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From the dawn of time, woman has been the fulcrum upon which a man , thus a nation , is upheld. She has also been man's greatest bane and the cause of wars amongst nations...
Blessed is the man who is in liaison with the noble woman. Woe and damnation unto the man in cohorts with the treacherous one.

If this story is true, the crying , begging dude is wallowing in his damnation. He is daft and diseased. Someone who knows him should stage an intervention on his behalf before it's too late.

daddytime:
Ancestor with him fifth generation.

If not for money...would this kid even respond to a hello greeting from a man as this?

No sir...she won't.

obinna58:

she will always miss this although her life

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Not necessarily, my good friend...there is every chance the dude is a cuckold already. He might even subscribe to the girl having extra marital flings. Money is funny in a rich man's world.

ebusnwaoma:
Ghana's Attorney General and Minister of Justice, Gloria Akuffo, has revealed that she had her kids with people's husbands. Gloria Akuffo who revealed that there was nothing really wrong at the time in the interview with Lexi Bill on Joy FM, however disclosed that she may not do that now. Ghana's attorney general who revealed that some of her relationship while growing up were with married men, said she had to have her kids with people's husbands when her doctor insisted she needed to give birth.

Speaking on her children’s father with Lexi Bill, Gloria Akufo said: “They were some people’s husbands”.She further explained that growing up in her era, polygamy was not really frowned upon and as such, she really didn’t see anything wrong with it.

“You know my background. I was born into a big home and at that age, you really didn’t think there was anything. But seriously, maybe I wouldn’t have done it today. But coming from a background of polygamy, you grow up not really seeing something wrong with having a relationship with someone’s [husband].

And they were serious relationships, not that I was philandering or anything. Long-standing relationships. And it was from those relationships that I had my children. Because my doctor insisted I must have [the] children”, Gloria Akuffo added.

Here is the video below;


https://unclesuru.com/2019/04/26/ghanas-attorney-general-gloria-akuffo-says-she-had-her-kids-with-peoples-husbands/

Madam, time , by its very concept is subject to relativity. People are aware of time, differently.
Prime, ready example from religion- 5minutes for someone in heaven would be inconsequential. He/she is just have the time of day in bliss, in the clouds, so to speak. But it's anyone's guess what 5 mins in hell must feel like...yep, like eternity..
Anyway, attempt at humour aside, the fact that your definition of the salient yet simple issue of time is so terribly subjective would render you unfit for that sacred office in saner climes.
Yet, redemption is not late. You can make a change. Step down from the position, setting a laudable standard for future serial philanderers who would aspire to such delicate public office.

sprints1:
this thing funny die, cant stop laughing... no lie dey dere

He who wrote this, even at the risk of being tagged, 'mysogynist' has seen the light; he is not far from the truth. He has a clear, succinct understanding of the sociological progression (or perhaps regression) of the average 9ja babe...and that 'average' bracket is the legion.
One wonders how much he has endured in his ordeals to reach the proverbial end of the tunnel. Importantly, he did make it.
Yet, one must ponder this- is it strictly the fault of our womenfolk they tend to be this way? Would it be lazy to suggest laying the fault at the foot of society? Ie, the 'shithole' that is our beloved state?

Richardonald:
I need to check if she is saying the truth..

Lol. Richardonald, Ashe o ma pada Di idakuda. Oloriire-omo
Lolling.
Its so funny cos u might be spot on.
Queen Getrude, character in the play, 'Hamlet' by Shakespeare did say- "The lady doth protest too much, methinks'
I mean, ...ok.

Its all fun and games., 'reaping the fruit of labor', 'hard work pays', 'ishe loogun ishe', 'touch not the Lord's annointed' etc ..until he mentions they will carry members for free..like, wait, what? Gotta be VIP members, methinks. That one would be believable hence he should state the intention clearly , b4 embarking on the project of raising funds to fuel this 'divine' fantasy.
It would have been the height of wickedness to have had average Joe and Alec, members, contribute to the 50-private-jets fund ,while believing they would one day get a free ride on a jet. It would be the height of hypocrisy; an utter in-ur-face insult. The current president of the USA, who might not have a vast vocabulary but still manages an uncanny wit with words, would say, sombrely- 'its a disgrace'

IamSoProlific:
This gal have started doing crack, but doesn't eat well to commensurate and compliment it just as tboss does.

Sir. You ARE very learned on this peculiar subject matter.
I was able to spot Bob Marley in the pic below. Some said one would have to be a crackhead to do so...am I a crackhead?

Yakade:
O ga o

I may have ruptured a lung while trying to stifle my laughter, seeing this pic. ..not laughing now, while meditating for the healing of my body, of the organ.

Dan, 'The Bull', Amotaxi appears to be growing a bit dense as old age beckons...oh well. He looks happy for the moment and some say as long as u are happy...

My older brother and his wife called me via WhatsApp video on the day I landed in Minnesota last year and said I had changed drastically; they insisted I was looking better...it had been less than 2 days since they saw me off at Murtala airport, lasgid.

Her supposed talent for music is of no interest...
Her boobs, though, are a real treat each time she shows a part,
Her music career, like cardi bs, would take off in an instant, when she has learnt to showcase more of her natural endowments and less of her vocal range.

This may seem a hasty generalisation, but I would argue that most women, whose husbands are obviously physically more attractive than they are, end up harbouring some kinda grudge...why would that be?

This may sound like a hasty generalisation, but I would argue that tall women with small boobs are mostly very problematic. ..why would that be?

SageMK:
One of my broiler chicken is depress too.

Caught her twice trying to commit suicide today.

She'll submerge her head into the water bowl and try to drown herself. So I got her some earthworms to cheer her up. Glad she's doing okay. Depression is real!

Guy man...mad man

Most of the likes u will get are from poultry farmers, big and small, who can relate. Animal depression too is actually real.

kurupt1:
I'm very sure this girl never invested in this relationship and the guy had placed her on a pedestal,so she started feeling fly and felt the guy doesn't deserve her love.
And then one small boy with money came around and the rest is history.

You have seen the light through darkness and posses a knack for storytelling; the uncanny wit of a poet. You deserve any chilled drink of your fancy, a Cuban cigar and a shaded balcony with a view of the sunset while you hone your skills for propagating truth and half truths, lies and fiction.

Well done, son...well said, good gentleman.

Ralphjoe:
I recently got a job at a company and there is this girl, that is my colleague in the sales department, we've been close friends ever since I joined the company to the extent that even her best friend there is jealous of our friendship.

The crux of the matter is that am beginning to have a crush on her and it's eating me up, am kind of afraid to let her know of it because I think it will affect our friendship.

What do you guys think I should do here, should I go ahead and let her know about my feelings for her or should I just keep it to myself. I want a matured and reasonable advice. thanks guys.

Apparently, she is very probably seeing another/other dude(s). Bare bones fact is, she already is getting the d. already somewhere, somehow. There are reasons why she has been comfortable, so far, having a platonic relationship with you.

Therefore, I would ask myself- are my sexual fantasies about her potent enough to risk an embarrassing 'no' for an answer from her and subsequent awkwardness in the friendship?

If the libido is that strong, then banish all reservations and go in for the kill...you might prove me wrong, yet.

Flee a brazen woman who ranks below 8. They are the most toxic.

Xaos:
The only stunt concerning a woman's bum that's truly amazing is making the joystick completely disappear.

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You are not far from the truth, my son.

millionboi2:
u are a brainles idiot who doesn't know d meaning of success.


U dey craze

Quite on point, good sir.

folake4u:
Regina Daniels is a disgrace to all honest and hardworking women out there if this news is true.

Tueh! .


I always wonder how young girls get attracted to older folks old enough to be their father and sleep with them.

No. I will not blame the man because I believe in the Economic's 'Demand and Supply' rule. Where there is high supply, there will be high demand.


This generation is cursed.

Conversely, by the same token, she is an inspiration, a role model, indeed a mentor to all aspiring, budding oloshos out there. And there are many...their name is LEGION.
Life is weird to say the least

Gentleziggy:
u must b lucky then

infact i was just modifying my original post to express how blessed i feel.

Gentleziggy:
I hear you sir!!!

...the truth, good sir.
I live in a community of a predominantly student population. My humble old township has been taken over by the students of the higher institution of learning near us. Ratio of males to females must be 3:10. And somehow, those 7 out of 10 people are all just darn fine. It sometimes feels like walking in some kind of wonderland...i am grateful to the good Lord im a fairly handsome fella and still single. Was it 9ce who sang that song, "ama bachelor..."?

Looks staged for the gram to me. Way too coincdental he would walk in at that moment when she just seems to be getting her groove on.

Cover up ogirl.
There an average of 10 extremely attractive girls per street in my neighborhood who beat this body type hands down. And that opinion is not subjective but fact.

Adakintroy:
Everything are self fulfilling prophesies. For an old book(bible) It sure was accurate about this times and man's nature.

I have giving my life to christ. I still struggle with sin. But my faith in God to restore me and make me whole.

I went for my young cousins burial recent. I was among the young men that lower the casket to earth.

So now am certain there is nothing in this life worth killing ourselves for. Work, help one another, live in peace.

Somebody who' s seen the light.

lilmarley:
my greatest fear is pronouncing "HUAWEI" in public

I feel ur phobia...your safest bet might be to ask yourself the agelong question of mankind- "who are we?"

Supply a few more details-
Ram...
Rom...
Processor...(exynos or snapdragon)

IntrovertedK:
you wanna be a man? Resign from the job her step Dad got you and walk away into a new life of your very own where you make your own decisions for your very own self. Chikena

Good man.

LuciferAnointed:
He shouldn't come on Nairaland in 10 years' time to open a useless thread about how his son is gay.

dominique (or whichever mod will take her place after her death) must not even try to move that thread to FP because even though I will be grey-haired and my preeq will have fallen by then, I will still react violently here.



*spits

Spot on. Some sane dude, amongst the daft 'awwww...so cute. So smart' comments, said he should just wait till the baby is really hungry.
Conditioning like this can only generate some unsavoury outcome.

Lexicon123:
This topic brings a close friend to mind. He's been in this relationship with a lady he met about 4 years ago. The lady decided she was going to study abroad, couple with having some brothers and dad abroad. The guy felt obligated to support her by giving her time to study. Months turned to years and nothing has happened. Now she's trying to get her green card and therefore need more time to settled down, meanwhile the guy feels he is advancing in age. He's doing well in Nigeria and not fixated on abandoning everything to move abroad (probably illegally for sometime). The lady is threatening to quit if the guy can't wait any longer. The earliest she feels she can settle down and have kids is at least 3 years time (not guaranteed surely). Am even confused about his predicament myself that I don't know a suitable advice for him right now.

Bottom line is that people face different difficult situations before and duration marriage. It takes the grace of God, patience and strong will to overcome .

Your friend's faith is commendable. However, i would ask 2 things. 1) is he sexually active in the meantime? 2) does he routinely go for medical checkups?

because, if he is practising abstinence from sex while waiting for the woman, i can quite convincingly tell u his bp might be on the rise.
U might wanna cross check him on that. ..it might be the advice u are looking to giving him.