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RomanceRe: To The Ladies: Which Of These Is The Easiest Way To A Woman's Heart? by IamLEGEND1: 11:46am On Jul 31, 2015
Gurgle:
Lol cute and delicious. my kind of combination cool

sometime in the next 5 years? Actually I guess that would be necessary. Would be married by then

as long as its someONE and not someONES as you are suggesting...sheesh
i said some1

you are adding the 's' of ur own accord oh!!!!!

someONEShuh!!!!!! heheeeeeeeeeee....

Tis gal!!!!!!!

RomanceRe: To The Ladies: Which Of These Is The Easiest Way To A Woman's Heart? by IamLEGEND1: 11:35am On Jul 31, 2015
Gurgle:
LOL that's it, get back on the ground! grin and this time youre not coming back up. imagine

I don't get it, do you think im suddenly going to burst and start running wild for no reason

why do you keep so many animals. Abi the "Northerner" lifestyle? why don't you take a picture of yourself with the cows like Buhari
i just think animals are simply awesome & cute, not to mention DELICIOUS!!!!.

what i was saying was

i think ryt now you need someTHING hot in a mug.

some day, you are gonna want someONE hot in ur room.

#JustSaying

RomanceRe: To The Ladies: Which Of These Is The Easiest Way To A Woman's Heart? by IamLEGEND1: 11:20am On Jul 31, 2015
Gurgle:
Are you serious

do you mean you ate the goats but you don't want to tell me?

hm. na hot guy I go chop
Are you serious

do you mean you ate the goats but you don't want to tell me?

hm. na hot guy I go chop[/quote]i'm serious.

and yes,
the goats are currently resting in pieces.
just if you registered on NL before last Christmas, i would have mailed you one.

u dey ask me if na hot guy u go chop?

Yes and no.

ryt now, No!!!.

someday? Hell yeah!!!! (in a manner of speaking)

#IfYouKnowWatAhMean
RomanceRe: To The Ladies: Which Of These Is The Easiest Way To A Woman's Heart? by IamLEGEND1: 11:18am On Jul 31, 2015
Gurgle:
Are you serious

do you mean you ate the goats but you don't want to tell me?

hm. na hot guy I go chop
i'm serious.

and yes,
the goats are currently resting in pieces.
just if you registered on NL before last Christmas, i would have mailed you one.

u dey ask me if na hot guy u go chop?

Yes and no.

ryt now, No!!!.

someday? Hell yeah!!!!

#IfYouKnowWatAhMean
RomanceRe: To The Ladies: Which Of These Is The Easiest Way To A Woman's Heart? by IamLEGEND1: 11:10am On Jul 31, 2015
Gurgle:
Lol do you have a cat
I love biscuits but don't feel like them right now
I want something hot
i have a cat, a dog, a ram, a couple of cows & a bunch chickens. i used to have a parrot and two goats. but i sold the parrot and moved the goats to the permanent "site" during Christmas. #Serious
You want something hot?
i know a hot guy if you are interested.
RomanceRe: To The Ladies: Which Of These Is The Easiest Way To A Woman's Heart? by IamLEGEND1: 10:59am On Jul 31, 2015
Gurgle:
Lol when you change it, tell me

hahaha don't worry, youre not in suspense, I guess you just haven't eaten well this morning and youre confusing the two feelings lol

speaking of which im huuuuuuuungry

wondering what to eat
lol

Dont get ur hopes up, i'm more likely to upload a picture of my cat.

And trust me, if i dey house.

na food dey fear me.

no-holds-barred approach.

i fill myself to the brim every chance i get.

A suggestion: you can have a little water and biscuit, so u dont develop any eating disorders.

#YeahYouCanThankMeLater.
RomanceRe: To The Ladies: Which Of These Is The Easiest Way To A Woman's Heart? by IamLEGEND1: 10:44am On Jul 31, 2015
Gurgle:
Come on, do you know how many times I have stared at that picture, trying to decode what it might look like without all the editing, split frame, sunglasses and bandana? Yours is even more frustrating than no picture at all
at least i try...

you na total, utter darkness.

absolutely nothing to even analyse.

but i go change my own one day.

And you ma'am, need to stop leaving guys hanging like this.

#SuspenseIsntGoodForTheHeart
Nairaland GeneralRe: TBT-Throw Back Picture Thread by IamLEGEND1: 10:35am On Jul 31, 2015
adeh39:
Drop am nahundecided
no wori soon u go see am
Nairaland GeneralRe: TBT-Throw Back Picture Thread by IamLEGEND1: 10:31am On Jul 31, 2015
Lamispaco:
Derailers wetin na
no vex bros, we dey help keep the thread afloat make people see am come post their own.

#DerailersHaveTheirUsesToo
RomanceRe: To The Ladies: Which Of These Is The Easiest Way To A Woman's Heart? by IamLEGEND1: 10:29am On Jul 31, 2015
Gurgle:
Seriously? so did that make them tougher?

Lol, and what do you have going for you? mysterious derailer
in a way, yeah.

bt in the end, no amount of toughening up can really prepare you for all-out violence.

Mysterious derailer?

Derailer, yes.

Mysterious? No.

at least you have an idea what i look like.

which is more than i can say for you.
RomanceRe: I Want To Date A Nairalander Like Some Of You Do by IamLEGEND1: 10:20am On Jul 31, 2015
KingMakaveli:
Lol bros i no dey find wife o, just curious dats all
well,
go and be curious with someone else.
Heheeeeeeee...
Nairaland GeneralRe: TBT-Throw Back Picture Thread by IamLEGEND1: 10:18am On Jul 31, 2015
adeh39:
grin grin
How do u want our baby to look like nahgrin.....Ugly wife + Ugly husband= sad
But someone like you is okay oooocheesy
Mother of god!!!!!
na me una just dey insult like diz?
cutehector if i drop my own #TBP eh...
you go see as all dem honeys go dey line-up dey find my autograph.
RomanceRe: To The Ladies: Which Of These Is The Easiest Way To A Woman's Heart? by IamLEGEND1: 10:15am On Jul 31, 2015
Gurgle:
LOL and what kind of shakara is that

are the borno people particularly gangster and tough though? or is this boko haram stuff just a coincidence

Lol, I guess my lack of profile picture is getting to people haha
even before the whole b/haram thing

There were basically living in a second-rate sahara:

no adequate water and food

excessive heat

etc.

And yeah, you've really got the whole "mysterious brainy girl" thing going for you.

no profile picture
no signature.
RomanceRe: I Want To Date A Nairalander Like Some Of You Do by IamLEGEND1: 10:04am On Jul 31, 2015
KingMakaveli:
Lmao i just saw it the one where one kid was begging u to marry him, so funny
Bruh...

You na my nigga, so i though it was only fair that i gave you a "HANDS OFF" warning.

But if you if you still fail to cease and desist...

OH WELL ......

begins to Sharpen his cutlass

you were warned
RomanceRe: To The Ladies: Which Of These Is The Easiest Way To A Woman's Heart? by IamLEGEND1: 9:59am On Jul 31, 2015
Gurgle:
hian

by their comments we shall know them

so why did you tell me that time that Maiduguri was your hood growing up
That was supposed to be a joke....

to make me seem badass and fearless.

LOL!!


and you are racking up quite a number of e-admirers.

See what i was saying earlier?

yesterday was samurai

today is makaveli

tomoro will be ?¿?¿?¿
RomanceRe: To The Ladies: Which Of These Is The Easiest Way To A Woman's Heart? by IamLEGEND1: 9:51am On Jul 31, 2015
Gurgle:
I do love French

Can you speak it? Since Borno state is on the border with Chad I guess you must have come across a few speakers?

Or was it courtesy of google translate
i only know a lot of phrases..

names of animals and places

how to say what the time is

how to count from one to 50 (primary school)

how to greet

and some other things like that.

i can speak a little, i just cant have a lengthy conversation with a French "Master".

And i've never been to borno, i dont even live in close proximity to that place.

Comprends?

what of you, parlez vous francais?
RomanceRe: To The Ladies: Which Of These Is The Easiest Way To A Woman's Heart? by IamLEGEND1: 9:40am On Jul 31, 2015
Gurgle:
Non
u too wicked oh
even after begging you in french?
#HaveMercy
RomanceRe: To The Ladies: Which Of These Is The Easiest Way To A Woman's Heart? by IamLEGEND1: 9:30am On Jul 31, 2015
Gurgle:
Ok. anyway I don't believe your other 3 were from that game o

You must stay down there after insulting me this morning. what do you mean 1 boyfriend every 3 months mtchew
Je suis desole mademoiselle.

sil vous plait

puis je tenir debout?
RomanceRe: To The Ladies: Which Of These Is The Easiest Way To A Woman's Heart? by IamLEGEND1: 9:11am On Jul 31, 2015
Gurgle:
LOL you better stay down there, stvpid man
why would I get 20 guys in the space of 5 years, please leave me alone
and what, may I ask, it sand-sand play
wen we were young, we would play in the mud or use sand to build houses.
then say that the person with the finest house was going to become rich.
as u would expect, that argument no dey end. everybody go claim say him house fine pass.
and as for your high body-count, it's simple arithmetic.
5yrs X 12 = 60months therefore, 60months divided by 20 boyfriends
= 1 boyfriend per 3 months....
Lolzzzzz
+ so if i lie down greet you, u no go tell me to stand up ba?
#YorubaGuysDeySuffer
RomanceRe: To The Ladies: Which Of These Is The Easiest Way To A Woman's Heart? by IamLEGEND1: 8:55am On Jul 31, 2015
Gurgle:
Lol "technically"? ? ? ?
Bad guyyyyy shocked grin so whats the unofficial number?!
LOL
in 5 years what do you think the numbers will be like
unofficially?... 5. i added all the girls wey we been do sand-sand play with.
And in 5yrs time? Hmmmmmmm.... interesting.
but i think we will be counting something close to 20.LoLz
*Prostrates on the ground*
#MorningMa
RomanceRe: #SharpGuyBut Trending On Twitter, See Hilarious Tweets by IamLEGEND1: 1:52am On Jul 31, 2015
that last one though. sharpest guys no dey copy note.

#SharpGuyBut you dey show ur parents ur report card.
RomanceRe: To The Ladies: Which Of These Is The Easiest Way To A Woman's Heart? by IamLEGEND1: 1:45am On Jul 31, 2015
Gurgle:
LOL I seeeeeee

But are you sure its just 2
technically........

yeah.

but don't wori..

you dey feel squeaky clean now shey?

i will be back in 5yrs time to audit the numbers you have accrued.

#OhICantWait
RomanceRe: To The Ladies: Which Of These Is The Easiest Way To A Woman's Heart? by IamLEGEND1: 1:37am On Jul 31, 2015
Gurgle:
I cant believe we're having this conversation

Don't worry, when school resumes you can go and find the 3rd one

By the way you still havent given me details about those 2
details?

details no suppose dey na.

we keep it ambiguous, remember?

#YouTaughtMeThat

#ParanoiaBeginningToSetIn
RomanceRe: To The Ladies: Which Of These Is The Easiest Way To A Woman's Heart? by IamLEGEND1: 1:29am On Jul 31, 2015
Gurgle:
LOL @ Biafran! hahahaha

Shebi you want to add me to your golden list of Igbo girls

You cant grin
the body count is not that high

just 2 oh

remember

#TheySayThe3rdTimeIsACharm
RomanceRe: To The Ladies: Which Of These Is The Easiest Way To A Woman's Heart? by IamLEGEND1: 1:21am On Jul 31, 2015
Gurgle:
Youre too smaaaaaaall Mr Pig
i may or may not be

#YouNeverKnowUntillYouTry grin

#GiveLoveAchanceOhYeBiafran
RomanceRe: To The Ladies: Which Of These Is The Easiest Way To A Woman's Heart? by IamLEGEND1: 1:15am On Jul 31, 2015
Gurgle:
LOL is that what you want your future wife to think

Forgerrit mehn
are you offering to be?

coz in that case, i'm more than happy to re-evaluate

#MoralAdjustments
RomanceRe: To The Ladies: Which Of These Is The Easiest Way To A Woman's Heart? by IamLEGEND1: 12:58am On Jul 31, 2015
Gurgle:
Lol you again

It is but not before the other 2 have been established

What do you think
i'm not a woman so i don't think i'm in a position to give any meaningful input.

but i'll say: C,B,A.

in order of decreasing importance. wink
RomanceRe: To The Ladies: Which Of These Is The Easiest Way To A Woman's Heart? by IamLEGEND1: 12:41am On Jul 31, 2015
Gurgle:
Yeah but its the success that brings the right kind of money

If he got money from being a armed robber or a drug dealer, to me that's not success

Success is not just about money, its a whole frame of mind. When guys get it the right way, its really attractive
so i take it sex is not that big a deal to you shocked

#InstructMeInThineWaysOhMistress
RomanceRe: Advise: Is It Advisable Ro Still Be Her Friend? by IamLEGEND1: 12:32am On Jul 31, 2015
five WHOLE years

just for her to banish you to the friendzone (A.K.A phantom zone)

cut her loose and run while you still can.
RomanceRe: t by IamLEGEND1: 12:29am On Jul 31, 2015
josh2015:
We have both done that over the years but we always seem to comeback. I like her and also won't mind a relationship. She wants the same but wants to take her time
the in the mean time
you find urself a nice,sexy lady
to be
uuuuuuuhhhhmmm

eeeeeeeerrrhhhh


"servicing" you while you wait for her to come back to her senses.
RomanceRe: t by IamLEGEND1: 12:29am On Jul 31, 2015
RomanceRe: t by IamLEGEND1: 11:54pm On Jul 30, 2015
josh2015:
I have done that over the phone. She feels we are too close. I know her sister and cousins and she is scared.
then MOVE ON

#NoTime

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