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Politics / Re: President Buhari Inspecting The Passing-Out Parade Of The NDA by IamSoProlific: 8:28pm On Oct 10, 2020
Can you imagine?
Politics / Re: Jimoh Isiaka Shot During EndSARS Protest Dies At BUTH - Seyi Makinde by IamSoProlific: 8:27pm On Oct 10, 2020
myBraine:
Sad.

At least, the so called peaceful protesters have succeeded in taking him down.

I'm an advocate of peaceful protests but among the various problems this country is facing, police brutality shouldn't be one of them.

No one has the monopoly of violence. We all get angry and unable to control our emotions in certain scenarios. Not until you taste power, you won't realize the fact that power intoxicate.

Recently, the Nigerian police sent to every citizens a toll number (like 911) to dail in case of an emergency. Ask yourself, would they have done that if they didn't care for us?

What exactly is your problem, Mr man?

Living of proceeds from SARS illicit activity has so blinded you to the truth, I hope you experience their illicit activities through other means and channels, since you feel you're covered for whatever reason.
Romance / Re: How Do I Ask Her To Leave....please Help!!! by IamSoProlific: 2:55am On Sep 29, 2020
Kobicove:


It's going to be difficult to get this lady off your back because she has probably severed all contacts with her relatives in Asaba to come live with you.

Your best line of approach would be for you to trick her into going with you to Asaba on a visit then when you get there you end the relationship.

Do not use the police to eject her because you will be held responsible if anything happens to her in Lagos since she has no relatives here

You got the geek absolutely right.
I don't want a forceful or petty approach.
I just want a way to trick her the best way I can, once she makes it to her parents' house in one piece, the relationship would sink asap.

That nicest trick is all I want, knowing fully well I'm dealing with a smart girl.
Romance / Re: How Do I Ask Her To Leave....please Help!!! by IamSoProlific: 2:45am On Sep 29, 2020
luscioustrish:
What type of caterer is this one that doesn't have clients calling her for jobs Start pretending to be poor, once the current foodstuffs in the house finishes don't replace them, don't pay electric bills, infact allow Nepa "cut" your light grin
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No more WiFi, no money to fuel the gen, just make sure she is no longer comfortable starting from today.
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Start lamenting about no salary or being scammed or something, everything no be fight.


Did more than those few months ago, but she insisted on staying, says she can't leave me at my downtime, that it will be inhuman and unfair of her, that she's ready to fight the challenge with me through thick and thin.
Romance / Re: How Do I Ask Her To Leave....please Help!!! by IamSoProlific: 2:42am On Sep 29, 2020
zitee14:
my brother forget ooo. u don see Asaba girl wen get craze? dem dey mad finish
Op, the only solution now is to sit her down and explain to her that your relationship will not work out and you are ready to help her in any way you can to start afresh.
next time use your head. it is not all that clitters you call gold.

If I ever get out of this, heaven knows I'm done with anything blind date or long distance relationship. This one get better craze for head.
Romance / Re: How Do I Ask Her To Leave....please Help!!! by IamSoProlific: 2:39am On Sep 29, 2020
thebosstrevor1:
Have a one on one convo with her, so you mean you will scared to have deep conversations with your wife, when you have one.

Stop paying for your dstv, light and other payable amenities

Stop buying anything like food, eat outside

If you know the phone number of her family, call them to talk to her.

Do these thing and she will pack out.

If she doesn't listen

Change the lock of your house and arrange her load for her outside and put transport fare for her, go stay with your friend for a week until she leaves, dont forget to ignore her calls when she start calling.

Women love comfort, when you start to cut the comfort, they pack and leave

I love and admire your first three lines, matter of fAct, I'm big on deep convos, but that is too sophisticated for her.

All she says after any intellectual or deep convo is "ok, no problem, I've heard.".....very very boring when it comes to matters of the heart and its convo.

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Romance / Re: How Do I Ask Her To Leave....please Help!!! by IamSoProlific: 4:43pm On Sep 28, 2020
Nuel4:
tell her you have a very big problem at home and that you have sent every penny you have back home you don't have the resources to accommodate her for the now that she has to back home while you sort things out. Say this with a very stern and serious face. No foolish smiling or sweet talking. Just tell her she has to go. She will go. You just need to be serious while saying it. She sense you're afraid of her that's why she's doing those rubbish

I had a talk with her early this morning with your strategy in play, that was when I discovered she snooped on my phone(how she got my passcode is still mystery to me) and saw my account statement, which I told her the money is for a project but she feels she'd manage with me, saying "since she was able to be with me in my green days, it would be inhumane to leave in my trying times".....I'm just blank.

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Romance / Re: How Do I Ask Her To Leave....please Help!!! by IamSoProlific: 2:27pm On Sep 28, 2020
Introvertmemer:
Use the wife method:
tell a good friend of urs(girl) to pretend to be ur wife and chase her off(if ure desperate hire a small boy to pretend to be ur son and come along with his 'mother'

That girl I know would fight or possibly want to live with the whole situation. I've told that I made some mistakes in the past regarding girls and that I feel one might crop up saying I impregnated her....her response wasn't favorable abit.
Romance / Re: How Do I Ask Her To Leave....please Help!!! by IamSoProlific: 2:21pm On Sep 28, 2020
Chino4NAUTH:

Op what is her genotype?
Answer me and I will give u next strategy

A friend suggested I do that blood thing, but e shocked me when she gave me a result of her genotype being AA, and I'm AA too, if hers were to be AS, it would have been a finish work, I wouldn't even mind claiming I'm SS.
Romance / Re: How Do I Ask Her To Leave....please Help!!! by IamSoProlific: 10:51pm On Sep 27, 2020
lomprico:
you don enter one chance!

you have to man up and sternly tell her to leave.
as long as she is with you, she will device a way to hook you probably with pregnancy. yeah u said u stopped touching her but your jt has a mind of it's own when it's time for show.

I have had a similar experience like this before.

How did you handle that without causing bad blood?
Romance / Re: How Do I Ask Her To Leave....please Help!!! by IamSoProlific: 10:50pm On Sep 27, 2020
southernbelle:
Inviting her to come leave with you was a major mistake. You have to carefully eject her.

A very very big mistake, I wholly admit and accept I messed up.....TBT I need a carful means to eject her, ridding off bad blood.

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Romance / Re: How Do I Ask Her To Leave....please Help!!! by IamSoProlific: 10:48pm On Sep 27, 2020
lefulefu:
this is why i dont so much like this long distance social media dating dating
And by the way this girl dat u said has now made ur house her parmanent abode
she no get family for asaba?
isnt her family worried that since August they havent seen their dauther?
doesnt she have a job?
is she not going to school?
hmm op i just hope its not one underage girl that ran away from her family home that u now housing as ur lover cheesy
Her parents or her ppl back in asaba would be concerned if its since August that she has left there
Anyway just tell her bluntly that u need ur space and want her to leave
u wont die if u tell her how u feel about her being parmantly in ur place

She's not an underage girl, unless a 26yo has become an underage in this part of the world.
Her parents doesn't care bout her absence, maybe because they feel she up to age to be responsible and accountable for her decisions.

She's is into catering services and decorations back in Asaba.

I've tried telling her but she's a very revengeful fellow and can go any extent to harm someone or cause doom for just hurting her.

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Romance / Re: How Do I Ask Her To Leave....please Help!!! by IamSoProlific: 10:39pm On Sep 27, 2020
Adesamogun:
You will pay for this advise ooo... Meet a Soldier or Police Officer. Plan for them to come and arrest you. Let them get you both to the barracks or Station. Let them detain you. You can from there go and stay with you friend. Let them lie that you are a thief or arm robber and if she doesn't go back to her place kind of they will shoot her with you... you give the police/Soldier some money to give her but let it look like na them give her for her to disappear so they don't kill her. Let them ensure she goes home to pack her belonging and let them lock the door. Stay away for like 1 week and let them help you monitor am so that she get to asaba or her location. Then you can come back to your house. Sort yourself out with your simply and others if you don't want her call you.. well if this work... You can change your apartment as well

Thanks so much for this input, that girl that I know might carry my property if it reaches that point.

In addition, she won't want to leave, she would try to use that as a medium to show my loyalty and prove she's my "ride or die "

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Romance / Re: How Do I Ask Her To Leave....please Help!!! by IamSoProlific: 10:33pm On Sep 27, 2020
JIMMY1393:
How can you mess up like this, why would you invite someone you barely know info your home? What if she's a thief or one of these so called ritualist? It doesn't matter how long you knew her on phone you can never fully know people by knowing them only through long distance exhibit being seeing how she has already revealed her true nature to you. My advise is you tell her with a Stern and serious face you want her to get the fvck out and if she doesn't you are ready to involve the police in the matter simple as that

I'm well aware I messed up, I would have actually told her it's just for two weeks that she'd be staying, not accepting her idea of relocation.
Romance / Re: How Do I Ask Her To Leave....please Help!!! by IamSoProlific: 10:32pm On Sep 27, 2020
Bola146:
angry You need to invite the police, since she is desperate. Inform your parents too grin

I wouldn't want to go that route please. I want a peaceful separation.
Romance / How Do I Ask Her To Leave....please Help!!! by IamSoProlific: 9:45pm On Sep 27, 2020
Hello beloveths, please I will be very brief and straight to the point on this one.

There's this girl I started dating around August 30th last year, it was a distance relationship, we got along so well on phone, she appeared different, smart, brilliant, industrious and what have you when it comes to what a virtuous woman and one that knows what she wants at that. I totally thought she was the one for me, little did I know she's just the regular average girl hovering around pretentiously looking for whom to leech on.

Fast forward July this year, she relocated to my place with the hope of staying with me, I did it on purpose so I can watch her closely and we can plan on settling down because I planned on concluding the marital necessities with her by December.


When she came to stay with me, I noticed she was just the opposite of all she claimed to be while we spoke on phone, she played me, she gets Violently angered at every provocation and ready to fight, she just sleeps, eat, watch Tv and spend all her life on social media (Instagram,Facebook and WhatsApp), she has absolutely nothing to offer- not in any way to my life. I've already called the marriage quit in my head. She has anger issues, always feel attacked and ready for a fight....I have tried to change her, even took her to a therapist, but all to no avail, settling down with her would definitely end in doom.

Long story short, inasmuch as not to waste each other' s time, please house, how do I make her leave my house, I'm currently staying in Lagos, she came from Asaba to come live with me and this is her first time in Lagos, and she's not ready to leave, to her she's already my wife and not ready to go anywhere, I've tried to talk about her leaving, but she literally refused saying she can't just go back and that she gave up a lot to come stay with me( I really wonder what she gave up) I've stopped touching her long ago.

Moreso, the girl in question is dangerous, revengeful and very tricky (claiming to be smart), she once told me she's trying to figure out how to hurt her ex because he double dated, which made her to leave.

The case now made me understand sense needs to be applied so well while dealing with her. She always say she can never allow me to leave her, not while she's alive...

House please help me in the best strategy to make her leave my house without any violence or bad energy before the end of next month, I just can't contain her any more....

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Crime / Re: 6 Suspected Ritualists Arrested In Lagos (Photos) by IamSoProlific: 2:23am On Apr 21, 2020
pyyxxaro:
Lagos Amaka

My niggy, I see you.

Politics / Re: Menegian Saro-Wiwa Dies Of Coronavirus In London by IamSoProlific: 6:10pm On Apr 16, 2020
kendrick93:
And there are still some Nigerians who thinks it's a scam....
Thier reason is no one they know personally have died of this disease...
These sets of people suffer from Ignorance.
This is was how Trump called coronavirus a 'hoax'.....
Now Americans are being dealt with because of his stupidity

Stop blaming Trump, he doesn't have any business with you, neither does he know your m.serable self exists. Focus on your damnation Nigeria and its ruler.
Politics / Re: FG To Pay For Free Power Supply, Says Discos by IamSoProlific: 7:09pm On Apr 09, 2020
Another Audio release.

Politics / Re: Abu Usamah Killed! Boko Haram Commander Dies Of Gunshot Injuries In Borno by IamSoProlific: 11:50am On Mar 30, 2020
Audio killing.

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Health / Re: COVID-19: People Are Celebrating Birthdays, Having Fun In Quarantine(Photos) by IamSoProlific: 2:50pm On Mar 26, 2020
pyyxxaro:
Naaaa for better country naim this quarantine tin de sweet because light de , food de

Nor be for this yeye area when okada when nor get exhaust and people when de blend corn and beans nor go let person hear world lipsrsealed


Ashawo for my area don cheap oh , b4 naa 3k and u nor go touch bweast oh

But as the corona start , there don de do bonanza oh

500naira for 3 full rounds with souvenir self



Uncle Coro I hail oh tongue


Welcome back my nigga.

Where you been?
Education / Re: ASUU Commences Nationwide Warning Strike by IamSoProlific: 7:42pm On Mar 09, 2020
Fragility6:

See diz werey o. Na Bleep dey ur mind. Afta 3-4 days she no b like who u dey miss again trust me

Haven't seen her for ages mehn.
Education / Re: ASUU Commences Nationwide Warning Strike by IamSoProlific: 1:18pm On Mar 09, 2020
My baby can now visit....abeg it's should last for two months oooo!!!!!

So we fvcklix and chill.

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Culture / Re: A Brief Profile Of The Igbo People Of Jamaica by IamSoProlific: 9:26am On Feb 17, 2020
priscaoge:


SwiftKey smiley smiley

Daalu nne.

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Culture / Re: A Brief Profile Of The Igbo People Of Jamaica by IamSoProlific: 9:08am On Feb 17, 2020
priscaoge:



Igbo Amaka kiss
Omenaala Igbo amaka! Ejiji anyị, nri anyị, ejije anyị, ihe niile gbasara Igbo na enye m obi ụtọ.

Chukwu Okike abiama gozie ụmụ Igbo niile nọ na mba ọbụla! Kpuchie ha ma nyere ha aka ná mbọ niile ha na agba!!!

Ụwa m Ụwa asaa, aga m abụ nwa afọ Igbo smiley smiley

Nne, biko kedu keyboardu i jiri dé edemede nke à?
Politics / Re: Ondo approves Amotekun Bill, Draft Copy Ready For Legislative Scrutiny by IamSoProlific: 4:29pm On Feb 12, 2020
My inlaws you guys should follow right back.

If northern people choose to finish themselves, it's left for them.

After all there are too many 70virgins to round.
I only pity none northerners that are still inhabited there for whatever reason(s).

Keyword:- Fear Not<North>.

......#BiafranFirstInlaw!!!

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Sports / Re: A Great White Shark Is Named After Kobe Bryant by IamSoProlific: 4:22pm On Feb 12, 2020
Life is truly unfair....

What happens to the other 7people (excluding the daughter) that died alongside him. Those ones are heroes too to their own respective families and loved ones.

My people hustle oooo, may we never be in the list of "....and many more", or "others".

.....#BiafranFirstInlaw!!!

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Crime / Re: Man Flees Nigeria After Defrauding Clients With Wife’s Bank Account by IamSoProlific: 3:58pm On Feb 12, 2020
He better make some dough wherever he has fled to, or die trying.

Money outweighs problem of this sort, comeback in few months, triple the money you defrauded and then get your wife a Ferrari Porsche car and watch how everyone will ask you for forgiveness for ever badmouthing you.

....#BiafranFirstInlaw!!!

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Celebrities / Re: Angry Tacha Blasts Abuja Hotel After Intruder Accessed Her Room With Master Key by IamSoProlific: 3:51pm On Feb 12, 2020
Fvck Tacha....Fvck anybody that watched that video.....if you feel offended about this, Fvck you too.

We don't need her over there.

Abuja is too sunny to accommodate broke smellos and bleaching lunatics.

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Religion / Re: ‘There Is War’ - Paul Enenche Condemns Killings Of Christians In Nigeria (Video) by IamSoProlific: 1:24pm On Feb 02, 2020
I insist to maintain calmness. It's left for God to precede and decide over the doings of HIS anointed.

Nice one from Dr Eneche.

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