Ify Angela: Wat did i miss

I've been waitin 4 u here all day. Lets get started.

Harbosede02: I nid a VAL O

sshhhhh... No shout make plenty people no hear ur voice. As pretty as u r, u r not suppose 2 be shoutin 4 a val. Wat say u?

Pinky21, i wasn't goin 2 ask any1 2 be my val. But dis ur eyebulb sorry eyeballs can lite up my my little face-me-i-face-u apartment wen phcn misbhaves as usual. So on a second tot i've decided 2 ask u;Will U be my val?

metti:
Mumu! who needs ur comment?

U dey mad ni, if no be say SOTON make my belle sweet me now u 4 gerrit hot frm me now. Nansence.

Am busy now wit d southampton vs man.city match. Contact me later 4 my comment on d dis issue.

Clerverly: It looks like insincere_9ja getting ready to lick his master's asss

I tink dis is kind of too offensive a comment to make abt som1 who hasn't wronged u in anyway. Even if he has, y bring his name into a different nd un-associated topic like dis 1. I tink u deserve a lenghty ban.

Make dem (APC) no gree o! If dis is true, it might jus be a ploy by PDP to send spies to infiltrate nd distabilize d APC nd return bak wen der mission is accomplished.

kimakazee: Lies,lies & more lies, again & again lies,lies , lies bring me more lies lies lies can i have more lies lies lies

Lies,lies,lies,lies,lies,lies,lies,lies,lies,liiieeeessss. Last nite i bought fuel 4 #120litre. Even at NNPC gas stations there are very long queues. I wonder if d millions of litres are only transported 2 d govt house.

NessaFresh:

Interesting


Could u please compare and contrast the Macpherson constitution of 1951 and the 1999 constitution citing various lugriborious amd metaphysical ambiguities with reference to all senerated denigma with reference to political systems ?

dis got me Lmao.
@topic. Pls wats d name of dat hairstyle on d lady.

following.....

And where did he say Jigawa state PDP were'nt d ones dat sponsored d vehicle branding? Or am i missin somtin frm d article?

Failed nd corrupt judiciary! U arraigned som1 in court 4 d 1st time, nd adjourned d case 2 1week so u can grant dem bail, after d bail u adjourn d case till almost 2 months so u hav enough time 2 entertain bribery proposals from d criminals so as 2 manipulate d case. As far as i'm concerned dis case has been closed.

ledynamite: What do you think?

I think u are jobless.

Hah, dis comparison is too early abeg. Heir ko, next of kin ni.

why is buhari's name on every pairin? Is is dat d party can not do witout buhari in power? I tink he should act like a leader of d party nd send out d young nd popular ones 2 contest jus like d pdp leaders do.

chai! Dis one pain me o.

i dont blame d insane aboki dat posted dis on his facebook wall, i blame d person dat brought dis 2 d knowledge of thousands of sane people on nairaland. Nd d mod. who deemed it fit 2 bring dis 2 d homepage.

Nairaland.

brownlord: Nonsence, let them bring out the donors of this project if u find any female among them, mk she talk wetin she do for those men before them sponsor this project, am a servin call member and i knw what am talking about, am presently servin in one of the local govt. In osun, in the whole of this LGA no good place to eat, except some useless buka where u be served, one nonsence soup with 2 cups of stew, u cant find anywhere to eat jollof/fried rice or other varieties thereby making it difficult for non yourubas to cope even the place is close to their state capital, i told a girl of my intention to try a little restaurant or fast food joint and she told me not to bother, that she a batch B, tried a laundering service, after several warnings from one person doin same bizness, shes been battling wit health issue since she commenced, another girl told me of one ibo woman who opened a restaurant and a while some restaurant owner gang up and they told her is she love her life she shld flee from the community so make them park well, all the big project for nysc scheme na only girls dey always execute am, shebi na dem dedicate to the programme pass abi?

No wonder u said u r a CALL member. Smh. Try nd be appreciative 4 ones pls......... Nd work on ur grammer too.

From d looks on d photos its obvious who's gonna carry d day. Yaya toure is in 4 serious business. #Boys r not smilling.

Hmm, all these sill.y tins she's tinkin of doing 'i done did it'.

If na 4 naija now som mumu dem 4 don dey blame GEJ.

Black Peni5: The only news shown in the foreign media about Africa are hunger, Poverty, Corruption, etc., while the good things go unmentioned.

The solution to Africa's problem can only come from within.

Until we learn to appreciate our own things, we'll never develop.

In as much as i agree wit u abt wat dey show on foreign medias. But these things truly happen here in africa nd its being caused by africans nd der leaders. These people that understands wat life should be like are amazed at how we here in africa live and treat our very own so dey cry out, publish these situations for the world 2 see nd maybe lend a helping hand 2 dis situation.

If it took dis long to open up a case against dem, only God knws hw long dis case itself will last. Probably Lawan would hav copleted his tenure as a lawmaker nd contested 4 a governorship seat in his state. Failed State.

Mikel- Motivation- Advice. It doesn't add up. What is he advising dem to do? Play like him? Smh.

Please how much does CAF pay d winner of d tournament?

Ladies would you make dis kind of hairstyle? Guys wat do u tink abt dis haircut?

semid4lyfe: Alright, this thread is just the Phone Version of ITBomb's Thread - The 5 Most Important Applications On Your PC

For me, it's

1. OperaMini - we all know what it's used for.

2. Mr Recorder- it runs silently in the background and automatically records all my calls (in-coming & out-going).

3. MobiReader - I've got lots of e-books in prc format on my phone and it's this app I use for reading 'em.

4. MSDict 7 Viewer - very important with all the installed dictionary modules like Acronymic, Synonymus, CALD, Thesaurus, English Essentials, Business, Medical, idioms etc

5. X-plore - a file explorer with multiple functionality.


Let's hear yours. . . . .

pls how do u download dis apps 2 ur fone, nd does it work on java fones?

How doz dis help d super eagles win matches?

No! I don't tink he's right. As a matter of fact its d Governor's forum dat has been putin d dull tinkin president in order.