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Goldicon2:
Lol so he is the next messi because he can juggle ball ni. Come My area come see people way they juggle ball na, if na to juggle ball be football them for they play pro. Freestyle juggling is different from 11 aside pressure oh. Abi van dijk won dy pursue you make you carry ball for head dy run? Them go push am enter one side oh. Football goes way more than juggling Ball Bro

CosmicPhoenix:

which girls are you asking to shoot their shot?

Esomchi800:
I don't have money o
We have buried him already sha but these elders a are on my neck to perform a proper rite

manlawal:
Why not abeg let us see this tooth pick

manlawal:
The best thing is for you to snap it and post it here for us to determine

Kingkun69:
Is that it
This is how I was now looking

evilive:
God and Devil
Man and Sin

God created man
Devil created sin

Who is God?
Devil boyfriend, maybe.

Who is man?
God/Devil son, maybe.

Who is sin?
Devil/God daughter, maybe.

Man and Sin are offsprings of the same divorced parents.

Until God and Devil settle their matter,
Until they stop churchilling and tontodicking,
Man and Sin Will be chasing each other.

Believe me
Sin is sin because God and Devil are fighting.
Once they settle, God will have his daughter back and Devil will have her son back.
I will leave the outcome of the reunion to your imagination.

Man love sin because their parents are fighting.
I therefore charge men of God to redirect their mission.
Talk to your master to reconcile with his girlfriend
You can collabo with church of Satan if need be.
Tell God to forgive his girlfriend.

Until then,
Until he practices what he preaches,
Man and Sin will continue to f*ck
It doesn't matter who is f*cking who-
If you like, shout Jesus 'till tomorrow.

NONSENSE

OtemAtum:
Agbada tucked inside pata

Sirmuel1:
You leave this Babe na

imagrg:
My Personal Encounter With Jesus

On the 8th of June this year, last weekend precisely, I composed a write-up titled "Stop Calling Jesus God" which I intended posting on Nairaland but because there was no network at that instance, I had to leave it on my notepad pending when network would be back.

My intention was to prove to the world, using my own misconstrued ideas, that Jesus was a mere messenger of God and not God Himself; what stopped this publication was beyond my imagination: my Samsung Galaxy Tab A suddenly became so hot like it never had been. So terribly hot even without putting on the internet.

I began to wonder what was really happening.
It later occurred to me to wipe off the write-up. Behold! When I deleted the piece, my tablet that was previously so hot returned to it normal state. This led me to believe that my opinion could be wrong. My new position now is that 'JESUS IS LORD!'. I now have no doubt about that!

PRAISE THE LORD!

Funaki:
church is for marketing your assets. You never go Daystar or Harvesters before. You'll be worse after if you're not careful. Fresh babes everywhere

Onlinealaba:
Boxer Nd singlet

FatherBona:
Your Dick is biggggg!!!!!!
Its even bigger than my Dads own

youngest85:
All this indomie generation

dPriv:
Agbada.

Joevics:
All these are sponsored articles. Search for EU handle on twitter and read the full report.
They condemned the election.

youngest85:
They just deh deceive you

EmekaBlue:
Bring it here lemme chew it.

enemyofprogress:
How e take concern am? Abi him dey look for ministerial appointment ni?