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Religion / Re: CAN Prayer Walk: Pastor Adeboye Leads Protest Against Insecurity (Photos) by IamSoProlific: 1:23pm On Feb 02, 2020
Yourbest:
I know some people will come here to backlash and say all sorts of nonsense including some sarcasm I've seen. but before you act stupid, Ask yourself what you've done to make a difference in your present situation, What you could have done if you were in his position that he's not doing and why aren't you the one making the difference now. when you provide these answers, type your criticism beneath.

God bless you bro, you said it all.

Most people are doing the worst in their own little way and position, yet would be fast to condemn and destructively criticize others.

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NYSC / Re: Corpers Celebrate After Receiving Their N33,000 Allowance by IamSoProlific: 7:19pm On Feb 01, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

Nice one
Buhari is gonna remain my real niggarrr anyday anytime!
A man with balls
Treasury single account was dope
Integrated payroll roll system was dope
Border closure was dope
Now this corps member money

This buhari shock me i swear. I didn't know he was a real niggarrr from onset
If not when i worked as an ad-hoc staff (Apo 2) in last election i for rigg for buhari
But buhari my real niggarrr please federal staff are waiting especially tertiary institutions. Those people never get minimum wage.
Abeg shock them ( federal university staff) just as you shock this corps member

You just lost a nigga observer boi, you having a puccy n!gga problem, you ain't sh!t boy, now I know better.

Shit that isn't even upto a hunnid dolls, can't even buy sub, crypter, card site or even get a reasonable dope tool for a new hustler in their midst. You're here spewing sh!t.

Just fucck off boy!!!

Romance / Re: I Unintentionally Exposed My Girlfriend by IamSoProlific: 1:04pm On Jan 14, 2020
Jewessgratitude:
Well you have just seen what she does behind you. I wonder what you're still asking this question for.
Do you know how many she's been inviting over?

When you see a decent girl, you'll jump her pass. Its those agaracha, because she works in a bank or has a high profile job, you'll want to die on top.
Marry her at your own peril.

On the side though
Why have girls moral value degenerated so badly? Is it because too much exposure in school? Hmm... I must watch out for My girl child. Even though she's gonna be raised in this useless generation, she'll not be like them. She must be like me cos I'll use the same iron hand my parents used on me.

I mean at my age I can't even invite a man to my house let alone a stranger. Good home training sure goes a long way. Hmm.


Please are you married?

If not, link me to your sis who hasn't....I need someone like you or from you to bring out my unborn kids in this rotten, moral ridden generation.

Thanks as I await your positive response.

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Crime / Re: Colorado Santa Lookalike Robs Bank, Throws Money In Air Shouting Merry Christmas by IamSoProlific: 12:22pm On Dec 26, 2019
Brunicekid:
Money Heist Season 3... Go and Download.

Where please?

The movie is epic....
Politics / Re: Protest In Ebonyi As Clement Odah Slaps Chinedu Onah by IamSoProlific: 2:40pm On Dec 19, 2019
helinues:
Is Ebonyi government house dont have any security? Second time in this week that people are protesting there..

Developers Wey no fit develop their lands, is that one a developer?

M U M U

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Champions League Round Of 16 Draws For 2019/2020 by IamSoProlific: 1:08pm On Dec 16, 2019
BAAKUS1447:
Chelsea and Liverpool are gunners

grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Everton (5 - 2) On 4th December 2019 by IamSoProlific: 5:51pm On Dec 04, 2019
YNWA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Aston Villa (2 - 1) On 4th December 2019 by IamSoProlific: 5:45pm On Dec 04, 2019
I only pity kante and willian. Those guys are suffering the two champs, I just pray he doesn't break down.

If only they would agree to come to nou camp where their efforts will forever be rewarded....

LongLive the king!!!!!!

Sports / Re: Ballon D'or 2019 (Live Updates) by IamSoProlific: 11:42am On Dec 02, 2019
OyiboOyibo:
VVD or Ronaldo deserves this award...If Messi wins it then I will stop watching football

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Crime / Re: How A Man Saved Some Boys From Being Illegally Arrested By SARS (Video) by IamSoProlific: 3:10am On Oct 01, 2019
hoseao:
bro i dont think you have any idea what these people are capable of. and i have to ask "have you really experienced these guys in broad day light. they own these streets man. had an encounter with them this evening and believe me the kind of discussion i over heard them having at the station today shows that there ogas have sh*** in every return infact the Nigerian police is the most organised criminal gang

Can you narrate your story please, so we could learn too. Thanks!
Health / Re: Sex With Prostitute: My HIV/AIDS Test And Result Experience by IamSoProlific: 11:09am On Sep 28, 2019
OlawaleBammie:


Why wil i pretend before my mentor?? grin

Health / Re: Sex With Prostitute: My HIV/AIDS Test And Result Experience by IamSoProlific: 9:20am On Sep 28, 2019
OlawaleBammie:


Its just 1% of the one u re using na grin

Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 28 Yahoo Boys In Enugu, Recovers Cars, Phones, Laptops (Photos) by IamSoProlific: 9:02am On Sep 28, 2019
seangy4konji:
They are kids cos I am aaflwaats surprised(why they all move Into same buildings. About 30 of them. DrivVout evenings with ladies and come back after three in the morning I. A neighborhood where pensioner is still waiting for gratuity..

Everyone goes out in the morning and you are at the balcony with three girls smoking igbo with three girls in bum shot.

U never learn.. Learn work from your friends.. Once u know what to do, get an apartment and only meet once in a while or when you hang out drinking and off to your house codedly

May God reachily bless you fam, wish I can say enough. It's simple LEARN WORK, RELOCATE TO WHERE YOU WILL LIVE ALONE. Say no to random girls they will not hear, someone will even tell you that you don't want to enjoy your money, as if enjoying is just by smoking weed openly and carrying random girls with bunch of friends loitering around your crib.

Do the numbers stay humble and be on the low,most of those louding n!ggas are just broke and faking compared to stuffs coded ones have achieved. Some of them na careless rippers that got snitched by those unforgiving folks they ripped.

Niggas be safe....

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Health / Re: Sex With Prostitute: My HIV/AIDS Test And Result Experience by IamSoProlific: 2:41am On Sep 28, 2019
OlawaleBammie:


Lol, bro could u bliv i didn't even knw wat u wrote der, i just went back now to see wat u wrote and its actually funny.


btw, d reason i said sorry is cus i was truly testing sometin, i was trying to knw how to quote in multiple places, as i quoted you.

once again, sorry grin

Health / Re: Sex With Prostitute: My HIV/AIDS Test And Result Experience by IamSoProlific: 11:16pm On Sep 27, 2019
OlawaleBammie:


sory, a dey try test sometin



sorry once again.

Why the sorry

I'm clean man, my God is alive.
Celebrities / Re: Zlatan Ibile becomes Coca Cola’s Latest Ambassador by IamSoProlific: 7:15pm On Sep 26, 2019
gabazin080:
If she can’t afford something as small as fare to visit.. then she has nothing to offer in a relationship. Am I loud enough guys?

Louder bro, although it depends on where she's coming from, but anywhere she's coming from, she should atleast contribute.
Sports / Re: My Mother Was In Tears After I Received Racist Abuse - Tammy Abraham by IamSoProlific: 8:38pm On Sep 10, 2019
This boy never see something, especially with identifying to be a Nigerian.

He should get ready because him go still chop tribal abuse and bigotry, and possibly xenophobia.

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Crime / Re: FSARS, Anti-cultism Officers Rob Lagos Businessman Of N200,000 by IamSoProlific: 6:33pm On Sep 09, 2019
Kelvin30286063:

No I didn't pay but that was because, my father and pastor intervaned before my car was released to me.

Ok. Thanks for the response.
Crime / Re: FSARS, Anti-cultism Officers Rob Lagos Businessman Of N200,000 by IamSoProlific: 12:49pm On Sep 09, 2019
Kelvin30286063:
I once shared my own story of how they came to my house here too. Let me just copy and paste it.
Two Saturdays ago, it was the regular environmental sanitation day in Ondo state. We usually observe ours on the last Saturday of the month.
I heard a knock on my gate and I told my wife to check who was there. She asked who and they said NEPA, from inside I was like, I don't owe power company now. What do they want on a Saturday morning.
Before I know what, this hefty men came into my sitting room brandishing guns of different sizes I don't know their names. Well I'm not a fan of guns so I don't exactly know which is which, I don't even know which one is the very popular AK45.
I asked them what they want and they said they are from Abuja, that they got information that km selling weapons and sponsoring cultists!
I was dumbfounded. Me! Selling guns!
They said they want to search my house, I didn't even remember to ask of any search warrant. Go ahead ooo, I'm a programmer and I own a ICT school college in the state.
After ramming through all the rooms, turning everything in the house upside down, they asked if I'm the owner of the car packed in the compound, I said yes I am, they said how can I afford that kind of car. I was like, I'm 30 years old, I graduated from school 6 years ago, I own my own company, why won't I be able to afford a 2006 Honda accord!
Is it that bad in this country!
They searched my laptop, my phones, my wife's phones. After all said and done, they said I have to follow them, they asked me to drive my car so off we go.
On getting to the station, they asked me to pack my car and get into their white bus that they came in. Off we go again, they made a few similar arrests with the same story and now we are like 3 in the back seat of the bus. While we were going back to the station, one of them who I think is their team leader got a call that the person is at a particular atm stand. They went there and picked him up. It later turned out that was the person they actually came to arrest before they decided to raid my house.
They started slapping him one millions times in turns, he kept begging them to please relax, he will settle them, he was about to call them, blah blah blah.

Long story short please, this man was a scammer that specializes in defrauding people by pretending to be an harbalist, from his statement, I also found out that he just scammed a politician seeking appointment as NDDC chairman of 4 million naira.

After writing his statement, they started negotiating with him about how they will share the money. He further revealed to them that he has already sent 200k to the area command in Akure as bribe so he's left with 3.8m
They said they will take 1m and he was begging them to take 500k cuz he still has to pay some of his boys.
Long story short. They borrowed pos from a woman selling cash for transfer and collected 500k from this man. They released him and he drove out of the station.
That was when my head sparked, how can you release a criminal like that while me that is innocent is still here.
Long story short, they released me at 7pm and as I drove home, I couldn't believe what just happened.
That man was even bragging that why won't he respect them when it's not like he's ready to quit this job and they were like, dem no born you well make you no respect us now.
One of the officers was like, how much will my share be if I bring client to you. He said that depends on how much the client paid.
They also arrested some Fulani and collected 300k from them, I don't know what they did because they have arrested them the day before but I witness the negotiations between their leaders and the officers.
From what I heard, they were directed by the IG to come to Ondo state over the insecurity issues we recently face here and when they came to my house, they came with a bus with fully tinted glass.
After I read that bukola dakolo's story, I think I believe they are the same policemen and from all the information I gathered after the saga, they are actually IG's special force but they take contracts from individuals as well.
This may look like nollywood to you because nobody believes me whenever I tell people except for those that were there but it's absolutely real and I'm a witness.
Please if they ever visit you, don't argue with them, just comply and they won't arm you because they are really scary and I feel they can do and undo.

Sorry for the long post, I don't usually make long posts but I have to say this.

Your neighborhood or someone closer to you told you out, had similar encounter from a friend.

Please we all need to know, did you pay before your release?

Thanks as you respond.
Crime / Re: Abuja Court Sentences Biker To 1 Month In Prison Over 'Public Stunts' At 12:30am by IamSoProlific: 9:58pm On Sep 05, 2019
Tobest150:
You mean 12:30pm ?

Your guess is as good as mine, and literally correct.

Bad report/journalism/blogging.
Crime / Re: 10 Ways To Avoid Being Scammed By ‘yahoo Boys’ by IamSoProlific: 9:39pm On Sep 05, 2019
donkossy:
make we reason together na

Crime / Re: EFCC Seeks Traditional Rulers’ Support To Fight Cybercrime. PHOTOS by IamSoProlific: 9:08pm On Sep 05, 2019
Selfish interest, only God knows what personal contract and interpersonal relationship they are orchestrating using fighting of corruption as headline. Let's watch and see how the yahoo Boiz sponsored politician names pans out. Then we can start contemplating to believe they're truly working.

Thank God I've finally made it outta zoo.

God Bless Donald Trump....I call him King!
God bless America...,,!!!!

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Crime / Re: 10 Ways To Avoid Being Scammed By ‘yahoo Boys’ by IamSoProlific: 8:43pm On Sep 05, 2019
donkossy:

Come show me the way abeg

How much you get?
Sports / Re: Barcelona And PSG Agree Neymar Transfer Fee, Dembele May Be Included by IamSoProlific: 11:56am On Aug 29, 2019
NNature:
baba abeg we need him. sad

We don't need him, not because of his disloyalty because I know he's humble to King Leo.

But his vulnerability to injuries is exhausting and tiring.
Sports / Re: Barcelona And PSG Agree Neymar Transfer Fee, Dembele May Be Included by IamSoProlific: 9:20am On Aug 29, 2019
Who be Neymar again, we don't fvcking need him.

Of all people na Dembele that's still young n energetic, just needs more motivation on his confidence level.

Be like say velverde brain don dey over-leak, he shouldn't open up the last season UCL healing wound.

Nou Camp no be dumping ground for injury prone players oo.

Velverde take time.

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Events / Re: Goodfellas Inc Holds The Biggest House Party In Lagos Tagged THE SWITCH by IamSoProlific: 8:47am On Aug 29, 2019
KubwaBoy:
Let me know when its time for Abuja own

This boy, you and free show, the one for movida never do you
Crime / Re: Yahoo Boys Rounded Up By Their Oyinbo Maga In Ghana (Throwback Video) by IamSoProlific: 2:50am On Aug 29, 2019
tsdarkside:


its ghana police....??
very good...
they know how to handle their fvckups...

we need this type of slaps in nigeria too....

If na Naija police they must fire gun to show themselves to the oyinbos, probably in the air.

Ghana police are mild compared to what we have here. If Naija police slap you(not SARS oo), you will have the map of Nigeria crested on your face at first slap alone.
Crime / Re: 10 Ways To Avoid Being Scammed By ‘yahoo Boys’ by IamSoProlific: 10:34pm On Aug 28, 2019
How come I'm making FP on a fraud related post.

Oh well, one of the rules is don't do local and don't rip other hustlers no matter how much involved. Majority of those that get into trouble within the shores of this country failed one of the rules. Learn to stick to the script people, don't be greedy, some bread ain't for eats.

Moreso, the tinier the circle, the safer you are.

Stay safe fam!!!

BTW, I pray SARS doesn't stop or harass Ikechukwu someday, because he has vowed to disarm n kill them not minding dying with them.

I somehow believe him because he's a trained and dreaded martial artist.

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Celebrities / Re: Zlatan Places Curse On SARS Officer Who Stopped Him: E No Go Better For Your Mum by IamSoProlific: 10:34pm On Aug 28, 2019
MillerJnr:


forget these fraudsters calling themselves celeb jare, celeb on social media,
if you are clean then answer them and move na,
have you ever heard Chris Brown calling out police on social media?, and their white police are worse off,
or Hugo lloris that was arrested for drunk driving, why didn't he call out police on social media?, if na our shitty celeb they will run to media to say " na their money I take buy drinks "?
and the gullible fans will always react in their support.
some Nigerian police officers are bad that doesn't mean they shouldnt do their job if they suspect something fishy na.
or should police stop working?


This your bitterness and painment is at its peak bro.

I pray you heal soon.
Celebrities / Re: Zlatan Ibile Held By SARS, Special Anti-Cultism Squad by IamSoProlific: 10:14pm On Aug 28, 2019
MillerJnr:


so they shouldn't stop him again cuz he sings trash he calls music, big time footballers are stopped on the road by police in the UK and other developed countries and you won't hear pim from their social media accounts, only these fraudsters called celebrities, whenever they stop them, they run to social media to type,
PS if your hands are clean then answer them as a celeb and leave.

You're really pained bro.

I sha relate to the cause of your painment.

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Crime / Re: Grandma Flogged By A DPO In Edo, In Coma (Photos) by IamSoProlific: 3:23pm On Aug 28, 2019
DennisEche:
social media report especially from a blog can not be trusted. To me the pictures looks like the police came for rescue or assisting the woman. Bloggers can set this country on fire

No offense bro, but you sound so dumb n daft.

Since you're seeing the blogger's IG handle can't you visit his page, watch the videos before saying trash.
Celebrities / Re: Ned Nwoko And Soccer Stars Project Team Storm Delta State (Photos) by IamSoProlific: 2:50pm On Aug 28, 2019
Ciaos:
Why John fashanu come be like that.He sick abi na old age.

You eyes sharp. The man don really shrink, looking so malnourished and worn out. I wonder wetin be the problem.

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