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Romance / Re: How Do You Handle Frequent Sexual Urge by Iamthoney(m): 9:07pm On Oct 08, 2022
E sure me die say Op hubby don kpansh more than twice in that 8 months but him go expect Op to hold her self.

Op use your head ooo and apply 99 intelligency by masturbating if you no get the odordor to kpansh real gbola

Konji big like rain, dem no dey tell person say konji don come the person go feel am for body like person wey rain beat


Op if you change your mind to knack real gbola try use protection ooo

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Celebrities / Re: Pastor Tobi Adegboyega Gifts Davido‘s Fiancee Chioma A Birkin Bag of N70 million by Iamthoney(m): 11:10am On Oct 08, 2022
Money cleaning and laundering at work here
Family / Re: Rebuttal- Complex Marital Issue Https://www.nairaland.co by Iamthoney(m): 9:58am On Oct 08, 2022
NemoDatQuod:
Contract marriage? Marriage is a contract already. They deceive men by calling it marriage certificate. But it is a contract between a man and a woman. The time you will know it is a contract that is not different from a business contract, is when it is divorce time. They will now bring out the terms of the contract for you, terms of contract that you did not see before you signed the contract (marriage certificate).

If you are a man and you want to marry, you must first research the marriage laws and family law of the country you live in. These are where the terms of contract of your marriage are documented. They detail what happens during your marriage and what happens especially during separation or divorce, including financial settlements.

It is a strange means of deception, the marriage certificate. it is not a certificate. it is a contract. A contract without the contract details.

Men, be woke!


My own definition of a contract marriage is I will be the one to dictate the terms and conditions. The woman’s role will be something like an advanced baby mama thing you dig?
Education / Re: We Will Review Appeal Court’s Ruling, Decide On Next Action – ASUU by Iamthoney(m): 8:27pm On Oct 07, 2022
Mammangaddafi:
They can't do that. You people need to stop thinking with your anus
Are you gonna stop them?
Education / Re: We Will Review Appeal Court’s Ruling, Decide On Next Action – ASUU by Iamthoney(m): 8:10pm On Oct 07, 2022
Fg still needs to settle with ASUU whether they like it or not. ASUU can simply call off the strike so the court doesn’t hold them in contempt only to continue a day or a week after suspending the strike should Fg not settle with them and things will be right where they left off.
Politics / Re: Femi Adesina: Nigerians Will Miss Buhari, Did His Best Amid Distractions by Iamthoney(m): 5:19pm On Oct 07, 2022
Femi shinkpom before I put am for your body woto woto and knack knack you wetin no good

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Family / Re: Rebuttal- Complex Marital Issue Https://www.nairaland.co by Iamthoney(m): 5:12pm On Oct 07, 2022
mich2012:


Lol @ last paragraph
Boss as e be me for mind, body and soul naso I type am out
Family / Re: Rebuttal- Complex Marital Issue Https://www.nairaland.co by Iamthoney(m): 4:40pm On Oct 07, 2022
Some women sha...I never bought or believed her story cos I know she was only selling half truth and nearly almost full lies to both the gullible and the credulous ones. That woman has no love in her so she can’t give what she don’t have. The man might not be perfect and might have wrong her in some ways in their union but he sure didn’t deserve all the bad and harsh treatment she served and peppered him with. This rebuttal from the man is purely a classic case of don’t judge a case after listening to one side of a tale. I hope things gets better between them but I doubt that is happening anytime soon if the man forgives her and decide to remain her husband cos things won’t be the same anymore between them.


Everyday I keep seeing reasons why I will simply opt for a contract marriage to avoid unnecessary drama that a full time marriage offers

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Bodoe/ Glimt: Europa League : (3 - 0) On 6th October 2022 by Iamthoney(m): 8:55pm On Oct 06, 2022
Haters can go and hug transformer cos we are the real deal


Come On You Gunners

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Bodoe/ Glimt: Europa League : (3 - 0) On 6th October 2022 by Iamthoney(m): 7:00pm On Oct 06, 2022
ASIWAJULEMIFORS:
Ps is DStv showing euRopea game pls I need information bon tnis
Yes they are...Supersport

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Omonia Nicosia Vs Manchester United : Europa League (2 - 3) On 6th Oct 2022 by Iamthoney(m): 6:43pm On Oct 06, 2022
Beverlyjean:


Messi is finished, he now only scores minors
Who are the minors?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Omonia Nicosia Vs Manchester United : Europa League (2 - 3) On 6th Oct 2022 by Iamthoney(m): 6:40pm On Oct 06, 2022
Kingsley10000:
I talk am.
Messi and Ronaldo are finished
To drag Messi into your post means you talking bullsheet cos you clearly have zero knowledge and lack the ability to watch and analyze football matches and players

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Will Lose 2023 Election If……. – APC Chairman, Adamu by Iamthoney(m): 2:44pm On Oct 06, 2022
He’s lost already so Adamu and the rest of Apc supporters should just go lick their wounds



Joy soap no come board for Apc and Tinubu fanboys
Politics / Re: Rivers Assembly Passes Motion To Derecognise Omehia As Former Governor by Iamthoney(m): 2:39pm On Oct 06, 2022
Wike na mumu man and him go collect woto woto after election

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Romance / Re: Diary Of A Playboy by Iamthoney(m): 2:27pm On Oct 06, 2022
Please come and continue
Romance / Re: I Am Somewhat Disturbed With New Levels Of Nudity In Latest Nollywood Movies by Iamthoney(m): 10:25am On Oct 06, 2022
seanwilliam:
Abi o , if you go through those critics browsers, I can bet my balls that they will have up to 20 open x.videos tabs, most of dem usually forget to close it after beating their own meat for like 5 times the night before grin Nigeria sabi criticize, call dem to do it, they will flop and fumble .. besides the movie is 18y rated, if you kon allow your pikin to watch it, na your problem be that.






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Btw, I have a question , is Rolake boobs real? grin
No it is not....Just prosthetic which was done by Hakeem effect
Education / Re: ASUU: FG Directs New Unions To Commence Teaching Immediately by Iamthoney(m): 4:49pm On Oct 05, 2022
HitRun:


The govt promised to include the financial demand in the budget 22 budget, they didn’t.

Nitda in the meeting with gbajabiamila said that all three payment platforms tested, including IPPIS failed the test, why pay with IPPIS?
The man you are replying isn’t smart and wise, emotion is clouding his thinking and judgement and he’s very gullible to believe the tales spin by this Apc government. So please if he mentions you don’t dignify him
Politics / Re: Forty Years Ago, 1 Pound Was 0.8189 Naira - Rufai Oseni by Iamthoney(m): 6:28am On Oct 05, 2022
SlavaUkraini:
In 2015, Thiefnubú campaigned for Buhari who Promised to do wonders with the Naira that was falling...

Buhari FAILED WOEFULLY..... The Naira is still Falling like stone from the Rooftop.

7+ years later, Thiefnubú is now deceiving himself and his Urchins that they can turn the tide of the Catastrophic Government that he packaged to Nigerians...

Well meaning Nigerians have since rejected them and would teach them a political lesson at the polls Next Year.
Never again are we allowing mannequins rule us again

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Rangers: UCL (2 - 0) - Live by Iamthoney(m): 11:49pm On Oct 04, 2022
Liverpool don catch small boys dem run knack them two. Well e better for them ooo

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Music/Radio / Re: "Contour": Asa Slams N300m Copyright Infringement Suit On Joeboy by Iamthoney(m): 2:47pm On Oct 04, 2022
Olam09:


I believe Joe boy took a chorus out of her song just like the way zinolesky did in Loving You.
And which song of hers is that?
Career / Re: State Government Work Or Bank Job by Iamthoney(m): 2:45pm On Oct 04, 2022
You are mouthed sir
JoshTheStoic:
OP follow what this comrade said. Comrade oil dey your head no be small.

OP remember what you can control and can't control, January can come and you will be hearing stories that touch, follow the one that's sure and when State Government job comes, switch.
Them no dey tell blind man say rain dey fall cos him go definitely feel am. So if Op like make him no lockdown the banking job for the time being then by January him fit lift the lockdown on the banking job and impose another lockdown on the State government job if him get am


A lot can happen from now till January ooo

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Career / Re: State Government Work Or Bank Job by Iamthoney(m): 2:37pm On Oct 04, 2022
Respect sir
jeremylawrence:


Comrade your wisdom too choke dieeee


I go with this too
That is the way to go. The State government job isn’t sure yet so why not go with the bank job and still keep his ears open for that State government job and if it materialize then he can switch if he’s not cool with the bank job
Career / Re: State Government Work Or Bank Job by Iamthoney(m): 2:11pm On Oct 04, 2022
Since the state government job is until January why not just go with the bank job and stay there until January before switching

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (6 - 3) On 2nd October 2022 by Iamthoney(m): 2:45pm On Oct 02, 2022
4-0
Foden
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Brighton (3 - 3) On 1st October 2022 by Iamthoney(m): 6:04pm On Oct 01, 2022
You get enough tears to shed
sprints1:
appreciate fire if not for mumu lloris and that idiot wey Brazil no dey call again Emerson royal abi wetin b his name and that barca reject lenglet wey saka dey use anyhow arsenal for no dey get mouth. Dem try but Tottenham defended like school boys today. Make dem gather points now before Europa resume fully we know arsenal will still fight for fourth this season.
Abeg when Europa dey begin proper?
Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Apologises To Nigerians Over Economic Hardship And Insecurity by Iamthoney(m): 4:06pm On Oct 01, 2022
Make she fem and shikpom there and disembark from that vertical capping. She fit swear say she no sabi sey her husband no go perform? Na which kind careless apology she dey apologize again? Make she just jejely gather all the money wey dem don achieve already and the ones wey dem get to achieve before their reign complete go keep one side so she go something to take dey lavida after handover in 2023
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Tottenham Hotspur (3 - 1) On 1st October 2022 by Iamthoney(m): 3:12pm On Oct 01, 2022
You guys said we are like an elephant on a branch of the tree. OK, we have built a nest �

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Politics / Re: Aisha Yusufu Slams Police over lekki toll gate by Iamthoney(m): 10:20am On Oct 01, 2022
Aisha no be to dey make mouth and noise for social media, if e sure for her make she put body go rally for Lekki toll gate make we see. Na there and then you go sabi the true definition of “Pathetic”



Why will I take a woman that openly supported Buhari in 2015 serious?
She and that Oby Ezekwesili thought that they will get juicy appointments for their role when Buhari won but they got played and got left behind hence their attack on Buhari government. Oby don go retire and rest na only Aisha still dey voice of the street abi na voice of the oppressed.

Obidients if e sure for una make Una converge for the toll gate
Politics / Re: Ahmad Lawan: APC Insists On Appealing Court Judgment by Iamthoney(m): 10:12am On Oct 01, 2022
Don’t worry I won’t wish you a quick death cos you will eventually die when the time is ripe for you to depart this earth
EdwardRandy:

Just incase you need quick delivery of sniper by next year when Obi wins the election, I remain your surest plug. Buy two bottles, and get a free coffin.
You don’t need to take sniper to die cos one thing will surely kill you and oh! You gonna definitely need a coffin so if I was you I’d start saving for a coffin cos you will need it and it will be harsh to leave such burden of procuring a coffin for your journey to your bereaved and grieving family members who will be so busy attending to your other burial arrangement
Politics / Re: Independence Anniversary: Buhari To Address The Nation On October 1, 2022 At 7am by Iamthoney(m): 10:01pm On Sep 30, 2022
Na mumu go dey awake by then to watch am cos I go either dey sleep or go for road walk or go play ball and if I no do any of the aforementioned na to sit down and listen to the conversation of the two goats wey near my compound
Sports / Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by Iamthoney(m): 9:02pm On Sep 30, 2022
Equity15:
yeah...i actually believed you. i could relate perfectly to your first post
Big ups bro

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Food / Re: Sweetest Meal Ever: Python Sauce by Iamthoney(m): 8:28pm On Sep 30, 2022
Omo me and person wey dey chop snake or dog no fit eat for one plate

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