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Why The Fvck Is It News

Na Nigeria Be That

Tominix:
e get one old boat for the left side, should I enter

that Boat Go Carry You Go Meet Nigerian girls... That Na Danger Bro

Tominix:
wow nice description but I miss way near the lekki ocean

Na there dey always confuse many people, just swim go straight

Somebody ask, Where una dey find true love?


And I answered

There is a place in one street like that, somewhere around Victoria island, there is a coconut tree there, if you waka go the back of that short coconut tree you go see one small bush for there, inside the bush you go see two hole, no touch the hole oh.


Waka go front you go see one bus wey Boko Haram don abandon, enter inside the bus go straight to the back of the bus, jump down from the back then keep going straight you go see on brown nylon for ground pick the nylon come throway the nylon inside bush make e no dey dirty road but keep going.

On the left side of one tomato iroko tree you will see one small road you have to follow that road straight but it's only one leg you will use to pass it oh.


When you reach the end you will see lekki ocean front, jump inside the water and swim to the end, when you reach the end you will see one bicycle that is not working, just look at it and keep going, you will reach one place that has two roads, remove your trouser before you chose any road, both roads lead to true love, just keep going straight, don't corner oh... Just straight

One kept stressing on my smile and I was feeling shy I swear


One said she loved my eyes

...


I stand with trump



What were you expecting before...


Trump is a winning man.... Fvck haterz

Failing to reach full potential

ZendayaColeman:
Buhari is a useless man with foolish followers



Imagine the heartless administration some people are defending both online & offline.......





SHAME ON Y'ALL



Koni dafun gbogbo yin lapapo eyin oloribu atokumaku amonaorun malo

which picture is that

Beverlyjean:
U are the reason white people call blacks animals...and are racist towards blacks

Should Nigeria have sat down and watch another protest unfold into chaos again

nairalandankrah:
Oga pls Shut up..or talk reasonably

After saying all that, you asked him to talk reasonably... Clearly you are not reasonable

...


And where are the people that instigated this second protest?

Which side of the toll gate them stand?

. Oga Are YOU Still Protesting Tomorrow

Lol...

It's funny because many people will basically look at me and look away, some people will say you are too small for this, some people will think I am just an attention seeker.

I know I am a nobody, I no get money...




I no sabi fight oh, I no sabi shoot gun but I can help us win this war without touching a gun...


The answer is simple but needs togetherness and trust...


My Instagram is @official_directorwalker

If I get 10k followers I swear I will lead you to the answer, to the way out...



I have a future and a dream to reach but I will forsake it and lead.



But if you think I am an attention seeker Or a joker then kindly ignore this post and move on with your life while I do same...



It's the best I can do

otosa:
Like you friend said, nobody ready to play front but if you have set, I promise you, I will be like MTN at your back, everywhere you go, I will constrain.

he kept saying the people don't know they have the power, I told him he was wrong. I told him the people know they have the power but are afraid to go forward because nobody has instigated them to use that power

yanabasee1:
OP, you deh stay for bush? No wonder you want to conserve all the wilds living around you...

You just reminded me of a corper friend that would lock himself up in the lodge and be thinking of how to make money days after our service year...Dude was highly motivated to believe that good ideas can change his life ...

At last, he ended up coming up with a provision shop.... I'm sure he's still dreaming of other ideas to change the world...

OP, to manage any animal, you must have a veterinary knowledge or must have the type of love Claude Bourgelat had for animals...

If not, those animals will not survive for days as they will not eat if not freed.

no be bush I dey stay...

We should learn to see opportunity and utilize it

Can you guys help me move it to front page?

IamPlato:
Later Today I Will Show This To Him To See the Results

Lalasticlala Mynd44

IamPlato:
Later Today I Will Show This To Him To See the Results

Lalasticlala Mynd44

Later Today I Will Show This To Him To See the Results
Lalasticlala Mynd44

Whats Up Guys!

I Was In An Argument with Some Friends About Power In Nigeria.

He Kept Saying That people In Nigeria Dont Know That Power Is In Their Hands


But I Told Him That People Know that The Power Is With The People But Are Afraid to Use It Because There Is No One To Make a First Move.

Now I Want To Ask Nigerians, is Power With The People Or Power is With The Government?


Click Like For Government Below or Like For People Below

donbachi:
Oyinbo dem no dey eat am,cos life better for dem.no be naija man,wey neva see garri drink.him come catch one bushmeat..u sey make him use am do pet..how e dey do u na?

watch the video first na

SisterFire:
... reincanation of ur dick

haha very funny

lilvicky68:
At least you need to put something for Belle first na.. bush meat too sweet to conserve am

Lol

SisterFire:
...one day Iamplato who was in love with several anthills in ugep decided to die n reincanate as an ant in an anthill in ugep bushes to tell them about the great writer Danny Walker and his M.A.R.Y , the entire ants where shocked
...and one can't named piit asked do human really exist and how do u knew this ?
Iamplato what shall u answer them?
and inventually when u tell them u reincanated from human to ant!
And another ant uchiie ask you maliciously
If you are a higher being called humans command several crickets in our hill ,so we believe you!
What shall u do?

so you are a reincarnation

Reincarnation of who?

I remember have a conversation like this with a nairalander sometime ago...

Nigerians need to be educated on conserving wild life...

In this video not more than 8 mins I have explained how a Nigerian can turn animals into wealth...

Do you know how much a lion cost?


The average Nigerian will kill and eat a lion if his trap catches one

Be careful not to eat an opportunity that can change your life forever.

Be careful not to make a pepper soup out of a creature that can earn you millions of pepper soup



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OFM7I6oCY0


Watch the video and learn this.


Lalasticlala mynd44

SisterFire:
...Don't call him god nor supreme god because millions of selfish foolish Humanoids n unknown creatures has frustrated that name , so call him SUPREME INVENTOR

What is the supreme inventor ?

My winged husband defined it as a force who created the universe during his fantasies and several imaginations , then he lost consciousness till no one knows,

I ,runes riém•wægΠís define it as a great being whose brain exploded in his room, situated in a town ( multiverse) , he fell into amnesia till over several billion years , Then I and d greatest science Humanoid vrgt knew the universe is inside it's transcuent body and it's breathes through the 15blackholes and single pulsar

Then wat did u know as a phenomenon called pulsar? ( let's leave black holes ok)

Danny Walker it isn't new that Yahweh ur almighty God was created by one of the 6 aspects of supreme INVENTOR , (same one who saw to the force of truth in the soil of ur dark continent today )...now , why didn't he create the billions of Humanoids n unknown beings but its aspects?
When was the last time u moulded human clay pot in d playing ground?
Did ur dad join u in moulding d clay human?


We have 6 elements of Supreme INVENTOR in charge of the universe

But we only knew of 3, the remaining shall confuse ur soul, so let's leave it
Karma, nature and mother of a planet( we have mothers in all ninollion habitable planets of d universe, some are beautiful mighty snakes ,while some are humans 2size that of liberty statue , while some are hollow etc

This is serious....


Where did you get these info from

NOwazobia:
you are only shifting your point. Your initial point was very clear, what is not clear is your continuous shifting of your point.

My point didn't shift... My point is man is not born evil just like no man is born a genius...

No man is born evil or good, they are both necessary abstracts to choose from

JackBizzle:
Which order? The only order is survival.

Survival is a summary of every order

JackBizzle:
There is no such thing as a natural order. Everything that occurs and exists is part of nature.

Survival is the only truth of nature. You adapt or die. Survival of the fittest. Even moralitybis tied to


To a nihilist, life is meaningless- Morality is just an abstract thought used to control or guide human behaviour.

Bro Nature Has Order... Nature Has Rules. If You Break Certain Order nature's most Common Punishment Is Death