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RomanceRe: Is It Normal To Be Attracted To Single Mothers by IamLEGEND1: 8:31am On Jun 05, 2015

RomanceRe: PHOTO: Go Girl! Go Girl!! Go Girl!!! by IamLEGEND1: 8:24am On Jun 05, 2015
HURRAAYYY....





NOW THEY CAN PISS INSIDE A MALTINA CAN
FamilyRe: Share Beautiful Names You Will Gives To Your Kids When They Are Born! by IamLEGEND1: 8:13am On Jun 05, 2015
Pinkieblue:
5kids huh?? School fees dey increase everyday o
the 5th one is the one who was conceived by mistake and due to our cluelessness, hence















EBELE.
RomanceRe: PLEASE, What Am I Doing Wrong? by IamLEGEND1: 7:49am On Jun 05, 2015
she's either not that into you or she is just ur everyday dumb bìtch who thinks her looks is enough. this is the type who will lie down like a dead crayfish wen u banging dem..












EITHER WAY, itz a no-win situation for you.









#BadtGuysDontDoDumbChicks
RomanceRe: Ladies, This Is Just The Truth by IamLEGEND1: 7:39am On Jun 05, 2015
And ur point is?
RomanceRe: Guys Be Honest by IamLEGEND1: 6:36am On Jun 05, 2015
Ngozi's face is way too gross for me






stella looks like a guy in his late 40s








So i will probably only do diezani, and i will hav to cover her face with a pillow in the process too.






her eyes is too big for my liking.
RomanceRe: Soon Women Will Start Paying Men To Suck Their Breasts See Why? by IamLEGEND1: 6:30am On Jun 05, 2015
we dont need the scare of breäst cancer to be able to get dem böøbs plastered on our face.
RomanceRe: Mention 2 Nairalanders That Suit Any Of The Groups? by IamLEGEND1: 6:28am On Jun 05, 2015
our youths





leaders of tomorrow ( or at least datz wat we hope)


















SMH
RomanceRe: When Is It Ok To First Say "I Love You." by IamLEGEND1: 6:20am On Jun 05, 2015
who cares?







if u feel the same way, u just dive right in...








life in 9ja is (sadly) too short to be beating around the bush.
RomanceRe: See How Love Is Portrayed In A Super Realism Portrait Sketch Drawing by IamLEGEND1: 6:15am On Jun 05, 2015
kAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIII....











if no be lie u dey lie den i truly am impressed.
RomanceRe: Photos: See Cossy Orjiakor's Bo*obs All Over The Place At Yaw’s Commedy Show by IamLEGEND1: 6:05am On Jun 05, 2015
shockwave91:
all i see is tits tits tits no matter what. Got boobies on ma mind i can neva get enough.

When d boobies come into ma bedroom, all ma d*ck is go up!.............and it stay there!! And it stay there!! And it stay there!! Up down up down up down!!!!!

All i see is tits tits tits!! If all u see is tits put ur d*ck in the air and make it stay there!!!
(Luda!)
BOÖBIES goin' in on the verse
Cause THEY never been defeated and THEY won't stop now
Keep your hands up get 'em in the sky for the
BOÖBIES
That didn't make it and the folks locked down
I never went no where
But they saying BOÖBIES back
Blame it on that Conjure
The hood call it Luda-BÖOBS
And I'm on this foolish track, so I spit my
foolish BÖOBS
My BÖOBs go up and down like strippers boÖBIES
go
THOSE BÖOBIES still be serving, tight like a million
virgins
Last time on a Khaled remix, now I'm on the
original BÖOBIES
Can't never count me out
Y'all better count me in
Got twenty BÖOBIES YO', accountants count me
in
Make millions every year, the BÖOBIEs champion
Cause all I do, all I, all I, all I
All I do is
RomanceRe: Ladies That Want To Marry by IamLEGEND1: 11:38pm On Jun 04, 2015
ronald4lif:
Marriage is just a form of a relationship and isn't necessarily the means to an end of a relationship. There are couples who cohabitates and are having a blasting and happy relationship more than a lot of married couples. Modern marriages and relationships have almost equal chances of collapsing so why people think that it can always last a lifetime and make it a top priority in their lives is baffling.

I'm not against marriage, we all hope to get married someday, but the weight and relevance attached to it isn't worth it since a lot of modern marriages hit the rocks after a few years.

If only people have married friends who can open up to them and tell them what they are going through and the bondage they're engrossed in just coz they are married some people might have a rethink. The banter and lovey dovey attitude a lot of couple display publicly that prompt some to envy marital institution doesn't usually reflect what they are experiencing in the closet.

Also, you're implying that once a guy has got a good job and is independent he shouldn't date a girl for more than 2years without proposing. Well, just so you know, it takes more than having a good job for one to be ready to deal with marriage and the responsibilities that comes with it.

RomanceRe: Advice!! What Her Husband Insisted On Calling Her. by IamLEGEND1: 11:30pm On Jun 04, 2015
u call him Nebudchanezzar (or wateva the correct spellin is)
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Wants Joint Account After Marriage by IamLEGEND1: 11:26pm On Jun 04, 2015
alryt, matured mind is here





... does she work full time too?






will she be contributing anything significant to ur joint somtin.





coz






u know we have werey husbands these days...
















#SayNoToBeingWereyed
RomanceRe: Typical Naija Lady by IamLEGEND1: 11:22pm On Jun 04, 2015
dat number two is on point










.how can u be shouting tinz like














"Oh sweet lord"












"HOLY MAAAAAAAAAAARYYY"










..





"DJESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUSS"















ASSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH......







and then she starts uttering things like







"Oh father, forgive us for wat we are doin on this bed"






.













i'm like

RomanceRe: Guys Be Honest by IamLEGEND1: 11:15pm On Jun 04, 2015
Teempakguy:
Er, huh Both . . . .

RomanceRe: Display Of Flashy Things That Scare Broke And Responsible Dudes Away From Ladies by IamLEGEND1: 11:03pm On Jun 04, 2015
tosyne2much:
in case you don't know, this is an informal write-up


According to what I was taught in my secondary school, the use of slangs are allowed in an informal write-up like this, so what exactly are you talking about ?


Ab.oki or no Abo.ki, it doesn't change anything
slangs?














yes.


































wristwatch 's intentions were benign and i get dat. calling igbo's biafarans isnt needed either. notwithstanding, not a lot of people care wat u call their tribe on a faceless forum, neither do i.
all i'm saying is















#RiseAboveTheHate







*drops mic*
RomanceRe: Display Of Flashy Things That Scare Broke And Responsible Dudes Away From Ladies by IamLEGEND1: 10:48pm On Jun 04, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

You have self-esteem issues, mister. The seeming inferiority complex you ooze is quite telling.smiley

I'm proud (extremely proud) of my Ibibio heritage that even people around me feel somewhat intimidated and taken aback by the seeming superiority air of it and denigrading me for it goes out the window.

#ProudlyIbibio cool
i'll just read ur comment and laugh it off





coz i honestly am struggling to get ur point.





just bcoz i pointed out the needless use of the word abøki?





i couldnt giv less dan a fück how northerners are referred to, but i just thought it necessary to point out our inability to move past tribal segregation.






and actually, my tribal heritage gives me a kind of "STAND-OUT" feeling, if u know wat i mean. u only need to check my signature to see dat.





i am fulani and that is one of the things i will forever be proud of, just like u should be of ur ibibio heritage. anyone who doesnt feel dat way about his tribe is an e-diot and should be regarded as such.
RomanceRe: Display Of Flashy Things That Scare Broke And Responsible Dudes Away From Ladies by IamLEGEND1: 9:19pm On Jun 04, 2015
wristwatch:
No bro. I won't. U are the first northerner I have met here. Nice meeting u bro
dat sounded kinda weird














.....







....



.....



but nice meeting u too BRO..
RomanceRe: Display Of Flashy Things That Scare Broke And Responsible Dudes Away From Ladies by IamLEGEND1: 9:16pm On Jun 04, 2015
wristwatch:
Lol. Are u a aboki?
Not in the traditional sense



i grew up in ibadan






but yes, i am a northerner


Fulani....










u gonna make a joke about that too?
RomanceRe: Display Of Flashy Things That Scare Broke And Responsible Dudes Away From Ladies by IamLEGEND1: 9:08pm On Jun 04, 2015
wristwatch:
It's a pity u are the only one condemning the that aspect because we both know it's true and I am joking about it.
and u think itz funny?







I GIV UP .
RomanceRe: Why Is It Hard For Beautiful Ladies To Keep Male Friends? by IamLEGEND1: 9:01pm On Jun 04, 2015
AbuMikey:
So, You see, if You not an advocate, then 2-timing is actually worthless cause, which no sane guy would want to embark on.
the truth is





while it is entirely possible to have casual friends of the opposite gender






it is extremely






X-TREEEEEMELY






difficult to have a very close friend of the opposite gender. A tight friend gets to know and deal with your habits et al. and if that friend stays for the long run, he obviously likes you(coz we cant be friends with people we dont like)















So in the case of platonic friendships btwn members of opposite sèxes..... that mutual respect and admiration u have for each other escalates pretty fast.





itz not only a guy thing too, a lot of galz have experienced diz, but as we all know








they'd rather die than tell the guy









they go ahead and scheme behind his back so that he loses all his prospective romantic interests and turns his attention towards her(romantically).
RomanceRe: A Lady Friend Needs An Advise by IamLEGEND1: 8:48pm On Jun 04, 2015
wat sort of nønsense is this?
RomanceRe: Display Of Flashy Things That Scare Broke And Responsible Dudes Away From Ladies by IamLEGEND1: 8:41pm On Jun 04, 2015
adeh39:
Please ooo, Can you please point out the *ABOKII* in that write up?

Because as far as I am concerned, there is nothing like Abokii in it, maybe I need Googles or somethinghuh





#Scent#
the stuff about ze äbøki is in reference to the 1st (abi na 2nd?) comment.
RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland Contest 2015 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by IamLEGEND1: 8:36pm On Jun 04, 2015
HMMMMMMMMMMMMM........


..








...



Who to vote for








who to spam threads for








#ThinkingOutLoud
RomanceRe: Why Is It Hard For Beautiful Ladies To Keep Male Friends? by IamLEGEND1: 8:32pm On Jun 04, 2015
AbuMikey:
No sane dude with a Girlfriend would ever get bothered about the 'dreaded' friendzone, from other ladies.
u never heard of 2-timing bro?



...








though i'm in no way an advocate.
RomanceRe: Why Is It Hard For Beautiful Ladies To Keep Male Friends? by IamLEGEND1: 8:28pm On Jun 04, 2015
No sane dude likes the dreaded friendzone






coz no one gets out of there alive.







#ItzAdeathTrap
RomanceRe: A GAY Guy Is Stalking Me... by IamLEGEND1: 8:24pm On Jun 04, 2015
czarr:
.....I bet u feel smart!
u re not!,it wasn't really a cry for help,dummy.
....just wanted to hear peoples view on the matter. so you see my friend,your 'deduction' is highly flawed. find somebody else to intimidate with your 'thoughts'

RomanceRe: Display Of Flashy Things That Scare Broke And Responsible Dudes Away From Ladies by IamLEGEND1: 8:21pm On Jun 04, 2015
after a fairly sensible write-up





it was a shame that you had to spoil everything by intergrating a demeaning tribal joke in your post.





Aböki is a degrading slang word used to depict the hausa man as intellectually inferior and its a shame dat in this age and time we still make use such terms...







and the worst part...






NOBODY SEEMS TO CARE....
RomanceRe: Am Gone Romancelanders by IamLEGEND1: 7:53pm On Jun 04, 2015
Dont bang your head on the door on your way out....





#sissy.

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