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CaesarDon:
The man may have ulterior motives for her pant




Would this guy make heaven



I've told my family if I'm caught washing my wife's pant and she's not incapacitated in any way, take my pics to a Pastor cos I've been used spiritually

The good Lord bless you, CaesarDon, and may you make it to heaven.
Now, God forbid that it happens, but if it does happen that you are caught washing your dear wife's panties(and she is not incapacitated in any way), please tell the concerned members of your family not to take your pics to a pastor alone...
No, please have them wrestle you forcefully(and brutally, if need be) to the ground. Have them tie you up even if you protest and claim you are sane. Then have them watch over you closely for 24hrs(for it might be possible you are just high on weed or some other such substance). ..tell them that, if after the 24hrs, you are still telling them its ok to wash your wifes panties, its all love, all good, have them bundle you off to a good hospital. Have them hook you up to drips to cleanse your body. It is then they can now have the clergy, a true man of God, come minister to your soul.
But heaven forbid it happens, good brother. It is well with you.

rentAcock:
Hahahaha, I watched the video and she said "All I wanted was a Pandora, chain and ring" he bought her booty shorts instead. Now for those of you unromantic men who only buy heart shaped chocolate, plastic flowers and Valentine day card for your girl, Pandora make bracelets, rings, earrings and a whole host of jewelleries but what they are really known for is their silver charms which can be attached to a bracelet. They are very tiny but cute and can cost around 20k each. They are an American brand but you can order it and have it shipped to Nigeria. I surprised my baby with it 3 years ago and I have since then bought several other charms and gemstones to celebrate her birthday, Valentine's day and just as a gift. She loves them and always looks forward to having more stones to fill the bracelet. Try new things and spoil your girl otherwise another guy might do your job for you. Check them out at www.pandora.net.

Dear guy, you better be virile too...or you know what shes doing behind ur back with only them lucky charms on for clothing
Look here, im kidding. But a girl who needs to be 'spoilt' in such manner to keep her from 'another guy' seems a child, dont u think.

At the end of the clip, somebody says 'werey'...a yoruba boy in neymar's tight cirlce. How?

I would hesitste to buy this for three thousand, two hundred naira...if it has dual sim with 3g and the wifi hotspot works, i just might.

@techprodigy . i might have to contact u soon.

techprodigy:
Yes to all your questions sir. But you have to input Samsung retailer password to remove the demo unit programmed else unable to save picture taken or use as music player sef

Thanks for your reply, techprodigy. I understand a lil better. But number 2 question is still up there and i guess op will confirm best...does this unit have an exynos chipset or a snapdragon chipset?

Op, pls supply a few more details-
1. Confirm it has 6gb ram.
2. Exynos or Snapdragon chipset?
3. Why dont you just straightforward change the language to english from german?
4. Connected to wifi, do all apps work normally? Playstore etc?

You attempted to court her for 4 long months while the still, small voice in your head kept cautioning you that she had time to chat with you only in her spare time away from her numerous other suitors on social media and especially her bfs probably virile member yet you expected a different outcome to your advances?

Indeed you might have a largesse serving of self-esteem for yourself, good, young sir.

Your reaction to the rejection, however, is laudable. It demonstrates a capacity for faith and learning which a young man can always do with. Therefore, get over your hurting, stop seeking validation online and forge on. Pay your worldly-wise reasoning (ie that small voice i mentioned) more attention in such matters in the future and you might end up just fine and with a good partner.

And...the cost of 8m. Inclusive of all Labour/materials etc?

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Could you kindly insert a few extra touches to these beautiful pictures, like an adult human figure and say maybe a motor vehicle...just for a better perception of scale?

Cosplay:
Sentiment acknowledged, but let's refrain from tempting the authentic Almighty. I'd rather not find out what it feels like to be smitten .

I mean, look at this dude!
I remember saying this once b4, i guess my sentiments remain the same- dude should be president of the FRN. If he is nigerian ie.

post=74846392:
Lol.. this thread legit cracked me up.. jannus be like how did you get the VIN when I didn't post it..

I hadnt laughed so hard in quite a while, im telling u. That sh1t right there is comedy gold. jannus is apparently new here cos he doesn't know cosplay.
This is hoping he learns a bit more integrity in this here great auto section of nairaland as cosplay shall not grow weary.

leuelliot:
My Kidney!! Hahahaha!

Lol...my own kidney...lol.

blessingsystem:
The OP right now...

leuelliot:
Looks like it ran over Spike Strips though.

Just a wild guess...

Good observation.

Offpoint:
If I catch a man with my wife, I won't do anything stupid- I'll just order non alcoholic wine, sit him down and discuss how the sex went. We all gist and laugh over it, then let the man goes his way. She'll spend her entire life wondering what manner of man she married.

Offpoint has chosen to live a silent and a happy life. My silentness is the greatest weapons in my arsenal, it torments your body, spirit and soul for years if not eternal.

I don't see myself ever taking another man's life for a crime committed by my so called wife.

...Qoute for the wise mind...
"If as a partner you love me enough to cheat on me, then I should reciprocate by loving you enough to forgive you" ~ offpoint 2019

Young sir.

If you have aspirations to be a sage, i would strongly advise you remain a bachelor...STDs are no myth.

Iphone 5s 16gb. Very neat

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shachris02:
see handwriting!

I tell you...she would have probably made an incredibly gifted artist or genius architect , given the right environment for nurture.
A teacher has one of the most sacred, most honorable jobs on earth. It is a pity that very many do not realize this.

husbandsnatcha:
Clap ! Clap!! Clap!!!
Dis lady is awesome ,she is frm aguata in anambra...ladies there ar so wise n carefull.
I am a devorcee ,married at 25 to a ritualist.hmmm.
Miss achipu God safeguard u 4 ur uncommon wisdom

Ur smile indeed does not deceive me...but ur figure.the hips especially would make a man's knees go mush and his brain turn into cotton candy.

[quote author=honeymix77 post=72673479]great week ahead[/quote

Good day.
Do you have this type of c-class(1999-2000) with a 6cylinder(i6) engine?

yesloaded:
RIP ENGLISH

Lol..English died a long time ago on this forum, brother. In fact, it dies continually but is reincarnated. And, in each new phase, takes on a more grotesque form than the last. Personally i dont even notice anymore. Just accept the new English for what it is becoming.

soberdrunk:
There is the type of money you will make that your mum will be the one wrapping the Igbo and your dad will be picking the seeds......

Hmmm...
Sombre but true.

flyca:
Lol. You know why it's so?

Good men meet good women and have good relationships. So let's say that good people are busy with living and loving their lives, careers, businesses, families and so on. They ae busy intertwining into each other and navigating life together. They don't have excess time to come online to rant or whine. In fact, nothing to rant or whine about, because they solve their problems amicably. And forge ahead.

What you have here is basically slay queens and slay kings, underaged, who don't understand a thing. Here they are bashing the woman while forgetting that who they get into a relationship with is a reflection of who they are.

Odimma!

Take a moment to reflect if this opinion, while probably grand, isnt simplistic.

sacramento1212:
For you to drive a car and i also drive doesn't mean the brand and condition of both cars are same.


Breast is not breast, yansh is not yansh all across, it's not the same hole and it's never the same satisfaction. If you know, you know. I'm no way encouraging people to explore but just for clarification sake.

This is the most accurate, honest, suitable and straightforward reply to an argument i have come across in a decade on this here great forum. Wow.
Well done, good sir and take good care of that brain of yours. ..well done.

DumaEmpire:
Rest well man....
you deserve to take a break after infesting us with that crappy shiiit called Fever

Dude...thats bob marley right there on the 2nd banana from left. Clear as unicorns scaling the rainbow on a sunny, rainy day. Nobody who knows the iya man can dispute that...
And, no, im not on drugs. Only prescription meds. So?

@royalarmor , sir, in the matter of woman, you are fairly daft....but its all good; all men of the human race are daft, my humble self included.

It can be argued that this ailment that plagues us, this disease, this daftness isnt strictly our fault; its dna at work- the chemical reactions in our bodies that we cannot do without. A look at our ancestor, the first man would buttress my point. Or you think Adam took the forbidden fruit off of eve for anything else than to please her? Anyway...

I would strongly advise u to pay dudes that have advocated a sound beating for her no heed. Yes, we are all daft but there are degrees to the daftness and these dudes quite take the cake. If she has raised a hand at u before and then u beat her, the odds u will die before ur time would jump. High. The idea of an alpha human male is an illusion. There is no such thing, i submit.

What to do? Im not sure exactly as i might be just as daft as u, good sir. But i think i laud ur decision for a divorce. See the experts on that. Do follow through, maybe. Afterwards, MGTOW is a movement that has piqued my interest quite a bit recently...but how about the uncontrollable bodily chemical functions?

We might as well embrace our fate as you and i know you will eventually need the warmth of woman and will resort to your daftness again. But, again, its all good.

You know what? Embrace who you are, daftness and all. I would argue that you are courageous. Stand for something at least. If we die, we die. Whatever you do, do not join the growing trend of men seeking succor in sex dolls. That is demeaning to yourself while daft. The lowest wrung of daft.

I pray you find some peace, good sir.

@29k, I’ll pick one up tomorrow if no issues
Deal?

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Caleb5:
I really need this tablet, but I don't know if it will lag, cos I need it for forex trading. Most of the reviews about these tabs without Sim slot says their wifi are weak. Just scared.

wow, such a small world, they say...I trade too! It’s my device I take on the road for market-watching. Wow, lol. Trust me, u have no problem as far as forex trading on this device is concerned.