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Lovilla:
Yorubas

dont make it about tribe oh

Jaybee3456:
Honestly it's quite annoying seeing how this trend is moving in this country. How does one just wake up and decide to break records of professionals? This thing is now a joke lol. I don't know hilda personally but what i know is she planned, strategized and made sure everything is in place for her to break the record she just broke. Then came chef dammy no training, no planning, no strategy but went on to try breaking a record she knew nothing about?

It's quite hilarious seeing everything unfold before my eyes lol. This is one problem i have with our people, we are not innovative enough. There are so many ideas to be implemented but no emeka sells shoes and he's successful ok make i go dey sell shoes too, or funke bakes bread and she's doing quite well make i go dey bake bread too. Then at that point you're there struggling with that person with the same targeted audience, isn't it hilarious?

We really need to do better honestly or maybe it's this generation of Nigerians that are just not thinking properly, i mean see this ondo girl she slept off while trying to break the hilda's record . That's what happens when you jump into something with no idea of or the other lady that slumped while doing massage it is well. This trend isn't stopping anytime soon so more failed attemps to come.

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COOK-A-THON OR COOK-A-WAR

I just came across a post that made me write this now.

Nigerians are something else.
Is it desperation or poverty or just attention seeking
First of all, I didn’t see any reason for the whole hype around this trend called cook-a-thon, what exactly is the point of cooking for 1 million hours? But that aside though

This cooking trend started after Hilda Bacci took up the challenge, I applaud her for that, it takes a lot of balls to cook for 100 hours, I must give it to her, she killed it.

Now the problem is not Hilda, the problem is the rising morons jumping onto the record-breaking, for God’s sake Hilda just managed to win this, the best you can do is let her enjoy the moment of victory, go and break another record instead of putting yourself in a competition with the lady Hilda.

Nigerians have a bad attitude right from time and it is the attitude of jumping into a business the moment they see that one person is making a success from that business, it doesn’t matter whether they understand the business or not, they will jump into it, they did it with POS, they did it with the church, they did it with comedy, they did it with fashion designing, the list goes on. There is a POS on every corner you turn, there is a church on every street you enter, everybody is now a comedian online, there are 50 fashion designers on one street, Nigeria why?
And now Hilda put up an effort to break a record and all of a sudden people are now jumping unto the trend like it’s jollof rice.
One girl called Dammy entered the cook-a-thon trend and we couldn’t tell if she was doing a cooking or singing or dancing challenge, at some point she vanished from her live video, she was moving around with security escorts and getting praises from church members, till today we don’t know if she is still cooking.
Another person also entered the trend and after 50 hours that one slept off.
Another person a man entered the trend and soon faded away.
At some point, some monkeys tried to make it become a tribal battle.
Why are you people an enemy of progress? If you want to challenge the new record holder at least you will wait for some time before you challenge her record. Hilda waited for some years before challenging the previous record holder.
It is a shame that some of us cannot celebrate the achievements of others instead our first instinct is to collect that achievement from them.

I think that these people who jumped into the cook-a-thon challenge thought they would get the same level of media attention as Hilda Bacci but they were shamefully disappointed.
Hilda had not even collected her award from Guinness yet people began jumping onto the trend.
Please you all should stop being unfortunate in life, life na turn by turn, wait for your time and allow others to enjoy theirs, no put sand inside another person's food.
To challenge the record is not bad but wait for some time so that it doesn’t look like envy.


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HOW TO BE SUCCESSFUL IN LIFE

What you are about to read is not like every other success write-up you use to know; it's high time we spit the truth...

What do you understand success to be?

Success for me could be having a billion dollars in my account, success for you could be your achievements in changing the lives of people every step of the way, and success for others could be the number of awards they achieved...
Our definition of success differs greatly, just as our strategies for achieving it differs

The very first step in getting the spirit of success is to first define your own success. What do you want to achieve? Is it money, awards, changing lives, women, or estates? Define it... with a definition, you have a road map on which you plan.

You must also understand that you must first succeed with little things before you can succeed with bigger things...

Now let’s be very plain here...

The road to success is very bleeped up; not a smooth ride... they tell you success is like climbing up a ladder... sorry bro you have been lied to... the road to success is scary, full of traps and bombs, water and fire, enemies upon enemies, trust and betrayals, jumping and diving, running and hiding...
There are certain things you must understand so you don’t get frustrated in your pursuit of success
1. No one is going to fix you, you got to fix yourself
2. You must accept yourself the way you are
3. Life will never be perfect
4. Those who complain must achieve less
5. No one has it all figured out
6. Enemies will accumulate
7. You are not special
8. Being too kind is a weakness
9. Success is not achieved by hard work

1. NO ONE IS GOING TO FIX YOU, YOU GOT TO FIX YOURSELF
Not one person will fix you, you alone will build your success tower as you encounter increasing challenges. No one will fix you because everyone is busy fighting their own battle, they don’t care how difficult your life is because they have theirs to worry about.
For success to be reached you must kill the entitlement mentality, no one owes you anything, and you are not entitled to any share/part of anybody’s wealth, not even your parents

2. YOU MUST ACCEPT YOURSELF THE WAY YOU ARE
They say we are all beautifully and fearfully made... yes some people are unattractive or scary to look at and they owe you no apology about it. The reason is that the real you doesn't start from your face but your mind. Do you have a problem with your looks? You are feeling unattractive? Well then feel free to have facial surgery, or change your skin color but I promise you that every time you look in the mirror, the first thing your mind tells you is “This can never be you”... you can change your face but not who you are.
Low self-esteem is a curse that needs to be fought out of one’s mind if you wish to be successful because of you do nothing about it, it will breed and reproduce in your mind and get you tied to your comfort zone

3. LIFE WILL NEVER BE PERFECT
As a film director, one of the lessons you learn is that you cannot always have what you want. I know many of us picture a perfect success, maybe a full luxurious house, expensive cars, and super gadgets... success is step by step until the end, you cannot always have it all, and what you picture may not be exactly what you will get. Even if you get it all, from luxury houses to expensive fast cars to super gadgets, you surely wouldn’t have time for some of these things which will end up lying hardly used or touched; life will never be perfect but it can always be better

4. THOSE WHO COMPLAIN MOST ACHIEVE LESS
The same thing applies to those who boast most... actions are better appreciated than words.
Since when has complaining solved problems, the best complains can do for you is advance into lamentations and attract sympathy for you because that is all you deserve. Stop complaining and do something about your problems because if you don’t, no one will

5. NO ONE HAS IT ALL FIGURED OUT
In the road map of success, there are lots of puzzles to be solved, some you would solve, some will take a while, but there are some you will never figure out; at this point do not waste much time on this part of life because if you do, you would prolong your success time and still wouldn’t figure them out
How do I end corruption?
How do I deal with evil?
How do I eradicate poverty?
How do I make the world love me?
How can I be the best?
How do I succeed without offending others?
Save yourself the trouble and move on with your life...

6. ENEMIES WILL ACCUMULATE#
Whether you believe it or not, your success will become a thorn to some other person. In life there is the ongoing competition of greatness, this is a struggle that will never end; just as you can’t walk through the bushes without stepping on the grasses, you can’t walk through success without stepping on toes or getting in other people’s way... the higher you climb, the more your enemies...

7. YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL
You could be intelligent, and smart, and you could be lucky with opportunities but never proclaim yourself special in mind or in words. There are thousands who are better than you, you are only privileged and not special. The same cancer that killed that guy can also kill you, the same accident that killed that girl can also kill you, you fall from the 5th floor you get broken to pieces, you get bitten by a venomous snake you die.
You are nothing but just a man working to enjoy life just like others

8. BEING TOO KIND IS A WEAKNESS
“Bro please can I borrow your laptop?”
“I’m sorry you can’t”
“Please, bro... I need to get this project done”
“I don’t give out my office... this is where I do my business”
“So you can’t help a brother”
“Sorry, I can’t... go to a cyber cafe”...
What if you give out your laptop and it gets stolen, what would you do?
Too much of everything is bad... if you give women too much h attention, you will begin to look like shit to them.
If you do not know how to say “No” you become used by others who would take advantage of your kindness
You must learn to say “NO” when it's necessary and it must be confidently and firmly...
Saying yes to every Tom, Dick, and Harry can lead to your own detriment and get you off the success track

9. SUCCESS IS NOT ACHIEVED BY HARD WORK
The truth is, not everyone will make it in life, this is because many are busy working hard and not smart

Do you want to be a CEO? Do you want to be the boss? Then you must quit working hard and start working smart.
If hard work is the road to success, bricklayers, conductors, and street hawkers will all be rich because these people are hard workers
I knew of a woman who owned a large fashion firm with over 20 employees but funny enough she doesn't know how to pedal a sewing machine... hard workers will forever remain employees and not employers.

You cannot be a CEO if you are not smart


I pity slothful people; if hard workers are still struggling to get out of poverty I wonder what would be the fate of the lazy man

For every success you define, there are techniques and strategies to achieving them but you must also understand the essence of PATIENCE...



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Jimmythewise:
Because we live in a world where everyone pretends.

There are no role models on earth and there is no true love either.

Humans are extremely greedy and selfish beings who "chase clout" at any given opportunity.

Have you seen the way pastors pride themselves as though they are more special than you but they still preach against pride.

Omo Pastors are another topic on their own

RECTEM:
Because that is the nature of peole. When people die it's not necessary a good thing for everyone else. It's pretty simple if you ask me, that means that person just wants to look good in front of others who are truly griefing. When you hate somebody and they die, you don't want to actually just blurt it out and say you hate them. What would the others think? You are showing your bad side to them. When you do they will think. “Ah, what a horrible person, better not associate with them any further.” And you will think “That's not good, even when you're dead you still find a way to win their sympathy? It's pathetic to be honest. If I blurted out my own opinion they will find me horrible. And thats unacceptable.” Making you a goody-two shoes who just pretends to be concerned just because your dead. They wear a face mask, because for them it's a pain to have others screeching and gossiping behind your back saying your a horrible person

Hmmm makes a a lot of sense

sucemt:
Because they can no longer expose our hypocrisy, so we use their death to chase clout and form like holy saints and angels

Hmmm

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Zeus forms alliance with powerful Nigerians as he wins the heart of Nigerians who join him with the aim to achieve a revolution.
With an aim to kill, how does Zeus achieve a revolution and escape being trialed at the international court under NATO?

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Why do men speak good of dead people even if they were not good people? Why do men travel miles to attend burials but refuse to send financial help when they were alive? Why do we prefer to spend massive money burying people instead of helping them earlier with that money? Why do we hate people when they are alive but act sad when we hear they are dead? Why do we speak bad of people but when they die we speak good? Why do we wait for people to die before we tell them how much we loved them?


These and many more we do for dead people, why? Of what use is it to the dead? Or is this us pretending to be good people ourselves when we are not?
I remember a guy who shared his experience at a burial, he said he was confused and surprised to hear people climb the pulpit and say a lot of good things about the dead men despite the fact that everybody knew him as very irresponsible, a womanizer and a wife beater… he said there was a lot of lies flying around even from the pastor. Instead of saying all these lies why not just carry on with burying the dead and sing hymns to God and move on?

I remember the burial of a man whom I knew to be quite poor and could hardly sustain his kids' schooling fees, he fell very sick with a kidney problem and died because he had no money to transplant, his burial was massive with enough food to eat and drinks, they killed a cow, the families wore matching clothes, is this no joke. I was confused maybe they probably discovered that he had a secret wealth somewhere but he didn’t.

When I observe the way men act and react to life’s situations I can clearly state to you that more of us are shameless hypocrites and the honest and truthful ones amongst us are hated by the majority.

No man is ready to call out the faults of a man before his face, we prefer to say it behind him and when he dies we come forward and speak a lot of false good things. No man is ready to accept the truth about themselves even though they know how messed up they are, if you call their faults out to them they would hate you for it… should you hate the truth speaker or think about the truth.

Men preach good things and say good things that every other person should be doing while they themselves are doing the exact opposite of it, what annoys me is the fact that they still continue to preach good and continue to do the bad and they criticize and scold people who do the bad.

For example, you dive into scamming people of their money then one day you get scammed and you go angry and wish death upon one who scammed you, you yourself should not be breathing or don’t you know that? We put ourselves on a path of evil that selfishly favors us but get angered when others use such a path against us.
A pastor preaches about how much he hates men who cheat on their wives, he goes on and on about how he would expose such men if caught when he himself is an unrepentant cheater.

The world we live in today is built on a solid foundation of lies, so many lies that if the world starts confessing, a world war would break out in an instant… there is no saving us from this, we can only save ourselves by starting afresh this time with a little more honesty… but how possible is that?


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FSBoperator:
The lack of self preservation in humans is linked to their false denial of the inevitable .

The moment most of our psychotic leaders across the globe understand their mortality, that is when this madness will stop and humans will use their time on earth judiciously for all mankind and life forms on our precious earth.

But this lack of sense of the inevitable is rooted in those who hold an atheistic view at best or those who know they are condemned to an eternity of suffering like the Satanists that rule this world.

A man who engages in selling his soul to the devil knows he is already condemned. His only solace is to make best with the materialism in this world and since they have found out early that wealth does not equate happiness but the total opposite, they have become sadistic in nature and ready minions to the devil who owns their souls.

This is not restricted to our own occultic leadership which we suffer immensely from but all across the Judaic western world.

Materialism promotes atheism and vice versa.


And it is this atheism that Jewish Marxism promotes.

Marxism is Judaism which in turn is Satanism.

hmmm

UyaiIncomparabl:
There's nothing to be scared of about death.

Front page please sir.

mynd44 lalasticlala seun

Last year November 11th 2022 I lost a friend to death, a very close friend. Now it was not like it was a death I was geared up for, nobody expected it, it was not like he was sick and we were waiting. His death was a blunder… he drowned.
But the thing is, before his demise, I use to think that I had no fear for death, I confidently told myself that I had no fright for death but I was so in the wrong.
I had horror for death, a fear not for me but for the people around me. I didn’t know this until my friend died and I became instantly terrified from that day till now.
In the world we live today, I am terrified of the fact that I would still watch more people died, I am terrified of the fact that more deaths will still catch me off guard no matter how hard I try to prepare for it.
The day my friend died a new fear was unlocked in my life… for a moment I was angry I felt vulnerable to the same death I claimed to have no fear for but then I realized that, in my few long years on earth I have never had the smell of death sweep passed so closely under my nostrils.
I am more vulnerable than I had imagined, and I learnt that for me it’s hard to get over death.
I do not fear death for myself and if death comes for me in this mundane world, I would consider it mercy.
In moments of profound thoughts, I had come to ask myself questions that I have no answers to.
What is the purpose of living? The basic principle of existence is procreation/reproduction for without it humanity will cease to exist. Then again I ask myself, if procreation is the base principle, what is the purpose of continuing the bloodline, what is the purpose of reproducing humans for generations and generations when in the end we all just die off and be forgotten? What is the point of the success and wealth and achievements if when we die we can’t even take them along with us?
What exactly is the point of everything?
What exactly is the point of life if it would still die and be dust?
What exactly?




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Why do you guys do that

Wagwanbrethren:
See our amiable writer embarrassing himself. No true/full democratic nation in the world, or any nation that respect human right will do what they did. Where's the "right" here.

This Nigerian woman that insulted queen of England, the lecturer in US university. Who hung her, who sacked her?
They respected her opinion borne out of anger, and the world moved on, but your god Putin is always showing what sort of tyrant he is.

Imagine having the likes of Russia, China, NK, Iran, Pakistan, and other terrorist nation as world power!
Omo the world don go be that. This is clearly what the US is avoiding. Respect human right. A case or country where you can't state your feeling or speak up is nothing but dictatorship.

Surprisingly, na una wailers go complain about Buhari, and even troll Tinubu all day calling him a drug dealer without nobody arresting you people! Or no be traitor una still be. Let Buhari start arresting those who dare to speak up or mock him whether prison no go full,una for don wail tire.

Note: This same boy supported the Prof Anya when she insulted the late queen of England. If the US or UK had eliminated or arrested her this wailer would call the US unprintable names, but here he is praising Putin and condemning that Russia lady. Almost same Scenario.
Putin invaded Ukraine, but the late queen didn't even do half of that.
What a double faced hypocrite you are, tueh!

You no dey even fit do your propaganda job well, because you are not bright. You no dey research, too dull!
ALWAYS copying and pasting trash from Russia propaganda site!

don't be silly.

She went to the grave of Putin's parents to write rubbish.

Your bitterness should be against NATO and America not Russia

I know Prof Anya is a foolish person but hers were just empty coward's words on the internet, she didn't go to England and locate the grave of the queen of England to express her bitterness.

America is your enemy currently not Russia, I hope you can see that

Jashub:
That's Gorlock the destroyer . One of the ugliest things to walk the surface of the earth . All thanks to the transgender movement

😂😂😂

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Wonders of American mental country.

This one is so fat that he is strange 😂


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM91tTeqSuY

Baba do start.

I don't look at any Nigerian politician and hope that anything good can come out of them. It can never happen.

This one will probably rule kogi state, chop their money for eight years and then relocate to America with his family to enjoy the rest of their days

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Na wa oh... This kind fight wey make residents flee their house.

Human beings and violence sha. God forbid. After all the killing and damages na we still dey at a lose.


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falcon01:
You wanna get freaky with ChatGPT?
Heres a question to ask it
Will you sacrifice 10 million people to save 1 billion

see wicked question 🤣

If you were to chat with a very intelligent robot, a robot you had been told knows everything and can respond like a human being to you, list some funny or silly things you will discuss with the robot just to see if it can play along and list some serious things you would discuss with the robot just to learn more.

I would appreciate answers, thanks

More response needed

psucc:
Timbo timbo las kalaba .......ask it to complete

young man you need cane

If you were to chat with a very intelligent robot, a robot you had been told knows everything and can respond like a human being to you, list some funny or silly things you will discuss with the robot just to see if it can play along and list some serious things you would discuss with the robot just to learn more.

I would appreciate answers, thanks

Hussein035:
It is not their fault that they don't want the monarch or queen system but because they are tired of a peaceful environment with good life. This is the same way Libyans started with Gadaffi but I pray the useless citizens knows that they are protesting against peace and progress before it is late.

If in Nigeria today Buhari can embezzle all our money but ensure our life is just as the same as that of UK citizens who will even complain whether he is passing the kingship to his unborn children

you have brain boss 💯

ProtonX:
Says a dimwit with a low IQ. Run along now and go engage your kind

make una dey cry over Diana while others are enjoying their life... Whether your Diana is intelligent or stupid it doesn't matter anymore, she is dead so try move on with your life bro 🤣

Nobody cares about Diana being beautiful or classy... Nobody cares whether you want the new queen or not 😌 goodbye

cococandy:
that’s your come back to his eloquence?

make una dey cry over Diana while others are enjoying their life... Whether your Diana is intelligent or stupid it doesn't matter anymore, she is dead.