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the meticulousness involved in something this useless is disturbing. |
dafuq is this? e better as e scam you,maybe you'll go back to school and learn basic english. |
When it comes to sex, I’m similar to the Thrilla in Manila Honeys call me "Bigga the Cond0m Filler" Whether it’s stiff tongue or stiff dick_ Biggie squeeze it to make shit_fit, now check this shit_ I got the pack of Rough Riders in the back of the Pathfinder You know the epilogue by James Todd Smith -- I get swift with the lyrical gift Hit you with a_dick, make your kidney shift Here we go, here we go, but I’m not Domino I got the funk flow to make your drawers drop slow So recognize the dick_size in these Karl Kani jeans I wear thirteens -- know what I mean? I’ll fuck_around and hit you with the Hennessy_dick Mess around and go blind, don’t get to see_shit The next batter, here to shatter your bladder It doesn’t matter: skinny or fat or light-skinned or black Baby, I drop these Boricua mamis screaming ¡ay papi! NOTORIOUS B.I.G- one more chance |
Forget long story..... no money = bachelorhood for life. |
depends on the city it decides to reside in. If e wan lose him life calabar girls dey on alert..... e wan get haircut and waxing Lagos/Enugu/P.Harcourt babes dey on standby. if e just wan disappear with no trace... ➡benin |
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Sphilip1:Boss,I don prostrate. How work? |
who dem be..... make I port go there first. |
let your booty do that yoga |
They made the female model first...where is it?
I don't want to stare at another Guy's crotch. |
mtchewwww |
mamagee3:Don't ask me stupid questions. mtcheeewwww....fuck_this shìt. I'm outta here. |
You think Nigerian babes care about recession? the first thing on their mind is always money,then money..... after that comes money again. |
I honestly feel like throwing up.
see as you old but you can't even pretend to act your age.
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what in God's name is this? |
e mean say all the sense wey been evaporate from ur body before don dey return. you know say as our director of women affairs,all those campus babes don shak you. |
i no wan laugh abeg.
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what insolence.kai,that punchline pain me. make that guy no make me vex climb twitter.
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MrCork:(No oofense)... ![]() |
I would've appreciated the stuff but she just too ugly. |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MAKE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DON'T |
my whole life. |
it's always a friend. when you have your own story to post,contact me by sending an electronic letter to my cellular device. |
TrapQueen77:as opposed to where? |
Zukerberg,Edakun why you no come check us out for Maiduguri? |
AhDonGerrit..... JAMB don already give new students admission abi na last year set be this? |
rokiatu:Eh! wife doesn't get that much leeway. Not even close. She'll be made to wear a pitch-black burqa and must be indoors at all times. no eye contact is allowed with male visitors either. You still interested? ![]() |
Berbierklaus:Yeah that's not gonna happen. I can compromise on a lot of things but yansh size isn't one if them. If girl no get yansh,then hard luck.....maybe someday she'll find some bìtch-ass niggah who's not into an aesthetically pleasing derrière and they'll date,get married and live happily never after. |
Berbierklaus:if there is any way you can channel all the fat to ur posterior....that'll be great. I no too like fat stuff,unless that thing is an ass. |
One of the few colours I don't think I'll ever wear in my lifetime.
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Bestie my big, black,hairy ass. |
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