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Politics / Re: Ahmad Lawan: APC Insists On Appealing Court Judgment by Iamthoney(m): 3:29pm On Sep 30, 2022
Them go still lose cos Machina’s lawyer go call Lawan to stand and him go still tell the whole court say him don give up and him no dey do again cos him know say him no fit win and all odds dey against am. So him go wan manage the loots wey him don achieve and the ones wey remain for am to achieve for him remaining tenure. Cos Tinubu no go dash any post if Tinubu win and him know that one already cos him no step down for Tinubu and him sabi say Atiku no go look him face if na him win. I for call Obi name but the niccur no fit win Eti-Osa local government chairman for any election forget all the online noise and crowd stunt wey dem pull for rally cos 95% of him followers no get voters card or no go come out that day come vote
Sports / Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by Iamthoney(m): 3:22pm On Sep 30, 2022
Equity15:
i believe you die!!!
Boss everything I put down there na the truth no fugazy. As I good for football then naso I sabi many guys wey sabi box well and we all dey go national stadium surulere that year but our parents just discourage us making us believe say nothing good go come out. “Ija o’dola”(Meaning is fight won’t make you wealthy was the literal meaning of that Yoruba proverb) my friend’s parents usually tells them

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Sports / Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by Iamthoney(m): 12:00pm On Sep 30, 2022
If them they give Ballon d’or for monkey post best player I for win more than 100 awards. Goals wey I score pass 1000 and assist pass 1000 chai. I for be arguably the greatest of all time. Speed I get, skills I get, pass I get, awareness and positioning they, dribbling speed they, agility and response they, one on one dribbling and scoring full body, goal sense full body, shot power they, shot accuracy they, curve full body, work rate full body, na defense be just average. Chai good old days. Pman just convince me make I no pursue footballing dreams that year they tell me say no be profession say na just hobby and hobby no dey feed family. He come even convince me join with some Nigerian players then wey get bad injuries wey NFA and Nigerian government abandon them and how them they suffer to feed and take care of themselves and family. Naso I come dey play am for fun but with passion. I still dey play once in a while sha but man don age and I don lose my power but if you watch my gameplay you go know sey I be the real deal

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Politics / Re: Lawan Finally Acknowledges Machina, Admits End To 23-year NASS Journey by Iamthoney(m): 8:38am On Sep 30, 2022
Baba no wan pay lawyers again cos him know say him go lose and since him no dey Tinubu good books him know say nothing no go reach am for Tinubu government if him by chance become President. So baba dey try safeguard the remaining loots wey him don achieve so far and the next few ones wey him go achieve before him leave office so him retirement go sweet and funds go dey to spend.
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija’s Sheggz Receives N2m, iPhone 14 And Others From Fans (Video) by Iamthoney(m): 8:20am On Sep 29, 2022
ike007:


To launder 2m?
Was 2million the only thing mentioned?
Politics / Re: "City Boy" Rally In Abuja As Youths Campaign For Tinubu (Photos) by Iamthoney(m): 10:25pm On Sep 28, 2022
ahnie:
They're all sharing the same **crowd**
Politics ISSA dirty game
You are wise
Crime / Re: Cocaine Burning By NDLEA Was Court Ordered, 27.5kg Kept As Evidence by Iamthoney(m): 3:27pm On Sep 28, 2022
If you believe this PR sheet then you should believe me when I tell you I can put an end to the war between Russia and Ukraine with just one phone call
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija’s Sheggz Receives N2m, iPhone 14 And Others From Fans (Video) by Iamthoney(m): 3:17pm On Sep 28, 2022
Coded means of laundering money if you know you know

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Health / Re: Kenyan Woman Kills Her Husband Before Committing Suicide (Graphic Photos) by Iamthoney(m): 8:21am On Sep 28, 2022
Something fishy about the whole thing. Judging from the position they found the woman, I don’t think she was able to commit suicide in that position of the building. I think someone else killed both her and the man but before she was killed and hanged the killer made her write a confessional statement to make it look like she killed her husband and then she commit suicide.

Make Kenyan police run thorough investigation for any foul play cos my mind dey tell me say there is foul



I could be wrong though sha

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Health / Re: BEECHAM AMPICLOX And The Craze For "Sperm Washout" : Warning (VIDEO) by Iamthoney(m): 8:04pm On Sep 27, 2022
Birth control pills does it for me and it is tested and trusted

But you see infection oh Lord save your son
Health / Re: BEECHAM AMPICLOX And The Craze For "Sperm Washout" : Warning (VIDEO) by Iamthoney(m): 7:59pm On Sep 27, 2022
MyExpression:


I have this fear that I may be shooting blanks ooo.

Been dating for over 10yrs with over 5gurls...unprotected...yet, no case of pregnancy.

Statistically, they can't all be infertile na.

Wahala dey o!
They might be taking care of themselves without your knowledge or most of them have infections preventing them from taking in or some of them are infertile or you have been prolly banging them during their safe periods. So don’t think you are really the problem.

To kill your curiosity, try house one for a full month and bang away everyday except during her menstruation days and see if she will take in or not

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Health / Re: BEECHAM AMPICLOX And The Craze For "Sperm Washout" : Warning (VIDEO) by Iamthoney(m): 7:50pm On Sep 27, 2022
duduade:
Let do an experiment



A lady should volunteer to have sex on her ovulation day.. after sex she should take the Beecham


Go for a pregnancy test three weeks later



Come back to give us the report of the test
She might not get pregnant and it is not because the Ampiclox worked, infection from her or from the man can prevent her from getting pregnant, if the man sperm isn’t good enough to get her pregnant she won’t, if she has low fertility she’s likely not getting pregnant and if she can’t conceive she won’t get pregnant

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Crime / Re: NDLEA Sets Ablaze The N194 Billion Cocaine Seized From Ikorodu Warehouse (Photo) by Iamthoney(m): 6:30pm On Sep 27, 2022
If you believe they burn as little as 0.5 grams of that seized coke then you should believe me when I tell you that I will sell you both The Buckingham palace and The White House for just $10
Sports / Re: John Mikel Obi Retires From Football by Iamthoney(m): 6:25pm On Sep 27, 2022
CitynewsNG:
Great one Legend. Just like yesterday.. I remember Netherlands 2002
You remembered wrongly
It is actually 2005
Health / Re: 12 Pointers You Might Have Heart Disease. Any Of These? See A Doctor ASAP by Iamthoney(m): 7:27pm On Sep 26, 2022
KingAzubuike:

Are you sure she didn't overdose or took a concoction of a drug she thought was harmless.
No she didn’t
Celebrities / Re: Nkechi Blessing Shares Dildos As Souvenir At Her Late Mom’s One Year Remembrance by Iamthoney(m): 1:52pm On Sep 26, 2022
irunoko:
she don reply o grin
Insecurity is an official trait of holeshoes

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Celebrities / Re: Nkechi Blessing Shares Dildos As Souvenir At Her Late Mom’s One Year Remembrance by Iamthoney(m): 1:39pm On Sep 26, 2022
An animated holesho giving out inanimate farm tools to her other animated holesho.

Nothing special

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija Season 7 Finalists: ChiChi, Phyna, Daniella, Adekunle, Bella, Bryann by Iamthoney(m): 10:32am On Sep 26, 2022
AndroidAI:


I earn 7 figures monthly and I also follow BBnaija
You don bleep up...why you go dignify am with a response?
Politics / Re: Buhari: Corruption Has Dwarfed, Tainted Africa’s Growth by Iamthoney(m): 8:05am On Sep 26, 2022
Aid and abettor of corruption don drop quote
Romance / Re: Does A Sleep Over Mean We Will Probably Have Sex? by Iamthoney(m): 12:18am On Sep 25, 2022
noble2faith:


I know dey give you any reason. My sex life is my private life.

U no reason am sey the girl fit be strange being wey kon test the guy. Remember I talk sey the guy dey Bleep anything fuckable. The guy's blessing come with a temptation. Shey because I paraphrase the prayer wey the girl pray. If you know the kind prayer wey the girl give am, u go know sey wetin the man encounter afterward get attachment to wetin he no do the girl.
Whether you omit the prayer part or you put am e still no change the fact say that your guy no get that contract cos na life design am for am so no dey attribute am to say na cos him no slide into the lady dm
Romance / Re: Does A Sleep Over Mean We Will Probably Have Sex? by Iamthoney(m): 1:11pm On Sep 24, 2022
grin grin
TonyBby:


You deserve some Don Julio tequila from me as a weekend gift, there's one thing I'll always tell guys or men, don't allow woman take you as a simp, they love dick, they love black cock, but they always pretend as if they don't, if you've got the balls, you'll see them give their pussy for you for free, many times they have been like "I just have make friends, they are trustworthy", it means the can thrust me so well.
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TonyBby:


You deserve some Don Julio tequila from me as a weekend gift, there's one thing I'll always tell guys or men, don't allow woman take you as a simp, they love dick, they love black cock, but they always pretend as if they don't, if you've got the balls, you'll see them give their pussy for you for free, many times they have been like "I just have make friends, they are trustworthy", it means the can thrust me so well.
ote author=Ayodelejohn2018 post=116966765]If I sleep for my guy house and e try rubbish with me,
Na to bite the preek comot am,
Thank God I no even get that kind of friend sha

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Romance / Re: Does A Sleep Over Mean We Will Probably Have Sex? by Iamthoney(m): 1:06pm On Sep 24, 2022
You may not subscribe to sucking but it is not really a bad thing but like they say different strokes for different folks
shortgun:

Suck wetin?
God forbid, no matter how neat a woman is my mouth will never near her vagina.
I am a prince, it's an abomination!
BTW, she finally gave me d wet V with all the goodies that comes with it grin grin
Congratulations your highness
Romance / Re: Does A Sleep Over Mean We Will Probably Have Sex? by Iamthoney(m): 1:04pm On Sep 24, 2022
I no dey justify anything
noble2faith:


U just wan find means to justify sleeping with every girl that spend the night with you. Go ahead now. Yoruba pple go say "A ki sofun omode ko ma dete b'oba tile dagbo gbé"
I just cleared you on that careless belief you had thinking he got the contract cos he didn’t sleep with the lady which is not true. And back to justification, how do you know the sex you having with the woman you are dating or married too is the right one? And please don’t tell me cos you are dating or married to her so that automatically makes it right. Give me a good reason


NB: One thing must kill a man
Romance / Re: Does A Sleep Over Mean We Will Probably Have Sex? by Iamthoney(m): 11:17am On Sep 24, 2022
Bless you too sir
NohurryInLife:

God bless you 4 this jare
I believe in spiritually but everything shouldn’t be attached to it to suit our narratives

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Romance / Re: Does A Sleep Over Mean We Will Probably Have Sex? by Iamthoney(m): 11:16am On Sep 24, 2022
As a guy do your homo thing no be my business but no try carry am come my side to avoid stories that touch
hammerT:


DAT WAN TOO DEY.


BESTIE LESBO.



I FIND LESBIANS LAUGHABLE BUT THE MALE HOMO, I DEY FEAR DEM.
Romance / Re: Does A Sleep Over Mean We Will Probably Have Sex? by Iamthoney(m): 11:05am On Sep 24, 2022
happney65:
If you know you don't want to fucckk don't go sleeping for Man house. Why you no go sleep for woman house? Abi woman don finish for world ni?

Period!
A girl can sleep in a female friend’s house and still get banged via lesbo ways, so she’s not totally safe and free. Same for a guy

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Romance / Re: Does A Sleep Over Mean We Will Probably Have Sex? by Iamthoney(m): 11:03am On Sep 24, 2022
The niccur got the contract cos he was destined to get it and not because he didn’t sleep with the lady. If he had sexed that lady that night he would still have gotten it.
noble2faith:


Even our amiable self acclaimed virging know sey e no go fit possible. grin

But in rare cases, e dey happen. If u, as a guy, dey think with your head, not with your p*his, no be every strange girl dey sexable. I know of a guy like that. The guy Sabi f*ck anything f*ckable. E get one strange girl like that wey come his workshop. The girl dey she need a place she fit spend the night, sey the following day she go continue her journey. Na so the guy agree to help her.

In the night, the guy just dey feel something unusual around him and his instinct dey tell him make he no sleep with the girl even if the girl make advance. The guy no sex the girl o despite sey dey sleep on top same bed. The next morning, the girl appreciate the guy wella. She tell the guy sey God go bless the guy as the guy no take advantage of her.

Few months past o, if you see the kind contract wey the guy con get. Contract wey worth millions of naira. Na dat year the guy finish his house, buy bus dey do transport.

Moral of the story: no be every girl wey come sleep for your house you must sleep with. Some fit be monsters, some fit be angels wey con test you.

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Romance / Re: Does A Sleep Over Mean We Will Probably Have Sex? by Iamthoney(m): 10:54am On Sep 24, 2022
Godada:


I once had a lady sleep over at my place.

I tried to have sex with her. I smooched, pressed and sucked breast.

But she refused me slipping it in.

We practically fought.

But........

I didn't try so much as in to tear her pant to force my way in. It actually came to that back then.

The next day, we spoke about it.

She laughed and said I didn't try hard enough that I was a gentlemen.

I initiated sex again.

This time, it was a close as it could to pure fight.

She fought so hard with all her strength. We wrestled.

I tore her pant off and forced it in.

The surprising thing was that she was dripping wet.

She went calm and let out a soft moan.

She whispered, dig me.

She held on to me and gave me the best sex of my life.

See styles mehn.

She was the shìt back then.

Guy, screw her.

She is expecting you to bring your fück game...... don't let us down.

Why is she even coming for a sleepover if not to smash without interruptions.
How do you like your booze served? With fish or goat meat or chicken pepper soup or with fish or chicken or beef barbecue or with nkwobi or fried dried meat or fried chicken or peppered fried meat or chicken?

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Romance / Re: Does A Sleep Over Mean We Will Probably Have Sex? by Iamthoney(m): 10:51am On Sep 24, 2022
shortgun:
I have a girl in my crib now for 5 days and counting. We've done everything but she still won't let me.
I've lost interest sef angry
If you never finger and stroke her puccie and her clit well better do am and if she clean down there baba suck away and eat her out, Na she go get you to slide in

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Romance / Re: Does A Sleep Over Mean We Will Probably Have Sex? by Iamthoney(m): 10:49am On Sep 24, 2022
Vinnie2000:
OP

Just watch her Eyes and Bodyvwhen she comes over...

Once the Babe is doing Somehow when she is Sitting and chatting with you b4 going to Bed..

Rush out to take Roots or Pills to Fortify ur Dicck for Serious kpekus Banging!
More blood flow for your gbola comrade
Properties / Re: Dear Abuja Residents, Is 980k For 2 Bedroom House in Lugbe Worth It? by Iamthoney(m): 3:40pm On Sep 23, 2022
blingxx:


Egbeda don become like one kain gra now if not for the overpopulation in Lagos the entire alimosho suppose dey compete with island , I reside in ikotun I know Weytin I dey talk
Tell them make them know...House of 1.5milli dey governor’s road for ikotun wella, inside Egan for Igando phase two him go see same house of 900k 1milli taya. Lugbe na glorified slum

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Properties / Re: Dear Abuja Residents, Is 980k For 2 Bedroom House in Lugbe Worth It? by Iamthoney(m): 3:36pm On Sep 23, 2022
980k for a glorified slum? I’d pass

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