₦airaland Forum

ola33t:





Most of the celebrities are attention seeking addicts, who can do anything to chase clout and stay in the news. From one staged beef to another and one staged trend to another.

She should have come up with a better plot for her charade, which was intended to flaunt her soft bum; or at least, she could have given a cleaner view other than this bruise-ridden thigh of hers.
When I saw, near death and gutter, I was expecting to see serious bone fracture or hip dislocation from the impact of the crash; rather, all I could see is a bruised hip which looks like the aftermath of some masochist session in the club.

People fall everyday and life goes on. Next time if you haven't got any better thing to flaunt, just keep your blooded bum to yourself. It's for your personal concern and not for public consumption.

you nailed it.

SamJed:
I stand to be corrected but it seems this groups are practising the true form of Islam that is Islam as written in the Quran. They stand so bold quoting the Quran giving quotations to defend their stance. Also for the former leader of ISIS to be a PhD holder in Islamic studies, it shows that he knows what he is doing.....from my own point of view, this guys are not daft, they are actually following instructions in their book

islam is a religion of terror.

This man is mocking Christianity, what kind and manner of useless show off is this. Let's beware of this end time pastors

Freemanbobble:
Mumu people
Last last after you don fight finish the ATM nor go pay you
The ATM go tell you

" issuer or switch inoperative"

Then you go insert am again
The ATM go tell you
"Card not smart"

You bring am out clean am
Then insert am again
The ATM go tell you
" currently out of service"

Then you don dey frustrate small small
You insert am again
The ATM go tell you
"Insufficient funds"

Then you go insert am again
Boom!!!
The thing go sieze your card

See wahalar
Cry you nor go fit cry
to make the matter worse
Your card na zenith bank
And the the ATM machine na first bank

And according to CBN rule if ATM machine seize your card and the ATM machine and your card nor be the same bank

You are on your own
You can't get that card anymore
The bank will not give you your card according to CBN rules because it is not the same bank. They will destroy the card
You will go and do another one with one thousand naira

sense no go kill you

Chepos1:
Where is his picture?
If not how can the masses identify him?

good question

Olalan:
The hustle is damm real

the lie is too much,

fergie001:
In their own case, no reported death of a SA'n instead is an unverified number of arrests.


Our own case, only one day, death, can't we arrest?..are we this poor at crowd control or is a case of we are what they say we are!?



Very sad.......RIP to the dead.

it will not be well with Nigerian Police O, how many protester did South African Police kill, they didn't even shoot at their citizens for all the mayhem, they are causing, but just little shoe of solidarity by our people in our own country, the police has pull the trigger, why do we hate our own people.

Biritiko:
The idiot should be thrown into an underground prison.
Bloody greedy mofo!

jealous fool, never do well, you don't know anything than to comment trash on nairaland.

tsdarkside:
who is he waving to....??

he is waving to the forest

Daniel304:
Nobody should quote me

you know well

Daniel304:
Nobody should quote me

you know well

Simplyleo:
Okay.

I wish to appeal to all our ipob members resident in Japan to ensure compliance with this simple and straight order from our courageous leader, ohamadik lamidi cownu presently residing in The UK.

This is a great opportunity to unravel the mystery behind the jubrin/Buhari swap

It also affords us the opportunity to remove his cap and have a closer look at his palms. 
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Additionally, I wish to appeal to our ever courageous leader to be there in person to monitor the degree of loyalty of our members.

Finally, non of us will start screaming "injustice" to UN, ECOWAS, FIFA CAF etcetera etcetera at the end of the whole event, we will not hold anyone or tribe responsible for our actions.

God bless the japan-resident ipob members in anticipation of strict compliance.

you made no sense

let's see what the idiotic IPOB miscreants will do the ��, they can't do shshit

it's so expensive, the main reason why we should all avoid smoking and drinking heavily. life is precious o

SensualArt:
GREAT

devil

Prime4Val:
Greetings everyone, nairalanders please I beseech you to help a brother, I am in dire need of 5k naira. I've tried some means of getting it all to no avail, I've even tried borrowing to hopefully pay back next week but all failed. I beg whoever it is that is capable of helping to please help me with any amount please am pleading. Below are my account details and phone number. Thanks and God bless you.

2075969873
UBA
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09064087938‎

Use your phone to loan money, it's very easy.

mosho2good:
Bedroom matters

Quick Ejaculation

This Causes about 70% of Sexual frustrations in marriages. You will never know how depressed and unhappy a man is when he is not being able to last up to 2 Minutes during sex. Every man going through such situation really wish they can overcome it. Trust me, many men are having this issue.

Many sexually unsatisfied ladies are not happy. They think about their sexual lives with their husband and honey taste like Bitter leaf soup in their mouth.

Some of the causes of Quick ejaculation are: Sugar, Alcohol, illness, and most importantly, Anxiety (mindset).

As a man, Avoid excess sugar intake. Taking excessive alcohol and Soft drinks are not enjoyment. I leant this few years ago. My Rule is, I don't take up to 2 bottles of Soft drinks a week. That alcohol you think is bitter contains sugar more than even the soft drinks. Reduce your intake.

Take more of Natural products, Nature has blessed us with lots of fruits, herbs, vegetables to keep us agile. Instead of that Soft drink, why not get Banana, Avocado, Peers and take? Instead of that 5th bottle of alcohol, why not Blend tiger nuts with date palm and coconut and drink?

Also know that some sexual positions helps in delaying ejaculation. The sex position, Missionary in any given day will make you cum faster than cowgirl. You should know how to switch positions.

Secondly, there are some behavioral techniques some people use to delay ejaculation, when it feels like they might cum anytime soon, some men stop thrusting, withdraw and focus on romance to give them more time. it's called STOP AND START.

Some men also stops, withdraw, squeeze or twist the cap of their penis hard to reduce sensitivity that will lead to ejaculation, after a while, they continue thrusting. it buys time for them. It's called SQUEEZING.

Wish you all Sexual satisfaction in your marriages.

are you normal?

ArcFresky:
Almost did that with My note 5, when I just bought, was trying to form for my friends, but the thought of 250k stopped me.

Thank God I didn't, some friends are bad oohhh.

sharp guy, but you should have bought an iPhone 7 or x instead.

Uchenaija:
Dance by an ex-convict


For future ex-convicts


To pro ex-convicts


If you know you know





Love to look real good? Check my signature

are you the one the one that convicted him @nairamarley, get a life dude, he was awaiting trial and has not been convicted.

the Mod is as dumb as the lady burning the Bible, from the video you clearly hear that she is speaking Ashanti, which implies she is Ghanaian and the OP say na Nigerian mami water worshipper.

spartan50:
Ugly guy. Those of you supporting this clown are demented. Thus shows how degraded our moral values is now. Even a yahoo boy is now seen as legit and we keep blaming politicians when we can actually rise against their ways and set this country. Fela was truly right about Nigerians we are never ready..

you are a fool

Sonnobax15:
Ex-con no be qood name at all!

he has not be convicted yet, you don't know the meaning of convict.

Hades2016:
Rest on bro ... Mean while I’m first to comment ... Oya make Una come party for my house e no easy

shey you have sense at all.

HonAdeli:
I love this intense heat on yahoo boys by EFCC.. We will stop being intimidated by this useless guys

suffer head, bad belle, it's not your fault, poverty has suck deep into your ogbono brains

tetralogyfallot:
Instead of marksmanship competition as its done in developed countries. Abeg who did this to us as a country

na your village people cause am

osemoses1234:
No sense

can your father do same

dakido:
FTC and i am new member�

so what should we do

MrFuckallday:
Lol I die say this massage no get happy ending. If I was the one I'd whip out my dong and slap it frantically on her labia for no reason.
But this song guy suppose get small shame na. He's too grown to be looking like a fool in the name of social media massage

I like the ending part of your comment, that was an epic savagery

NaijaRoyalty:
We know the tradermoni scam was all for the election .

A hate to say this but alot of Nigerians are fools .

including you

elder1002:
The work of APC people.... Rip sir

you are insane

post=76840194:
Lol .
No be small bouncing o!
Bouncing to prison!!

they have no regrets, its worth it

emeijeh:
Drunk you were,

Olosho you are

omo see epic savagely