Romance › Re: To The Ladies: Which Of These Is The Easiest Way To A Woman's Heart? by IamLEGEND1: 11:46am On Jul 31, 2015 |
Gurgle: Lol cute and delicious. my kind of combination 
sometime in the next 5 years? Actually I guess that would be necessary. Would be married by then
as long as its someONE and not someONES as you are suggesting...sheesh i said some1 you are adding the 's' of ur own accord oh!!!!! someONES  !!!!!! heheeeeeeeeeee.... Tis gal!!!!!!!
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Romance › Re: To The Ladies: Which Of These Is The Easiest Way To A Woman's Heart? by IamLEGEND1: 11:35am On Jul 31, 2015 |
Gurgle: LOL that's it, get back on the ground! and this time youre not coming back up. imagine
I don't get it, do you think im suddenly going to burst and start running wild for no reason
why do you keep so many animals. Abi the "Northerner" lifestyle? why don't you take a picture of yourself with the cows like Buhari i just think animals are simply awesome & cute, not to mention DELICIOUS!!!!. what i was saying was i think ryt now you need someTHING hot in a mug. some day, you are gonna want someONE hot in ur room. #JustSaying
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Romance › Re: To The Ladies: Which Of These Is The Easiest Way To A Woman's Heart? by IamLEGEND1: 11:20am On Jul 31, 2015 |
Gurgle: Are you serious
do you mean you ate the goats but you don't want to tell me?
hm. na hot guy I go chop Are you serious do you mean you ate the goats but you don't want to tell me? hm. na hot guy I go chop[/quote]i'm serious. and yes, the goats are currently resting in pieces. just if you registered on NL before last Christmas, i would have mailed you one. u dey ask me if na hot guy u go chop? Yes and no. ryt now, No!!!. someday? Hell yeah!!!! (in a manner of speaking) #IfYouKnowWatAhMean |
Romance › Re: To The Ladies: Which Of These Is The Easiest Way To A Woman's Heart? by IamLEGEND1: 11:18am On Jul 31, 2015 |
Gurgle: Are you serious
do you mean you ate the goats but you don't want to tell me?
hm. na hot guy I go chop i'm serious. and yes, the goats are currently resting in pieces. just if you registered on NL before last Christmas, i would have mailed you one. u dey ask me if na hot guy u go chop? Yes and no. ryt now, No!!!. someday? Hell yeah!!!! #IfYouKnowWatAhMean |
Romance › Re: To The Ladies: Which Of These Is The Easiest Way To A Woman's Heart? by IamLEGEND1: 11:10am On Jul 31, 2015 |
Gurgle: Lol do you have a cat
I love biscuits but don't feel like them right now
I want something hot i have a cat,
a dog,
a ram,
a couple of cows &
a bunch chickens.
i used to have a parrot and two goats.
but i sold the parrot
and moved the goats to the permanent "site" during Christmas.
#Serious
You want something hot?
i know a hot guy if you are interested. |
Romance › Re: To The Ladies: Which Of These Is The Easiest Way To A Woman's Heart? by IamLEGEND1: 10:59am On Jul 31, 2015 |
Gurgle: Lol when you change it, tell me
hahaha don't worry, youre not in suspense, I guess you just haven't eaten well this morning and youre confusing the two feelings lol
speaking of which im huuuuuuuungry
wondering what to eat lol Dont get ur hopes up, i'm more likely to upload a picture of my cat. And trust me, if i dey house. na food dey fear me. no-holds-barred approach. i fill myself to the brim every chance i get. A suggestion: you can have a little water and biscuit, so u dont develop any eating disorders. #YeahYouCanThankMeLater. |
Romance › Re: To The Ladies: Which Of These Is The Easiest Way To A Woman's Heart? by IamLEGEND1: 10:44am On Jul 31, 2015 |
Gurgle: Come on, do you know how many times I have stared at that picture, trying to decode what it might look like without all the editing, split frame, sunglasses and bandana? Yours is even more frustrating than no picture at all at least i try... you na total, utter darkness. absolutely nothing to even analyse. but i go change my own one day. And you ma'am, need to stop leaving guys hanging like this. #SuspenseIsntGoodForTheHeart |
Nairaland General › Re: TBT-Throw Back Picture Thread by IamLEGEND1: 10:35am On Jul 31, 2015 |
adeh39: Drop am nah no wori
soon
u go see am |
Nairaland General › Re: TBT-Throw Back Picture Thread by IamLEGEND1: 10:31am On Jul 31, 2015 |
Lamispaco: Derailers wetin na no vex bros, we dey help keep the thread afloat make people see am come post their own. #DerailersHaveTheirUsesToo |
Romance › Re: To The Ladies: Which Of These Is The Easiest Way To A Woman's Heart? by IamLEGEND1: 10:29am On Jul 31, 2015 |
Gurgle: Seriously? so did that make them tougher?
Lol, and what do you have going for you? mysterious derailer in a way, yeah. bt in the end, no amount of toughening up can really prepare you for all-out violence. Mysterious derailer? Derailer, yes. Mysterious? No. at least you have an idea what i look like. which is more than i can say for you. |
Romance › Re: I Want To Date A Nairalander Like Some Of You Do by IamLEGEND1: 10:20am On Jul 31, 2015 |
KingMakaveli: Lol bros i no dey find wife o, just curious dats all well,
go and be curious with someone else.
Heheeeeeeee... |
Nairaland General › Re: TBT-Throw Back Picture Thread by IamLEGEND1: 10:18am On Jul 31, 2015 |
adeh39:

How do u want our baby to look like nah .....Ugly wife + Ugly husband= 
But someone like you is okay oooo Mother of god!!!!!
na me una just dey insult like diz?
cutehector if i drop my own #TBP eh...
you go see as all dem honeys go dey line-up dey find my autograph. |
Romance › Re: To The Ladies: Which Of These Is The Easiest Way To A Woman's Heart? by IamLEGEND1: 10:15am On Jul 31, 2015 |
Gurgle: LOL and what kind of shakara is that
are the borno people particularly gangster and tough though? or is this boko haram stuff just a coincidence
Lol, I guess my lack of profile picture is getting to people haha even before the whole b/haram thing There were basically living in a second-rate sahara: no adequate water and food excessive heat etc. And yeah, you've really got the whole "mysterious brainy girl" thing going for you. no profile picture no signature. |
Romance › Re: I Want To Date A Nairalander Like Some Of You Do by IamLEGEND1: 10:04am On Jul 31, 2015 |
KingMakaveli: Lmao i just saw it the one where one kid was begging u to marry him, so funny Bruh... You na my nigga, so i though it was only fair that i gave you a "HANDS OFF" warning. But if you if you still fail to cease and desist... OH WELL ...... begins to Sharpen his cutlass you were warned |
Romance › Re: To The Ladies: Which Of These Is The Easiest Way To A Woman's Heart? by IamLEGEND1: 9:59am On Jul 31, 2015 |
Gurgle: hian
by their comments we shall know them
so why did you tell me that time that Maiduguri was your hood growing up That was supposed to be a joke.... to make me seem badass and fearless. LOL!! and you are racking up quite a number of e-admirers. See what i was saying earlier? yesterday was samurai today is makaveli tomoro will be ?¿?¿?¿ |
Romance › Re: To The Ladies: Which Of These Is The Easiest Way To A Woman's Heart? by IamLEGEND1: 9:51am On Jul 31, 2015 |
Gurgle: I do love French
Can you speak it? Since Borno state is on the border with Chad I guess you must have come across a few speakers?
Or was it courtesy of google translate i only know a lot of phrases.. names of animals and places how to say what the time is how to count from one to 50 (primary school) how to greet and some other things like that. i can speak a little, i just cant have a lengthy conversation with a French "Master". And i've never been to borno, i dont even live in close proximity to that place. Comprends? what of you, parlez vous francais? |
Romance › Re: To The Ladies: Which Of These Is The Easiest Way To A Woman's Heart? by IamLEGEND1: 9:40am On Jul 31, 2015 |
Gurgle: Non u too wicked oh
even after begging you in french?
#HaveMercy |
Romance › Re: To The Ladies: Which Of These Is The Easiest Way To A Woman's Heart? by IamLEGEND1: 9:30am On Jul 31, 2015 |
Gurgle: Ok. anyway I don't believe your other 3 were from that game o
You must stay down there after insulting me this morning. what do you mean 1 boyfriend every 3 months mtchew Je suis desole mademoiselle. sil vous plait puis je tenir debout? |
Romance › Re: To The Ladies: Which Of These Is The Easiest Way To A Woman's Heart? by IamLEGEND1: 9:11am On Jul 31, 2015 |
Gurgle: LOL you better stay down there, stvpid man
why would I get 20 guys in the space of 5 years, please leave me alone
and what, may I ask, it sand-sand play wen we were young,
we would play in the mud or use sand to build houses.
then say that the person with the finest house was going to become rich.
as u would expect, that argument no dey end.
everybody go claim say him house fine pass.
and as for your high body-count, it's simple arithmetic.
5yrs X 12 = 60months
therefore, 60months divided by 20 boyfriends
= 1 boyfriend per 3 months....
Lolzzzzz
+ so if i lie down greet you, u no go tell me to stand up ba?
#YorubaGuysDeySuffer |
Romance › Re: To The Ladies: Which Of These Is The Easiest Way To A Woman's Heart? by IamLEGEND1: 8:55am On Jul 31, 2015 |
Gurgle: Lol "technically"? ? ? ?
Bad guyyyyy so whats the unofficial number?!
LOL
in 5 years what do you think the numbers will be like unofficially?...
5.
i added all the girls wey we been do sand-sand play with.
And in 5yrs time?
Hmmmmmmm....
interesting.
but i think we will be counting something close to 20.LoLz
*Prostrates on the ground*
#MorningMa |
Romance › Re: #SharpGuyBut Trending On Twitter, See Hilarious Tweets by IamLEGEND1: 1:52am On Jul 31, 2015 |
that last one though. sharpest guys no dey copy note.
#SharpGuyBut you dey show ur parents ur report card. |
Romance › Re: To The Ladies: Which Of These Is The Easiest Way To A Woman's Heart? by IamLEGEND1: 1:45am On Jul 31, 2015 |
Gurgle: LOL I seeeeeee
But are you sure its just 2 technically........ yeah. but don't wori.. you dey feel squeaky clean now shey? i will be back in 5yrs time to audit the numbers you have accrued. #OhICantWait |
Romance › Re: To The Ladies: Which Of These Is The Easiest Way To A Woman's Heart? by IamLEGEND1: 1:37am On Jul 31, 2015 |
Gurgle: I cant believe we're having this conversation
Don't worry, when school resumes you can go and find the 3rd one
By the way you still havent given me details about those 2 details? details no suppose dey na. we keep it ambiguous, remember? #YouTaughtMeThat #ParanoiaBeginningToSetIn |
Romance › Re: To The Ladies: Which Of These Is The Easiest Way To A Woman's Heart? by IamLEGEND1: 1:29am On Jul 31, 2015 |
Gurgle: LOL @ Biafran! hahahaha
Shebi you want to add me to your golden list of Igbo girls
You cant  the body count is not that high just 2 oh remember #TheySayThe3rdTimeIsACharm |
Romance › Re: To The Ladies: Which Of These Is The Easiest Way To A Woman's Heart? by IamLEGEND1: 1:21am On Jul 31, 2015 |
Gurgle: Youre too smaaaaaaall Mr Pig i may or may not be #YouNeverKnowUntillYouTry  #GiveLoveAchanceOhYeBiafran |
Romance › Re: To The Ladies: Which Of These Is The Easiest Way To A Woman's Heart? by IamLEGEND1: 1:15am On Jul 31, 2015 |
Gurgle: LOL is that what you want your future wife to think
Forgerrit mehn are you offering to be? coz in that case, i'm more than happy to re-evaluate #MoralAdjustments |
Romance › Re: To The Ladies: Which Of These Is The Easiest Way To A Woman's Heart? by IamLEGEND1: 12:58am On Jul 31, 2015 |
Gurgle: Lol you again
It is but not before the other 2 have been established
What do you think i'm not a woman so i don't think i'm in a position to give any meaningful input. but i'll say: C,B,A. in order of decreasing importance.  |
Romance › Re: To The Ladies: Which Of These Is The Easiest Way To A Woman's Heart? by IamLEGEND1: 12:41am On Jul 31, 2015 |
Gurgle: Yeah but its the success that brings the right kind of money
If he got money from being a armed robber or a drug dealer, to me that's not success
Success is not just about money, its a whole frame of mind. When guys get it the right way, its really attractive so i take it sex is not that big a deal to you  #InstructMeInThineWaysOhMistress |
Romance › Re: Advise: Is It Advisable Ro Still Be Her Friend? by IamLEGEND1: 12:32am On Jul 31, 2015 |
five WHOLE years
just for her to banish you to the friendzone (A.K.A phantom zone)
cut her loose and run while you still can. |
Romance › Re: t by IamLEGEND1: 12:29am On Jul 31, 2015 |
josh2015: We have both done that over the years but we always seem to comeback. I like her and also won't mind a relationship. She wants the same but wants to take her time the in the mean time you find urself a nice,sexy lady to be uuuuuuuhhhhmmm eeeeeeeerrrhhhh "servicing" you while you wait for her to come back to her senses. |
Romance › Re: t by IamLEGEND1: 12:29am On Jul 31, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: t by IamLEGEND1: 11:54pm On Jul 30, 2015 |
josh2015: I have done that over the phone. She feels we are too close. I know her sister and cousins and she is scared. then MOVE ON #NoTime |