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see this one. Do you take all ur friends to lunch? |
missjo:save for family,there is no friendly vaginà.EVER! Unless the girl in question is just too ugly to love.....which is a different case entirely. |
missjo:That'll be incest,which is illegal. So,no. not including my sisters. Every other vaginà is fair game. |
i have a headache....will read later. |
Fabulocity:biko,make dem do sharp-sharp make the place habitable. I'll be on the 1st available flight out. Ahdon tire. |
That small thing.
mtcheeeeewww. |
I think he was just high. |
As long as it's human, possesses a pair of legs and has a vagìna,then it is well within ur rights as a guy to bang the hell out of that thing. |
i don't want to live on this planet anymore. |
You lost me at 'recharge card'. na only once I don ever send airtime for my life & that was to my aunt who was stuck in traffic. |
Donmams:Your logic is flawless. |
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70k in three months. na my total expenses in a year be that, my tuition & registration fees included. And she dey complain on top everything. that Girl don use your sense wipe floor finish. |
WindUpMerchant:You all these ajebo shidren wey no experience boarding life sef.... na only to dey do homework for parlour and doing omo-mummy una sabi. |
Oyind17:yex dear. ![]() u know I'll do anything for u. see as you don't draw me come this thread.... one stupìd keke napep driver wan test my patience this afternoon.... I just dey vex now. |
Naija girls, Haba! wetin join Fever and recharge card I no know. na so hunger don chop us reach? And you,ur mumu no be here. Uploading screenshots of a private chat was proof enough of ur mental insufficiency,but not having the decency to so much as conceal her identity from the eyes of the watchful public is reason enough to wish ur mom had given ur dad a blowjob_on that night. Nonsense_ |
10yrs?
homeboyz don grow grey hair be that na. |
With the kyn news wey dem Kenya,Zimbabwe, Congo et al. dey generate....... we still get hope. |
Women! #SMH You slept with ur supposed best friend's boyfriend and somehow you're pointing the accusing finger at the guy. But it's something we've known since the earth's inception- THE LADY IS NEVER TO BE BLAMED. |
Pele my brother,I hope you scale ur present challenges. |
Excessive consumption of dog meat. |
Inside bush. which in hindsight wasn't a very good idea even if it kinda was at the time. Came back home with a very itchy ass,with the tiny grass seeds stuck between my butt crack. |
So which one are you planning on getting?
Aboniki? I know a dealer,I can hook u up. |
Do you know you make phone calls with a cellular device?. |
When you slide ur hand down her panties and find a dìck. |
Another brave warrior has perished on account of a vagìna. It is a sad day for the brethren community worldwide. But as a guyman myself,I know there is no better way to die than on top a tight vagìna. Rest in peace Sikiru Olarewanju,you died on duty. We will remember the name. |
swaggu= 0.02% |
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