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Crime#endsars: Police IG Bans SARS From Conducting Stop And Search Operations by iamuye(op): 10:01am On Jun 12, 2018
The Inspector-General of Police, Ibrahim Idris, has banned the Special Anti Robbery Squad (SARS) of the Nigeria Police Force from conducting stop and search operations on roads except when necessary.

The News Agency of Nigeria reports that some group of Nigerians recently on social media, called for the scrapping of SARS over alleged harassment of innocent Nigerians, using the #EndSARS. Following the allegation, the Inspector- General of Police, Ibrahim Idris, promised to restructure and reposition the unit for effective service delivery. Idris also warned members of the group against acting as body-guards, delving into land matters and debt collection that were considered civil.


He further warned that members of the unit must only embark on operations with the permission of the commissioner of police in charge of SARS in the police commands.
“You must operate in official uniform clearly marked for identification. I just want to warn you all here that any officer caught engaging in these activities will be dealt with accordingly. The Nigeria Police force under my leadership shall operate strictly guided by the human rights principles as enshrined in the United Nations charter on human rights” he said.
He mandated the Inspector-General of police’s monitoring units and the X-squad and other over sights unit of the force to monitor the activities of the SARS. The police boss noted that the establishment of the unit was due to activities of the men of the underworld.

He said that as part of measures to check the unit, they would be solely mandated to confront only armed robbery cases and violent crimes in the country, Idris also said that men deployed to SARS would undergo training, continuous assessment and psychometric test to determine their suitability or otherwise.

source: http://www.correctng.com/endsars-police-ig-bans-sars-conducting-stop-search-operations/

Celebrities“she Go Still Drive Am Go F**k Another Guy”– Pretty Mike Reacts To Davido’s Gift by iamuye(op): 4:47am On May 06, 2018
“She go still drive am go f**k another guy”– Pretty Mike reacts to Davido’s gift to Chioma
He wrote "Omo make una calm down! Men dey wey don buy pass porsche for babe, wey no shout."
I go buy car finish for gf, she go still drive am go use f*ck another boy….. gbogbo yin ti ya weyre… Ewu

RomanceRe: 2 Genuine Strategies I Used To Tackle The Spirit Of Masturbation by iamuye(m): 5:27am On Apr 26, 2018
QueenSuccubus:
grin grin grin grin


Hahahahahaha...I work hard baby wink
that i admire,, we suppose align.... i like adventure too
RomanceRe: 2 Genuine Strategies I Used To Tackle The Spirit Of Masturbation by iamuye(m): 2:37am On Apr 26, 2018
QueenSuccubus:
Wrong..i like lights on and no i don't do it on the floor..He better take me to the kitchen or balcony so he will know who is he messing with wink grin
my kind of girl,,, verrry adventurous. Queensuccubus is obviously not a lazy yoot
CrimeRe: Drug Baron And Leader Of Armed Robbery Gang Arrested By SARS Operatives. Photo by iamuye(m): 2:13am On Apr 25, 2018
i no trust this SARS pipu one inch.
RomanceRe: Your Most Important Job As A Lover. by iamuye(op): 3:53am On Apr 07, 2018
MariaLavina:
This is nice mehn ...When you marry rich guy u no dey shame snap with him property ....unlike these broke guys who you have to use Photoshop blur all the faded colors of their walls so that people no go detect grin grin grin
Adesuwa the photo!!!
you did not tell us that you are a savage kikiki grin
RomanceRe: Your Most Important Job As A Lover. by iamuye(op): 7:00pm On Apr 06, 2018
iamuye:
lover boys take note

RomanceYour Most Important Job As A Lover. by iamuye(op): 6:56pm On Apr 06, 2018
lover boys take note
Politics2019 Election: Alex Otti Campains For Abia State Governorship Election by iamuye(op): 6:49pm On Apr 06, 2018
I would have said give him a chance but he said " Honestly" that is like me saying I won't wear shoes in 2019. This one will take the bread and the bakery.

SportsRe: All Invited Players Have Arrived The Super Falcons Camp In Le Mans (pictures) by iamuye(m): 10:45am On Apr 05, 2018
illitrate:
Nff suppose carry me follow make I dey service them make them dey fit.
how many you wan servicehuh you go just die for nothing.
AutosRe: Easter Mega Goodluck: This Sweet Toyota Corrolla Can Be Yours For 1.95M (pics) by iamuye(m): 4:09am On Apr 04, 2018
ConcNiggress56:
Nice!! How much?



One Big boy wants to buy me a car.. I think this is good enough

lemme tag those who were making promises so they can marry me..

KwoiZabo
iamuye
hustler86
Liard
omooba969
bullabong
kindy51
bababodmas
so your main chick can be flaunting baa... no way!
TV/MoviesBBN Cee Cee Flauts Cleavages by iamuye(op): 6:01pm On Apr 03, 2018
She said she's 25 years old and she's a Virgin.

I believe her I don't know about you.
#BBN

CelebritiesThe Weeknd To Sue Wizkid And Artistes That Trademark “starboy” by iamuye(op): 4:50pm On Apr 03, 2018
American singer “The Weeknd” will be suing Nigerian singer “wizkid” and any other artistes that tries to Trademark “Starboy”

According To The Weekend: He wants people to know that he is the real and only “Starboy.” And his lawyers are ready to take on any imposters.

TMZ also reports that the Canadian singer’s lawyers filed documentation against Eymun Talasazan, a realtor. Talasazan filed to trademark “Starboy” for his own creative projects long after the Weekend’s album and hit song of the same name.

According to TMZ, the musician’s legal team found Talasazan was up to other shady copyright business. He previously filed to trademark Straight Outta Bombton” and “Runnin’ Through the 6.” Such details reveal one thing: he’s mostly likely in it for the money.

“Starboy” reached number one on the Billboard Hot 100 chart after spending eight consecutive weeks in the slot for number two, Billboard reports. Additionally, “Starboy” is the Weeknd’s third song to reach number one on the chart. It was Daft Punk’s first-ever time holding the number one slot on the chart.


source: https://www.gistreel.com/the-weeknd-to-sue-wizkid-and-artistes-that-trademark-starboy/

Christianity EtcRe: "Hell Does Not Exist" - Pope Francis by iamuye(m): 10:07am On Mar 30, 2018
ConcNiggress56:
can we continue fornicating now?

pope has declared!!
grin grin grin
my kind of girl,,, riri attitude, jhene aiko behavior.
CelebritiesMo'hits Are Reuniting For A Tour And Nigerians Are Freaking Out by iamuye(op): 9:54pm On Mar 21, 2018
Last year, Davido got a lot of people to forgive his overcrowded mess of a concert when he brought Mo'Hits back together for the first time since their 2012 split — a move that got an even more visceral reaction than the squashing of his alleged beef with Wizkid on that same stage.

Now, the legendary Mo'Hits crew seems ready to give the fans what they've been begging for since that unforgettable moment: a reunion tour.

Just a month ago, during an interview with The Net, D'banj teased fans about the potential reunion tour. According to him, since the positive buzz surrounding their appearance at the Davido concert, people had been reaching out to them to organize an even bigger reunion.

Speaking to The Net about the possible scope of the reunion tour, D'banj said:

"After Davido brought us on stage, everybody started rushing to contact us. Offers have now come in for a 10-15 city Mo'hits reunion and when we seal the deal, we will definitely make it official."

Well, they just finally made it official. Last night, D'banj and Don Jazzy took to Instagram to share the exciting teaser (see clip above). While no official date was announced, just the "coming soon" at the end of the clip was enough to get fans of the crew riled up.

PoliticsRe: 'we Are Working On How To Arrest The Monkey That Swallowed N70m- Dino Melaye by iamuye(m): 1:10pm On Feb 23, 2018
SenselessIdiot:
So what ably the snake? Are we gonna let it go just like that?
If the monkey should be arrested the snake who swallowed jamb funds and the cows that's been causing havoc all over Nigeria shouldn't be left out.
Please someone should tell Buhari that he belongs to the zoo, come 2019 he should contest for the school keeper of ibadan school and don't ever think to contest for the president of Nigeria, else Aisha is gonna join Yusuf in grave
not in my school please.. angry
PoliticsRe: 'we Are Working On How To Arrest The Monkey That Swallowed N70m- Dino Melaye by iamuye(m): 1:09pm On Feb 23, 2018
SenselessIdiot:
So what ably the snake? Are we gonna let it go just like that?
If the monkey should be arrested the snake who swallowed jamb funds and the cows that's been causing havoc all over Nigeria shouldn't be left out.
Please someone should tell Buhari that he belongs to the zoo, come 2019 he should contest for the school keeper of ibadan school and don't ever think to contest for the president of Nigeria, else Aisha is gonna join Yusuf in grave
even as school keeper sef, i still won't vote.. angry
RomanceRe: What Made You Popular In Your Secondary School Days? by iamuye(m): 11:42am On Feb 23, 2018
Gofwane:
My name (cornel) and my temper.

So i was coming down from the rocks after going out to smoke blunt during class hours and my form master saw me so he went and ambushed me.

As i unknowingly approached the school compound, the modafvcker jumped out and started whipping me with a fan belt.
Students began to come out of their classes to see what was going on because the man was just screaming like a wild animal.

The more i was thinking he was going to stop, the harder he continued to whip me so as he was about to give me another stroke, i got hold of the fan belt, pulled it away from his hand and began to whip the devil that was making him to kolo out of his body!

The mofo couldn't stand the pains so he took off and i chased him out of the school compound while students were cheering and hailing me.

That incident made me over popular in the school
Nollywood movie wink
RomanceRe: What Made You Popular In Your Secondary School Days? by iamuye(m): 11:37am On Feb 23, 2018
mine was for being our year tutor's son.. how did i become her son? i was too cute and causing trouble so she always punished me people started calling her my mum lol.... and i was attracted to her too. wink
CelebritiesRe: #bbnaija: Efe Slams Those Who Regret Voting For Him by iamuye(m): 9:48am On Feb 22, 2018
efe doesn't seem to understand the simple fact that ''The Truth is Bitter''. same fans that are saying your song is wack are the same fans that voted for you in BBN bcuz of the LOVE (no be say dem know your papa b4) they have/had for you. have it in mind that they can't suddenly start hating if u are really singing good music.
RomanceStrange Pic by iamuye(op): 7:48am On Feb 22, 2018
what happened to the massive boobs in the first pic sad

PoliticsAfter Snake, ‘monkey’ Allegedly Steals N70m Belonging To Northern Senators Feb by iamuye(op): 5:53am On Feb 22, 2018
While Nigerians are puzzled by the tale of a snake swallowing N36 million in Benue JAMB office, it has been alleged that monkeys have taken N70 million belonging to the Northern Senators Caucus.

The caucus had sacked Sen Abdullahi Adamu as its chairman on Wednesday, following allegations of misappropriating N70m belonging to the group.
Deputy President of the Senate, Ike Ekweremadu who presided over Wednesday’s plenary, announced the leadership change with Sen Aliyu Wamakko as the new chairman.

Briefing newsmen after plenary, Senator Shehu Sani said that since the money could not be accounted for, maybe this time monkeys have made away with the money.
Sen Sani who was in the news recently for storming the headquarters of the JAMB office with snake charmers to catch the money swallowing snake, said that N70 million was handed over to the caucus from the 7th Senate adding that the money which was in the custody of the sacked chairman could not be accounted for, NAN said.

“Abdullahi Adamu is a distinguished senator and an elder statesman. There are some things that some of my colleagues cannot say but I am not used to holding back what is the truth.

“When we resumed as senators, when we assumed office, Senator Ahmed Lawan tendered the sum of 70 million naira to the 8th senate that is, that 70 million naira was monies gathered by northern senators from the 7th senate.

“So it was handed over to the 8th senators from northern Nigeria under the 8th senate.

“The rumours going round whether it is true but I believe most of the senators know is the fact there were allegations that some monkeys raided the farm house of some of the executives in northern senators forum and carted away some of these monies.

“I think this country is becoming a huge joke, first of all it was the rodent that drove away the president and we now have snakes consuming about N36 million, and you now you have monkeys,” he said.
RomanceRe: When A Girl Says "I Don't Want Your Girlfriend To Come And Beat Me" by iamuye(m): 1:37pm On Feb 21, 2018
donkilidon:
my brother its not all the time o,i have heard that a couple other times and what it actually translated to was shes not ready to start anything. before you rejoice be very sure of her stands so as not to over jump and shoot your self in the leg
then you be PSG be dat my blooda
PoliticsHerdsmen Attacks: Buratai Launches ‘operation Cat Race’ In Benue by iamuye(op): 7:55am On Feb 21, 2018
As part of moves by the Federal Government to curtail attacks on people of Benue State by suspected Fulani herdsmen and to end the incessant herdsmen/ farmers’ clashes, the Chief of Army Staff (COAS), Lieutenant General Tukur Yusuf Buratai, yesterday launched a special operation tagged: “Exercise Ayem A Kpatuma,” otherwise code named “Exercise Cat Race.”

The operation was launched by the COAS along with representatives of the Chiefs of Air and Naval Staff, while Governor Yahaya Bello of Kogi State and the Deputy Governor of Nasarawa State, Mr. Silas Agara were at the event which took place at the LGEA Primary School Mbabegha in Guma Local Government Area of Benue State, exercise’s operational headquarters.

Buratai, however, assured the people that the exercise was not targeted at any individual or group of people, but criminal elements, insisting that it was to “help the military and officers to understand the basics required in internal security operations including ambush, raid, patrol and civil military activities.”

Buratai went on: “This is not an operation, it is essentially an exercise and we want to assure everybody that we are not targeting any individual. It is an exercise that will help our officers and soldiers to understand the basics that are required in internal security operation which will include ambushes, raids, patrols, and other civil military activities that we will undertake during the exercise such as medical outreach and programmes aimed at helping us to interact with the people in general.

Buratai, who explained that Exercise Ayem A Kpatuma would cover the entire state and neighbouring states, expressed hope that it would go a long way in ensuring return of an enduring peace to the affected communities and safe return of the Internally Displaced Persons (IDPs) to their ancestral homes.

The Army Chief also assured the displaced persons of the commitment of the military to ensure that normalcy returns to the trouble communities, even as he urged them to avail themselves of the medical outreach programme for treatment of their various ailments.

The state Governor, Samuel Ortom, while commending President Muhammadu Buhari for his effort in curtaining the crisis, said the state government was already grappling with the challenges of taking care of over 60,000 IDPs across the seven different camps.

This was even as he expressed optimism that the insurgents would be repelled by the soldiers to enable the people go back to their homes. Ortom, who informed the COAS of fresh invasion of Kwande and Gwer West Local Government Areas by Fulani herdsmen, said the anti-open grazing law, which was validly passed by the state House of Assembly was promulgated to ensure peace between the farmers and the Fulani cattle rearers.-NewTelegraph
PoliticsNigerians React To President Buhari Using This Type Of Phone. (photo) by iamuye(op): 6:14pm On Feb 20, 2018
After seeing the viral photo, Nigerians have reacted to the president using a “simple” type phone in his car while going out recetly for a function.

The photo, which has since gone viral was shared online by his daughter, Hanan Muhammadu Buhari – in the trending photo, the president is seen with an HTC phone; a gadget used by most “average” Nigerians.

As social media users react to this, some laud the president for his simplicity while others feel it’s a propaganda picture.

Music/RadioDrake God's Plan by iamuye(op): 5:32pm On Feb 20, 2018
Drake GOD'S PLAN be like agege bread and abey agoin beans,,,, e dey sweet me.. Add kendricklamar go to make am complete like pepsi.. godsplan cool cool...
RomanceRe: I Am In 400 Level And A Male Virgin, Please Help by iamuye(m): 4:22pm On Feb 20, 2018
freak33:
but you are not fine na
my blooda!!
RomanceRe: I Am In 400 Level And A Male Virgin, Please Help by iamuye(m): 3:51pm On Feb 20, 2018
tosyne2much:
OP, you are not alone.. I have never had sex with a woman too despite being a graduate.. Each time I want to make advances, I begin to shiver like someone with leprosy cool

Mine is even more terrible than that of the OP cos I can't even stand the sight of boobs


Don't quote me oooo
it wasn't my intention to quote you oo,, my hand mistakenly clicked quote and it's typing, writing that you may be gay but you haven't realized yet. how can you not stand the sight of boobs.
RomanceRe: I Am In 400 Level And A Male Virgin, Please Help by iamuye(m): 3:45pm On Feb 20, 2018
anyicash:
Truly you don't need it now.... concentrate on your study and graduation, then get a good job..make money..all other things will fall in place and happen at the right time...cos doing it has no positive result in your career..it will even retard your achievement goals.
where is the good job, where is the good money... you must have been watching too many nollywood movies. bros na real life we dey. my guy, do what your mind is telling you jare.
RomanceRe: I Am In 400 Level And A Male Virgin, Please Help by iamuye(m): 3:38pm On Feb 20, 2018
Kingsley10000:
when the next girl comes around,make the room condusive,put romantic movie for her..drop some sexy compliment in a funny way like"ask her what she has been eating that shez been getting more prettier and gorgeos",when conversing,if she lies or say funny things,you say"if you lie or say that again,i will bite off your lips"
what if the girl says "come and bite it naa'' and he literally bites off her lips, na you advise am o..
RomanceRe: I Am In 400 Level And A Male Virgin, Please Help by iamuye(m): 3:34pm On Feb 20, 2018
LordNapoleon:
You never hear sey condom dey blow during sex?
ogaa but whyhuh you just dey try discourage dis dude... my guy just take some some trees x trams when next you wan get friendly match.. otherwise contact me for illustrations esp if na dat girl you describe above.
PhonesRe: Glo Emerges Nigerian Brand Of The Year by iamuye(m): 3:09pm On Feb 20, 2018
modelmike7:
I don't think it's the same one we all know o!
it's that Gloria high school joor,, oh were you thinking it's globacom telecom?

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