE NOTE To Ur Fav Girl & TAG Her! by IamLEGEND1: 12:32pm On Aug 02, 2015
MhizDeedy:
shocked shocked God knows who u guys re talking abt
no one in particular.
RomanceRe: WRITE AN ORIGINAL LOVE NOTE To Ur Fav Girl & TAG Her! by IamLEGEND1: 12:31pm On Aug 02, 2015
Cutehector:
no wahala grin
O.k now na to plan how we go take lure her into our crib.

if u manage bring am come ur crib, i know one BABA wey go fit arrange some stuffs for us.
RomanceRe: WRITE AN ORIGINAL LOVE NOTE To Ur Fav Girl & TAG Her! by IamLEGEND1: 12:28pm On Aug 02, 2015
MhizDeedy:
Lol tz really going to be fun dere oooh, doing d honeymoon with female police cheesy
Then na to follow the 2 of u na, i hear 3sömes are the bomb.
RomanceRe: WRITE AN ORIGINAL LOVE NOTE To Ur Fav Girl & TAG Her! by IamLEGEND1: 12:23pm On Aug 02, 2015
Cutehector:
u will play wit her bobby na... While I will play wit her thing.. If we cut her vertifally nw, no where to chook our prick insyd... grin
Then na to sign contract na...

we go dey exchange the parts every weekend.

coz if na bobby i want, i go fit play with my own.
RomanceRe: WRITE AN ORIGINAL LOVE NOTE To Ur Fav Girl & TAG Her! by IamLEGEND1: 12:20pm On Aug 02, 2015
MhizDeedy:
M gay cheesy nd m no open market
wen has that ever stopped us....

besides, think of it as a favour: i'm saving you from ur potential 14yrs jail-term.

#YouCanThankMeLater
RomanceRe: WRITE AN ORIGINAL LOVE NOTE To Ur Fav Girl & TAG Her! by IamLEGEND1: 12:16pm On Aug 02, 2015
Cutehector:
yeah. I"l collect d down part, u collect d up part...
Shuuuuuu!!!!!!!!

na wetin u want make i use the up part do?

cook?

na to cut am vertically na....

so everybody go get half of everthing.
RomanceRe: WRITE AN ORIGINAL LOVE NOTE To Ur Fav Girl & TAG Her! by IamLEGEND1: 12:13pm On Aug 02, 2015
Cutehector:
lol, lmao.. Try watch am wit ur babe first.. She go love u scarra.. Babes want a guy wit d fear of God grin
me na pastor pikin na....

so me i don get automatic pass mark for that area...

the next thing na to do the whole "subtle manipulation" drill and fire on from there.
RomanceRe: WRITE AN ORIGINAL LOVE NOTE To Ur Fav Girl & TAG Her! by IamLEGEND1: 12:10pm On Aug 02, 2015
Cutehector:
two guys fightn because of a gurl... I don't do dah kinda shitt... Let's cut her into two.. One for u and one for me.. Just like king solomon's case grin
i get cutlass..

but chainsaw go accurate pass...

so we both get half of everything...

#IfYouzknowWhatAhMean
RomanceRe: WRITE AN ORIGINAL LOVE NOTE To Ur Fav Girl & TAG Her! by IamLEGEND1: 12:06pm On Aug 02, 2015
Cutehector:
legend oya pay me grin.. I jst dey laff una wey dey carry chick go cinema go watch movies like romeo and juliet.. Nothing go happen

Instead watch movies like saw, passion of christ... grin
aaaahhh!!!!!

passion of christ ke?

i no go get mind to do anything after the film na....

by then guilt don chop me finish
RomanceRe: WRITE AN ORIGINAL LOVE NOTE To Ur Fav Girl & TAG Her! by IamLEGEND1: 12:03pm On Aug 02, 2015
Cutehector:
mhizdeedy kiss
mhizdeedy ?
GUY!! why you wan try enter the place i been dey eye since.?
but na open market sha.....
so may the best man win.
RomanceRe: WRITE AN ORIGINAL LOVE NOTE To Ur Fav Girl & TAG Her! by IamLEGEND1: 12:00pm On Aug 02, 2015
Cutehector:
so why u come dey ask me
e be like say u no watch SAW wella.
bt e no matter.... to watch saw for inside dark room with bae go make sense.
she go dey try cuddle up bcoz of fear.......
In fact, you don give me idea wen i go on the hunt next time
RomanceRe: WRITE AN ORIGINAL LOVE NOTE To Ur Fav Girl & TAG Her! by IamLEGEND1: 11:56am On Aug 02, 2015
Cutehector:
lol.. Imajine d conconbility
now na wic bae dey ur scope?
RomanceRe: WRITE AN ORIGINAL LOVE NOTE To Ur Fav Girl & TAG Her! by IamLEGEND1: 11:54am On Aug 02, 2015
Cutehector:
whch kyn game biko
Doctor.
but not with me oh.
RomanceRe: WRITE AN ORIGINAL LOVE NOTE To Ur Fav Girl & TAG Her! by IamLEGEND1: 11:52am On Aug 02, 2015
Cutehector:
lol... Any nl bae dat tries to form, I"d remind her whr she comes from..
NL's own resident pick-up artist.

but me no know say adeh39 been dey form for u na...

me been think say she na ur personal person na.
RomanceRe: WRITE AN ORIGINAL LOVE NOTE To Ur Fav Girl & TAG Her! by IamLEGEND1: 11:50am On Aug 02, 2015
Cutehector:
cool.... My favoryt movie is SAW kiss, would luv to watch it wid u
Shall we play a game?
RomanceRe: WRITE AN ORIGINAL LOVE NOTE To Ur Fav Girl & TAG Her! by IamLEGEND1: 11:49am On Aug 02, 2015
fuckshit:
yea! it's for all the fυcking hot pυssy ladies; grin grin
Damn straight BruH!!!

#YouStayFuckingAwesome.
RomanceRe: WRITE AN ORIGINAL LOVE NOTE To Ur Fav Girl & TAG Her! by IamLEGEND1: 11:39am On Aug 02, 2015
fuckshit:
Hey sεxy, you've got that fυςking bomb αss, pυssy, I've been fυςking waiting for; first & foremost, although I have never had the fυςking pleasure of seeing it, I am so fυςking sure you have a beautiful pυssy; I just fυςking know it; I'm picturing it right now & imagining.... simply breathtaking, fυςking breath giving! juicy dripping! fυςking HOT! pυssy

sexy, would fυςking love to please that βootγ, kiss you; slowly undrεss you, kissing you all over as I go, fυςking massaging your brεαsts & between your legs, probing your pυssy with my fingers; fυςking licking my way down your body, kissing & sucking your nipplεs until they are hard & you cυm

sεxy you've got a fυcking bright future behind you; may i have the fυcking pleasure of pleasing that pυssy grin grin
MAH NIGGAH.
RomanceRe: WRITE AN ORIGINAL LOVE NOTE To Ur Fav Girl & TAG Her! by IamLEGEND1: 11:37am On Aug 02, 2015
Cutehector:
no... angry legend cmon, I hav taste na
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

blood of god...!!!!!!!!!

#YabbingOfLife.
RomanceRe: WRITE AN ORIGINAL LOVE NOTE To Ur Fav Girl & TAG Her! by IamLEGEND1: 11:30am On Aug 02, 2015
Cutehector:
ur siggy tho...
hahaaahahahahahaha......
e don dey make u dey jonse abi?
RomanceRe: WRITE AN ORIGINAL LOVE NOTE To Ur Fav Girl & TAG Her! by IamLEGEND1: 11:28am On Aug 02, 2015
TheWisest:
Thank the Lord Jesus u didnt dedicate dis to anybody. Lol.
nothing do the post na.... girls into tech go gbadun d thing wella.
heheeeeeeeeee....
#IgoSoonModifyAm
RomanceRe: When You Girlfriend Says She Is Not In The Mood But Sleeps Like Dis by IamLEGEND1: 11:24am On Aug 02, 2015
wetin be dat hanging low in-between the guy's legs?
#LooksLikeAMaltinaCan
RomanceRe: Nobody In Her Family Wants Me Except Her by IamLEGEND1: 11:15am On Aug 02, 2015
optimistD:
NONE.
i for advise say make u port go find another girl
but u go tell me say "you are in luv".
so, i no know how to help ur case.
RomanceRe: WRITE AN ORIGINAL LOVE NOTE To Ur Fav Girl & TAG Her! by IamLEGEND1: 11:12am On Aug 02, 2015
i want you to let me connect to ur wifi
coz i want to turn on ur personal hotspot.
in the process, you turn my floppy disk
into a hard drive.
cc:
RomanceRe: Nobody In Her Family Wants Me Except Her by IamLEGEND1: 11:01am On Aug 02, 2015
make u check to see if there exists an ancient feud between her family and urs.
RomanceRe: Don't Be Fooled, She Still LOVES Him. by IamLEGEND1: 10:42am On Aug 02, 2015
Gurgle:
Sinister preacher pikin strikes again... sad
The lord is ur strength, sister.
Go in peace.
Music/RadioRe: Which Romantic Song/songs Reminds You Of The One/ones You Love/loved by IamLEGEND1: 10:39am On Aug 02, 2015
nicki minaj- sex in the lounge ft lil wanye...
sir mixAlot- baby got back
the black eyed peas- boom boom pow
RomanceRe: Don't Be Fooled, She Still LOVES Him. by IamLEGEND1: 10:19am On Aug 02, 2015
mekaboy:
That one too follow. But na emotional detatched u go also use for marriage?
if needed.....

#DatzHowWeRoll

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