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1)And seein the multitude, corruption went into Aso Rock, and when he was set, the polititians came unto him.
2) And he opened his mouth and taught them, saying:
3) Blessed are the clueless in wisdom; for theirs is the Presidency of the Nation.
4)Blessed are they that rig elections; for they shall be (S)elected.
5)Blessed are the thieves; for they shall inherit the National Assembly.
6)Blessed are they who do hunger and thirst for public funds; for their accounts shall be filled.
7)Blessed are the bribe-takers; for they shall obtain big bribes.
Blessed are the Petroleum Ministers; for they shall loot Trillions.
9)Blessed are the bootlickers; for they shall be called the Federal Executhief Council.
10)Blessed are they which are prosecuted for corruption sake; for theirs is the kingdom of wealth.
11)Blessed are ye, when EFCC shall invite you, and interrogate you, and bring all manner of charges against you, for my sake.
12)Rejoice and be exceedingly glad; for fat is your accounts in swiss banks, for so they the prosecuted politicians which were before you.
13)Ye are the thieves of the nation, but if the theif have lost his craftiness wherewith shall he be looting? It is thenceforth good for nothing, but to be charged to court and be sentenced to prison.
14)YE are the liars of the nation, a lie that is carefully though-out cannot be found.
15)Niether do politians cook a big lie, and serve it to Sahara Reporters, but to NTA, and it gives false hope unto those that watch 9pm news.
16)Let your gown so flow before men that they may see your big loot, and glorify your father which is in otta.
17)Think not that i am come to arrest the fuel marketers.
18)For verily i say unto you, till heaven and earth pass away,one naira shall not be left in the federation's account but all be looted away.
19)Whoever shall break one of this commandments and teach men so, shall be called Asiwaju in the kingdom of corruption. But whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called BOT chairman in the kingdom of corruption.
20)For i say unto you, except your corruption exceed that of policemen and lawmakers, ye shall in no case enter the kingdom of immunity.
21)Ye have heard that it was said by them of the old time , Thou shall not loot, and whoever shall loot shall be in danger of judgement.
22)But i say unto you, that whoever shall be angry with his party without a cause shall be in danger of judgement, and whoever shall say; stop looting shall be in danger of penury, the elder brother of poverty.
23)Therefore if thou bring thy loot to the UK, and there rememberest that the EFCC has a case against thee
24)Leave thy loot in a UK bank and go to Dubai; first be reconciled with the EFCC chaiman and come enjoy thy loot.
25)Bribe thy prosecutors quickly while thou art on the way with him, lest at anytime he deliver thee to the judge and the judge sentence theee, and thou be cast into prison
26)For verily i say unto you, thou shall by no means come out thence, till thou have entered a plea bargain.

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Really? Ok no cause 4 alarm, FG will set up a commitee 2 investigate d allegations brought on him by d current commitee nd they'll get back 2 us with there findings ok... Next issue pls.

Ok Gej haters, lunch is ready, come feast on dis 1.

AdexOmoby: All I would say is that Heaven is real and Hell is real!
Unfortunately, those who are in Hell CANT not come back to tell their story, d few who hav witnessed Heaven and Hell, Many dont beliv dem.
Illuminati is real and nt a pigmet of imagination.
Heaven is a
our goal!

Heaven; A place were gentlemen who hav neva been dere, brag abt it to dose who would neva be dere.

Hopefully.

This reminds me of 'Corridors of Power'. Imagine Abbati sayin d woman is guilty of no crime. Smh...

The federal government has recalled the embattled Director general of the security and Exchange commision Arunma Oteh, who was sent on a compulsory leave by d commision in june. The spokesperson to the FG Ruben Abatti confirmed the report, saying the Director general is not guilty of any crime.
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Bloody liars! Instead of NPL management to use d money develop d league, dem take am go pay statitics agents make dem put dere name 4 top. Mtcheeeew. Like say we no dey watch d league 4 here.

Wow, if dis natural resources d creator blessed us wit can generate such amount of income in such a short period of time, why not legalize it nd see how much growth it will add 2 our economy.

Eyaa, R.I.P. Was he on 2go?

NO!

Mynd_44: So you mean messages come in male and female?

*falls frm bicycle*

Billyonaire: Sahara reporters, the mouthpiece of Boko Haram, the mouthpiece of CIA covet operation code named "Boko Haram"; you guys are located in NY with sole aim of helping to break-up Nigeria by 2015. Una go fail.

Sorry, did u in anyway smoke dat tin i told u not 2 smoke dis hot afternoon?
I guess dats y u r vomitin trash.

R.I.P.

omega25red: Poster

IMHO i would say leave that for married folks. I say that because single people relationships are to volatile. As much as you might love each other today, tomorrow might be a different case.

And 2moro will d ashoebi come nd hunt them?

Haterz!

To kill!

Lmao @ comments.

Ok

Beaf: Heavy, heavy sontin!
Act II, scene I. Lol!

Ah ah, u stil dey act 2? Wen me i don dey finish act 4. Dis 1 na d climax of act 5.

Besea: Amanda, Spaceman, Iyke the G, Sope all of cool fm ph. Joyce and manny of cool fm lag. Shikena.

Spaceman, Iyke nd Sope are no longer wif cool fm, i tink Spaceman is wif Radio PH now, he's got a great voice nd very well talented nd informed.

Fake meteorologist, rain go fall wen God say make e fall, no be wen dem say e go fall.

And u see hw innocent dey luk after d deed is done, u jus dont knw whether 2 spank dem or let dem be. Jus be careful next time sha.

phadat: The husband is wack hw can you descend so low and have sex with d maid SHM

I cant tel whether u r a lady or a guy, if u r lady i'll pardon ur ignorance of d damage dat can occur wen 'Konji' visits u.

Thank God i was created a Man.

Smallville4live: You can start from the beginning, by saying, guy I like you, can we be friends. Some lady has done that to me and I was surprised. She say me at a traditional wedding when I was taking some pics of the celebrats. She asked someone to call me.

buahahahahahaha, cant stop laffin. *hop u knw d reason*

Its so crazy hw far dis fanatics can go in d name of religion, i tink its high time d muslim clerics enlighten dis people more on wat islam truly teaches.

Really? Ok, next gist.

'they are gettin married', 'they are not gettin married', all from una mouth. Anyway hw dat 1 take concern garri price sef? Next story pls.