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Programming / Re: Basil Okpara Jr, Biography, Age, Nigerian Programmer Who Built 30 Mobile Games by IamSoProlific: 9:35am On Aug 07, 2019
Kingosytex:
This boy is the real celebrity unlike those BBN hoeloshos who fvck their way to the celebrity status.


Basil Okpara? Isn't that an Igbo name? Igbo Amaka!!

Phones / Re: How I Lost My Phone To One Chance Bus In Enugu. by IamSoProlific: 6:02pm On Aug 06, 2019
GodCovenant:
I stop and board a bus that had only two at the front, the driver and one other guy and the whole back seat empty. the driver told me to join them at the front as he open the door. I joined them at the front and few minutes later while we were moving the driver told me to lock the door properly and I keep telling him the door is lock and okay like that.

you know those old bus with no door handle and one need to draw a connecting slim rod in the old shattered and scrap door before it can open and only the driver knows how to do that.

he did it and it open and told me to jam it with force which I did while the vehicle was still in motion. the next thing I heard was a loud shouting from the guy that sat with me. his fingers are lock at the upper side of the door. he was shouting my hand my hand. the driver was shouting too you have lock his hand open the door open the door. the vehicle was still in motion. I was confuse at the moment as there were adrenaline rush, I was strongly with the door which has no handle both the inside and outside of the door, i put my hand outside for the door handle no way. inside no way. I tried to open the door by the slim rod no way. then I start telling the driver stop the car and come it himself.

then the guy later pull his hand out from it. as i thought maybe his fingers have finally cut off. but to my amazements the fingers where still intact not even a sign of trauma but he was just holding it tightly like something serious really happened. what a relief for me as I keep on telling him sorry as I didn't know his hand was there when I jam the door. but I examine the place were he put his hand and there was a slack space up there as the door have lost those tight sealed. its loose at the top side when it was locked which would not have promoted the guy to be shouting like that. well I just wave it off.

then the next thing the driver said VIRO is out now. he can't go again. that we should come down and find another bus and as I came down from the bus I was expecting the other guy to come down too but he shot the door and they zoom off. that was when it came to me it was all a set up. I quickly check for my pocket only the small torchlight phone was left the big one was gone. it was selectively picked.

I was just looking at them as they driving away. there was no means to chase them. no keke for charter to go after them.

my wallet was at the other side of my pocket that is the door side. they would have collect it too.

this happened at airport flyover bridge Enugu.


Emene na.....na only criminals full there.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lady Confronts An Able-Bodied Beggar Who Rejected Her N35k Job Offer In Ajah by IamSoProlific: 5:54pm On Aug 06, 2019
Ndi-ofe at it again.

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Celebrities / Re: Toyin Lawani And Teddy A In Native Attires, Spotted On A Movie Set by IamSoProlific: 11:51am On Aug 06, 2019
Where can I get lace as this one teddy is rocking?
Politics / Re: 'Revolution Now' Protest By Sowore: Reactions On Twitter by IamSoProlific: 9:03am On Aug 05, 2019
bonnylight003:
Igbos should allow our sophisticated brothers to revolutionize themselves....

Is not our cry...ours is Biafra... emancipation of slavery...freedom!

Those who call for revolution should lead...

Nowhere in the east should this nonsense survive..

They will betray una and tagged it igbo protest igbo revolution or even igbo coup..

One fool above has been making ridiculous statement... using his cowardly stupidity to robe in igbos...
That alone will tell you how this will end..

The west wants presidency...and they're looking for whom to sacrifice...for their dream to come true..

By next year you will see all this monikers supporting soware... campaign for TINUBU..is what they call sophistication...and abuse you igbos for failed revolution..

Igbo but igbo murunu Anya..no be tribal matter....but na the honest reality.

Let's watch them and dia masters on television...


God bless you richly bro.

You took those words off my mouth in exact.

Enough said....who get ear make him hear. Very confused, scary, multiple faced n tongued fellows.

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Leads Worship Session In Church (Photos) by IamSoProlific: 10:25pm On Aug 04, 2019
My man!!!

This man is simply a good fruit that fail on bad soil. Kogi people know deserve this man, wish he was from south east, fayose comes to mind.

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TV/Movies / Re: #BBNAJIA: Mike Got The Highest Number Of Votes, See How Nigerians Voted by IamSoProlific: 9:13pm On Aug 04, 2019
Am I the only one that feels so so happy that EPL and other leagues are starting this week....

Lemme reserve my comment on wetin go do the mod wey go fail to push any football news to fp.

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Sports / Re: Samuel Chukwueze And His Mother On A Boat Cruise (Photos) by IamSoProlific: 6:30pm On Aug 04, 2019
Adaibeku:
Omalicha nwa biafra
, Oburu onye-ugwu hmmm Shoe maker ka oga aburiri!
Oburu onye amalaewedu na owomida him go dey collect for Oshodi ,
...Ndi Quota System chineke ga akpo oku
....

Ada-ada nwayo kwa oooo!!!
Celebrities / Re: Efia Odo: “Ghanaians Like Sex, They Like It Too Much” by IamSoProlific: 6:14pm On Aug 04, 2019
enemyofprogress:
No wonder my landlord's wife wan take am kill me

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Politics / Re: Kogi Civil Servant Storms AIT, Tells Governor Yahaya Bello To Pay Her by IamSoProlific: 5:42pm On Aug 04, 2019
WHY IS IT THAT SHORT PEOPLE, THEIR LEG IS ALWAYS UP, ALTHOUGH MESSI MAKES ME THINK OTHERWISE. IF SELFISHNESS NO KILL SALLAH, MAKE BETTER INJURY HELP FINISH AM.

AS FOR THE TOPIC, I HAVE STOPPED COMMENTING ON MATTERS ABOUT KOGITES EVER SINCE I SAW HOW EXCITED THEY WERE AT THEIR RUTHLESS AND DREADED GOVERNOR. THOSE PEOPLE MUMU NO BE HERE, IT'S AT ITS PEAK IN THEIR LIVES.... E SURE ME SAY DEM GO STILL ALLOW THE MAN RIG HIMSELF IN COME NOVEMBER POLL.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester City: Community Shield (1(4) - (5) 1) On 4th Aug. 2019 by IamSoProlific: 12:46pm On Aug 04, 2019
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


I'm more about the evictions today than this match.

Tonight,
Jeff will realize that when Liverpool says "You Never Walk Alone" they weren't referring to him.

You of all people,,,, bia nwoke m', iji-kwa anya gi

Nna you don fall hand.

Crime / Re: Isaac Atamba: CRUTECH Graduate Shot Dead In Calabar (Disturbing Photos) by IamSoProlific: 11:36am On Aug 04, 2019
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richmind2019:
Wow, so much deaths this week, all from the south -east
What is even the profit of cultism

.. Somebody please tell me
Buhari should declare a state of emergency in the east
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Gunman Open Fire In Texas Walmart, Killed Over 20 (Pics) by IamSoProlific: 9:31am On Aug 04, 2019
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RisMas:
Saner Clime, We Need Sowore In America to Lead The Revolution, Trump is incompetent undecided
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Politics / Re: Dapo Abiodun Joins Mountain Of Fire (MFM), Shares Testimony (Photos) by IamSoProlific: 9:12pm On Aug 03, 2019
asuustrike1:
Is Babajide Sanwo-Olu a member of MFM?

Yes yes yes, even before he became the governor. Have seen him around so so many times, too numerous for a mention.
Politics / Re: Lauretta Onochie On Sowore Arrest: “DSS Saved Him From Setting Self Ablaze” by IamSoProlific: 8:48pm On Aug 03, 2019
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midolian:
Sowore actually needs help..

This man contested election and lost like his party didn't appear on the ballot paper. After elections, he was accused by party members of massive looting of hard-earned campaign funds. This is the same person who wants to lead revolution.

The m0r0n even wants to set himself ablaze out of frustration...As we all know, suicide is a crime in the Nigerian constitution, so his arrest is in order. You never can tell how many m0r0ns like him would want to roast their skin for few days fame(which of course will come after death)...as the most common kind of followership we have in this country is blind followership.

I don't have a problem with his so called revolution but with the supporters of this revolution. Majority of his supporters are from the condemned end of the country and we all know whatever they support fails in the end..If you are really interested in a positive change, start from your various local governments and states. your local government chairmen and governors are busy shaping their present and future with what is meant to shape your present and future..and all you lots can do is to leave your states to settle in other people's states wherein you complain as if you were sold to them as slaves ...

...And when the government of the day tries to prosecute them, you guys flood social media with jargons as if the country belongs to the criminals you worship...it doesn't even stop there,..you guys even troop out in numbers chanting bunkums like "Our son is being witch-hunted", "Nigeria will burn if our son is not released and bla bla bla"...

Lastly to my misguided brothers from the condemned end, if you really care about this country, you would have thought about revolution when the drunk hat-man was in power, when he and his shapeless wife ran this country like it was a beer parlour...but No, you guys won't! because you benefitted from the rot in the system the most. Now that things are going back to normal, you are thinking revolution...

let's see how far you can go!
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Crime / Re: Virgin UNILORIN Student In Hijab Raped At Knife-Point by IamSoProlific: 1:33pm On Aug 03, 2019
Who confirmed the virginity

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Crime / Re: 1 Dead In Jos Reprisal Cult Clash (Graphic Photos) by IamSoProlific: 1:10pm On Aug 03, 2019
Hoodbilonia:
Pls listen to this track
By young buck.


Bullets been flying this days men



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmcVrrAwqqo


HK </>.....holla back fam!
Politics / Re: Oby Ezekwesili Reacts To Omoyele Sowore’s Arrest By DSS by IamSoProlific: 12:43pm On Aug 03, 2019
Oby oby....

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Health / Re: University Of Ibadan Nursing Student Slumps, Dies After Writing Test (Photo) by IamSoProlific: 12:12pm On Aug 03, 2019
RiyaGoddess:
May we not be missing on the day of our celebration in Jesus name.
May his soul rest in peace and may God comfort the family he left behind.
Read my signature

Daughter of God, please change that pix on your siggy, I believe you have other nice and better of pix from the fitness center.

Cheers!!!
Politics / Re: Paul Offu: Nnamdi Kanu Reacts To Killing Of Catholic Priest In Enugu by IamSoProlific: 5:38pm On Aug 02, 2019
MondayOsunbor:


And that will make you an IBO IGBO abi

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Politics / Re: Paul Offu: Nnamdi Kanu Reacts To Killing Of Catholic Priest In Enugu by IamSoProlific: 5:36pm On Aug 02, 2019
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YorubaHero12:


Lol see this coward! Remind me what happened to the ultimatum the IPOB gave the fulanis the other time.

The runaway albino is still giving ultimatum from far away country and even had the audacity to recommend the weak Biafra secret service as his foot soldiers.

This is a joke taken too far. The only brave people among you are the women that protested last month but the men in igboland are all cowards and just chestbeat for nothing.
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Music/Radio / Re: Davido ‘Right Here’ Featuring 2face And Jeremih by IamSoProlific: 5:34pm On Aug 02, 2019
babakb:


OBO has Collabo with artists way ahead of Beyonce in the Industry.....

R Kelly and Busta Rhymes

What else is new.

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Politics / Re: Paul Offu: Nnamdi Kanu Reacts To Killing Of Catholic Priest In Enugu by IamSoProlific: 5:30pm On Aug 02, 2019
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YorubaHero12:
Lol, this runaway albino is really a coward with the rest of his tribesmen.

I thought the Igbos said they will exterminate all the Fulani in their region coz they ain’t coward and that no Fulani can kill in their territory.

You guys have been chestbeating since while the fulanis massacre you guys with no necessary actions taken. You just abuse, insult, shout, and threaten with no actual result to show for it.

The coward is even talking about Biafra secret service where he packed ex service old men that can’t even run 20m race if fight breakout.

Such a coward and chestbeating people.
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Music/Radio / Re: Davido ‘Right Here’ Featuring 2face And Jeremih by IamSoProlific: 4:58pm On Aug 02, 2019
babakb:


Ask Wizkid fans........

They caused it, they were shading him because expired Beyonce didn't feature him in her flop album " Lion King"

But trust OBO, he shocked them with Blow My Mind.

Beyoncé might seem to be expired to you ooo, but davido can never do a thing with any of her mates(award and intl recognition) in the industry, besides wizzy is globally recognized as it stands now, more than he (David) is.
Music/Radio / Re: Davido ‘Right Here’ Featuring 2face And Jeremih by IamSoProlific: 3:05pm On Aug 02, 2019
olaolulazio:
He doesn't feature ghost..


Any artist he features always come close.

Wetin wizkid do you this man

Crime / Re: Jack Nicas: Journalist Trails A Scammer From Florida To Nigeria (Pics) by IamSoProlific: 11:44am On Aug 02, 2019
Tunchi was Like....what's up with this new n!ggas....who even brought ekuke into the k9 show....

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Crime / Re: Man Commits Suicide In Delta As Mother Fails To Give Him N700 by IamSoProlific: 11:22am On Aug 02, 2019
Craigslists:
Lol

HK </>.... Holla Back Fam....
Career / Re: Should I Quit My Job Or Not? by IamSoProlific: 2:52am On Aug 02, 2019
jibrilELsudan:
11k per month. Is it in naira abi dollars. Local Ashawo in Ajengunle earns more than that per nite on a bad day fvck.


I will advise you stay on and earn their trust. Get an international passport. Get a South African visa. Then rob the bank of all the money in the vault and kidnap the your boss and collect ransom. Gather all the money and run to South Africa.


You can thank me later. You welcome.

Hope you've registered your August long vacation lesson for your forthcoming junior waec?

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