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Education / Re: JAMB: How A Lost Sim Has Put My Brother In Jeopardy by IAmSkinny: 4:56pm On Sep 14, 2020
Arizonaz:


Sometimes the mistakes comes from those registering the sim. When their camera refuses to pick the person's face, they either use theirs to register your sim, or they beg someone around to help them use their faces. I have seen this. So, my advice to anyone is to make sure they use their face if really they have a long-term use for the simcard and also you are not into crimes.



This same sh!t happened to me this year. I went to upgrade my MTN SIM at Falomo, Ikoyi and the idi*ot MTN staff used his picture as the display photo for my profile and I didn't know cus we were having issues with my facial capture. Fast forward to this early this year and my phone got stolen in Kano.

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I found out the mess after I attempted a SIM swap at one of MTN's branch offices in Kano. I rushed down to their overall head office in Kano and spoke with the chief security officer who connected me with one of the staffs there after enough begging and pity face.
Last last, they run am for me 2k with a stern warning not to pick any call from 180. Six months after, I'm still flexing my line with zero issues.
The stress of that day nearly faint me.

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God will punish that slowpoke!c MTN staff at Falomo for me a million times.

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Dear OP, I hope you learn from my story and take positive steps.


Cc itzzkhaliii

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Gaming / Re: UK used Playstation 3 Big And Slim by IAmSkinny: 9:29pm On Sep 12, 2020
NACE13:


Lmao. grin Where in Alaba? Is it just the console or it comes with installed games, HDMI, and controller pads?

Everything

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Gaming / Re: UK used Playstation 3 Big And Slim by IAmSkinny: 8:10pm On Sep 12, 2020
TBrainclassic:
Clean playstation 3 big and slim with dual pads,hdmi cable,power cable and installed games of your choice.delivery to any location in lagos. Price: playstation 3 big #50,000 and slim #65,000. Contact info: 08130755963

Look at this criminal. I de buy ps3 slim from Alaba for 30k and you are here looking for who to scam.

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Romance / Re: The Red Truth by IAmSkinny: 11:38pm On Sep 09, 2020
Dpsychologist:

If you let her imperative win here within the context of a relationship or even marriage, you’re allowing her to drill nails into the coffin of your romantic arrangement as once you allow such behaviour to become commonplace she has you pegged for a chump.

Allowing her to derive benefit from you without requiring sex from her causes her to lose attraction to you as there’s no value exchange.

The ability for her to benefit from you without being required to service your needs causes her to lose respect, the dying attraction is often communicated in feminine language as: “ the spark’s just not there anymore“ and thus she will start the cycle all over again with another man, shit testing him to see how easily he’ll give up his commitment to her and then offering her sex to him when he maintains attraction without freely and disposably giving away said commitment to her.




No wonder some colleagues I know (photographers) would gladly Fvck these broke ass girls in exchange for a photo session they cannot afford.

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Science/Technology / Re: Does Anyone Know What Creature This Is? by IAmSkinny: 1:16pm On Sep 08, 2020
This thing full my room die. I killed one last night sef. They're mostly found in cool, dark areas of the room.
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I don't know the name though but I feel they're very harmful due to their looks.
Phones / Re: How To Get Unlimited Gigabytes On Mtn For Free + How To Transfer Up To 7GB by IAmSkinny: 7:58pm On Sep 07, 2020
La click la go heaven.

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Romance / Re: Sex Is Not As Free As You Think - Part 2 by IAmSkinny: 11:11pm On Sep 06, 2020
Dpsychologist:
Sex is never free : You are always paying for it


Women know men will go insane without sex, so they collectively deny it to men. They force most men to invest hundreds if not thousands of hours into resource security, job security, free drinks, free transportation,promotion, free housing, clothing, Properties etc just for the possibility that they will get sex.

Ever wonder why d1ck is priceless? A man dick is worthless, not that d1ck has no important but that women control themselves not to be desperate for sex. This is the principle of least interest at work.

Moreover, they are the gate keepers of sex. Women see their p*ssy as a big investment. Thats why you see alot of women hate sluts cos they are giving pvssy too cheap. Women have made pvssy too look expensive and thus valuable but dick is worthless, thats why you hardly see women paying for sex services.

Here is an excerpts From kara king's book titled, The power of p*ssy

NEVER GIVE AWAY YOUR MOST PRECIOUS ASSET FOR FREE!!!
You must realize that what you have in between your legs is a valuable tool to get men to do whatever you want them to do. Your vagina is the ultimate power! She will help you manipulate men and get them to bend over backwards at your will. Respect her. She’s your new best friend.
THE CORRECT WAY TO USE THE POWER OF YOUR PUSSY IS TO NOT GIVE IT UP FREELY.
A MAN MUST EARN THE RIGHT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU.
HE MUST PUT FORTH EFFORT TO PROVE HE IS WORTHY OF YOU



There is the presence of a female alliance called The sisterhood. They are responsible in controlling and artifically inflating the value of sex via price-fixing, more like a p*ssy cartel. It is relatively easy for women to artificially inflate the value of sex when they desire initiating sex less than men.

Women refer to men desiring initiating sex more than women as male thirst and use the term negatively( all men want is sex and not me).

It is because of this female alliance that has led to rules laid down for women viz:

1. Be a high value woman: A high value woman is a woman who doesn't revolve her life around men. She has her own career, hobbies, and a great social life that fulfills her emotional needs, so if she does welcome a man in her life, he better be amazing. A high value woman also doesn't romanticize men's true nature, therefore she's cautious around them and wants them to prove themselves to her before she gets emotionally attached.

2. If a man isn’t chasing you, he’s not that into you: A man’s role is to be the pursuer, the one to convince you that he’s the right man for you. As a woman, you don’t have to prove yourself to him. He either sees your value or he doesn’t. The only thing that’s within your control is working on becoming your best self.

3. Most straight men aren’t relationship material for you: The majority of the advances you receive from men are not of any value, because the majority of them are from men who only want to use you for sex. Many men are sex-driven, low effort, and entitled. However, there are also men out there who can be amazing boyfriends and husbands who know how to be a man and how to take care of you in all ways.

4. As women, we have the responsibility to be ruthless in our evaluation of men: We do ourselves and humanity no favors allowing men to exhibit subpar behavior and be rewarded with our attention. Thus, be ruthless in cutting off men who add no value to your life (happiness, emotional security, financial).

5. Don't have sex before commitment has been established (if you're looking for a relationship) or before he has demonstrated value and investment (if you're looking for FWBs). If a man is really into you and sees you as girlfriend material, he will commit to you in two months (or three months max). If you're looking to have a dependable FWB, you must still require investment from him so he provides you the respect and fun times that you want.

6. Generous men are a non-negotiable. While we believe in having your own career and making your own money, a man still has to add financial value to your life and make you feel like he can take care of you. This means not splitting the bill and not dating financially challenged men.


With all my preposition and expatiation i can now conclude without any form of equivocation that sex is not free.



Damn! How do you by pass this shit? I don't see myself spending on any silly kitten. I've never and would never.

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Romance / Re: Gatekeepers Of Commitment by IAmSkinny: 11:00pm On Sep 06, 2020
Dpsychologist:

The truth is like a rude awakening. It can be bitter to taste and difficult to swallow but it emancipates.
Swears
I wish my guys would see this. I'm tired of arguing tirelessly with them on the need to be redpill woke.

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Romance / Re: Gatekeepers Of Commitment by IAmSkinny: 10:41pm On Sep 06, 2020
Dpsychologist:
Gatekeepers of commitment, attention and resources


Men are the gatekeepers of commitment and women are the gatekeepers of sex. Women decide if sex will happen, but men decide if a relationship follows. Why is it this way? Simple supply and demand. Men covet sex more than women, whereas women covet relationships more than men. Male commitment to women is as valuable as sex is to men.

The kicker is, a woman need not necessarily trade sex for commitment. This is the implied contract, and mutually respectable arrangements are where women demand commitment for their sex, and men demand sex for their commitment. However, much like men who enjoy sex devoid commitment, women are known to enjoy commitment devoid sex.

Where a woman can get commitment without giving sex, she shall “become friends” with a man. This is the friend zone, a purgatory where men willing to commit to a woman without any promise of sex from her in return go to slowly erode every last portion of their dignity.

This man is the male equivalent of a slut, because much like promiscuous women lower the price of sex, a sexless yet committed man lowers the price of commitment.

As Women make sex difficult to get, you also make your Commitment, attention and resources difficult to get. If they make it difficult for us lets also make it difficult for them.

You need to understand women are smart, they use all tricks of Seduction to make men commit, give them attention and get their resources but then when it comes to their side of the bargain they try to evade. This is the essence of learning game so you can beat women at their own game.

The same women ruthlessly use men so callously and pragmatically as “surrogate providers” for their desires and lifestyle choices whilst not providing any return on the services he provides, or doing so begrudgingly or sparingly merely as a manipulative effort to keep him content enough to stick around. Cue the notorious “duty sex” or “pity sex” women throw beta men, the sexual scraps that essentially only the best of the best beta providers can acquire after having provided an inordinate amount of value.

Women p*ssy are precious to them, but a man's dick is worthless due to supply and demand. However, your C.A.R (Commitment, Attention and Resources) should be very precious to you. If they can make their p*ssy very difficult for you, make your C.A.R very difficult for them.


Men, I'm speechless.

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Business / Re: How I Was Defrauded At Alaba International Market Today. by IAmSkinny: 10:57pm On Sep 02, 2020
STENON:
Please can you repost a clearer picture of that receipt? Thanks. It look exactly like what I got from a nairalander after purchasing a bad TV but I got my refund back .
Exactly! That Acunon of a guy is actually a Nairalander. I've seen a couple of his threads here before advertising sound systems and TVs
Travel / Re: Breaking: Four Rescued, Two Dead, One Missing In Lagos Boat Mishap by IAmSkinny: 10:45pm On Aug 31, 2020
This is bad.
Travel / Re: Last Moment Of Chika Ernest, The Pilot Of Helicopter That Crashed In Lagos by IAmSkinny: 11:02am On Aug 31, 2020
MOnkeyBabe:
make them continue..all these people that take profession above life,nDiAla
I'm speechless
Food / Re: See The Animals My Brother Caught Today by IAmSkinny: 8:24pm On Aug 29, 2020
Is that a dinosaur? Or an elephant. Ohhh, it's actually a snake.
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Check out my collection of amazing digital photography.
https://www.nairaland.com/5660603/im-enthusiast-photographer-heres-mini
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: I'm an Enthusiast Photographer: Here's My Mini Portfolio by IAmSkinny: 8:16pm On Aug 29, 2020
Giftedniye:


Something like this. I love everything about the shots. The face is clean and the outfit colour is very sharp. What does it take to achieve this? Can my canon 200d with kit lens and photoshop give me this? Or do I need to upgrade my lens?

Lens play a very important role sha. But the kit lens should just be fine since you're not making large prints.
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: I'm an Enthusiast Photographer: Here's My Mini Portfolio by IAmSkinny: 8:14pm On Aug 29, 2020
Giftedniye:


Thanks so much for the swift response. Sorry to bother you again, which version of photoshop please?
I use cc 2017 and cc 2015
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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: I'm an Enthusiast Photographer: Here's My Mini Portfolio by IAmSkinny: 7:56pm On Aug 29, 2020
Giftedniye:


Thanks for the response. Sorry for bothering you, please can you share a link, to download the photoshop. Although I'm not really into beauty, more off getting a sharp edit on the outfits.

That should be a function of your photography style and gears. Editing wouldn't do much here.
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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: I'm an Enthusiast Photographer: Here's My Mini Portfolio by IAmSkinny: 7:54pm On Aug 29, 2020
themanderon:
Hope you have the permission of these people to splash their pix here?
The pictures are my intellectual property bro. Post anywhere I wanna.
Here's one for you

Art, Graphics & Video / Re: I'm an Enthusiast Photographer: Here's My Mini Portfolio by IAmSkinny: 7:47pm On Aug 29, 2020
Giftedniye:
Please what app do you use to edit your portraits? Also, I have a canon 200d with kit lens. Is it possible to take great portraits like yours with it?
Photoshop. Took a crash course on beauty editing.
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Here's something for portrait lovers

Politics / Re: LASG Debunks Rumour That Hospital Did Not Attend To Pilot Of Crashed Helicopter by IAmSkinny: 3:35pm On Aug 29, 2020
vincentont:
I have been reading all the post concerning yesterday's tragedy and I want to clear the air on what happened. Most of what you guys said here are false. The federal govt should please compensate the families of the dead . The pilot tried his best to avoid crashing on the roof. We saw the way the pilot struggle to get the helicopter out from residential area because he never wanted much casualties. After the crash most of us ran towards the compound to see if we can save anyone , we were knocking at the gate of the crash scene but no one answered us. So a colleague of mine went through the back of the compound and was able to scale thru the fence by then the occupants of the said compound came out and said his only few people that he will allowed.I saw Nigerians busy videoing out of the hundreds of people that are there it was just few people that went to rescue them. We still have a long way to go in this country.Two people died at the spot including the pilot and the remaining casualty was SEVERELY injured. Lasema came an hour later after the accident. The victims were taken to the hospital through ives hospital ambulance( this hospital was beside the crash scene) and not LASEMA ambulance has speculated by the media. Response to emergency in Nigeria is too slow and poor. I don't know the pilot but he died a HERO.


This must be an eye witness account of the tragic incident.

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Travel / Re: Last Moment Of Chika Ernest, The Pilot Of Helicopter That Crashed In Lagos by IAmSkinny: 11:12am On Aug 29, 2020
Police report?
In 2020?
Everything in this county is just out to kill you.
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Check out my portfolio of amazing digital photography
https://www.nairaland.com/5660603/im-enthusiast-photographer-heres-mini

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Crime / Re: Man Released After 44 Years In Prison For Rape He Didn't Commit In US (Pics) by IAmSkinny: 10:19pm On Aug 28, 2020
Eriokanmi:
I no say na black man e go be before opening the news post. I remember Henry McCollum and Leon Brown his brother who spent over 30 years on death Row in same NC prison for a similar offence they didn't commit until DNA evidence reversed the sentence. They just wasted their lives for nothing. when droven home by their aged dad, he asked them to use their seslt belt but they said they didn't know how to use a seat belt. They found it to be strange cos it was never introduced before they left for prison.The eldest was less than 20 years old when arrested and were both in their 50s when released in 2014. Even after their release, the then white judge was still alive. He said he showed no remorse for what what he did. So much injustice dey yankee. May we not fall in wrong hands.



Just imagine. The old judge should be bludgeoned to death and his corpse fed horse shit. I hope they sue sha.

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Politics / Re: Ortom: Any Fulani Who Comes To Benue As Vigilante Will Go To Jail by IAmSkinny: 10:08am On Aug 28, 2020
omenka:
Foolish failure jailing people who criticize his government on social media.

Ortom is worse than the devil himself. A man who could boast of ONLY ONE good tarred street in MAKURDI in nearly SIX YEARS of his administration.

Pensioners are owed over twelve months arrears while civil servants are owed 5 to 11 months salaries. Rather than fix these problems, all he's doing is buying up choice properties in Makurdi. Look at the gargantuan castle his wife's brother is building in Ankpa Quarters. What is his source of income?

Whenever people start talking about his failure, he begins to play the Fulani card. Thankfully, the people of Benue state aren't buying that crap anymore.


The man is not a failure. He's failure himself. Another name for failure should be Ortom

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Education / Re: ✨SOME EXTREMELY TERRIBLE PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD [PHOTOS]✨ by IAmSkinny: 4:02pm On Aug 26, 2020
viciati:
Baba you are saying the perfect truth. The japs treated their POWs wore than other combatants. Nothing can ever justify the bombing of Nanking and Shanghai by the japanese.
Don't mind that guy
Japs don't give a Fvck about POW. They'll rather use them for decapitation practise.

And ohhh, the Japs rarely surrender. They pretend to, then they strike when allied troops let their guard down.
Education / Re: ✨SOME EXTREMELY TERRIBLE PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD [PHOTOS]✨ by IAmSkinny: 3:53pm On Aug 26, 2020
SegFault:

They attacked a military base, not innocent citizens for god's sake don't we know the rules of war again.

Going by your logic, it will interest you to know that both Nagasaki and Hiroshima had sweet military assets that needed to destroyed.
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And ohhh, were the two nations at war before the surprise attack on PH?
Education / Re: ✨SOME EXTREMELY TERRIBLE PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD [PHOTOS]✨ by IAmSkinny: 3:50pm On Aug 26, 2020
SegFault:

I have the book for your info and nowhere in the book did he say he will slaughter all the Jews. Unless you can highlight where he said it. When it comes to Hitler, it is so unfortunate that even the so called intellectuals throw away their reason and start using nonsense feelings.

But I'm sure you can easily point out his antisemitism.
And who asked for a solution for the Jewish question?
Education / Re: ✨SOME EXTREMELY TERRIBLE PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD [PHOTOS]✨ by IAmSkinny: 3:47pm On Aug 26, 2020
SegFault:

That shit is not justifiable. Hundreds of thousands of innocents died and that is a war crime joor.

Sorry oo
What about the hundreds of thousands of Chinese the Japs killed for sports sir?
What are the rules of engagement of the era?
I doubt if the US broke any rules using that bomb.
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Compared with all the atrocities committed by nations that engaged in the second world, the USA is a saint.
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In fact, Karl Donitz admonished soldiers to avoid Russian troops but rather surrender to Western and American troops. Know why?
Education / Re: ✨SOME EXTREMELY TERRIBLE PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD [PHOTOS]✨ by IAmSkinny: 3:36pm On Aug 26, 2020
SegFault:

I hope you know Hitler was just a figurehead and Eichmann and Himmler were the machines behind the atrocities committed.
Idi Amin was terrible but the west overbloated it just like Stalin's case.

Where do you guys get your history lessons from?
Hitler? Figurehead?
Kindly do a research on "mein kempf"
Education / Re: ✨SOME EXTREMELY TERRIBLE PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD [PHOTOS]✨ by IAmSkinny: 3:34pm On Aug 26, 2020
solostar1:


LIKE SOMEONE SAID, THE WEST CONTROLS THE NARRATIVE THROUGH IT GLOBAL MEDIA.


I KNOW THAT SOME WILL SAY HE DID IT OUT OF REVENGE BUT WHY DID THEY NOT DROP THE BOMBS ON A MILITARY ESTABLISHMENT LIKE THE JAPANESE DID, NO THEY CHOOSE AN INNOCENT HUMAN SETTLEMENT.


HAD IT BEEN DONE BY ANOTHER NATION OR PERSON WHO IS NOT IN SYNC WITH THE WEST THE STORY WILL BE DIFFERENT.

LAS LAS LIFE NO BALANCE...

It's funny how you're trying hard to paint Japs as saints. Read up the atrocities and massacres committed against China by the IJA. While at that, try to read up Japanese War tactics and their flagrant disregard for the rules of engagement.
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In fact, the bombing of pearl harbour alone (attacking a neutral nation) renders everything you are saying null and void.
Computer Market / Re: Mac Book Parts And Repairs In Lagos by IAmSkinny: 3:51pm On Aug 22, 2020
ruphytelecom:
Good morning, thank God it's Friday
Hello, can I get this from you?
It's a Qualcomm QCA9565 wireless card.
How much?

Art, Graphics & Video / Re: I Have 450k For Camera. Video Is Only My Main Concern by IAmSkinny: 9:46am On Aug 22, 2020
missdivineprove:
What do you mean by that please?
I mean clumsy. Asin clumsy.
Nairaland / General / Re: How An Upcoming Nigerian Wildlife Photographer Got Pictures Of A Royal Python. by IAmSkinny: 7:42pm On Aug 20, 2020
Timagex:
Hello people. smiley My name is Taiwo and I am a portrait and nature photographer based in Nigeria. Today, August 19 is world photography day. cheesy I had an encounter with a snake around May, and I have decided to share the experience today. cool I did my NYSC P.O.P on August 16, so, by May, I was still a corper.

It was in Akure, Ondo state. There was no electricity (as usual). undecided Our landlord turned on his generator and we took the opportunity to charge. smiley After plugging our devices, some of us sat outside to receive fresh air and wait till 9pm (when the generator will go off). grin. I was reading a novel with my disloyal Torchlight (Just wait to see the disloyalty grin) and my back was resting on the fence. So, it was some minutes past eight and everyone has gone inside to do one thing or the other. I was alone outside. cool

Suddenly, I started having this farmilar feeling of "something wants to happen". undecided I initially thought maybe a scorpion was around or something. I turned on my Torchlight to shine around me, I didn't see nothing. My body was supposed to calm down after doing that, but it didn't. I instantly knew something bad was around the corner. My heart raced faster. sad I didn't know what told me to on the Torchlight again and shine it right beside me!! Brothers and sisters, by my left, I saw a fairly big royal python coming towards me !! shocked shocked shocked it was very close to me!!! shocked shocked. Immediately the light from my torch fell on it, it stopped and kind of looked up at the light!!!!! That was the moment my very wicked Torchlight decided to blink twice and go off!! cry cry cry grin grin. Ladies and gentlemen, cool, the speed at which I jumped up from the plastic chair amazes me till today!! grin cheesy cheesy I shouted blood of Jesus and ran inside the lodge to alert others. The ladies stayed back. undecided of course!! grin we looked for sticks and I made sure I didn't smash the head more than once, because, the photographer in me just saw an opportunity to take pictures of a python! cool The devil suggested I preserve it in my room till the next morning!! shocked shocked. What if it wakes up and decides to cuddle me in the midnight? smiley grin

So, I took a few shots the next morning and replaced the slightly smashed head in Photoshop. cool Nobody helped me to hold the dead snake or the stick it was on. Very challenging, but, I got the shot and I am happy.
Shots were taken on my Nikon d40x and 55-200mm lens. I need a better camera for wildlife and stuffs. Yes I know!! But, economy is hard. cheesy

cc help me push it to the promise Land. grin grin





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